Yep.Have you people just HAD IT with Arizona being so evil and terrible and unleashing its dumb racist idiot garbage upon America again and again, forever? Boycott those jackholes. Gawker put together a list of some Arizona “big name” businesses you can boycott just in case you already avoid the state — like everyone except for 90-year-old retired white people from Chicago suburbs, who move there to die and complain about Mexicans and “dry heat.” Seriously, every known business from Arizona is terrible. Will you miss P.F. Chang’s or GoDaddy or SkyMall, three of the worst things in America that represent everything sleazy and shitty about this foul nation of slobs? Of course not. But what about the Grand Canyon?

You should not boycott a Famous National Park just because it’s stuck within the Arizona Territory. You can go to Grand Canyon without patronizing any local Arizona businesses! We will tell you how:

If you’re flying, fly to Las Vegas. It’s 270 miles from Vegas to Grand Canyon Village, or just an hour’s drive longer than the route from Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix (200 miles from the canyon). Fill up just before you cross the border. Add 30 miles to your already long drive by taking the 95 south from McCarran International to Bullhead City, fill up on the Laughlin, Nevada side of the river.

Stay in a cheap casino motel, if you like that kind of thing — then get up early, eat your casino breakfast, load up on coffee and sandwiches and smokes, buy groceries and booze for your camping, and drive straight to Grand Canyon without spending a nickel. (You can tape a paper sign in your back window: “I’m visiting the National Park but not spending any money in Arizona.” Oh that will just burn their asses, won’t it?)

Once you’re there, you’ve already paid your camping reservation fees on the Internet, and those fees don’t supply any money (that we know of) to Dingbat Arizona. The park employees are federal workers, and they get paid whether you’re there or not. Don’t buy any souvenirs. Might have to put in a few gallons of gas on the way back, but save the re-fill for the Nevada side. Easy!

Better yet, go to one of the lovely desert national parks in Liberal California, where Mexicans are free to do anything except, uh, gay-marry each other. Even the mayor of L.A. is a common Mexican! Joshua Tree National Park, Death Valley National Park and the immense, insane and almost totally overlooked Mojave National Preserve are all better than Grand Canyon. Was Gram Parsons half-cremated in Grand Canyon? NO HE WAS NOT, that happened in Joshua Tree. Did Keith Richards go on UFO camping trips in Grand Canyon Village. NO NEVER, he went to the Mojave. Is that one good U2 record (other than Achtung Baby!, we guess) called Grand Canyon? NO IT IS CALLED THE JOSHUA TREE.

Grand Canyon is kind of played out, unless you go to the North Rim, which is an easy/short drive from the Utah side, and not so clogged with goddamned RVs and tour groups. The North Rim only gets about 1/10th the visitors as the other side! Plus, no need to spend a nickel in Arizona!

You can also visit the impressive Saguaro National Parks by driving over from New Mexico, EASY, and plus maybe Bill Richardson will buy you some tacos when you spend your money in ABQ. [Gawker/LA Times/Washington Post]

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  • MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend

    Easier: Go to Vegas. Take one of those Helicopter tours which goes right over the grand canyon. Try not to throw up. Go back to Vegas. Drink/Gamble.

  • Papas got a brand new teabag

    fuck the grand canyon. it’s just a big gash in the earth caused by a borg space station crash landing a few hundred million years ago. not that interesting.

    go to joshua tree instead and enjoy the enormous boulders and weird shrubberies while you trip your balls off on peyote and mescalin. then sneak into one of those gated communities in Indio and skinny dip in some rich snow-bird’s infinity pool. much better than dodgin la policia in AZ, IYAM. plus, they have in and out burger.

  • RatFink

    And be sure not to speed, to avoid paying any fines to that moron state

  • Sussemilch

    Boycott??!? Embargo! Immigration fence! Razor wire and attack dogs! Guard towers! Shoot first and bill them for the ammunition cost later!

  • JMP

    Within Arizona physically but not politically there are also many large Indian reservations, some close to the Grand Canyon. To my knowledge, money spent there goes to the tribes, not the state, and hey they could use more money anyway.

  • I Heart Accuracy

    Can you bring hookers from Nevada? Or does AZ have a law against that TOO.

