Barack Obama showed up at the local community center in Quincy, Illinois the other day to hand out free money to illegal immigrants, so the local Tea Party piled in their minivans and drove over there to protest. But Sultan Hussein did not want these patriots exercising their rights, so he called out his royal SWAT Teams of Murder & Death to destroy them.
These were innocent defenseless elderly ladies he did this to, people! They just wanted to love their country a little, because they thought it was free. Somewhere John Ashcroft and Alberto Gonzales are huddling under a blanket, crying.
The “official story” from the Quincy Herald Whig:
There were a few tense moments when the crowd moved west down York toward Third Street after the president’s motorcade arrived. A Secret Service agent asked the crowd to move back across the street to the north side. When the crowd didn’t move and began singing “God Bless, America” and the national anthem, Quincy Deputy Police Chief Ron Dreyer called for members of the Mobile Field Force to walk up the street.
The officers, mainly from Metro East departments near St. Louis and dressed in full body armor, marched from the east and stood on the south side of York facing the protesters.
There was no physical contact, and the officers did not come close to the crowd, but there were catcalls and more than a few upset tea party members, including a woman who shouted, “This is communism!”
While the lamestream media plays down this assault on freedom, America’s liberty freedom patriot rebel wake-up bloggers continue fighting for truth, because just look at those violent extremists and the RIOT POLICE, my God, how absurd. Meanwhile, Michelle Malkin made fun of a “very small geared-up officer” whose smallness led her “to believe it might have been ‘take your SWAT kid to work day,’” which is not a very “9/11—Never Forget” thing to say, at all.
Luckily, Steve McQueen is on the scene! Not “King of Cool” Steve McQueen, but “King of Quincy Tea Bag Party” Steve McQueen, whose group Ensuring Liberty will protect you from riot cop death squads, Guantanamo on the Hudsons and other oppressions for only $12 a year. You have to join this organization right now! To save the grandmas, you must do it.
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Finally the Grammar Police have arrived.
Fabulous camerawork. Feet and sky.
Jack-booted thugs! Where are the black helicopters? Left, left, left, left-right-left: the sound of liberal fascism!
Would somebody please reduce the competing players into a power point presentation and/or flow chart that I can wholeheartedly ignore?
Fuck yeah! This is what I’m talking about!
Does this mean the death panels are finally getting started? About time, then.
“God Bless, America”?
Was that constant clicking the sound of lockin an’ loadin from the teabaggery militia?
Or from the jackbooting policemens?
SWAT: Senioirs Whining About Teabagging
Yeah, if George Bush faced these kind of protesters, he wouldn’t have interfered with their freedoms by making them back up.
He would have interfered with their freedoms by having them all arrested. And in fact, he did.
Remember, there is no situation that is so bad, that a cop cannot make it worse. Wow, what awesome fail that show of force was.
It’s all fun and games til a little freedumb girl gets teabagged by one of Obomber’s Swat midgets!
Why is OBAMAR obsessed with terrifying small girls from Quincy who’s domineering mothers just want to cold assemble and experience freedumbs in pubic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2vF4aewSQo&feature=player_embedded
Granny may not live long enough to face a health death panel.
Years ago, David Letterman would have a chimpanzee run around the studio with a camera strapped to his head. He called it “monkey-cam.” I always wondered what happened to that chimp. Now I know.
Did Obamar use his crackberry to “call in the riot police?”
Jesus a Quincy massacare sounds good right now.
Meh Needs moar dogs, firehoses also.
Wait — so that was it?! No tear-gassing, no clubbing, no arrests? Wow, these teabaggers are f***ing sissies. And they’re probably going to tell this story to their friends like they survived Kent State or some shit. These people have all my sympathy — I’m going to send them a case of Vagicil.
Fashion Week in Quincy, Ill.
Come see the violence inherent in the System! ‘elp! ‘elp! I’m bein’ repressed!
What evil technique will Obama’s SS use next? The COMFY CHAIR?
For realz, a SWAT team? Eleanor Clift dialed up to 8 and screaming at Monica and Pat could have handled that.
[re=567765]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: No, not a SWAT team but a “mobile field force.” Because if you’re going to send forces into the field it’s better if they’re mobile.
[re=567752]Mr Blifil[/re]: Your new avatar is a certain renowned lone gunman?
I know they’re just tight-fisted by nature, but where do they get the idea that you can’t spend your way out of a deep recession? That’s how it was done in 1940, dilberts. People always say WWII ended the Great Depression, but it was actually massive government deficit spending to build up the military that ended the Great Depression.
