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MUST CREDIT POLICE-LIGHT ANIMATED GIF.BREAKING: WHY WON’T OBAMA NOMINATE ANTI-ABORTIONISTS? Barack Obama just did a LIVE BREAKING video chat with reporters, after a “bipartisan meeting,” and this Barack Obama character didn’t announce his choice for the Supreme Court vacancy, but *did* answer a reporter’s question by saying that he still supports the cardinal sin of probably appointing a pro-choice justice.

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