  • anonymousryan

    [re=566239]RatFink[/re]: What if you’re dark skinned? I guess you could just dress like a mime to avoid being pulled over.

  • Oblios Cap

    It would figure that the biggest draw in that god-forsaken state is a colorful giant gash.

    I mean the Canyon, not the Meghan or Cindy.

  • snoidoid

    Yeah, Fuck the Ari&#21328ona side of the Grand Canyon! Go to King’s Canyon National Park in California. Go see the General Sherman redwood, the biggest living thing in the world (except for that fungus in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, but you can’t actually see that). And there’s like 6 times fewer people there than at Yosemite.

  • magic titty

    I will dispute the *merits* of The Joshua Tree album to any closeted U2 fan in here. Bring it.

  • pdiddycornchips

    this totally sucks for golfing enthusiasts George Lopez and Cheech Marin.

  • Doglessliberal
  • jus_wonderin

    I have had a longtime suspicion of Arizona due to the fact that it has it’s nose lodged full-on into Nevada’s lowering appendage and is rubbing crotch to booty with California. Granted, Arizona is not a square as Colorado. And while AZ looks like a snob with it’s back to New Mexico it is certainly nowhere near as “frilly ’round the edgas” as Texas.

    They don’t deserve The Grand Canyon anyway. We should have it moved.

  • F*T*S*

    Isn’t Ted Williams frozen at Alcor?!!1?

  • SayItWithWookies

    All those creation scientists who are researching the Grand Canyon — formed as it was during the Noachic Flood and not by that so-called spooky “erosion” nonsense — are going to be really disappointed. This could stop our race towards complete ignorance dead in its tracks.

  • illnoise

    The Blackhawks made sure Hockey Tourism in Phoenix ended a month early.

  • mumblyjoe

    [re=566234]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Or, do throw up. What do we care? Vomit, like refried bean swastikas, is a valid form of protest and add zero value to AZ. This is not the only trait that vomit and refried bean swastikas share.

  • The Jackson Five

    Good talk Russ, good talk.

  • GOPCrusher

    Zion or Bryce Canyon in Utah are nice if you want to look at holes in the Earth.

  • GOPCrusher

    [re=566267]illnoise[/re]: Actually that was Detroit. Chicago ended Nashville’s hopes of the Stanley Cup.

  • weejee

    Lobby Google to make “Avoid Arizona” an option on their mappy page.

  • choinski


  • mardam422

    Time to redraw the state boundaries, if you know what I mean.

  • gurukalehuru

    It’s a slippery slope. If you start boycotting Arizona, what’s next? South Carolina? Minnesota? Alaska? Nebraska? The competition for most politically fucked up state in the country is fierce. Fierce, I tells ya.

  • whiterabid

    Also, Sky City in New Mexico should be considered. Oldest continuously inhabited city in USA. We camped outside of Sky City in the desert once. Smoked some great ganga. It was incredible. There are all kind of faces carved in the cliffs and you can see where Anasazi hobos and hippies used to live in the rocks. Some of the carvings even looked like dinosaurs. Who knows? Maybe Noah’s ark landed near there.

  • Nohbdy

    [re=566277]GOPCrusher[/re]: [re=566267]illnoise[/re]: The Coyotes only lost because a few “illegal” Canadians on the team didn’t have their papers with them.

  • give us a bob

    Outrage! I demand the University of Phoenix be dis-accredited at once.

  • freakishlystrong

    And another thing. Fuck you to Walnuts, or 10 gallon ass, Rockin’ Rick Perry for carping about how the “Federal Government” hasn’t done anything about immigration, (read: blaming the current President, who has been President for 1.5 years), when between them, one has been a Senator for 100 years and one a Governor for what feels like half that, WHAT exactly? Now, however, because of Napolitano’s inaction, Arizona is suddenly a mess? I call bullshit.

  • sezme

    white Americans, what?
    nothing better to do?
    why don’t you kick yourself out
    you’re an immigrant too. — Jack White, “Icky Thump”[

    re=566254]magic titty[/re]: U2 has ‘merits’?

  • JMP

    [re=566267]illnoise[/re]: Why did they ever even move hockey to Southern cities that are so hot they never even get a flake of snow? The Canadian towns the teams were stolen from weep.

