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SFWHarvard Law Student Stephanie Grace recently went on a racist rant at some dinner and then sent a funny e-mail to her dinner companions expanding on her view that black people are genetically stupider than Americans. Everyone who got her e-mail immediately forwarded it to everyone they knew, for laffs, and now Stephanie Grace is in hot poop. She has a clerkship all lined up for California Judge Alex Kozinski, who will probably make her get naked and dress up like a cow, because it’s his thing. But if that falls apart, musn’t John Derbyshire need an assistant these days? [Gawker, Above The Law]

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66 comments

  1. imissopus

    Didn’t that well-known racist Barack Hussein Obama attend Harvard Law?

    Fuckin’ Harvard librul elitists.

  2. Extemporanus

    Since when did Michael Steele become a judge?!

    Ohhh, he’s that “Yo, yo, dude, that was a little pitchy, dawg, but yo, I thought it was a’ight, man. Woof-woof!” judge on American Idol, right? I didn’t recognize him without the 8-button pinstriped “Original Kings of Comedy” costume.

  3. ManchuCandidate

    Um right, Steph.

    Looking at Newty Grinchy and the Teabaggers (who can’t even fucking spell the N-Word!) and the Preznit Barry, I’m not so sure about this so-called superiority of the white race here.

  4. Troubledog

    Should have written that email in Koine Greek. It would let you be a racist in 2000 years, but not now when it’s inconvenient.

  5. BOOBIES!

    Everyone knows a woman who is willing to get naked and dress up like a cow will make more money than a Harvard grad lawyer in this economy. Stephanie’s career path is golden.

  6. Scruffy_The_Janitor

    This is the reason I didn’t go to Harvard law. Well that and the restraining order.

  7. Extemporanus

    Also, to those of you without supervision, I highly recommend visiting the full size version of this particular pasture.

    If anyone needs me, I’ll be “tipping” Elsie over there on the left.

  8. PsycGirl

    It’s ignorant to make the argument that black people are inferior biologically but it’s fucking stupid to put something that incendiary in an email with your name on it and hit “send”.

  9. SlouchingTowardsWasilla

    “I think my babies will be geniuses and beautiful individuals whether I raise them or give them to an orphanage in Nigeria.”

    Yes, Stephanie, you are a beautiful individual. In fact, you are beautiful in every single way. Words can’t bring you down. So I won’t bring you down today.

  10. JMP

    In the article, I like the Federalist Society’s outrage over the assertion that she gave her rant at a Federalist Society dinner; because it was just a dinner that the Society’s members had, not an official event; because they would never say something racist without couching it in code words.

    For the non-legal folks out there, the Federalist Society is a group of evil wignut lawyers and law students who spout “original intent” bullshit, and include three of the four horrible Supreme Court Justices (all except the black guy).

  11. Mr Blifil

    I absolutely do not rule out the possibility that models who submit to cow pattern body paintins are, on average, genetically predisposed to be bangable.

  12. SayItWithWookies

    I absolutely do not rule out the possibility that overprivileged, spoiled horseyfaced Princeton sociology majors are, on average, temperamentally predisposed to be raving tards. Unfortunately I’m afraid we’ll be hearing more from Stephanie in the near future. Have fun getting elected in Arizona, honey.

  13. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Jim, thank you for posting that picture of a pair of typical liberal furries.

  14. bitchincamaro

    Stephanie Grace, appropriately illustrating old-school Asian racist, S.I. Hayakawa’s, “I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.” Email makes racism so much easier, though.

  15. GOPCrusher

    Is this that honest discussion about race that the Teabaggers demand that we have in America?

  16. sezme

    “Everyone wants someone to take 100 white infants and 100 African American ones and raise them in Disney utopia and prove once and for all that we are all equal on every dimension, or at least the really important ones like intelligence.” —Stephanie Grace

    Only if we’re allowed to eat them afterwards.

  17. OzoneTom

    I’m sure that she can parlay this into a seat at a prominent wingnut think-tank. That or talk radio. It will be her choice.

  18. Big Liver

    Has she not ever studied statistics? It seems to me that people who study statistics know how essentially impossible it is to make valid inferences linking one ill-defined set of traits with another ill-defined set of traits.

  19. Berkeley Bear

    Meet Justice Clarence Thomas’ next law clerk hire (after Kozinski, an Fed Society darling, touts her “courageous stand”).

    Best part of the e-mail from the link is when she self-consciously signs off with a plea for people not to out her ala Larry Summers and “women suck at math and science.” So she knew she was sending a personal suicide note out but felt compelled to do it anyways and hope for the best.

  20. Norm A. Desmond

    I can picture her at this year’s Harvard Law commencement, with a tea bag in place of a tassel hanging from her mortar board.

  21. I-man

    How smart can she be? She attends Harvard…A well known Diploma Mill. If she wanted traction with her racist rant try getting into Yale bitch.

  22. Red Zeppelin

    One of the benefits of being a regular Wonkette reader is learning about the new frontiers of porn. A mere few months ago, I didn’t know of the existence of tentacle porn, for example. Now I know about cow porn. Awesome.

  23. Dessalines

    Its one thing to say something that could be interpreted as racist. Its another thing to go on a white supremacist rant at a dinner then go home and memorialize your rant and send it out through an email. Thats just plain stupid. I sure as hell would not want her for my lawyer.

  24. Prommie

    [re=567182]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Whats that? Tentacle porn? What the fuck is that? I am still looking for clown porn, too.

  25. JMP

    [re=567182]Red Zeppelin[/re]: You’re lucky. Having had a freshman-year roommate who was way too into anime, I saw my first tentacle porn a long time ago.

  26. Neilist

    “Irish people are more likely to have red hair”?

    We are?

    You mean, other than “red hair because I broke a bottle across that bloody Prod’s fookin’ noggin”?

    (I LOVE the Federalist Society! ZERO real knowledge of history, and even less knowledge of science and engineering. Debating with them is the equivalent of clubbing gay baby harp seals: It’s tons of fun, and your arm NEVER seems to get tired.)

  27. PlanetWingnuta

    [re=567196]Prommie[/re]: uh…about the clown porn thing…look up dick chibbles…i aint into the clown porn…i just think he’s hawt.

  28. libwakman

    Mr Blifil: Is that a Tampoon string emanating from the livestocks vajjayjay?
    That is bloody awful. Moooooo

  29. Cicada

    [re=567196]Prommie[/re]: I bet you haven’t heard of splooshing either. Or pony play. Dear god, what has the internet done to me? I was a nice girl once. Really.

  30. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    By the way, I suddenly have a major urge to go cow tipping for some reason.

  31. Pandy

    I wonder which gene is responsible for passive-aggressive bitchyness and self-centered egotism?

  32. Darkness

    Please don’t pull a Larry Summers on me,
    CRIMSON DNA

    Please love me even though I’m a loser!

  33. Bearbloke

    [re=567117]Mr Blifil[/re]: Hey – shouldn’t that cow have 4 teats and an udder?… AHHIIEE! MUTANTS!

  34. alzronnie

    Stephanie will now transfer to Liberty University School of Law where she will graduate magna cum laude.

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