Steve Doocy and Fox & Friends are on someone’s shit list for this very liberal caption. HINT: this someone is an idiot snowbilly grifter.
MEDIA MATTERS has its latest very liberal scoop:
On last night’s Hannity, Fox News contributor Sarah Palin did what she does best-complain about the “lamestream media throughout our country.” This time, the media’s “lame[ness]” was revealed through their coverage of Arizona’s new controversial immigration law. Palin sniffed: “One of the media outlets the other day just-was killing me on this one, Sean, where they had a caption across their screen that said Arizona law will make it illegal to be an illegal immigrant? Some bizarre type of headline like that where it was just this illustration that they just don’t get it.”
This is what happens when your network’s news strategy is, “throw a bunch of idiots in a room, see if anything coherent emerges.”
We’re sorry for even writing this post, really. It’s just Sarah Palin, right? Who cares?
[Media Matters via Crooks & Liars]
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Dang! I thought that her concern was about the big word on the second line.
Man that is just something special right there.
Hahahahaha…gasp gasp…ahahahhhahahah…oh wheeze…hahahahhaha.
/snark
It’s easier to wrap your mind around Joyce’s Finnegan’s Wake, absent Campbells Skeleton Ke,y than 56 words from the Grifter Queen.
We can take consolation in the probability that, halfway through her Faux News contract, Mooselini will quit.
Who does she have feeding her lines? Bozo the clown?
Oooooooh Rupert is gonna be maaaaaaaaaad.
Oh, the irony, it hurts! Where would she *think* she saw that caption? I’m sure she only watches Faux.
She’s still spouting out the “lamestream media” line. I knew she was stupid, but it takes a special kind of dumb to keep thinking that kind of pun is actually funny.
Sometimes I suspect that Fox hired Sarah to make the rest of their line up look smart by comparison.
I can actually hear her whine “lamestream media” and even though she isn’t saying it (except for in my head), my ears are BLEEEDING!
WTF? Isn’t she a W2 employee of Faux News? Fire her saggy ass, Rupert!
How about we make parking violations illegal to be illegal and cold start locking up folks that don’t keep that parking meter fulla change? Snowbilly Grifter would be A-OK with that one, right?
Oh, it’s not just Sarah Palin — Glenn Beck was all over a similar headline this morning on his radio show and used almost the exact same language. Of course, he’s got a whole “gets it” motif in his talk, which is where Palin acquired it. Beck’s “he/she gets it” is his highest level of folksy endorsement. Anyway, Beck doesn’t get it when people he says don’t get it actually get it but pretend they don’t get it. Get it?
bite that hand, babble spass! bite it! you can find plenty others to feed you.
At Faux we not only “report” the “news” we also make the “news”, also.
[re=566489]justthisonce[/re]: Which networks does Sarah Palin watch? All of them.
“In other news, Sean, and this is killin’ me, this one, a woman in Alaska, like the mayor or something, pretended to have a retarded baby to gin up support from pro-life goobers. Wait, what? That was me?”
Gotcha!
Oh sarah, sarah, sarah…..what a waste you are. I don’t know how she can look herself in the mirror somedays.
YOU PEOPLE LEAVE BIBLE SPICE ALONE! YOU’RE LUCKY SHE EVEN PERFORMS FOR YOU BASTARDS! LEAVE BIBLE SPICE ALONE!
OT The Repubs just caved on their filibuster on Finance Reform, Harry Reid’s testes are enormous!
If any one else was using the term “lame” all the time like she does, she would be feigning indignation on behalf of her lamebrain kid.
I can still see Russia through her head.
Now clearer than ever before.
[re=566495]JMP[/re]: That looks increasing likely.
Its raining in Philadelphia? Who knew?
[re=566517]Limeylizzie[/re]: AHAHAHA HA HA HA gutless weasels. I feel like a drink.
Oh that is rich. Is she finally beginning her fall under the cosmic awesomeness that is…The Karma Wheel?
Doonesbury is running a funny story line @ the Bailin’ Palin this week. It’s not KoolAid, it’s Tea!!!
[re=566517]Limeylizzie[/re]: Yay, some good news! Too bad it comes just as the Supreme Court decides it’s going to give up on the whole enforcement of the First Amendment thing.
Some blogger (Klein maybe?) was predicting they’d cave because McConnell was afraid in would interfere with his Derby action; wonder if that’s true.
Of course the irony –though, since it’s coming from lying manipulative assholes, it probably doesn’t qualify as ‘irony’ any more– is that “Illegal to be Illegal” is a lede that’s being used exclusively by right-wing hacks, in order to downplay the actually controversial and threatening parts of the bill. They’re aiming it at people who will respond, “Well, duh, of course that makes sense, then. So why all the big deal?”
[re=566500]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
It make’s sense, to me.
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Does it to you?
Mama always said, “Illegal is as illegal does.”