    [re=566272]GOPCrusher[/re]: Oh yeah, my family went to both those along with the Grand in our old trip out West, and both were actually more enjoyable as you could see the whole things, and there wasn’t the huge crowds of other tourists.

  • comicbookguy

    [re=566247]anonymousryan[/re]: And when they ask for your papers you can pull out your invisible birf certificate which of course needs to be unfolded several hundred times until it’s the size of a tent. That would be awesome.

  • Aurelio

    If I have to boycott Arizona, where will I go to watch illegals get detained? Will it be on the teevee? Will there be a series, like Cops? What will the theme song be? ¿malos muchachos, qué van a hacer blah blah?

  • Prommie

    Comments here so much funnier than those dimbbulbs who comment at gawker.

  • JMP

    [re=566285]gurukalehuru[/re]: Hey, it was a similar boycott that finally got Arizona to recognize King Day; I believe it was losing the Superbowl that finally forced their hand.

    Arizona: more racist than you’d think for at least three decades.

  • Words

    Don’t forget your “I Could Be An Illegal Immigrant!” button!!

  • Words

    Also, Utah & New Mexico are more beautiful overall. And Nevada has its moments.

  • Capitol Hillbilly

    I went camping on the North Rim and on the way back (to Vegas) we stopped at that fundamentalist Mormon town for lunch, which is in Colorado I believe. The menfolk were sitting at one table and the ladies at another. They looked at us funny but they were nice and the food was cheap and we were hungry so we ate it.

    I don’t believe we even set foot in Arizona.

  • Jamie Sommers

    Instead of the Grand Canyon, go to Canyon de Chelly. It’s in the middle of the Navajo Nation, easily accessible through the New Mexico side of the rez, which means you never have to see an Arizona cop. And you can spend your tourist money without guilt, because revenue goes to the Navajo Nation, which pays no Arizona taxes.

    There is also Monument Valley, also on the rez and accessible through Utah, with a beautiful new Navajo-owned resort nearby.

    Stick it to the racist Arizonans by giving all your money to the Indians!

  • pdiddycornchips

    Cinco De Mayo is gonna suck this year.

  • Libbygirl

    “Seriously, every known business from Arizona is terrible.”

    True that. I worked for a shitty software company that has been dismantling its global business and moving it all to their Phoenix office over the last few years (hence the past tense of ‘work). Everyone who works out of that office is a self-centered, white trash Republican asshole (redundant?) of the first order (the kind of people who brag about having abused homeless folks for ‘fun’). I never met a more hideous bunch of half-assed no talent programmers in my life. If I were a publishing business I would certainly boycott their crap. Oh wait–that’s already happening. Because they build crap. ;-D Go Arizona boycott Go!

  • CommitteeOfTheHole

    Hey, don’t get me wrong. I’m against the Arizona law. It’s a clear violation of the Constitution. It’s petty and and patently Un-American. But I LOVES my P.F. Chang’s Szechuan from the Sea Shrimp. So, I’ll catch up with you cats, later, okay? Just let me know how it all works out.

  • wilbro

    No No No. We need to pool our Ameros and open businesses In Arizona that attract Messicans. A professional soccer franchise, a line of taquerias and lawn maintenance services. Sombrero shops. Donkey shows. Whatever. Viva!

  • jus_wonderin

    A RAN I OZ
    A ZAN I OR

  • President Beeblebrox

    [re=566295]JMP[/re]: Fuck the Coyotes. They will always be the Winnipeg Jets to me.

  • Extemporanus

    Here is another VERY important travel tip:

    DO NOT tie your dog to the rear bumper of your motor vehicle and forget about it before driving to the Grand Canyon!

    It’s one thing to do that with illegals, but dogs? No fucking way, dude. This is Arizona we’re talking about, not ghost riding Whippet diarrhea death state Massachusetts.

  • donner_froh

    Just skip all the states that have square corners and straight sides with boundaries created by nothing but some line a surveyor drew.

  • GOPCrusher

    [re=566288]Nohbdy[/re]: Wonder how long it will take before some Arizona Sheriff rolls up on a group of people and demands to see their papers, just in case they are Canadians trying to steal health care.

  • Extemporanus

    By the way, I’m pretty sure that Boner’s Joshua tree done did went roots up, like, two years ago because of AIDS or rickets or unforgiven debt, or something.

