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GAH! So. Can we safely assume that Harley D. Brown, this thick anger-monster running for Congress in Idaho, is familiar with the one and only Super Tuber? [Harley D. Brown for Congress]

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  1. Rub with shortening or butter. Assume a wide stance, and with an apple corer or small knife, core from the back of Harley’s neck out his mouth. Push hot dog through the center. Bake until Harley be Brown.

  2. “NEVER send a Marine where you can send a bullet and ALWAYS send the BIGGEST bullet you’ve got.”

    The biggest bullet we’ve got, huh? I think your gargantuan head might just qualify.

  3. Spent most of his professional career working for the gubbiment. Check
    Religious. Check
    Professional Engineer. *sigh* Check
    Advocating genocide so he can get cheap (radioactive) gas. Check
    From Idaho. Check
    Camo background on his website. Check

    Tea-tard.

  4. From the Bio:
    “I was also a Taxicab driver and evangelist in Boise, ID where I led approximately 1,000 lost souls to the Lord Jesus Christ: Drunks and Winos, Hookers and Strippers, Bums, and Homeless; Hippies and Rainbow people, Bikers, and Villains, Truckers and Construction workers, Businessmen and Proletarians, psychos and weirdo’s, homos and lesbians; even some people who looked normal and smelled nice.”

    That about does it.

  5. “I was also a Taxicab driver and evangelist in Boise, ID where I led approximately 1,000 lost souls to the Lord Jesus Christ: Drunks and Winos, Hookers and Strippers, Bums, and Homeless; Hippies and Rainbow people, Bikers, and Villains, Truckers and Construction workers, Businessmen and Proletarians, psychos and weirdo’s, homos and lesbians; even some people who looked normal and smelled nice.”

    “…who looked normal and smelled nice.”

    oh my god

  6. I’ve heard that Mitch McConnell shares Ed Wood’s fondness for angora sweaters. So Congress may just be the place for this Tor Johnson wannabe.

  7. Of course he has to throw a bone to the homophobic base: “Keep the Queens Out of the Marines.” Hate is so much cuter when it’s in rhyming form, isn’t it?

  8. Uh-huh. After browsing through that sight, my brain, it is a-sploding.

    -Engineer. Why am I not surprised?
    -And a birther, a racist, a misogynist and a homophobe. Those hatred tend to go together.
    -So he really wanted to join the marines, but had to go to the Navy instead because of some accredidation thing. Uh-huh.
    -Isn’t there just a bit of irony in a guy who was in the Civil Servie saying decrying big government?
    -Career trajectory: Navy – gov’t Engineer – own engineering firm – truck driver – cab driver. Something tells me he wasn’t a very good engineer.

    Yes, after reading what can charitably be called his thoughts, that Harley Brown, he’s a clown.

  9. Is the phrase, “A real man for congress” part of that homosexual agenda I hear so much of?

    A subversive way to get one of their kind into Congress?

    They’re sneaky I say!

  10. I would be willing to go along with his energy plan as a pilot program, so long as both he and all of his supporters go in to take the gas immediately after the nukes hit. What a fucking jackass. You’d he would’ve taken the ben wa balls out of his ass before they snapped the publicity photo.

  11. Rejected slogans:
    Nuke their bum, take their rum
    Nuke their rear, take their queer
    Nuke their tush, take their Bush
    Nuke their rump, take their dump
    Nuke their donkey, take their monkey

  12. “intake manifold to the Kingdom of God” Does this mean he’ll be sucking off dudes in some airport toilet?

    Navy vs Marines? Natch – It ain’t gay if you’re underway.

  13. Wait..Is this for fucken serious ? Their is actually a pontential congress man with a website like that, or is this all a elaborate charade by some very snarky fellow lefties ? It is just not that obvious to me any more..

  14. [re=560412]Way Cool Larry[/re]: *Sigh* As a ‘gay’, I get really tired of people using ‘so gay’ to mean stupid or idiotic. Why not try ‘so jew’ or ‘so colored’ and see how well that goes over.

  15. “If it is proven Obama is not the legitimate president, then everything he has done while in office and all the people he has appointed and everything they have done will be nullified.

    “This would really dump hot coals into the shorts of those communist liberal progressive politicians.

    “It would be like Luke Skywalker dropping his bomb into the ventilation shaft of the Death Star in “Star Wars.”

