AMERICA'S MOST PROMISING YOUNG WOMEN  1:49 pm April 29, 2010

Harvard’s Greatest Law School Student To Work For Cow Porn Judge

by Jim Newell

SFWHarvard Law Student Stephanie Grace recently went on a racist rant at some dinner and then sent a funny e-mail to her dinner companions expanding on her view that black people are genetically stupider than Americans. Everyone who got her e-mail immediately forwarded it to everyone they knew, for laffs, and now Stephanie Grace is in hot poop. She has a clerkship all lined up for California Judge Alex Kozinski, who will probably make her get naked and dress up like a cow, because it’s his thing. But if that falls apart, musn’t John Derbyshire need an assistant these days? [Gawker, Above The Law]

 

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{ 66 comments }

Mahousu April 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Amazing Grace.

imissopus April 29, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Didn’t that well-known racist Barack Hussein Obama attend Harvard Law?

Fuckin’ Harvard librul elitists.

Buzz Feedback April 29, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Is there such a thing as an all-white cow? Or do they all have colored spots?

El Kabong April 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm

milk(ing) does a body good

Extemporanus April 29, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Since when did Michael Steele become a judge?!

Ohhh, he’s that “Yo, yo, dude, that was a little pitchy, dawg, but yo, I thought it was a’ight, man. Woof-woof!” judge on American Idol, right? I didn’t recognize him without the 8-button pinstriped “Original Kings of Comedy” costume.

FMA April 29, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Future dean of Regent University School of Law and Hair Design.

ManchuCandidate April 29, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Um right, Steph.

Looking at Newty Grinchy and the Teabaggers (who can’t even fucking spell the N-Word!) and the Preznit Barry, I’m not so sure about this so-called superiority of the white race here.

Troubledog April 29, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Should have written that email in Koine Greek. It would let you be a racist in 2000 years, but not now when it’s inconvenient.

BOOBIES! April 29, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Everyone knows a woman who is willing to get naked and dress up like a cow will make more money than a Harvard grad lawyer in this economy. Stephanie’s career path is golden.

Scruffy_The_Janitor April 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm

This is the reason I didn’t go to Harvard law. Well that and the restraining order.

Extemporanus April 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Also, to those of you without supervision, I highly recommend visiting the full size version of this particular pasture.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be “tipping” Elsie over there on the left.

Ducksworthy April 29, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Ewww, A chubby ginger with Demon Sheep eyes.

taylormattd April 29, 2010 at 2:05 pm

How did I miss the whole cow porn thing?

PsycGirl April 29, 2010 at 2:06 pm

It’s ignorant to make the argument that black people are inferior biologically but it’s fucking stupid to put something that incendiary in an email with your name on it and hit “send”.

Extemporanus April 29, 2010 at 2:07 pm

[re=567089]El Kabong[/re]: Just ask SSophie B. Hawkins

“Damn! I wish I was your udder…”

SlouchingTowardsWasilla April 29, 2010 at 2:07 pm

“I think my babies will be geniuses and beautiful individuals whether I raise them or give them to an orphanage in Nigeria.”

Yes, Stephanie, you are a beautiful individual. In fact, you are beautiful in every single way. Words can’t bring you down. So I won’t bring you down today.

JMP April 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm

In the article, I like the Federalist Society’s outrage over the assertion that she gave her rant at a Federalist Society dinner; because it was just a dinner that the Society’s members had, not an official event; because they would never say something racist without couching it in code words.

For the non-legal folks out there, the Federalist Society is a group of evil wignut lawyers and law students who spout “original intent” bullshit, and include three of the four horrible Supreme Court Justices (all except the black guy).

Dave J. April 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm

I am outraged by the cropping of that particular photo.

Smoke Filled Roommate April 29, 2010 at 2:11 pm

The racist says, “Moo!”

Mr Blifil April 29, 2010 at 2:12 pm

I absolutely do not rule out the possibility that models who submit to cow pattern body paintins are, on average, genetically predisposed to be bangable.

tootsieroll April 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Wasn’t this subject already settled by Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd?

Extemporanus April 29, 2010 at 2:15 pm

[re=567107]Dave J.[/re]: CROPPING CRAPPING = STOPPING FAPPING!!1

Mr Blifil April 29, 2010 at 2:16 pm

[re=567107]Dave J.[/re]: I concur it’s udderly ridiculous. Allow me to show you some love. (NSFW)

SayItWithWookies April 29, 2010 at 2:16 pm

I absolutely do not rule out the possibility that overprivileged, spoiled horseyfaced Princeton sociology majors are, on average, temperamentally predisposed to be raving tards. Unfortunately I’m afraid we’ll be hearing more from Stephanie in the near future. Have fun getting elected in Arizona, honey.

Naked Bunny with a Whip April 29, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Jim, thank you for posting that picture of a pair of typical liberal furries.

bitchincamaro April 29, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Stephanie Grace, appropriately illustrating old-school Asian racist, S.I. Hayakawa’s, “I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.” Email makes racism so much easier, though.

chaste everywhere April 29, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Cambridge Cow Loses 46 Jobs With This Simple Secret!

GOPCrusher April 29, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Is this that honest discussion about race that the Teabaggers demand that we have in America?

OzoneTom April 29, 2010 at 2:24 pm

[re=567099]taylormattd[/re]: I know. There’s a whole new fetish for me to explore!

sezme April 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm

“Everyone wants someone to take 100 white infants and 100 African American ones and raise them in Disney utopia and prove once and for all that we are all equal on every dimension, or at least the really important ones like intelligence.” —Stephanie Grace

Only if we’re allowed to eat them afterwards.

mustardman April 29, 2010 at 2:26 pm

I find that picture of babes painted as cows strangely arousing.