    It was not in a lot of pain. It pretty much went down at that particular juncture.

  • Airborne Toxic Event

    Definitely on PF Changs. Paul Fleming is a fascist’s fascist.

  • JMP

    [re=566324]Extemporanus[/re]: Important advice especially for Mitt Romney.

  • weezie.jefferson

    PF Chang?! They eat the food of the Red Chinee down there?

  • facehead

    I’m getting all my iced tea from New Jersey.

  • TGY

    And ignore Texas?

  • PlanetWingnuta

    Speaking of the Grand Canyon i saw this video on xtube and….

  • Extemporanus

    [re=566333]JMP[/re]: Poor little guy, probably kept up with him for a mile or so.

    Tough little mutt


  • bored with gravity

    [re=566260]Doglessliberal[/re]: Meh, Texas is going to have this lovely law next year, if our dumb-as-sh*t legislation has its way. A State Rep from Tomball (where Mel Gibson’s insane father lives, btw) has already announced her intention to introduce a driving-while-brown bill in January. So just beat the rush and boycott Texas now; I suggest everyone go to Yellowstone, which has an amazing canyon and geysers to boot.

  • OzoneTom

    Nothing. Vishnu with you?

  • Dolmance

    If you have a hankering to see the Grand Canyon, when it reaches Mexico it gets deeper and wider and more amazing by a factor of ten. They call it “Copper Canyon,” down there and they’ve got this neat train that runs through the whole thing. There’s Indians all over the place that look like they stepped out of an old John Ford western and it’s cheaper. And you won’t have to look at so many fucking Right Wing cocksucker gringos either. The food’s better. The cops won’t hassle you through racial profiling and you’ll just have more fun.

    Fuck Arizona. Fuck Arizona and every fucking person and every fucking business in it.

  • Ken Layne

    [re=566315]CommitteeOfTheHole[/re]: While it’s true that some local old-school chinese restaurants don’t have a lot of fresh ‘n tasty seafood, it is a Good Bet your local strip-mall Thai restaurant can make that exact dish you like from the PF Chang’s and make it a fuck of a lot better. (And when you go to Joshua Tree NP, there’s a tasty Chinese restaurant called Din Ho that’s got a *very* good Szechuan shrimp, it is the House Specialty.)

    [re=566311]Jamie Sommers[/re]: Oh that is a purty place. And yes, the Navajo & Hopi deserve our money — all of it, really — and the 4% sales tax goes to the Navajo, not Phoenix. Rainbow Bridge NM is in there too, and is awesome.

  • notreallyhelping

    I’m waiting for the all-new “Ain’t Gonna Play Sun City” video.

  • slappypaddy

    bill richardson’s not going to be buying you any tacos. disabuse yourself of that notion this instant.

  • stew

    If interested, I know the directions from the Bunny Ranch to the Grand Canyon, which is sort of nearby. Yes, I know obvious puns here.

  • Libbygirl

    [re=566310]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]:
    Cool–I had that copy of Creem.

  • joementum

    Whoo-hoo, I just told the wife that I have to boycott the in-laws!!!!

    Praise Jeebus!

  • ph7

    [re=566373]notreallyhelping[/re]: Ha!

  • SpenceRedux

    Everything you ever wanted to know about the Grand Canyon and crazy white people in Arizona is summed up in this dude’s career:

    He was a squatter who ran a Coney Island-like concession to the Grand Canyon to rip off the tourists. Teddy Roosevelt threw his ass out, so he ran and was elected to the Senate from Arizona (naturally as a Republican) on a platform of revoking the Grand Canyon’s National Park status (damn Washington interferin’!) and mining and damming the whole thing up.

    Remember when Republicans were like Teddy Roosevelt and not teabagging leeches?

    Yeah, me neither.

    Come to New Mexico, the real Southwest. White people are a minority here, and it works to tamp down the crazy.

  • Golfing OJ

    [re=566267]illnoise[/re]: That was the Red Wings. But the ‘Yotes provided plenty of webbernet humor, if you do a search on “Doan face.”

  • 4tehlulz

    This post sponsored by The California Travel & Tourism Commission. For more ways to fuck over our decrepit neighbor to the east, go to

  • geminisunmars

    [re=566366]OzoneTom[/re]: That was Zen. This is Tao.