    Good golly, miss molly. This guy thinks he is a super hero from a science fiction movie. He has my vote.

  16. “Please consider sending a loud mouth passionate demolition expert to Washington DC.”
    Why should we go to the trouble when we can watch Fox.

  17. “Congress needs someone crazy like me to combat their insanity.”

    There’s something wrong with this argument, but I can’t quite put my finger on it….

  18. [re=560416]ManchuCandidate[/re]: He said he was a PE in Indiana – no PE license there, said he’s now a Spud – no PE in Spudsyvania. Did say he was a taxi driver in Idaho *sigh* lying sos, to fit him behind the wheel there would be no room for passangers.

    Should be tard & fettered.

  19. It’s always the REMFs who brag about the military the most. And this guy is a REMF’s REMF. Joined the Seabees as an OCS officer because he couldn’t get a real job, and was too worried about his pussy civilian occupation to be a Marine. Served from ’76 to ’82, mainly in Indiana, with zero combat-zone, let alone combat, experience. Guess what, squid, the Marines don’t need/want you as a groupie.

    Oh, and that resume says “drunkard/druggie” all over it. Leaves the military, gets a cushy federal civil service job, and suddenly, BOOM, he’s “president” of his “consulting and demolition” company, and then he’s a taxi driver and street corner evangelist. I’m guessing Scotch, cocaine and hookers led him to Jesus. And he probably stole a bunch of government building supplies, too.

  20. Because Bill Sali didn’t bring enough of teh crazy to beat that blue-dog Walt Minnick.

    I’ll have to keep an eye out for his campaign yard signs so I can see where my nuttier neighbors reside.

  21. …because there aren’t enough fat white Republicans in Congress who think an aphorism is better than a thought-out policy. I can’t wait for these idiots to start writing laws that can be written on a postcard. In longhand.

  22. [re=560450]canadasteve[/re]: I think you’re misunderstanding him. I think he is saying this guy is a closeted gay.

  23. Looks like Juggernaut from the X-Men.
    But you have to admit, its refreshing to see a politician come right out and let you know where they stand.
    He’s nuts, but honest.

  24. So, he want’s to “dump hot coals into the shorts” and “drop bombs in the ventilation shafts”?

    This is screaming for a new definition on Urban Dictionary. The “Harley” – the best of both a Hot Carl and a Boston Pancake.

    Truly, a “real” man, Harley D. Brown is.

  25. [re=560419]Extemporanus[/re]:

    Is it possible to be equal parts Curly and Shemp? It seems he could be….

    Also, do you Idahoans really want a man wearing a suit made out of old motel room chair upholstery covers to represent you?

    You do? Carry on, then.

  26. He is the phrase ‘looks like the best part of him ran down the crack of his mama’s ass and ended up as stain on the mattress’ personified.

  27. [re=560451]whiterabid[/re]: So he thinks he’s Luke Skywalker? The obvious Jabba the Hutt joke is too easy here. On the upside, he’s got crazy eyes.

  28. [re=560467]sezme[/re]: Yes, since he talks so much about being a structural engineer (Sweet Baby Jeebus make that not true) we could ask where he is licensed – perhaps the great state of confusion?

  29. [re=560465]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Would that be better than the stream of conscious proposed constitutional amendements here in Colorado? The latest proposals want to eliminate all taxes and gubmint spending. Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads, nor no stinking badges either.

  30. [re=560446]Marxist-Leninist Papist[/re]: It would be nice if this were a parody, but the .org makes me think he’s for real, and just plain nuts.

    [re=560449]pub_option[/re]: But he does summarize it as “Adios amigos”. No, no racism there, not at all.

    Also, you’ve got to like that his big promise is to outdo Joe Wilson in screaming douchebaggery in Congress. Will scream against debt and against all income taxes (slight contradiction there), and scream moronic birther bullshit at Obama. That’s just what we need, for the next State of the Union to be interrupted with “SHOW US YOUR BIRT CERTIFIKATE!!”

  31. “Why has Obama Not produced a valid birth certificate providing he was born on American soil?

    Because he can’t. If he faked it, he would be guilty of Federal felony Fraud. The first thing that I’d like to do when elected and on behalf of the ½ million American citizens of my district, I promise to scream like a F-4 Jet fighter at full war emergency after burner take off power and demand he produce his birth certificate. If that doesn’t work, I’ll make louder noises and get a lot more aggressive. In fact this is “DO OR DIE” They will have to kill me to get me to shut up.”

