DIAPERMAN FOREVER  8:59 am April 23, 2010

Here’s That Diaperman David Vitter Thing From Last Night’s ‘Colbert Report’

by Ken Layne

Vitter the Shitter.
A whole lot of you people are asking what Wonkette item flashed on the teevee news program Colbert Report last night, and thanks to Wonkette operative/commenter iwillsavethispatient, we can now look at this screenshot and answer, “Oh it was one of the gross Diaperman David Vitter items.” In particular, it was this one from July of 2007: “Diaperman David Vitter Likes His Diapers.”

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 49 comments }

Katydid April 23, 2010 at 9:06 am

We has arrived!

PlanetWingnuta April 23, 2010 at 9:07 am

Haz we sold out to the mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Katydid April 23, 2010 at 9:10 am

[re=562769]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: And there you have two sides of the coin – me and you. And it’s a sad day when I’m the optimist.

V572625694 April 23, 2010 at 9:10 am

Our Wonkette is now officially part of the MSM. Maybe Howie Kurtz will stop calling it “the Wonkette.”

Wait, is Colbert MSM? Oh yes. The Man allows a certain amount of derision directed toward him to appear on the teevee because it gives the appearance of a free press when, as we all know, freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns one.

Monsieur Grumpe April 23, 2010 at 9:10 am

Raises for everybody!

gurukalehuru April 23, 2010 at 9:13 am

You make a hundred speeches, do they call you a speechmaker?
You cast thousands of votes, do they call you a votecaster?
But shit in one lousy diaper so the hot hooker can change you and wipe your dirty bottom and then you can fuck her good lord, Senator Vitter, what did your mother do to you?

ManchuCandidate April 23, 2010 at 9:17 am

[re=562774]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
Seriously? Do you get paid for this? I wanted to be paid and demanded that I get paid with pics of SKS, but the editors said Newell bucks or nothing.

freakishlystrong April 23, 2010 at 9:19 am

Confirmed! We haz a funny!

stew April 23, 2010 at 9:27 am

Somehow I knew Diaper Dave would be your stepping stone to international fame.

JMP April 23, 2010 at 9:34 am

Let’s just hope that this doesn’t get to Ken’s head and lead to his jumping ship over to the MSM like AMC before him.

magic titty April 23, 2010 at 9:34 am

Diamond Dave…Diaper Dave…meh. Still better than Sammy Hagar.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend April 23, 2010 at 9:34 am

This totally validates my decision to get my news from only Wonkette and the Comedy Central newz programs.

What Fresh Hell is This? April 23, 2010 at 9:40 am

[re=562788]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Our only reliable sources.

Katydid April 23, 2010 at 9:46 am

[re=562788]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: [re=562792]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: would you like to go in with me on a gospel backup group for whenever we need to tell someone to go fuck themselves?

JMP April 23, 2010 at 9:46 am

[re=562788]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Now, there are some other reliable news sources out there. Like the Onion.

Sadly, lately I’ve found that the best source of news on US politics is the BBC.

loquaciousmusic April 23, 2010 at 9:46 am

That screengrab is the shit. Literally.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 23, 2010 at 9:49 am

This is bad news for John McCain.

crapshooter102 April 23, 2010 at 9:51 am

Check out the Diaper Dandy. I smell a Pulitzer.

One Yield Regular April 23, 2010 at 10:00 am

What, no gold frame around that yet?

What Fresh Hell is This? April 23, 2010 at 10:02 am

[re=562794]Katydid[/re]: Like an elderly Black woman is always telling me about family values Republicans: “Everybody that’s talking about heaven ain’t going there.”

PlanetWingnuta April 23, 2010 at 10:04 am

[re=562772]Katydid[/re]: LOL i was kidding !!!!

SlouchingTowardsWasilla April 23, 2010 at 10:12 am

I believe it’s time to give The Wonkette its own time slot on The Comedy Central.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 23, 2010 at 10:19 am

[re=562807]SlouchingTowardsWasilla[/re]: I can already imagine the tagline: Wonkette on Comedy Central, now with even more TruckNutz and buttsecks!

TGY April 23, 2010 at 10:21 am

[re=562799]crapshooter102[/re]: Yeah, Pulitzered right outta my ass. Or somebody’s ass.

Monsieur Grumpe April 23, 2010 at 10:22 am

[re=562776]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
I think of smug satisfaction as a little like money.