  • buppie

    Ay yi yi! Janet Napolitano please come back!
    Her job had been to routinely veto ALL of this East Valley Repubtard legislation.
    This would NEVER have happened with her.
    Freaking repubs have always tarnished this state. Ev Mecham to Fife Symington to Jan Brewer.
    If history is any judge, Brewer will be out on her ass just like Mecham and Symington.
    Just in case it comes up in this discussion: Back in the 80’s the MLK holiday was put in place quietly and with NO problem by Dem Bruce Babbit. Repub Ev Mecham (victor by plurality in a 3 way race) threw it out, claiming it needed to be voted on by citizens. Arizonans threw Mecham out and voted overwhelmingly to reinstate it.
    God Help My State!

  • RoscoePColtraine

    I plan to visit “four-corners” this summer. I will only step through THREE of those corners.

  • Big Liver

    Everything Ken just wrote is true, especially the part about the Mojave, it is exquisite. And it has great lizards.

  • ArugulaTeleprompterz

    Does this mean that even more Zonies will be driving like shit all over Southern California this summer?

  • Way Cool Larry

    but what about Sedona????

  • TakingAmes

    [re=566248]Oblios Cap[/re]: WIN!

  • Berkeley Bear

    Joshua Tree NP is freaking awesome. Or at least it was. My scout troop used to drive out from the LA burbs, past the dry weirdness that is Palm Springs and 29 Palms, and proceed to run ourselves ragged all over rocks and desert that were the coolest things ever. Then in the middle of the desert you find a pond protected by the rocks and the contrast just freaks you out (that and the idea that leaches live in the pond and might crawl up your leg while you aren’t paying attention). Then you sleep out under a sky that first is the darkest you’ve ever seen but as the night progresses reveals a carpet of stars like your dumb LA basin living ass has never even considered possible. Truly a consciousness raising experience – and no drugs or booze necessary (although I can see where some people would need them to ever talk themselves into going camping).

  • SpenceRedux

    [re=566516]Berkeley Bear[/re]: I had exactly the same experience as a kid. I remember going to sleep under a blanket of stars at Joshua Tree and waking in the morning under an inch of snow. It was pure magic.
    Northern New Mexico is way, way nicer then AZ in every way, as well.
    And fuck Sedona. Santa Fe has plenty of New Age weirdos if that’s your thing.

  • Berkeley Bear

    Oh, and if you like beautiful shit involving holes in the ground, try Yosemite valley or really any part of the Sierras. The huge redwoods, the falls, Half Dome, El Capitan, Devil’s Postpile. Much more interesting than the Grand Canyon, and God know’s California can use the money.

  • glamourdammerung

    Thank you for the helpful advice. Seriously, this post makes me want to go out west just to do this.

  • JimmysDad

    In Arizona’s defense (I know how stupid this is, but I can’t help it), it is the worst case scenario of a vocal minority dominating the discussion. McCain’s big titted offspring (not the retarded snaggletooth one) is correct, hate AZ, hate the 13th century Mormon nutbags that run it, but don’t hate the people. Most of them are great… Oh fuck it. Hate them too, I’m glad I left.

  • sati demise

    [re=566243]JMP[/re]: Oh hell yea. Just stay on the Native lands for a great vacation.
    Monument Valley is way cool, incredible…. and so is Canyon de Chelly.
    Camping at Spider Rock. The Grand Falls.
    The Navajo Monument.
    Best lamb on earth. You can see petrified dinosaur tracks, too.

  • sati demise

    [re=566370]Ken Layne[/re]: Havasupi is the most beautiful spot in the Grand Canyon. You have to have a reservation at least 6 months in advance to go, or you cant stay overnight. Havasupi Indians still livin’ the life, man.

  • sati demise

    [re=566483]Way Cool Larry[/re]: no to Sedona, yes to Sycamore Canyon. Teddy loved that place so he saved it from Sedonas fate. The Verde River runs through it…..

  • Jukesgrrl

    Black Canyon in Blue Colorado (Gunnison, CO, near Montose), is pretty spectacular, too.
    I live in Arizona, and totally support the boycott. It’s the only thing that will drive some sense into the legislature. They clearly don’t care what you THINK of them, but they might care if you hate them enough to take your cash elsewhere. The NFL and Major League Baseball could really do a service pulling their activities out of the state because that’s SO high-profile. It had a major impact in the Martin Luther King Day dispute. So if any of your readers have clout with them, clout away.