    Don’t write checks your ass can’t cash.

  32. [re=560415]sanantonerose[/re]: I second that. All things considered, I think there’s just a possibility that I would vote for him if I were in his district. Not only is he honest, I think it would be an education to see someone batshit crazier than Michele Bachman in Congress.

  33. I love the thought that has gone into Harley’s immigration policy: “Content Comming Soon; But for now its Adios Amigos”.
    Brilliant!

  34. [re=560453]Cranky Little Camperette[/re]: And you’d think he could illustrate the “cartoon” with something a little less hokey than the Hallmark lady.

    [re=560498]Lazy Media[/re]: Guess we overloaded his server. Good grief.

  35. [re=560416]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
    He’s an engineer. Ugh. I’m giving up defending the profession. How much does mime school cost?

  36. mr. potato-head come to life, and in idaho, no less, where he has been growing in the darkness and dirt. if idahoans want to have one less vote in the congress, this is the man for the job.

  37. So… much… to work with…
    “This is because many US politicians are spineless jellyfish.” I hate to nit-pick (actually I don’t), but this guy knows jellyfish are invertebrates, right? Oh wait, today’s theme is redundancy, I forgot.
    “Combat is NO place for women” Well, I don’t wanna go, but more power to ya if you do, I guess.
    “I declare the US Tax code should be scuttled and declared unconstitutional on the legal grounds of being Void for Vagueness.” I’m reasonably sure that’s not a legal ground.

    This guy seems the hate the gubmint a whole lot for someone who’s begging the Idaho 1st (Fightin’ 1st?) to let him suck off the gubmint’s teat for a while.

  38. [re=560498]Lazy Media[/re]: [re=560501]Dear Diorama[/re]: I managed to get this submitted

    Mr. Brown, if elected will you promise to do that trick where you put a lightbulb in your mouth and it lights up? Please say yes.

    but I had to save the page to my desktop, knock the .com off the end of the .org in notepad, save it, then open the page and resubmit. Those of you with jerbs are probably too busy for that.

  39. How is it that engineering is so difficult yet seems to attract only psychopathic retards? I’ve never met an engineer that wasn’t like this guy.

  40. Great new book idea for Matthew Continetti: “Mashed Potatoes: The Story of the Liberal Elite’s Slander of Harley Brown”

  41. Oh God:

    “Keep the Queens out of the Marines.” And it sounds so GOOD on a bumper sticker too.

    What the hell? Why do these uber militaristic jack offs all end up being so anti-government? Seriously, do any of these people grasp the concept of irony? I just…

    Fuck, man, this country finally broke my damn brain.

  42. [re=560549]betweenstations[/re]: And for that we have provided a great service to the American people and deserve medals of freedom.

  43. [re=560516]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: WAS an engineer; but managed to parley that into the much more lucrative field of truck driving. Then went down to cab driving.

    [re=560521]TakingAmes[/re]: He claims the tax code should be void for vagueness right after complaining that it’s too long and complicated. So is this another self-contradiction, or does he not know what “vague” means?

  44. [re=560546]rachelv[/re]: This is a wingnut trope, that “Maxine” said this thing. Maxine was created by artist John Wagner for Hallmark Cards. It’s highly unlikely that he or Hallmark ever wrote those words. It says a lot about the wingnut mindset that they rally behind a fictional quote by a fictional character which is owned by a very real large corporation.

  45. Harley Brown runs for everything. He’s even run for President a couple of times. Don’t worry. Idahoans send him packing every election. My dad was at a caucus meeting the other night and Harley Brown got up and starting raging about nuking D.C. A bunch of people walked out of the room, refusing to listen to his nonsense. He’s one of those lunatics who rages about the constitution but actually has never read it.

  46. [re=560500]whiterabid[/re]: Hmm…maybe this past recession was the fault of people who couldn’t balance their checkbooks. Then again, the amendment was probably proposed by one of the literate elites. Who got elected by the idiots who can’t balance their checkbooks.

  47. Every time Wonkette posts the Web site of a nutty fringe candidate, book burning churches or frightening right-wing extremists, it crashes under the weight of snickering Wonketters long before I get a chance to look at it.