[re=566517]Limeylizzie[/re]: Holy shit! That’s what happens when Reid threatens to keep them on the floor on church night, I guess. On the grim side, that means we have only 30 hours of debate and amendments, a floor vote and two cloture votes to go — before the bill goes to the joint committee and the Senate starts the process all over again. It’s like solving a corner of a really hard crossword puzzle — for all the sense of accomplishment, you realize there’s a lot more left, and little or nothing that you just did is going to help you with the rest of it. Sorry, it’s been one of those days.
[re=566534]JMP[/re]: I’d believe that. He has to be home in time for the Oaks on Friday. I’m kinda shocked he’s still in DC now what with the Steamboat Race and Chow Wagon he’s missin’ today. Mmmmm, Chow Wagon. Derby’s one of the very few times I miss living in the ‘Ville.
I am guessing in no time Trig will be smarter than her. What kind of a governor uses stupid taunt words like “lamestream media”. Alaska should be ashamed for inflicting this moron on the nation.
[re=566517]Limeylizzie[/re]: It seems to me Republicans kinda painted themselves into a corner. If they kept up the filibuster, they would have been the defenders of Everything that is Wrong With Wall Street, in the face of overwhelming populist anger on that front. And would have had that to look foward to in November.
But, now, instead, they’re just a buncha pussies. Lose-lose, really.
That cunt.
[re=566495]JMP[/re]: Oh, they love their puns and are very proud of them. I want to find the one who came up with the “the zoo has an African lion and the Whitehouse has a lyin’ African!” one. Seriously, pure genius.
[re=566534]JMP[/re]: In Kentucky, if you’re job keeps you from basketball games or Derby events you must sacrifice the job for the greater good. It’s a rule – ask Jim Bunning.
[re=566539]SayItWithWookies[/re]: i have them kind of days, too. i call them my “sissy fuss” days, then i go have a drink.
[re=566541]TakingAmes[/re]: I’ll be stirring up some mint juleps here in SoCal this weekend. Derby is truly the one really cool week in the ‘Ville.
[re=566547]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: “your” not “you’re” – fucking retard.
She missed the big news. The subhead refers to “Arizona’s Controversial Immigration Law.” So FOX is ADMITTING it’s open for debate? Otherwise, wouldn’t they have called it “Arizona’s Super-fantastic Immigration Law,” or something equally Snowbillyish?
Is Sarah pretending that she watches other channels besides Fox?
[re=566550]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: LOL. Calm down. Take a deep breath.
“I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am attractive person. I am fun to be with.”
[re=566548]slappypaddy[/re]: And if I don’t have another seizure in the next five months, I’ll be doing exactly that. Until then, I’ll just wallow in this pit of sobriety. And despair. This pit of sobriety and despair. In that order.
[re=566541]TakingAmes[/re]: All I know about the Kentucky Derby is that it’s decadent and depraved. Oh, and that it involves horses and guys in KFC outfits. But it does seem to be a big deal down there.
Oh, and here’s the original prediction; it was Klein, and it looks like he was right:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/04/will_the_kentucky_derby_end_th.html
Snowbilly also referred to the governor of Arizona as the CED of that state which sounds better than something bureacratic like ‘governor’.
[re=566534]JMP[/re]: I heard Elaine Chao is the favorite this year…they are just about ready to saddle her up for her daily practice…they’re even waiving the whole “three year olds only” rule for her…
Life is too short to care what Sarah Palin or Fox News has to say. But I like to be reinforced why I think that is.
[re=566560]mookworthjwilson[/re]: “…they are just about ready to saddle her up for her daily practice”
For a second there I thought I had refreshed the wrong tab.
What right does that retard have to make fun of the lame?
It’s not fair to laugh at Sarah when she falls victim to this kind of “gotcha” journalism from the lame-stream media.
[re=566553]jus_wonderin[/re]: [re=566550]ArugulaTeleprompterz[/re]: It’s what i get for using MS Word Michael Steele v2.0 for my grammar/spell check.
[re=566476]OzoneTom[/re]: [re=566545]Dolmance[/re]: Sarah Palin is quite cuntroversial.
Lamestream media?
Is Tina Fey writing for Sarah Palin? or did she come up with that all on her own?
The lamestream media made you what you are, you dumb bitch.
(I’ve tired of the snark lately. Vicious is so much easier to manage on my current drinking schedule.)
[re=566580]comicbookguy[/re]: Lo! To be hoisted upon your own petard in the Spring!
[re=566556]JMP[/re]: If you’ve never been to the Derby, you oughta go–it’s a moral imperative! Good times had by all!! Mint Juleps are not required, if bourbon is not your poison of choice… Horses are one of (insert whatever god you worship)’s most beautiful creatures… plus you get to laugh at all the silly hats.
What if I’m gay?
