Local Baseball Team Demands Violence From Season Ticket Holders

And now for your weekly update from the Wonkette Sunday Sports Desk: some people are losing some games, others are winning, whatever. But this weekend was a treat for the seven or eight Washington Nationals season-ticket holders, whose perforated booklets landed on the annual "Beat That Gal (Daughter? Wife? It Doesn't Matter) Next To You" Promotional Event yesterday. Why do the Nationals hate nice ladies? Well, why not. Thank you for tuning in to this week's edition of the Wonkette Sunday Sports Desk. [via Violence Against Ladies operative "Andrew D"]