OMG how cool are Ed Henry’s parents at CNN! They so signed his permission slip for the NYSE floor field trip, where all the money is! SO JEALOUS. He probably met so many awesome brokers and stuff and got their autographs. OMG HE MET JIM MAGUIRE! Seriously? Seriously? We have his rookie card, BUT ONLY TEN OF THEM! [Twitpic via Instaputz]
AMERICA'S GREATEST WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS 4:06 pm April 22, 2010
CNN’s Ed Henry Feels So Friggin’ Awesome Right Now
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i’m old enough to remember when journalists were adults. yes, kiddies, it’s true, once there was a time…
“How cool is this?”
Is that what he was saying, or was that what the traders were saying?
Doesn’t he realize that if he starts gesticulating wildly and randomly yelling “Buy” and “Sell” that he could destroy global capitalism RIGHT NOW??
Why is he not doing this? And where is my pitchfork?
Goddamn wankfest
Hey Jim Maguire — how do I express to a bunch of rubes that I want to borrow their money and risk it on a hare-brained gamble that’ll pay off hugely for me if it works, and utterly destroy them if it fails?
Jim Maguire, on Wall St. 60 years, says it all came down to one word: “leverage”
Wow, he must just be tongue-tied with all those hot, bald-headed weasels around! Did he have to sign his soul over to Beezlebub before he was allowed in? NYC is so cool!
Suck it, Chip Reid!
While you’re there, why not bet Mortimer a dollar that you can turn Michael Steele into a commodity trader?
The Beav is all grown up.
Those dudes will jack it right onto your suit pants. Be vigilant, Ed!
He must be there to meet Erin and Maria.
Ed must so excited; to be surrounded by so many rich coked-up white entitled douchebags is a dream come true.
Perfect avie of a sheltered, closeted, 30+ porn collector.
Guy’s head looks like a thumb.
It *is* “Bring Your Child to Work” day in NYC after all.
Instaputz. Yep, that about covers it.
[re=562412]Troubledog[/re]: WIN
Wait, I thought all CNN on-air “talent” had been replaced by holograms.
too bad they won’t run a train on him like maria bartiromo.
God, I thought you had to be good-looking to be on teevee. Or smart. Or something. I guess blowing your producer counts too.
And they’re all doing God’s work.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if he were actually orchestrating an elaborate Trading Places-esque scheme to exact revenge against Ted Turner?
[re=562432]equeue[/re]: Is it? I had noticed a number of co-workers had brought in their destructive little disease factories, but didn’t realize that.
Meh. Darth Vader got to ring the bell.
Dude looks like a lady. (In his dreams.)
God, what a shithead. Omg–NYSE so cool! Look at the “Wall St.” street sign! Cool! How cool is running into my gay high school buddy Powder at NYSE! Cool! *Splurt*
the guy to his left boosted Ed’s wallet.
Sorry, Ed. Those a-holes in the silly barber jackets step in shit and it turns to gold. Yours is all turd, through and through. *scrape, scrape*
[re=562451]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Thank you.
[re=562451]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: it really gives you hope that the financial regulatory reform will be covered objectively, doesn’t it?
[re=562447]Katydid[/re]: Meh². Martha Stewart got to ring the bell before she learned bells ringing means cell block automagic doors closing.
[re=562458]Crank Tango[/re]: Good, thoughtful point. GTFO.
[re=562458]Crank Tango[/re]: [re=562462]Katydid[/re]: Only kidding.
[re=562458]Crank Tango[/re]: And maybe Ed will get to show his I ♥ Bankers tramp stamp on live teevee!
[re=562464]Katydid[/re]: u made me cry!
[re=562465]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: i think i saw him lezzing out for a “journalists” gone wild trucker cap.
“I’m watching them makes another $500 million while simultaneously sending another 300,000 homes into foreclosure. How cool is that?”
He’ll never get the smell of douche out of that jacket.
[re=562431]Jerri[/re]: YES! Just like Peyton Manning…
Well, how cool is it?
were they using the guy on the left’s bald spot to light Ed’s face?
A friend of mine is at the NYSE today, too. Fixing the JavaScript on their computers. And he hasn’t yet demanded that anyone think he’s cool — even though he’s actually doing something useful there. Unlike Ed.
It would have been cool…if life were an episode of Mad Men.
Ed Helms works for CNN too?
Ed Henry has the best jowls of any young gun in the office, these days. Oh, and his look of “I’m clenching a penny in my ass 24/7″ is only surpassed by that of David Schusters.
Questions never to ask;
Did you come yet?
Is that thing really loaded?
You wouldn’t want to get married, would you? and
How cool is that?
Too bad they didn’t spot the Red Tie and Badge with no American Flag Lapel Pin. Sure as Hell spells Communist to me.
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