  48. Also, the “Terrorists should be afraid of the US not the other way around” is really rich from a Republican or right winger. I mean, for how many years were we told that the Evil Super Terrorists were mere minutes away from blowing up the Mall of America and Taking Away our Freedomz and Fast Food Joints, so we had to give up all our rights and believe Dubya? Or get told that we couldn’t house terrorist suspects in max security US jails because they can all shoot Lasers from their Eyes and they can Leap Tall Buildings and Hide in the Shadows?

    Also.

  49. [re=560555]sezme[/re]: Isn’t the entire point of the “Maxine” series that she’s a jaded and bitter old christmas cake with no appealing qualities whatsoever but who occasionally pulls out a good zinger?

    Wait, that sounds familiar….

  50. [re=560448]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: OT, I’ve often thought that someone needs to come up with a word that rhymes with “orange” just so we can avoid such dilemmas. Preferably one that could be used as either a noun or a verb.

  51. [re=560561]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]:
    His Commodore 64 just couldn’t keep up.

    [re=560554]JMP[/re]:
    Well, you must admire his, ummm, ah, never mind.

  52. [re=560485]magic titty[/re]: The way i way i heard it was ” the best part of him ran down his daddys’ leg” but titty, i think we’re walkin’ down the same road.

  53. [re=560535]Tim[/re]: [re=560516]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I checked in both Indiana (where he said he was first licensed) and Idaho, and he’s not currently licensed in either state.

    [re=560554]JMP[/re]: see above, I wonder if he ever was licensed or if he gradiated from UCONN in civil engineering. Why civil? This twatwaffle is anything but!

    [re=560535]Tim[/re]: BTW, some of your fellow Wonketteers are one.

  54. So… no more income tax. How does this fucking retard expect to pay for his HUGE NUCLEAR ARSENAL to blow up the brown people without a defense budget. Maybe we’ll all joining the navy bees or whatever the fuck and work for free? Aw hell no, that would be jus’ like communism.

  55. Congress Trap – starring Harley Brown … and Harley Brown!

    It’s a LOOK-ALIKE, RING-A-DING, LAFF-AFFAIR!

    What these two look-a-likes do to a Congress is sheer DELIRIUM… What they do to the internet is sheer DELIGHT!

  56. [re=560488]4tehlulz[/re]: I second that “he’s gotta be a child-molesting birthday party clown” as a first impression of ol’ baldy.

  57. [re=560450]canadasteve[/re]: I don’t think Larry was doing that either…but in any case, whenever someone uses “gay” in that way, I look at them as if I don’t understand and say, “it’s homosexual?” It always stops ’em dead because they get really confused. For people with any intelligence, the point is made. For people without, nothing was gonna help anyway.

  58. [re=560576]thehelveticascenario[/re]:
    ah if only more Republicans would use space for “ventilation”…..

    plus why use a “Star Wars” metaphor, isn’t George Lucas et al basically Hollywood liberals? It’s like this pseudo-jarhead militaristic goon wouldn’t be a Stormtrooper kissing Darth Vader’s ass?

  59. [re=560577]weejee[/re]: Yeah, there’s plenty of engineering around here, actually.

    Please don’t besmirch my memories of C64 glory BTW –

  60. I’m not buying that this is for real. But it’s a great sendup of the wingnut’s wingnut. Of course I would say that about Glen Becky and Sarah Palin too if I just saw them for the first time.

  61. [re=560547]Not_So_Much[/re]: Just look for nice normal people like [re=560556]melissa4033[/re]: and ignore the sneers from [re=560440]canadasteve[/re]:, and you’ll be fine.

    Harley claims to have worked for the War Department in the 1980’s, but there hasn’t been a War Department in the US since 1947. Did he invent his whole resume? Never read his pay stub? Is he perhaps Lord Voldemort? Harley Brown, show us your birth certificate!

  62. [re=560555]sezme[/re]: Huh. I recognized the old lady from the dumb Hallmark cards, but didn’t realize that anyone would enjoy them, much less make a trope of ripping them off.

  63. Is it wrong that I’m impressed that he knows the difference between there/their/they’re?

    Granted, it should read, “Nuke Their Asses,” but I’ll sacrifice grammar in the name of a catchy rhyme!

  64. [re=560442]Jerri[/re]: mmmmmmEAT!

    Not to mention my NAMBLA detector is going fucking mad. I’m glad I don’t have kids, because with a dude walking arond smiling like that, every time he picked up a piece of candy, I’d sympathetically puke.