What you DON’T do, if you’re fiscally conservative, is cut tax rates permanently as a temporary stimulus.
Did the U.S. collectively sneeze? I’m glad we won WWII or our national anthem would have been “Gesundheit, America.”
Those definitely were NOT grammar police!
This is what happens when they no longer teach marching skills in physical education class.
[re=567765]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: [re=567767]V572625694[/re]:
“Excuse me! Excuse….could you please….could you please step back!…Excuse me!!”
Yeah, this is definitely the Teabaggers’ Kent State moment….Is Toby Keith gonna come out with a song titled “Four Feelings Hurt, In Illinois”?
“This is communism!” So the riot police moved in and forced these hard-working Americans to take ownership of the means of production? Sign this factory deed transfer or get the taser, you troublemaker!
[re=567749]Prommie[/re]: Yes. An opportunity missed. I know the Secret Service and local law enforcement have to take their duty to protect the POTUS seriously but hasn’t anyone in Obama’s administration ever considered how much damage he could do to the Tea Party simply by meeting some of them publicly. Less show of force, more show of patient disdain?
oh jeez, I thought they were going to round up those Grannies and take them to the chain link enclosed ‘free speech’ zone.
Jake and Elwood Teabaggers hate Illinois Nazis.
I had no idea communism included moving protesters to a safe distance from a motorcade. Where is the Freedom of Speech zone? Bush’s protesters had a Freedom of Speech zone. As I recall, it was surrounded by chain link fence. These folks just want their own Freedom of Speech zone. No Chain Link = Comanizms! Also.
[re=567762]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Exactly. Where was the busting of heads? I want to see some busting of heads.
getting the riot police is dumb and all, but how outraged were any of these people by the shows of force and violent crackdowns during similar demonstrations in the Bush years?
Oh yeah, that’s right, They couldn’t give a shit about any hint of fascism back then.
Conervatives protest and call cops communist = no physical contact.
Liberals protest and call cops fascist = police riot
Does this prove that police are communists?
“God Bless, America” is not a correct response to a lawful order. It may be the correct response to a Jeopardy question (“What were Red Skelton’s last words?”).
[re=567764]DoktorZoom[/re]: I though we were an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
Obama called out the SWAT thugs, eh? Just confirming that our Teabaggers are stupid generally, and are stupid generally about minor constitutional matters, and federalism, also. Assklowns, the lot of ‘em.
“Left, left, left-right-left”? C’mon, I prefer the classics like:
Got a letter in the mail
Go to war or go to jail
Sat me in that barber’s chair
Spun me around, I had no hair
Used to drive a Cadillac
Now I pack it on my back
Used to drive a limousine
Now I’m wearing Army green
Dress it right and cover down
Forty inches all around
Nine to the front and six to the rear
That’s the way we do it here
Used to date a beauty queen
Now I date my M-16
Ain’t no use in lookin’ down
Ain’t no discharge on the ground
Ain’t no use in going back
Jody’s got your Cadillac
Ain’t no use in calling home
Jody’s got your girl and gone
Ain’t no use in feeling blue
Jody’s got your sister too
Took away my faded jeans
Now I’m wearing Army greens
They took away my gin and rum
Now I’m up before the sun
Mama Mama can’t you see
What this Army’s done for me
Mama Mama can’t you see
This Army life is killing me
Lots of variations. This one can be expanded as much as you want for longer marches, through training, deployment and combat. I don’t remember much but the last:
Bury me in the leaning rest
Tell my Ma I done my best.
That was the lamest riot control squad I’ve ever seen (granted, most of them are fictional portrayals of such squads on the telly). They looked like they were about to fall asleep marching. Nonetheless, the teabaggers must have been having a fit of cognitive dissonance. Normally they love it when groups of truncheon-armed men in black march down the street (arguably) ready to crack heads. Sends the right law and order message. But it’s just not the same when they’re taking orders from a “Kenyan.”
I await Gov. Orval Faubus’s response.
3/10. Needs moar tasering.
Can you believe Nobama called in a dozen riot police to mill around during a peaceful protest? His fascism is so…wimpy. When I went to protest Ronald Reagan’s appearance at a fundraiser in Century City a few decades ago, Ronnie had called in about 300 of them, a lot of them on horseback.
[re=567800]Baldar T Flagass[/re]: Yer foolin’ yerself.
Shit, that was sweet! Let’s watch it again on instant replay. Oh, we did already? Oh, okay.
Also, and too, what was the president doing a in a shithole like Quincy, IL?
