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April 27, 2010

Old-Man Monster To Eat Ladies In DC Tomorrow

by Ken Layne  

Uhhh ....
Some public-relations person emailed this picture to your Wonkette today, to “promote” one of those planned media-event protests people like to have in Washington all the time, for this or that cause or lobby. (“Clean Coal Now!”, etc.) “The stunt will take place Wednesday morning, 8.30am to 10.30am ET at multiple locations around the Capitol Hill area,” says the email. Okay then! We’ll … be inside, clinging to our guns and religion and whatever.

{ 40 comments }

Beowoof April 27, 2010 at 5:07 pm

And the complaint is what? I have seen more than few ladies I would enjoy eating in DC.

Smoke Filled Roommate April 27, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Does he shit her out, too?

chascates April 27, 2010 at 5:10 pm

He’s a lobbyist Fat Cat and he eats money, ideas, integrity, and hope. They’re all over DC.

Tommmcatt April 27, 2010 at 5:11 pm

“Old men eating ladies out(side)” is one of the greatest tags ever, world without end, amen.

SayItWithWookies April 27, 2010 at 5:13 pm

All that cholesterol can’t possibly be good for you, Senator McCain.

slappypaddy April 27, 2010 at 5:17 pm

there’s no excuse for this

Canmon (the Inadequate) April 27, 2010 at 5:21 pm

They both seem to be enjoying themselves. Who are we to judge them?

WadISay April 27, 2010 at 5:21 pm

So this is where that “Choke” thing went when it left Wonkette’s side panel.

Beowoof April 27, 2010 at 5:22 pm

[re=565618]slappypaddy[/re]: Yeah this just encourages prurient comments.

GOPCrusher April 27, 2010 at 5:24 pm

PacMan didn’t age well.

magic titty April 27, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Isn’t that the dude from the Mucinex commercial?

Wait, is he hitting it from the back in that last picture?

Lascauxcaveman April 27, 2010 at 5:42 pm

[re=565611]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I dunno, the girl in the picture looks pretty low-fat to me. Possibly even vegan.

Naked Bunny with a Whip April 27, 2010 at 5:53 pm

It’s just not DC without a little public vore.

CthuNHu April 27, 2010 at 6:11 pm

Just some rehearsal pics from the “Love At First Sight” scene in the new hit musical all DC is twittering about, John and Cindy: A Love Story.

The later scene with the first wife, where John gives her the old Klinghoffer Express goodbye, is supposed to be showbiz magic.

CthuNHu April 27, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Just some rehearsal pics from the “Love At First Sight” scene in the new hit musical all DC is twittering about, John and Cindy: A Love Story.

The later scene with the first wife, where John gives her the old Klinghoffer Express goodbye, is supposed to be pure showbiz magic.

Snarkalicious April 27, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Oh, SWEET! They made it in live action? I can’t wait to see what they did for the tentacles!!!!!!!

Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire April 27, 2010 at 6:20 pm

Oh Christ, Capitol Steps is doing outdoor summer stock now?

edgydrifter April 27, 2010 at 6:27 pm

If this is how he gets busy, I think I’ve figured out why there are no Rush Jrs out there.

HipHopOpotamus April 27, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Godot April 27, 2010 at 6:41 pm

HENGHH???

Mr Blifil April 27, 2010 at 6:43 pm

Looks like one cunning stunt.

Redhead April 27, 2010 at 6:44 pm

So the banker from “It’s a Wonderful Life” is eating women to protest… I don’t know what he’s protesting, I never could watch that movie for more than 10 minutes.

HipHopOpotamus April 27, 2010 at 6:44 pm
SayItWithWookies April 27, 2010 at 6:54 pm

[re=565651]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: That’s just silly — if she were vegan, she’d be naked and painted in tiger stripes.

plowman April 27, 2010 at 6:59 pm

Coupla beers and I’d probably eat her too…

Extemporanus April 27, 2010 at 7:11 pm

When it comes to funnilingus, H.R. Mufnstuf can’t do a little cause he can’t do enough.

Buzz Feedback April 27, 2010 at 7:41 pm

Unless she’s gonna get nekkid at some point I’m not interested.

DC Hates Me April 27, 2010 at 8:10 pm

He represents dirty coal but he’s cleaning up DC.

Monsieur Grumpe April 27, 2010 at 11:21 pm

Just another fad diet. Double meh.

Monsieur Grumpe April 27, 2010 at 11:22 pm

Or
When Muppets go bad.

Monsieur Grumpe April 27, 2010 at 11:28 pm

Or
The 5th teletubbie that didn’t make the cut goes insane.
As the other 4 like to say, his TV has bad reception.

Lascauxcaveman April 28, 2010 at 2:38 am

[re=565703]SayItWithWookies[/re]: A vegan on her day off, maybe?

bago April 28, 2010 at 6:07 am

The National Orginazation for Marriage haz its message eated.

NOM NOM NOM!

TGY April 28, 2010 at 8:40 am

Needs more fetish costume.

Lazy Media April 28, 2010 at 8:40 am

The marketing folks at Six Flags just really aren’t trying any more.

Terry April 28, 2010 at 8:42 am

[re=565651]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:

That’s why he could so easily catch her. Vegans are well meaning, but unable to maintain a good sprint.

pirate king of the Jews April 28, 2010 at 11:28 am

I think I would prefer ladies eating old men if it’s all the same to you.

JoeMac April 28, 2010 at 11:46 am

[re=565983]pirate king of the Jews[/re]: As an old man I can only say “yippie”

libwakman April 28, 2010 at 1:56 pm

So happy to see the Teabagette squad relaxing enough to enjoy watching a large headed, buck toothed gentleman of undetermined color eat women publicly. Count me in on some of dat!

PlanetWingnuta April 28, 2010 at 3:36 pm

This is Bad News for John McCain (that it was caught on video)!!!!!!!!

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