    Fuck it: Pope Harley it is!

  65. [re=560556]melissa4033[/re]: I don’t believe that this guy is for real, everything on the site from the font to the photo is just too over-the-top. Clearly, you’re in on the whole scam. Well-done, by the way…

  66. If this man has anyone in his life who truly cares for him they should get him on the proper medication.

    Also he worked for the “War Department”? It hasn’t been called the War Department since 1947 which was before he was born. I’m sure in his mind Department of Defense needs moar war..

  67. [re=560612]mercure[/re]: I’ve lived in the first district of Idaho. This guy is probably legit. He’s running against a republican in democrat clothes, one Walt Minnick. And he might fuckin win.

  68. Harley has to be a newby RINO. He doesn’t remember the Laffer Curve during the Reagan Administration. They claimed the debt didn’t matter, keep spending. Remember that! What happened to Harley, he couldn’t make it in the USMC, so he went to work for the Guv’ment, retired and now some must have stolen his Pink Bicycle.

  69. He looks about ready to stroke out at any minute. Won’t have time to get much seniority on the hill. BTW he’d make a great Daddy Warbucks in the Twin Falls Community Theatre production of Annie.

  70. [re=560520]Extemporanus[/re]: I think it is equal parts in the sense that you took both of them and mashed them together. Is anywhere crazy enough for this guy? (A rhetorical question, I think)

  71. What I got from his Maxine-inspired homily was, stop feeding bird food to the Messicans and other illegals because he’s tired of them pooping on his head, and it’s too hard to figure out how to use the Corn Flakes because they come in a “Bilingual box,” which I would like to see, btw.

    Did I miss anything?

  72. [re=560449]pub_option[/re]: This was my favorite part especially spelled comming soon as it is.

    I am pretty sure the second line “But For Now Adios Amigos” pretty well encapsulate his entire immigration policy.

  73. [re=560585]Pandy[/re]:
    needs moar fizzuks puns

    [re=560593]snideinplainsight[/re]:
    No prob on the C64, as long as you don’t dis the HP87 we used in the field while inspecting bridges. That suckah had 128K of RAM.

  74. [re=560581]upstateNY[/re]: And he plans to eliminate the deficit, all at the same time.

    [re=560598]gertrudis[/re]: [re=560624]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: It’s funny, I’ve heard some antiwar liberals suggest rerenaming the Defense Department back to War, but never anyone who wanted more war. This guy just really wants to blow brown people up.

  75. Does the right honorable Mr. Brown discuss his multiple bankruptcy filings on his website? Or the fact that he left supporters unpaid from his last campaign?

  76. From his website: “This country got along just fine from 1776 to 1918 without the scourge of income tax.”

    The first income tax was introduced to pay for the Civil War. Guess he was against that, too. The North winning, I mean.

    You betcha!

  77. Yay! I’m a vile domestic threat to the USA!

    Incidentally, I’m from Idaho, and I’d like to take this opportunity to say: In your face, libtards from elsewhere! No one brings the motherfucking right-wing crazy like Idaho!

  78. [re=560546]rachelv[/re]: I have four birdfeeders up, and the only downside is that the welfare squirrels eat most of the food. But the birds are lovely. No additional poop, no nests in weird places, just some spilled seed and sunflower shells, and lots of pretty sights and sounds. Maxine sounds like a hateful bitch with a cleanliness fetish.

  79. [re=560608]Snarkalicious[/re]: He’s Catholic, but divorced and probably estranged from his children and barred from being alone with any minor… HAIL POPE HARLEY!!!

  80. If you look at your store, the only Kellogg’s Corn Flakes that come in a bilingual box are the Corn Flakes with a touch of Honey variety. And that is in English and French.

  81. [re=560577]weejee[/re]: Perhaps it’s a southern thing. My dad was an engineer, so was my uncle and they’re both (a little) like this guy. My dad was exactly like this guy when he was around 40. My former neighbor was an engineer and a total neocon republitard. I did have one good friend in college who is an engineer, but he is one of the weird ones that reads and likes art.

  82. I spent a few minutes reading his website and I nearly pee’ed on myself laughing!!! I’d vote for Harley just to watch him on C-SPAN!!! I can see it now: Bachmann-Brown 2012!!!!