  • natteringnabomb

    Fuck the Grand Canyon,fogged in 364 days a year anyways.Visit Hawaii,where you can see red diamond head square,the ancestral home of the king of the nazis and best of all hook up with one of the many white hippie chicks that inhabit this paradise.They accept visa and american money.

  • sati demise

    [re=566603]Jukesgrrl[/re]: the company I work for does a incredible amount of business with Mexicans in Tucson each winter. It will be interesting to see if our rich Mexican clients make the trip next winter.

    And most rich Mexicans I know shop for hard goods, clothes, electronics, appliances, etc. in Az. I have a feeling Arizona just cut the balls off their own economy. these are exports, meaning real money added to the state……

  • DC Hates Me

    Arizona is famous for it’s faux-mexican food, which is crap. And don’t forget to visit the Grand Canyon Porta-potties.

  • betterDeadThanRed

    They don’t seem to care too much if you visit or not. I just tried to get some travel information from their website, i.e. what kind of ID I need. The “Live Chat” on the AZ tourism site wasn’t much help.

    *[Jessica]* Hi, I’m Jessica. How may I help you?
    *[Visitor]* I’m thinking of visiting Arizona this summer. I have a dark
    complexion and have been mistaken for Latino in the past. What kind of
    identification do I need to bring in order to prove I am a US citizen?
    *[Jessica]* For more information on this subject you can contact Kiva
    Couchon (pronounced “coo shawn”) her contact information is or 602-364-3724.

    *[Jessica]* Is there anything else I can help you with today?

    Well I emailed Kiva Couchon two or three days ago and never heard back.

  • blader

    [re=566603]Jukesgrrl[/re]: nfl doesn’t really give a fuck about the mexicans the way they do about their negroes, and mlb players are mostly dominican, so they don’t really give a fuck about the mexicans either…especially bud selig…who do you think washes all the used cars on his lots?

  • Beowoof

    [re=566290]give us a bob[/re]: That student loan scam should be closed on general priniciples.

  • Red Zeppelin

    [re=566328]donner_froh[/re]: Yeah, the funny thing is that all those states (plus Montana and California) have the most spectacular scenery and the most public land. But full of retards, nonetheless.

  • billie1976

    I dont understand what all you people are bitching about! i carry an id and drivers license in my wallet! is it so hard to carry documentation to prove your a citizen of the united states! oh wait most mexicans arnt citizens and are here illegally! guess i see what your doing let everyone come here and live open borders! i say fuck that! send them back and let them get back the legal way! Arizona is the only state willing to step up and all you left wing nuts cant handle the fact that people are tired of them crossing the borders illegally! if your going to legalize these criminals that cross illegally then maybe we should forget all laws and see what happens! dumb fucks!

  • RPolanski

    From Drudge’s Website:

    SOURCE: Residents in AZ organizing counter-boycott of Mexican food restaurants, travel to Mexican resorts… Developing…

    Michael Weiner (Savage) was screaming and yelling about this on his radio show this afternoon praising it for being a perfect retaliation for the boycott of Arizona.

    “We’ll show you. Let’s start a race war.”

    Fun times in the Great American Southwest.

  • Beowoof

    [re=566641]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Oh please this law is just another way to harass those with dark skin, particularly hoping to harass the legal folks enough so that are afraid to show up and vote and allow republitards to continue to be elected.

  • glamourdammerung

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: So you would be totally cool with the cops searching your house because of your complexion or what type of shoes you wore, right?

  • KilgoreTrout_XL

    For the Grand Canyon, you should hit the North Rim and avoid the South. It has great trails, is usually empty, and you can camp w/in 50 feet of the rim. Or consider skipping it for the needles at Canyonlands and do the Big Spring -> Elephant -> Squaw -> Lost canyon loop. Arches is nearby, so you can chuckle at morons hiking slickrock in sandals.

    And each time you see a german backpacker with bike shorts and a fanny pack you can tell him that he sucks at hiking and he doesn’t appreciate all those cheap disgusting hostels in Europe.

  • zhubajie

    [re=566310]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Colorado City? The Vatican of Polygamous Mormonism?

