Child exorcist Bobby Jindal got to ride on the president’s helicopter on Sunday, which was super-exciting, but that awful oil spill is still about to destroy what’s left of Louisiana’s economy and environment. [White House Flickr]
SEA VOLCANO MONITORING
May 3, 2010
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Looks like they’re plotting an exorcism.
At-text: Cracka-assed crackeh…
Where’s the Tea Klux Klan’s outrage at the big gummint takeover of teh free market oil-spill cleanup bidness?
“Shit, man, I knew Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.”
“I can give you about this much cock, but the state has to match – oh, you can’t? Never mind.”
[re=568835]trondant[/re]: fuck. you beat me to the cock joke.
How come nobody is pointing out that this is a clear sign that God hates shrimp?
[re=568831]memzilla[/re]: The are busy firing up the “Obama’s Katrina” echo chamber.
Is that Jebus sitting behind the Prez?
Obama:
We’re going to buy up every damn tampon, liner and pad in the world and dump in the gulf.
Jindal:
What’s a tampon?
Jindal looks genuinely attracted to him. Oh that Barry…
who are the attentive but very worried caucasians?
“No, no listen to me, no, hands apart, like this. No more praying. Time to actually do something”
“Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Cha de bebe. Da Mississippi passin’ to da Gulf will be keepin’ da oil from de crawdaddies up Bahtawn Rooouge way. Youse still be to havin’ all de crayfish etouffee ya needs.”
[re=568831]memzilla[/re]: It’s in the Foxnews.com comments. In response to BP saying they would pay for cleanup costs that they deem appropriate, exodus20Kansas wrote…
This is why we do not need government involvement into this. BP will cover the cost of cleanup (not the US tax payers). We The People.
Has N.O. sunk yet? It’s only a matter of time.
“No Bobby God isn’t taking a shit in the Gulf. If he did, the turds would be this big, see?”
Why isn’t Sarah Palin there also, and too? What does she have to say about all this… oh yeah.
Bobby, there is something I think you should know – Jesus died in Katrina.
[re=568849]megs[/re]: So it’s Obama’s Katrina because he (i.e., the Gubbmint) didn’t do enough about it, yet the Gubbmint should stay out and let British Petroleum PLC, also known as “We the Murrikan People”, take care of it.
I see fodder for a Daily Show segment on this…
[re=568845]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Ironic slaves.
I hope Obama takes a moment to thank Bobby for his dicked-up response to the SoTU address last year, expecially the part about the train to Sodom & Gomorrah. For extra LULZ, he could imitate Bobby squeaking, “Ah sayed to mah fren th’ sheriff…”
A Muzzie talking politely with a Hindoo. Can true world peace be far behind?
Look Bobby, you have to realize that we cannot contact Superman to clean up the oceans, the terrorists killed Superman four years ago.
Who dat darkie talking to that muslin foriegn-born imposter in John McCain’s helicopter?
Does this surprise anyone…?
[re=568865]Larry Fine[/re]: I know that, Barry! I was suggesting AQUAMAN! FUCK!
“You want me to drill what???”
“ummm… no, bobby, i don’t think that abstinence-only oil drilling technology exists yet. let’s table that for now.”
“i apologize for calling you ‘tech support’, governor. now PLEASE stop referring to oil as “black gold” and “texas tea”, for fuck’s sake.”
[re=568839]pirate king of the Jews[/re]: Shrimp IS an abomination, after all.
“You see, there are these big plates that move around. It’s called plate tectonics. No, it’s a real thing.”
[re=568839]pirate king of the Jews[/re]: JEWS DID BP
[re=568881]BadKitty[/re]: What about oysters? When murdered raw – they cause teh sex!!
“bobby, go call up your priest friends. i hear they can suck the sweet light crude off of a jumbo shrimp in under three minutes flat.”
[re=568847]weejee[/re]: By golly…
it’s the left coast,weejee…!
talkin’ just like a south coast Cajun…!
Two browns just cold conspiring to annex the sovereign land of Acadia?
One more & we’ve got a RICO case.
Jindaloo: “Americans can do anything, if they pray harder and harder – all the time.”
Obama: “No, Bobby, Americans can’t do “anything.”
[re=568902]Long Form Def Certificate[/re]: Hands of my Acadie! Bad enough that the Gulf Stream may be fucking up our fishing grounds, too, with your Cajun slick.
“Oh by the way Governor, in light of the Eyjafjallajökull volcano’s ash plume affect on travel and trade in Europe being in the news recently what to you think about federal spending to monitor volcanoes in the US?”
