Vitter the Shitter.
A whole lot of you people are asking what Wonkette item flashed on the teevee news program Colbert Report last night, and thanks to Wonkette operative/commenter iwillsavethispatient, we can now look at this screenshot and answer, “Oh it was one of the gross Diaperman David Vitter items.” In particular, it was this one from July of 2007: “Diaperman David Vitter Likes His Diapers.”

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  1. Our Wonkette is now officially part of the MSM. Maybe Howie Kurtz will stop calling it “the Wonkette.”

    Wait, is Colbert MSM? Oh yes. The Man allows a certain amount of derision directed toward him to appear on the teevee because it gives the appearance of a free press when, as we all know, freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns one.

  2. You make a hundred speeches, do they call you a speechmaker?
    You cast thousands of votes, do they call you a votecaster?
    But shit in one lousy diaper so the hot hooker can change you and wipe your dirty bottom and then you can fuck her good lord, Senator Vitter, what did your mother do to you?

  3. [re=562774]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
    Seriously? Do you get paid for this? I wanted to be paid and demanded that I get paid with pics of SKS, but the editors said Newell bucks or nothing.

  4. [re=562788]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: [re=562792]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: would you like to go in with me on a gospel backup group for whenever we need to tell someone to go fuck themselves?

  5. [re=562788]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Now, there are some other reliable news sources out there. Like the Onion.

    Sadly, lately I’ve found that the best source of news on US politics is the BBC.

  6. [re=562794]Katydid[/re]: Like an elderly Black woman is always telling me about family values Republicans: “Everybody that’s talking about heaven ain’t going there.”

  7. [re=562807]SlouchingTowardsWasilla[/re]: I can already imagine the tagline: Wonkette on Comedy Central, now with even more TruckNutz and buttsecks!

  8. [re=562786]JMP[/re]: Let’s just hope that this doesn’t get to Ken’s head and lead to his jumping ship over to the MSM like AMC before him.

    Don’t worry, Ken doesn’t have long red hair an nice tits. Otherwise he’d be there already.

  9. I don’t like the idea that “outsiders” read our “comments” in the “real world.” I like to pretend Wonkette is a special club. For our and maybe special Wonkette British operative eyes only. Does that mean I need to start using “coherent” “language” and “punctuation”?

  10. I hope Colbert’s ratings get a boost from this shout-out from Wonkette. He’s quite shameless, that Stephen. But I like him anyway.

  11. [re=562776]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Can you use Newell Bucks as currency on the open market? Or is it like Chuck E. Cheese tokens that you get for good grades?

  12. [re=562794]Katydid[/re]: Lawrence O’Donnell said it best on Countdown the other night

    “Do not pick a fight with John Stewart, you will lose.”

    Stewart and Colbert are the most trusted names in news. Suck it CNNN.

  13. [re=562795]JMP[/re]: “best source of news on US politics is the BBC.”

    True. Also, their newspeople sometimes play Devil’s advocate and ask at least moderately tough questions.

  14. [re=562817]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I read that as “like a little monkey.” Now I want to own a Capuchin and name him “Smug Satisfaction.” He can poop in diapers, just like Vitter.

  15. It proves that the Colbert writers surf the web all day looking for comedy to steal. They even used one of my youtube videos on their show, so hey.

    And the Chris Matthews writers .. thiefs.

  16. [re=562794]Katydid[/re]: I’ll chip in on that one. What we need in our computer rooms at home are green screens, and a recording of those folks– SANS Jon Stewart in front of ’em. That way we can use Windows Movie Maker and send that sentiment via email to EVERYONE in our contacts list that righteously fucks up in our presence.

    And if that ain’t worth the investment, think about this: Chromakey Christmas Cards. Or make up your own weather forecast.

  17. [re=562979]TGY[/re]: Too bad the online version of BBC News sucks ass. Really, I’ve never seen an organization leave more meaningful details out of a news article. It’s crazy sometimes how incoherent their online presence is.

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