Baldar T Flagass April 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm

[re=567122]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: I’d yiff it.

OzoneTom April 29, 2010 at 2:41 pm

I’m sure that she can parlay this into a seat at a prominent wingnut think-tank. That or talk radio. It will be her choice.

Naked Bunny with a Whip April 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

@Baldar T Flagass: So would I, but I’d be fantasizing about a horse.

Big Liver April 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Has she not ever studied statistics? It seems to me that people who study statistics know how essentially impossible it is to make valid inferences linking one ill-defined set of traits with another ill-defined set of traits.

Berkeley Bear April 29, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Meet Justice Clarence Thomas’ next law clerk hire (after Kozinski, an Fed Society darling, touts her “courageous stand”).

Best part of the e-mail from the link is when she self-consciously signs off with a plea for people not to out her ala Larry Summers and “women suck at math and science.” So she knew she was sending a personal suicide note out but felt compelled to do it anyways and hope for the best.

Norm A. Desmond April 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm

I can picture her at this year’s Harvard Law commencement, with a tea bag in place of a tassel hanging from her mortar board.

Big Liver April 29, 2010 at 2:49 pm

[re=567135]sezme[/re]:

Does she know that true intelligence means choosing happiness?

I-man April 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm

How smart can she be? She attends Harvard…A well known Diploma Mill. If she wanted traction with her racist rant try getting into Yale bitch.

Red Zeppelin April 29, 2010 at 2:51 pm

One of the benefits of being a regular Wonkette reader is learning about the new frontiers of porn. A mere few months ago, I didn’t know of the existence of tentacle porn, for example. Now I know about cow porn. Awesome.

Dessalines April 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Its one thing to say something that could be interpreted as racist. Its another thing to go on a white supremacist rant at a dinner then go home and memorialize your rant and send it out through an email. Thats just plain stupid. I sure as hell would not want her for my lawyer.

Prommie April 29, 2010 at 3:04 pm

[re=567182]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Whats that? Tentacle porn? What the fuck is that? I am still looking for clown porn, too.

jus_wonderin April 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Can a girl be a d*ck?

Prommie April 29, 2010 at 3:09 pm

An ape can learn SPSS, Otto, but she just won’t understand it.

proudgrampa April 29, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Wow. Cow porn. Now I can die happy.

JMP April 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm

[re=567182]Red Zeppelin[/re]: You’re lucky. Having had a freshman-year roommate who was way too into anime, I saw my first tentacle porn a long time ago.

Mahousu April 29, 2010 at 3:16 pm

[re=567182]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Just don’t mix the two.

TGY April 29, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Udderly ridiculous.

themcw April 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm

Any relation to Nancy?

Neilist April 29, 2010 at 3:28 pm

“Irish people are more likely to have red hair”?

We are?

You mean, other than “red hair because I broke a bottle across that bloody Prod’s fookin’ noggin”?

(I LOVE the Federalist Society! ZERO real knowledge of history, and even less knowledge of science and engineering. Debating with them is the equivalent of clubbing gay baby harp seals: It’s tons of fun, and your arm NEVER seems to get tired.)

Neilist April 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Oh, and I forgotten to mention: I’m udderly outraged by this story.

Moo.

F*T*S* April 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm

I see nipple.

Ducksworthy April 29, 2010 at 3:40 pm

[re=567136]mustardman[/re]: Yes. It seems to have tapped a hitherto unknown strain of bestiality or something in me. The uncropped and definitely NSFW version is at http://www.uslaw.com/pop/konzinskis-website-files/kozinski-cows-degrading-women/

PlanetWingnuta April 29, 2010 at 3:42 pm

[re=567196]Prommie[/re]: uh…about the clown porn thing…look up dick chibbles…i aint into the clown porn…i just think he’s hawt.

PlanetWingnuta April 29, 2010 at 3:46 pm

[re=567198]jus_wonderin[/re]: nah just a c*nt

libwakman April 29, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Mr Blifil: Is that a Tampoon string emanating from the livestocks vajjayjay?
That is bloody awful. Moooooo

Cicada April 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm

[re=567196]Prommie[/re]: I bet you haven’t heard of splooshing either. Or pony play. Dear god, what has the internet done to me? I was a nice girl once. Really.

Ducksworthy April 29, 2010 at 4:29 pm

Ms. Grace is clearly correct in the case of Ken Blackwell. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/29/ken-blackwell-author-of-b_n_556982.html

Extemporanus April 29, 2010 at 4:30 pm

[re=567269]libwakman[/re]: Where do you think string cheese comes from?

Mr Blifil April 29, 2010 at 4:44 pm

[re=567269]libwakman[/re]: Hmm…not sure. I’d better take a good close look…

Naked Bunny with a Whip April 29, 2010 at 4:50 pm

By the way, I suddenly have a major urge to go cow tipping for some reason.

Pandy April 29, 2010 at 6:53 pm

I wonder which gene is responsible for passive-aggressive bitchyness and self-centered egotism?

Darkness April 29, 2010 at 9:34 pm

Please don’t pull a Larry Summers on me,
CRIMSON DNA

Please love me even though I’m a loser!

Bearbloke April 30, 2010 at 12:54 am

[re=567117]Mr Blifil[/re]: Hey – shouldn’t that cow have 4 teats and an udder?… AHHIIEE! MUTANTS!

alzronnie April 30, 2010 at 5:50 am

Stephanie will now transfer to Liberty University School of Law where she will graduate magna cum laude.

Prommie April 30, 2010 at 10:17 am

[re=567272]Cicada[/re]: Ex-nice girls, those are my favorite kind of girls.

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