Richard Nixon Eats Poo Poo

From LIFE.com's creepy new photo feature, "The Richard Nixon You Never Knew," here's theoriginalvice presidential Dick just cold eatin' some pupu with his fingers. In Hawaii. Where is your birth certificate, long-dead Watergate crook with your hand in the pupu jar? MORE IMPORTANTLY: What would happen if Dick Nixon was dropped down a mineshaft?

Thiswould happen. And it apparently did, back in Nineteen Hundred and Fifty-Nine. In the Soviet Union. Eisenhower must'vehatedthis guy so much! [ LIFE.com ]