[re=568833]norbizness[/re]: Excellent.
If I wanted to introduce a friend to Wonkette, this would be the thread.
Of course the first hit is always free.
Obama: Bobby, it’s very important that we monitor this oil spill.
Jindal (in a comically thick, fake accent): “Oil spill monitoring?” What is THAT?
In that picture Jindal looks a lot like this Jewish kid I beat up once.
If Obama were a real liberal, he’d force everyone who drives a Hummer or lives more than an hour from a grocery store to personally man the fucking booms out in the gulf. Sadly, Obama’s actually a republican.
[re=568900]Gramps[/re]: In the way back, ran with some Cajun gals from New Iberia. They taught me my schoolbook French wasn’t shit and volumes about Boudreaux.
Explanation of photo: they have formed a small prayer circle, and Barry is clapping time while singing his famous Mahalia Jackson medley.
Jindal said he would feel better when his Happy Meal arrived with his lil toy Michael Jackson action figure that grabs it’s crotch. Then he went on to tell Barack that he couldn’t go to Arizona to slap the Governor with Obama because his parents were illegals and he didn’t have a birth certificate and was born in Kenya, too!
Why not. Jindal is an expert at plugging giant geysers of seeping goo.
Arg, c’mon… Barack was there to sell Bobby some yellow cake uranium left over from Condi’s lock box in Cheney’s Halliburton wall safe, next to the secret decoder rings!
Of course you don’t need big government intervening, Bobby. But did I mention that the F in FEMA stands for Freedom?
[re=568841]Okie Dokie Dog[/re]: That’s George W. Bush. Obama invited him along as Special-Consultant-For-Looking-Out-The-Window-At-The-Disaster-While-Flying-Over-It. Cause heez got de experienz.
Ken, best photo caption I’ve ever seen. I’m not tryin’ to ride yo’ dick or nothing, but that shit was brilliance.
P-Bobby is SO hoping the president didn’t hear his response to the SOTU address last year. Those are the eyes of a man who’ll be happy if he isn’t hurled out of the chopper somewhere over the gulf.
Jesus, to Bobby Jindal: Yeah, I know you want a miracle. You’ve been asking for one for like, a million years. But I just went and turned all that water into oil, and now you want more? Greedy capitalist pigs…
[re=568917]malo-ji[/re]: You definitely cut & pasted “Eyjafjallajökull” – the last time I tried to type it, I jammed my giv’emthebird finger!
[re=568925]weejee[/re]: I once met a Cajun gal, in of all places; Yellowstone National Park…I garruntee…!
Oh …and that New Iberia;“Queen City of the Teche!”
Louisianna kinda has the same luck as Haiti, doesn’t it? Oh and Bobby why not ask Bible Spice for a loan, being that ol’ big gubmint shouldn’t be handing out money and all. after all why should i care about you crackers down there in the bayou.
This pic is the end of Jinny’s red-state political career, even if he does castrate perverts.
“Bobby you little prick, I should toss your goatass into that fuckin’ oil slick & fry the jesus out your ass.”
[re=568989]torera[/re]: Damn straight! The traitor!
[re=568925]weejee[/re]: weejee…
You might get a kick outta this lagniappe…
http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~jmeaux/cajundict.html
Heheh…
So does the GOP lose the cracker/outdoorsman vote in the redneck riviera? I doubt it.
[re=568843]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: don’t you mean tampoon? I understand David Vitter is donating his unused diapers.
Who is this “Bobby Jindal” and is he related to Louisiana Governor Piyush “the exorcist” Jindal?
[re=569033]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: The used diapers, however, he’s keeping.
Obama is is saying, “Teri benh di, Piyush dandi!” And Piyush can’t believe how perfect is Obama’s Punjabi accent. It’s a teachable moment.
“Where is your God now!” Obama laughed.
I’m stunned, just stunned that the Invisible Hand of the Free Market hasn’t plugged the oil leak with its thumbs.
Instead, it just seems to keep bitch-slapping Louisiana.
Each time he meets Obama, Jindal remembers his god-awful embarrassment of a follow-up speech to Obama last year on national TeeVee, in which he stupidly dissed spending federal $$$ on monitoring signs of impending natural disasters, the electronically and GPS-fixed cock ring and buttplug Obama had installed in his nether regions gives an extra shocky “zing”, just to remind him of who the Master is. So Jindal is very, very attentive when the Master commands him.
Bobby is that close to OB and he’s not screaming “You lie”? He’s toast in the next election.
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