  • Joey Ratz

    [re=566272]GOPCrusher[/re]: Zion NP is awesome – and once you’re there, you can just zip down the 89 past Fredonia and see the Grand Canyon from the north side. Just stay the hell away from Colorado City, which is chock-full of old-school polygamist Mormon child-rape enthusiasts.

    [re=566483]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Meh. Sedona has some stunning rock formations, but the town itself is trashy and depressing. Go to Santa Fe instead.

    [re=566603]Jukesgrrl[/re]: You’re probably right. It is a waste of time talking ethics, morality or shame with that troglodyte Russell Pearce. He’s lower than cockroach shit.

  • KilgoreTrout_XL

    [re=566660]Joey Ratz[/re]: [re=566272]GOPCrusher[/re]: Zion is absolutely amazing- Mountain of the Sun is the coolest day hike around.

  • KilgoreTrout_XL


    Hi billie! “Your” and “you’re” are two different words with two distinctly different meanings! Putting a “!” at the end of the sentence kinda misses the point of the whole thing! All your toothless mouthbreathing friends use ALL CAPS anyways! Try it! This post makes you look like a fucking moron! You watch NASCAR! And do you see what I mean about the “!”s?!?!? Fuck yes you do you inbred douche!

    Try posting once more, but this time, let’s turn the “hick-leadpoisoned-idiot-fucktard” dial down a bit, ok?

    Ok great!

  • Speed Ball

    Is Arizona Ice Tea even made in that shit hole? Probably not… but I’m going to boycott that shit anyway.

  • Zadig

    [re=566653]glamourdammerung[/re]: No, of course not! But he would be cool with them searching some Messican’s house, for being brownish.


    I just checked the boycott list. Oh well, no more Peter Piper Pizza for me! Eww. Why does that sound so gross? Peter Piper Pizza. And as for Best Western, I wish this boycott had been on in February, cause I stayed in one, and it was shitty.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: Ohhhhh Billie!

  • sati demise

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: look fucker, the police can stop anyone at any time and demand their proof of citizenship. That is NOT ID, it means your passport or birth certificate. Do you carry those around with you?

    think the cops will not abuse this law?
    Cute girl? come down to the station with me so we can sort out your papers.
    Hippie? Papers please.

    Argue with a cop? papers please.

    Someone who dislikes you calls in to say you have illegals in your house? Search without a warrant.

    fuck you if you dont have to live here under this law, buddy.
    And a beating with the dildoe mallet if you do live here and still think it is a good idea.
    Its a wing nut wet dream, … a police state that favors white guys over everyone else.

  • sati demise

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: Most Mexicans I know come here to AZ to spend money on exports you fucking douche.

    And if we had negotiated NAFTA to include worker rights, a living wage and environmental protections the illegals would stay in the country they love.
    Now they risk their lives to cross the border to escape slave labor wages and toxic working conditions in giant US based corporate factories right on our border.
    No one can live on $6.00 a day in Mexico unless they live in a cardboard shack with no water or electric.

    You would not last one day in a maquiladora, my friend. Not one hour.

  • Flanders

    [re=566254]magic titty[/re]: It reminds of me good times before my marriage turned all shitty?

  • KilgoreTrout_XL

    [re=566667]Extemporanus[/re]: I never knew how powerful this scene was. I must watch dumb and dumber overdubbed in a romance langauge now. Well done.

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: Yeah, I know that there’s a typo up there [every sentence] in my post about what an aggressively stupid motherfucker you are. I still win.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=566663]Speed Ball[/re]: I think it’s made in NY. Funny, I’m unfortunate enough to have to live in this desert dump and the only thing I’d miss if I left is In-N-Out, which isn’t even an AZ company.

    I hate this place.

  • Flanders

    [re=566370]Ken Layne[/re]: I’ve been to the Din Ho! Filled with military. Good food.

  • Flanders

    wonkett a travelogue! who knew?


    Here are some suggestions. Instead of visiting the Grand Canyon, why not watch Gran Tourino instead? Instead of visiting one of Arizona’s famed golf courses, play golf at your regular club, but just do it on a really hot day. Also, golf is for fags. Instead of retiring in Phoenix, why not retire in the Phoenix that’s in New Mexico; I think it’s called Albaquerque.

