A bunch of paranoid gun fanatics will gather today at two federal parks on the Virginia side of the Potomac, taking advantage of new federal legislation signed by President Barack Obama, and using a federal park permit, to protest the federal government taking away the rights of paranoid gun fanatics to brandish their weapons and scream about the federal government. Do not go anywhere near Gravelly Point or Fort Hunt Park today, because one of these retards is going to accidentally (?) start shooting people, or maybe an asteroid (God) will come down and “solve America’s problems.” [Washington Post]- You know who else was a crazy wingnut who hated people who worked for his country’s government so much that he blew up the Oklahoma city federal building and murdered 168 people, including 19 little kids at daycare? Timothy McVeigh, the former government soldier. That was 15 years ago today. [Bill Clinton/NYT]
- About 40 lamers from a pretend-Nazi white militia from Detroit (?!) went to Los Angeles to protest Mexicans. But they were shouted down — and beaten! — by local hippies. Good work, hippies! [LA Times]
- How is this not a surprise: Coachella had its biggest crowd ever, and “Rap Rock” was the big attraction. Jesus fucking christ. [NYT]
IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA
April 19, 2010
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Charlton Heston: Totally Gay For Guns
Re Nazi Smackdown: SOLIDARITY FOREVER!
Typical Nazzis. Fucking dummies always getting to fight a war on multiple fronts and losing badly.
Now those are the kind of hippies this country needs more of. Elect some of those violent fuckers into office so they can encourage easily impressionable youth to beat the living shit out of teabaggers and nazis.
Poor little pudgy white guys with peeny weeny power fantasies pretending to exercise their constitutional rights. These turds live in a dream world of confederate lost causes and white supremacy. Their time has gone. They are simply too stupid to recognize they are an artifact of history. They should just go home and jerk off into their stars and bars.
Moral of the story: Before going into combat, make sure you take your Crown Vic by the Pep Boys to have the charging and starting system checked out. It may save you the embarrassment of having to go all Spartacus with your swastika-emblazoned shields when trying to jump-start your Chariot of Supremacy.
As noted in the permit, balloons are prohibited. Let’s not get TOO crazy.
One pack of firecrackers and Wingnut War will breakout.
Gun nuts protesting what is actually an expansion of their right to carry guns makes only a little more sense than the Tea Party protesting taxes after getting what amounted to a huge tax cut.
YES! Rap Rock is back! Time to break out the ol’ Aerosmith/Run-DMC “Walk This Way” collaboration and take a drive through Alphabet City and Williamsburg with the windows down, blastin’ the sweet tunes and basking in the hipster love.
[re=559106]Boojum[/re]: By wich I mean to say, nedz moar firecrackers.
1. – Funny that the gun nuts chose fairly well know pick up sites for their little get togethers.
2. – …and here we are, 15 yrs later with nutjobs talking the same talk.
3. – If you are beaten by hippies (notoriously weak from the vegan diet), you need to hang your head in shame. I doubt these guys are really from Deeeetroit City. Probably some piss ant little town in rural Michigan that picks up the Detroit tv stations.
4. – I fear for our culture, I really do.
Help a tourist out, Washingtonians — is Gravelly Point not directly under (like, close-enough-to-wave-at-the-pilots directly under) the National Airport flight path for arriving flights?
“Trampling on the Constitution”=Black Pres. of U.S.A.
Wow, Scott Brown has aged some in his pic. I assume that will be his re-election poster, right?
[re=559107]Godless Liberal[/re]: As a libtard gun owner I can tell you that the freaks at the shooting club are very focused on the black man in the white house. I keep the ear protection on to block out the stupid.
But gosh: who doesn’t love a parade?
Q: What’s four cars long and drives three miles an hour?
A: A National Socialist Movement road trip with only one set of jumper cables.
[re=559111]HereKitty[/re]: Right underneath, yeah. Ear-splitting close. So’s the key bridge, depending on the flight path.
[re=559110]Terry[/re]: 1. “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
[re=559116]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: HAHA, thank you for that.
Hah, the permit says that their ‘long guns’ must be empty. The government is mandating that they shoot blanks. Get your government hands off my scrote!
As a participant in many not-so-popular demonstrations in my days, I’m not sure we should rejoice over the success of the counter-demonstrators.
[re=559111]HereKitty[/re]:
You’re right, it’s along the river tidal flats there by National Airport*.
* – Note: Locals do NOT call the airport Reagan National. It’s a beautiful old historical landmark and had a perfectly good name before some wingtards changed it.
