OLD MAN'S BOAT FROM BIBLE FOUND AGAIN, If Facts Are True

Major Scoop, for those of us who browse the FoxNews.com Science & Technology section's Archaeology subsection all day every day: some Mexicans found some wood on a mountain, and it is Noah's boat, the end.

A group of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers say wooden remains they have discovered on Mount Ararat in eastern Turkey are the remains of Noah's Ark.

The group claims that carbon dating proves the relics are 4,800 years old, meaning they date to around the same time the ark was said to be afloat. Mt. Ararat has long been suspected as the final resting place of the craft by evangelicals and literalists hoping to validate biblical stories.

Yeung Wing-Cheung, from the Noah's Ark Ministries International research team that made the discovery, said: "It's not 100 percent that it is Noah's Ark, but we think it is 99.9 percent that this is it."

Whatever, let's check out some comments.

• dawnleannette

  New Mexico

  I wonder why we consider ourselves the land of religions freedom but when we believe we are labeled as ignorant, hateful, etc. If you won't read the bible, could you at least read the constitution?

That's good enough, coming in at the end of the fight here.

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