  83. [re=560555]sezme[/re]: Sent to Hallmark’s “Contact Us” page:

    You may already be aware of this, but the John Wagner’s Hallmark-trademarked character “Maxine” has been attached to a stereotype-filled anti-immigration rant that’s been forwarded around email for a few years [example deleted]; while I don’t for a moment think this is anything other than an unauthorized use of the character, I can imagine that Hallmark is probably none too thrilled to see one of its products associated with some fairly ugly ideas. No idea what, if anything, Hallmark can do about the emails, but a DMCA takedown request seems appropriate for the webpages that are making unauthorized use of your character.

    Most recently, the message has been incorporated into the campaign website of Harley D Brown, a fringe candidate for Congress from Idaho, at http://www.harleydbrownforcongress.org/cartoons.html. I hope you are able to do something to remove the taint that this anti-Latino message has given to “Maxine.”

    (yes, the “taint” part was a shout-out to Wonkette)

  84. [re=560889]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: This guy is hilarious. I just can’t figure out whether he’s tring to see how many wingtards are gonna line up to vote for him or how many libtards are gonna go apeshit over him.

  85. You know, during periods of my teenage years I actually lived in Boise…this guy is par for the course. In fact, until I moved out to my current home in the peoples republic of Oregon in loving libtard lala land I’ve spent my entire life in either Idaho or Utah. Yes, Napoleon Dynamite isn’t that peculiar in those areas, and when Napoleon grows up, he becomes this guy. I perused the site just a bit…omg, he’s typical of the wingnuts in Utah. I remember during gulf war I a little ditty about Saddam Hussein being a camel-fucker was popular in Utah. So seeing his slogan of “nuke ’em and take ther gas!”, I think of a particular type of Utahn/Idahoan (same difference really), the school-bus home-living, gun toting, NRA flag waving with racist bumpersticker and white power tatoos, and dildo shaped like Joseph Smith’s tiny penis owning potato-fucker. I swear to god, when I saw Larry Craig’s super tuber I about died laughing, it’s like every joke I ever made about those idiots come to life! Thank jebus for that very gay closeted anus-juice sucking Republican recipe….aww, good times, I love you Wonkette!

  86. I love how his passion is eradicating the deficit while at the same time he wants to do away with the income tax and carry on a nuclear war. On top of everything else, it raises a few pink flags that he’s a never married bible-humping homophobic war-mongering “real man”. 10 to 1 odds this guy loves cock.

  87. [re=560444]Jumping Jim[/re]: Yeah, his given name was actually Marquis DeAndre Brown so to be on the safe side, he changed it right quick.

  88. On his birther page he describes the result of Obama being proved to have been born overseas as being “like Luke Skywalker dropping his bomb into the ventilation shaft of the Death Star in Star Wars”.

    Well-rooted in reality, then.

    Also, has anyone ever explained the link between the Government “having very expensive nuclear weapons” and “collecting taxes”?

  89. The SuperDuper Democrat with the exploding noggin featured to Harley’s left will no doubt throw his support behind him just because he believes he is the best man for America. They will be bus-touring the state on the Douchebag Express.

  90. UGH He’s originally from CT (‘Brass City’ AKA ‘Ass City’). My heart weeps. And naturally, he’s from the valley. Anyone who thinks we are a state of wall-to-wall Richie Rich characters (which is flat out wrong to begin with) should visit that area and points East. Let’s just say that South Carolina hasn’t cornered the market on two-toothed Neanderthals.

    Thankfully, we spit this turd out West. Now if we could only do that with clovenhoof Lieberman.

  91. [re=560933]One Flew Over the Wingnut[/re]: Yeahhhh. I don’t know about that. See, I actually spent my first 19 years in the Treasure Valley. I remember Harley’s various attempts at running for whatever office he’s discovered he could run for, and he’s not par for anything. The guy was too crazy for Helen “Black HE-licopters” Chenoweth.

  92. I have a suspicion that many Congressmen are like Jubilation T. Cornpone, elected to make them leave town.[re=560547]Not_So_Much[/re]:

    Why? I spent a week there once and that was enough for a lifetime!

  93. Obviously a candidate who will charm the ladies. Do you suppose it will turn out that he has a past life as a centerfold model, like his cousin Scott?

  94. Are we sure he’s a real man? Looks like a eunuch to me! Are congressional candidates inspected the way papal candidates are?[re=560460]Lazy Media[/re]:

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