“The bloodied man was then escorted away by police. Both victims were treated and released, police said.
His sign, unclear in its intended meaning, read “Christianity=Paganism=Heathen$” with an arrow pointing at a swastika.
“Gosh, I think he just didn’t have a clear message. I don’t even think he was a Nazi,” said one man, looking at the broken pieces of the sign left behind.”
Good grief, the attackers weren’t hippies, they were overly aggressive copy editors.
Apropos the alt-text, today’s freedom “fighter”:
http://republicanforeplay.com/graphics/fat_hairy_guy_on_bed_with_guns.jpg
Libtards questioned the legitimacy of Bush’s presidency — because it had none — but never tried to bring it down. C’mon, wingnuts: play fair!
You maniacs! You blew up my loincloth!
[re=559113]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]:
What’s worse, in that pic he’s still naked (That’s no loincloth.)
Meh. I kind of just want to hide at home today – I mean, Oklahoma City + wingnuts even more wingnutty because they think their guns will be taken away…
[re=559107]Godless Liberal[/re]: “It’s
MorningMoroning In America” There, that’s more like it.One vehicle failed to start. As a group of white supremacists attempted to jump-start the car, others raised swastika-emblazoned shields over their heads to protect themselves from projectiles
I’m guessing it looked like this?
[re=559124]V572625694[/re]:
You are one sick puppy.
Thanks for the coffee spew.
This isn’t a “cops are fascists” thing, but I find it difficult to tell the difference between the “Nazis” and the riot cops in the LA Times photos.
Gotta love how the ‘oppressive’ Federal government actually assists people in protesting against it.
Also, photo #11 – “Kissing Nazis” Awww.
Barry should legalize pot, which would immediately motivate the teatards to come out with chants and banners, saying “Git the Government’s Hands offen are god give whacky tabakkie!!”
[re=559114]pondscum[/re]: Same here. My standard reply to (insert paranoid delusion du jour, most recently involving blue-helmeted troops arriving to claim their weapons) is “You’re probably right.”
I bet half the wingnuts can’t even find gravely point, you can only access it going northbound and if you miss the turn, the gw parkway sends you far off into Fake America where you must block traffic while you argue with your fat wife about directions.
Also nobody is going to be able to see them with their scary guns over there except maybe a few stay-at-home moms taking their kids for a bike ride on this lovely spring day so good job guys.
Dudes, you cannot legitimately call yourselves patriots when you’re celebrating a terrorist attack and threatening violence against the US government. You militia folks hate America, which makes you the opposite of patriots. Hold onto your big overcompensating penis substitutes all you wish, but do not call yourselves patriots.
[re=559126]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Is it a merkin?
Take your stinking permit requirements off me, you damn dirty ape!
[re=559130]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Are you saying that link was not safe for caffeine? Know thine enemy…and hey: it’s not a self-portrait.
Can’t we just ship these people to Iceland and give them an up close and personal tour of a volcano?
Tiny penis convention.
THEY’VE FALLEN INTO OBAMAHITLER’S TRAP; BY DISPLAYING THEIR GUNS THEY JUST MADE THEM EASIER TO TAKE THEM AWAY
I MUST WARN THEM BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
From my COLD DEAD hands…Literally.
[re=559124]V572625694[/re]: proof that celebacy is good form some people.
Man boobs for the win!
Hitler was very big on Detroit. And save us from unclear Nazis. Wait, no, save us from clear Nazis.
I want to thank Bill Clinton for his response fifteen years ago by repeating what he said, though I may be paraphrasing.
People who use the phrase “government bureaucrats” are assholes.
Thanks very much, ForTheTurnstiles and Terry. Super-glad not to be flying into National (that part I knew) inches away from the high-powered scopes.
Hitler would be sooo unhappy with those boys they’d get a second ass-kicking in 1930′s Germany.
I admit to getting off seeing the Nazis getting their ass kicked in LA. If I’d been there, I’d have run up to where the injured lay writhing in the gutter and use a big chunk of French bread to sop up some of their blood to enjoy later. French bread is always better for that sort of thing. None of that sliced white shit that passes for bread here in the US. No sir. I’d have brought some extra baguettes for my animals too. That’s good eatin’. Serious.
“Almond plans to have his pistol loaded and openly carried, his rifle unloaded and slung to the rear, a bandoleer of magazines containing ammunition draped over his polo-shirted shoulder.”
So he’s gonna be both Han Solo AND Chewbacca. Brilliant!