[re=566548]slappypaddy[/re]: Sissy fuss? I thought that was just a myth.
[re=566609]whatifimgay[/re]: is your comment @ Derby or Palin?
[re=566518]germansteel[/re]: Won, winningly.
[re=566498]V572625694[/re]: He isn’t gonna do it. He wants her to be president, and firing her would break her streak of ‘mavericky hockey-mom independence’. So he’ll hold out until she bails on her contract half-way through.
That’s where his plan hits a wall, though, because he either furthers her whiny ass victimhood by suing for it, thus alienating the base by being the ‘bad guy’, or he fails to sue her for it, breaking the victimhood charade and loosing the attention of the base.
Win-win.
Wake me when she attacks politicians for making stuff up about laws just to scare people, like death panels.
[re=566539]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Still, this means we could have gotten health care over with in July if they had just threaten to take away the GOPs comfy beds.
[re=566518]germansteel[/re]: Sadly, she started using the word “lamestream” because it’s the verb those elites at the Wasila Public School District use to describe how they intend to assimilate Trig into the classroom environment.
But this: She’s rich now, I suppose for sayin’ all those catchy, winky things she says. And that cheerleader happiness and point-guard ruthlessness. But hasn’t got shit for brains, also! I could do it in my sleep, and I would be rich, too, but I don’t have the face for it, and when I wink, people call the cops. Motherfuck! Life is so unfair! Twelve million bucks this idiot made, just bein’ herself.
Live by the sword, die by the sword, BITCHES!!!
@justthisonce: you win the Interwebs for the day. That’s just hillarious.
[re=566595]Darkness[/re]:
As the old Dr. Pepper bottles used to exclaim: “10-2-4″
and anytime in between!
Here’s a few views on the subject of illegal immigration from my part of the world:
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/08/19/1061261148920.html
http://blogs.news.com.au/news/splat/index.php/news/comments/what_should_australia_do_about_illegal_immigrants
http://www.nationalobserver.net/2000_summer_ed2.htm
http://www.beyderwellen.com/immigration-practice-areas/unlawful.htm#overview
http://www.beyderwellen.com/immigration-practice-areas/unlawful.htm#removal
I’m shallow bastard, but Grifter is looking old and rough. In addition to dumb as a bag of diapers, Wingers like their slags fuckable like Megyn Kelly. She’s going down.
This is obviously the first time that Sarah Palin has said anything contradictory.
[re=566476]OzoneTom[/re]: “Law”?
Between this and “haters” and other things I can’t remember right now, I’m pretty sure Palin is stuck with the vocabulary of a 14 year old boy.
Re: The Derby. My money would be on Ann Colt-er, if s/he could pass the drug test without twitching.
[re=566700]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Wait, wait…. you’re a Southerner and don’t support the Derby?!!? Horrors!! Why, it’s one of few things over 125 years old in the South that IS worth supporting! I’ll give you a “bye” since you live in Auburn, and I am a supporter~
Palin is stuck not with the vocabulary of a 14 year old boy, but with the vocabulary of the sainted Trigger; a very special 2 year old boy. Seeing as he does not yet possess the gift of speech he speaks thru his equally saintly mother Sarah.
[re=566650]El Pinche[/re]: If anyone besides Wonkette is paying attention to this old slag by the 2012 election, I’ll eat my hat.
[re=566718]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Stetson or Kangol? Because, you know, it matters?
Conflict of interest? Just another old fart, anti-entrepreneurial doctrine.
http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2010/apr/28/kobach-getting-paid-train-arizona-sheriffs-departm/
April 28, 2010
Republican secretary of state candidate Kris Kobach not only helped write Arizona’s new immigration law, but he has been working for $300 per hour to train law enforcement officers there on procedures in arresting suspected illegal immigrants.
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Interesting to know what those procedures are.
First: Look for greasy taco stains.
Second: Aim high, shoot low.
Third: Reload.
Brian Kilmeade is the smart one.
Hannity: Ex-governess Palin, is racial profiling a problem in Alaska?
Palin: We’ve never seen the caribou as a racial group. We just shoot them. The Inuit sometimes, also. In the spring.
Stream of consciousness freestyle jazz ad-lib concept art or some form of divinely-inspired glossolalia (Snow grifta’s prior encounter with Nyarlathotep, Yog-Sothoth, or Cthulu?)…you decide!
[re=566545]Dolmance[/re]: That’s not gonna start Marlo Thomas is it?
oops I meant star
[re=566776]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: I liked “start” better…but then, I had a childhood crush on Marlo back in the day.
The Blame Queen strikes again! It is good that she can deconstruct Lamestream for us, now that she is a part of It.
yes, who cares. i want to cut myself whenever i pay attention to anything even remotely about Sarah Palin. but she really is like a car wreck… it’s impossible to look away.
[re=566630]Shitty the Clown[/re]: Your work deserves more recognition.
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