PlanetWingnuta April 23, 2010 at 10:34 am

Coming soon to comedy central….Wonkette The Movie…followed by Wonkette 2 – Electric Boogaloo with Trucknutz & Buttseks

Lascauxcaveman April 23, 2010 at 10:36 am

[re=562786]JMP[/re]: Let’s just hope that this doesn’t get to Ken’s head and lead to his jumping ship over to the MSM like AMC before him.

Don’t worry, Ken doesn’t have long red hair an nice tits. Otherwise he’d be there already.

thatonegirlsays April 23, 2010 at 10:39 am

I don’t like the idea that “outsiders” read our “comments” in the “real world.” I like to pretend Wonkette is a special club. For our and maybe special Wonkette British operative eyes only. Does that mean I need to start using “coherent” “language” and “punctuation”?

PlanetWingnuta April 23, 2010 at 10:40 am

wow Ken and the Banhammer on TeeVee that’s a sitcom right?

Cape Clod April 23, 2010 at 10:46 am

I think that Jim Newell should the Colbert Report answer to Erik Son of Erik on CNN.

SayItWithWookies April 23, 2010 at 10:46 am

I hope Colbert’s ratings get a boost from this shout-out from Wonkette. He’s quite shameless, that Stephen. But I like him anyway.

BOOBIES! April 23, 2010 at 10:55 am

Step aside National Enquirer. Wonkette is going to school you on the fine art of tabloid trash faux journalism.

hoosiermama April 23, 2010 at 11:08 am

[re=562776]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Can you use Newell Bucks as currency on the open market? Or is it like Chuck E. Cheese tokens that you get for good grades?

Mr Blifil April 23, 2010 at 11:13 am

Wait how could Comedy Central let that in? This is tantamount to inviting a fatwa. Today we are all Salman Rushdie.

What Fresh Hell is This? April 23, 2010 at 11:30 am

Sometimes pretty ex-Wonkettes give talking head on TV. God in heaven, I hope that gender line is never crossed.

Holding Out for a Hero April 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm

[re=562794]Katydid[/re]: Lawrence O’Donnell said it best on Countdown the other night

“Do not pick a fight with John Stewart, you will lose.”

Stewart and Colbert are the most trusted names in news. Suck it CNNN.

TGY April 23, 2010 at 12:55 pm

[re=562795]JMP[/re]: “best source of news on US politics is the BBC.”

True. Also, their newspeople sometimes play Devil’s advocate and ask at least moderately tough questions.

ArugulaTeleprompterz April 23, 2010 at 1:12 pm

[re=562799]crapshooter102[/re]: That’s not Pulitzer you smell…

ArugulaTeleprompterz April 23, 2010 at 1:15 pm

[re=562817]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I read that as “like a little monkey.” Now I want to own a Capuchin and name him “Smug Satisfaction.” He can poop in diapers, just like Vitter.

DC Hates Me April 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm

It proves that the Colbert writers surf the web all day looking for comedy to steal. They even used one of my youtube videos on their show, so hey.

And the Chris Matthews writers .. thiefs.

Tundra Grifter April 23, 2010 at 2:11 pm

[re=562846]hoosiermama[/re]: Those bad boys work at our local dog wash. Quite a savings!

iwillsavethispatient April 23, 2010 at 2:37 pm

You’re very welcome. Wonkette looks great in HD, must be all the make-up.

AbstinenceOnly Ed April 23, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Colbert + Wonkette = Now I have to change MY diaper!

TakingAmes April 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm

[re=562794]Katydid[/re]: I do, I do! And Faux News is the lupus of news. Also and too.

Chickensmack April 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm

[re=562794]Katydid[/re]: I’ll chip in on that one. What we need in our computer rooms at home are green screens, and a recording of those folks– SANS Jon Stewart in front of ‘em. That way we can use Windows Movie Maker and send that sentiment via email to EVERYONE in our contacts list that righteously fucks up in our presence.

And if that ain’t worth the investment, think about this: Chromakey Christmas Cards. Or make up your own weather forecast.

Smoke Filled Roommate April 23, 2010 at 3:25 pm

How does one handle the fame?

desertwind April 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm

An oldie but a goodie.

LowerdPeninsula April 24, 2010 at 1:11 am

[re=562979]TGY[/re]: Too bad the online version of BBC News sucks ass. Really, I’ve never seen an organization leave more meaningful details out of a news article. It’s crazy sometimes how incoherent their online presence is.

Darkness April 25, 2010 at 1:24 pm

Diaperman will save the day! Right after he gets some rash cream and a smattering of powder.

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