Ken: Don’t really need the “Jesus fucking Christ” on this one. None of that stuff at Coachella was rap-rock; in other words, the article bears as much connection to musical reality as the average NYT “Science” article bears to science.
I was going to say: isn’t this also the ten year anniversary of the return of Elian Gonzalez to his father’s custoday? Checking Wikipedia, though, it appears that was 22nd April.
Guess April was a pretty rough month for Janet Reno. (Waco, ’93; OKC, ’95; Columbine, ’99; Elian, ’00.)
Do not go anywhere near that protest. But, if you must walk past it on your way somewhere, toss some firecrackers in a garbage can and run. With any luck the ensuing carnage will thin out their numbers a bit.
What kind of shithead thinks Sleigh Bells is rap-rock? Fuck outta here.
The LA Times piece was strangely deferential to the Nazis. Had one changed the names of the organizations one would truly think their “rights” were infringed upon and that nasty rabble of “anarchists” should all be arrested and put away. LA Times, kissing up now to the extreme right.
[re=559132]McDuff[/re]:
I was down near the White House in Lafayette Square a few years ago and saw a group of protestors yelling around how horrible the government was, the usual stuff. Unfortuately, their portable p.a. system conked out. The Park Service staff there loaned them bull horns so they could continue their speeches about terrible the government is.
A gratuitous link to Edward Norton’s version of “curbing”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hpjlbhHFo
And where exactly is the Detroit connection, or am I taking that too “literally”?
[re=559278]comicbookguy[/re]:
I feel sorry for the park rangers and park police who have to be down near these headcases today.
The Coachella story in the NYT is basically like one of NYT’s stupid trend stories. Set up a false premise (in this case, Rap-Rock is back), find a lone example of said “trend” (P.O.S.), follow up with a couple of examples that explicity debunk the trend (Sleigh Bells and Calle 13 are NOT Rap-Rock), and then claim that the trend is real. Perhaps the MSM really is dead. Or should be.
“Taxes are a joke. Regardless of what a political candidate ‘promises,’ they will increase. More taxes are always the answer to government mismanagement. They mess up. We suffer. Taxes are reaching cataclysmic levels, with no slowdown in sight… Is a Civil War Imminent? Do we have to shed blood to reform the current system? I hope it doesn’t come to that. But it might.”
- Timothy McVeigh
[re=559312]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: No action here in OK. So much for my new business venture. I was selling tee shirts featuring a big picture of Tim McV. on the front and the “Don’t Tread on Me” flag on the back. Not yet the hot item outside the OKC Memorial. Yet.
I was just a few bucks short of getting together the bus fare to make it to DC. Those marching, gun-loving freaks would’ve loved these. Oh, well. I’ll just have to sell them at hundreds of gun shows we have in the state.
dorks.
Rap-Rock is the only issue on which I am a conservative.
Separate but equal.
With all the friggin problems in America and the world right now and all these people can (STILL) think about is their friggin gun rights!
What could possibly go wrong?
[re=559302]Terry[/re]: As one of those former NPS employees, I can say with authority that we were ORDERED to be friendly to one and all by our oppresive bureaucrat overlords. )It’s one reason the NPS gets those 92% approval rates in surveys of public approval for various Federal gooberment agencies.) Otherwise, my response would have been “well, you’ll just have to yell louder to be heard over the traffic noise, and next time bring your own backup bullhorn, dumbass.”
Just for the record: My chest is better than Heston’s.
Thank you.
PLEEZ have Riley dress up as Uncle Sam and carry around a BB gun there, with Liz taking videos!
[re=559109]Boojum[/re]: Please. First thing I thought of was a single misfire leading to several hundred buttock wounds…
[re=559114]pondscum[/re]: Same here. And a person that owns a local gun shop that has been putting together the local 2nd Amendment March takes every opportunity to explain to anyone in listening distance that the fact that the March was scheduled on the anniversary of the Oklahoma City Bombing is the librul media. Not sure what the thought process is behind the statement, the librul media told them to choose that date, the librul media decided that Apr 19th would be National Blowing Up A Federal Building Day, or that the librul media just happened to point the fact out to the American public.
I just know that his voice goes up a few decibel levels whenever someone mentions it.
You know who else liked to spout racism and salute the swastika flag?
[re=559490]Lazy Media[/re]: Henry Ford (aka “the Detroit Connection”)?
I am so happy to see I am not the only one whose first thought was a brick of black cats.
The Republicans have tried to write Thomas Jefferson out of history; they have tried to write slavery in the civil war out of history.
How long until Timothy McVeigh is lauded as a True American Patriot, Tea-Party style?
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