These people are missing out half the fun of protests is getting tear gassed and smashing shit that belongs to “the establishment”. I’m sure there was a Gap nearby that could have been torched for the cause of teabaggery.
Thanks for getting my hopes up, jerks.
Thank god the members of the SWAT weren’t riding reindeer, or that would’ve been a fucking massacre!
Was that Quincy or Mayberry?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQV2OFLvU4E
Jump to 4:30 a lot of us got gassed for no real reason.
So, Quincy, IL, is 240 miles from where they want to put the Midwestern Gitmo in Thompson, IL. 240 miles from the REAL Gitmo is Haiti. OMGZ, NOBAMA WANTS TO IMPORT ILLEGAL HAITIAN IMMIGRANTS AND THEIR AIDS TO ILLINOIS!1!!11
Oh, and to be fair, liberal protesters (e.g., gay rights types) rarely get beaten up. Shitbag anarchists who break McDonald’s windows, they get beaten up, along with any ill-advised libruls who happened to be at the same protest. Calling for the death of capitalism is not a liberal position, its a radical leftist one. I know radical leftists in US America mainly drive Volvos and work for the Man on university campuses, but they are NOT liberals, or progressives.
There are a lot of anti-war liberals who get pushed around, but that’s because so many actual commies and anarchists attend anti-war protests for their own reasons, and start shit. If the militia types had any balls, and actually started USING those assault rifles they like to tote around, you’d see a bunch of teabagger heads bashed in, tout suite.
Y’all should be taking notes. Now THAT’S what a paramilitary organization is supposed to look like.
[re=567789]Way Cool Larry[/re]: That was different. Bush had those cool Freedom of Speech Zones… which were conveniently located behind the trash dumpsters of a 7-11 five miles from wherever the event was taking place.
Somebody must of been seeing a different video than me. I thought it was the police marching in the Annual Quincy Heritage Day Parade.
No dogs. No teargas. No water cannons. No skull cracking.
I want that 2:08 of my life back.
Jeebus, those Teabaggers are pussies.
I’ve been accidentally caught in the middle of a South Korea student protest. That’s a riot.
The thing that really pisses me off is that for years whenever there would be some government person or agency did something really stupid I would joke “Stop the Communism!”, or sometimes “Stop the Facism”, or when I was feeling really feisty “Stop the Communo-Facism!” and it was a joke, a really stupid joke, but a joke.
And now these humorless grandmas in tri-corn hats are stealing my stupid joke and RUINING it with sincerity and I hate it.
[re=567784]ph7[/re]: Thanks! Now I know thy these guys looked fake: Everybody knows that real SWAT teams don’t go “left, left, left, right, left.” They go “Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!”
[re=567779]bobwurst[/re]: here ya go! I’ll record it this evening when I’m home with my recording gear and musical instruments
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Ten cops and Obama’s comin,’
We’re finally on our own,
This summer I hear the drummin’
Four feelings hurt in Illinois
Got to get down to it.
Policemen are staring us down.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And her feelings were hurt on the ground?
How can you run when you know?
La, la, la, la
Got to get down to it.
Cops are being mean to us now.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her
And her feelings were hurt on the ground?
How can you run when you know?
Ten cops and Obama’s comin’
We’re finally on our own
This summer I hear the drummin’
Four feelings hurt in Illinois, four feelings hurt in Illinois
Four feelings hurt in Illinois, four feelings hurt in Illinois
Four feelings hurt in Illinois, four feelings hurt in Illinois
Four feelings hurt in Illinois, four feelings hurt in Illinois
[re=568046]DoktorZoom[/re]: Maybe they do, but they should learn from the real tough special forces guys, who go “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start”.
[re=567767]V572625694[/re]: Nah just one of them thar teabagger rockstars.
[re=568110]Badtux[/re]: Very well done.
[re=568015]ManchuCandidate[/re]: When I arrived in South Korea in 1975, they showed us pictures of the local riot police and gave us very strict instructions to avoid them at all costs. When some dork asked why, the answer was given that their job was not to break up the riot, but to break up the rioters. They don’t care who you are, if you’re in front of them, you’re to be beaten.
[re=567841]ZombieRichardFeynman[/re]: You cleaned that up a bit, didn’t you?
Man, all the Lefty protests I’ve ever taken part in had *ten times* that many cops! At least.
These Teabaggers call this a protest?
bored now.
in honor of joss who i just heard on the radio.
It looks like something violent is gonna happen in the video. Anyways!! I liked it.
force factor
Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?
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