  • leaveskoalrebelalone

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: ken… is that you?! very funny!!

  • schvitzatura

    Pei Wei (A P.F. Chang’s concept, “…we’re a faster, more casual take of our parent company, P.F. Chang’s Asian Bistro”…) is likely fooked, too, right?

  • thehelveticascenario

    [re=566679]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: Not like he would have noticed, anyway.

  • schvitzatura

    [re=566373]notreallyhelping[/re]: Gestalt Jinx!

  • TomBanjo

    Zion Canyon in super-unusual Utah is way better anyway.

  • PreDev

    Ok, first off, P.F. Chang’s is amazing, not as good as Pei Wei but still good. GoDaddy is the only company I buy domains from and I’d like to see you try and find something as easy to get and read as a SkyMall magazine while your taxiing to the runway…

  • slappypaddy

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: a dumb fuck i may be, but i’m not so dumb i would say, “we should forget all laws and see what happens!”

  • Hoplight

    Arches is nearby, so you can chuckle at morons hiking slickrock in sandals.

    I laughed and then later I was reluctantly impressed with their intrepid progress.

    As to the topic at hand. This is yet another inescapable demonstration of how utterly incapable the right is of working out the implications/side effects/fall out/consequences (intended and unintended) of policy changes. Which should make them unfit for leadership, but I digress . . . Someone must have stuck an ice pick into the region of the brain that computes consequences on everyone who votes republican. Plan a war and ban everyone involved from making a Plan B? Yeah, nuttin ever goes wrong durin’ a war, right? Repeal Glass-Steagall? Hell, yeah, then this kuntry will git rich, right? Require the police to harrass anyone with funny skin/shoes or an accent in complete buttfuck ignorance of the equal protection clause and, hell yeah, um, I git to feel great ab’t bein’ whiter than god’s own bee-hind! Yee ha!

  • sati demise

    Arizona Ice Tea ™ is just tea flavored corn syrup from New York. teh suck.

  • zhubajie

    Someone visit in a year and see who is doing the real work in AZ. Is it the fat lazy white guys?

  • Exterminatus

    Ahh, Sky Mall. Tell me, does Sky Mall still offer items like these?

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=566687]schvitzatura[/re]: Yeah, Pei Wei is PF Changs’ leftovers, dumbed-down for AZ Cops. (And myself on a few occasions if I’m drunk and want really shitty DanDan Noodles).

  • zhubajie

    [re=566336]weezie.jefferson[/re]: “Chinese” food in America is really American food in disguise. Usually low quality sweet-sour sauce.

  • zhubajie

    “But I LOVES my P.F. Chang’s Szechuan from the Sea Shrimp.”

    Why not just go to Szechuan? A 30 tourist visa, a round trip ticket, it’s bound to be more fun than hard time in AZ.

  • zhubajie

    [re=566370]Ken Layne[/re]: The best Chinese seafood is Fujian. Szechuan is far from the ocean.

  • zhubajie

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: Who’ll wipe your butt for you if you get rid of the Mexicans? Don’t tell me there’s some vast number of fat white guys eager to do Mexican work. I’m a fat white guy and I won’t do it, not for minimum wage, not for a lot more.

    One reason I live in China is so I don’t have to be a minimum wage slave no more, don’t have to take sh*t from people like you.

    Note that I don’t have to carry ID in China, but I can carry a beer bottle.

  • zhubajie

    [re=566632]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: I sent an e-mail yesterday to Ms. Couchon (Cochon?), asking what kind of ID I needed for Arizona tourism. Would a passport be good enough? Of course, I used my nom d’internet, Zhu Bajie, so she could deduce that I was a g**k, if she wanted to. (Actually, Zhu Bajie is a cartoon character, the comic relief in _Journey to the West_). NO REPLY thus far.

    Zhu Bajie

  • Florence Ann Normandie

    [re=566234]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Did just that- had the time of my life. Then I threw up.

  • Bruno

    [re=566645]billie1976[/re]: You forget that having a driver’s license has nothing to do with being a citizen or legal alien. See you in jail buddy.

  • JRGiant

    As a Phoenician, I have to ask that rather than boycott Arizona, you move here instead. A lot of us need your help in voting the idiots out of office who created this legislation.

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