America’s favorite funnyman and backstabbing corporate ass-kisser, Jay Leno, is sure excited about being the hired entertainment at the Washington press corps’ trade-show banquet! One thing that’s great is you get to glad-hand a bunch of politicians and entertainment figures, and there’s nothing Jay Leno loves more than acquiescence to idiot celebrities, the powerful and the corrupt. He might even get his ass pinched!
Here, from a very “buried lede” in the last paragraph of one of Politico’s million WHCA dinner stories today:
“I consider it a great honor,” he said. “I love doing it. It’s great fun. You get to meet the president of the United States. I mean, the last time I did it with President Bush, as I walked to the podium, I felt somebody grab my ass, and I look over and I see him going yuk-yuk-yuk, and I go, ‘The president grabbed my ass going up to the podium.’ What’s funnier than that? How often in your life does the president grab your ass as you walk by?”
[Politico]
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CNN news ticker: Jay Leno “Did it with President Bush.” Laura Bush=Beard? We report, you decide.
It’s not gay if it’s just ass-grabbing.
It’s not gay if you only end up in bed that one time in college.
Fer cryin’ out loud. How gay is that?
is this just a failed Clinton joke? Cuz I am pretty certain that dude grabbed a shitload of ass. All kinds too.
Surprised he didn’t try to give him a backrub.
How often in your life does the president grab your ass as you walk by?
The answer to this is “very” if you were around the Clinton White House
Washington press corpse
/fixed
Yorkie porn joke EOM
Was there tickling involved?
[re=567858]An Outhouse[/re]: Next time: wriggling!
“How often in your life does the president grab your ass as you walk by?”
“Everytime.”
- Misty May Treanor
Jay Leno is as funny as AIDS.
[re=567908]Buttery1000[/re]: AIDS has a better ass.
Striving to become the new Johnny Carson.
“‘The president grabbed my ass going up to the podium.’ What’s funnier than that?”
A bear that masturbates.
Their entertainment committee won’t use Wanda Sykes or Lewis Black again because they say “fuck” too much.
Anyone who doesn’t say “fuck” a lot while addressing an audience of boot licking MSM stenographers just isn’t paying attention.
Well, of course, Bush reserved the head noogie for bald guys. Ass grabbin’ for skunk haired guys.
You don’t get a jaw like that from getting teabagged by the D.C. Elite…Oh wait, yes, YOU DO!
Man, this dinner is still going on? Wow. DC Prom lives on. Jay Leno. Figures. Can’t be any worse than Rich Little.
“What’s funnier than that?”
Every other joke in world history not delivered by Jay Leno.
[re=567976]Cape Clod[/re]: Every late-night host other than Jay Leno; yes, that includes Chevy Chase, Rick Dees and Pat Sajak.
Pat Sajak. That is harsh, man. But true.
If Jay Leno is really the future of television, I am killing my television.
[re=567984]JMP[/re]: Magic Johnson
[re=568032]GOPCrusher[/re]: I had forgotten about that one, it lasted so briefly. But yes, funnier than Jay Leno.
“The president grabbed my ass going up to the podium. What’s funnier than that?”
A robot that is a pimp.
Quite often in the Clinton administration!
[re=567934]CapnFatback[/re]: FTW!
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