Liz Glover Interviews Victoria Jackson, Andrew Breitbart About Whatever

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Victoria Jackson was on Saturday Night Live for a few years in the ’80s, and then in 2008 she went public with her actual literal belief that Barack Obama is the Antichrist, from the Bible. So that’s how she became perhaps the fourth or fifth most important senior member of the Tea Party. Here’s Liz Glover interviewing her last night, extracting information. Jackson went to Baptist church four times a week growing up, and in high school she learned about the communists. What have you slobs ever achieved?

One more special Liz Glover video after the jump! This time she’s interviewing your favorite activist, Andrew Breitbart.

…Awkward…

(All you have to do to confuse Andrew Breitbart into mumbling half-baked talking points and his musical preferences is ask him stupid lazy questions about nothing! It’s not so hard.)

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  1. trondant

    Andy whatshisname made $32 million last year pretending to be Glenn Beck. At least, that’s what I tell myself.

  2. mumblyjoe

    Weird, I learned about Communists in, like, third grade. Did they not have them when she was a kid?

    Also, hahahaha, Victoria Jackson reading anything, ever.

  3. gbear

    Sorry, I can’t bring myself to watch those videos, even with the sound off (which made the rapper video almost bearable). I just can’t do it to myself. How does Liz Glover do that without having to go eat a quart of ice cream afterwards just to console the depression?

    I will, however, take up the Billy Bragg suggestion.

  4. ph7

    Victoria’s Facebook status today, no joke:

    O thinks it’s bad to drip water on a terrorist, but it’s good to rip a baby out of it’s mother’s womb, crack it’s skull, and suck it’s brain out. Wow. Once I save the country from O and his Congress, I can concentrate on my career.

  5. Mr Blifil

    Oh. Dear. God. The egg video. Breitbart is a fucking lunatic. Yeah. His people did fucking throw the eggs and pretend to hurl accusations and the video proves nothing. Hey Andrew, you were standing in front of the freakin’ bus. Who would throw at the bus and miss you unless you were the one paying them? This is what comes of Wonkette having given Breitbart a pass on his utter lunacy about the throwing of eggs at buses, claiming that the lives of the passengers were endangered.

    And Victoria Jackson is brain damaged, probably from ingesting drugs, though the fundamentalist background rearing it’s head late in life is no help either. That clip was so horribly sad to watch, and I say that as someone who never ever thought she had an ounce of talent, even in her heyday, when she was making her living off a show that was a weekly valentine to Rock and Roll, angry or not.

  6. SmutBoffin

    I lurve that Marxist sound too, Breitbart. I especially love Billy Bragg’s concept album based on A Critique of Critical Criticism.

  7. JMP

    Nice to see that Victoria Jackson’s going to save the country from the menace of Rock ‘n Roll; keep fighting the cultural battles of the 50s!

  8. Texan Bulldoggette

    Wonder how he feels about Richard Marx…(mid-80s one or two hit wonder who actually did kind of suck).

  9. Johnny Zhivago

    Wasn’t Victoria Jackson the figure skater who broke the other figure skater’s legs the night of the Olympics?

  10. widestanceromancer

    Victoria Jackson’s only contribution to SNL was to provide BigDumbBlondeTits to look at while the awful skits (that should have had their fetal skulls crushed) dragged on for an hour and a half.

    And VJ can suck abortion clinic dumpster ooze for thinking an apostrophe is part of the letter ‘s’.

  11. Crank Tango

    [re=558347]Mr Blifil[/re]: doesn’t dr drew always say that women who talk in that baby voice were molested?

    I dunno if she talks like that now because I just ate and can’t afford a second breakfast. Or was that lunch…either way I don’t want to see it again.

  12. I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO

    Goddammit, I used to have such a crush on her. DAMN YOU TEABAGGERS!!! MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME!?!?!!!!

  13. Briguy

    I like how Ms. Vicky at least has the common decency to stowe her belongings in her hair rather than a fanny pack.

  14. Ducksworthy

    The comment should be more at home here: As a self appointed representative of United American Paranoid Schizophrenics if have to say that songs about “there’s a communist in the white house” are not particularly helpful. And in the many free red states where being a Paranoid Schizophrenic does not disqualify you from exercising your Gawd given 2nd amendment right to carry an assault rifle, it can even be slightly dangerous.

    Victoria Jackson shows every sign of being a paranoid schizophrenic, also.

  15. GoinGreen

    [re=558351]JMP[/re]: The whole time VJ was talking, I kept hearing, “Cause ya gotta cut loose – footloose!!” in my head.

  16. I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO

    Oh dear god, she now looks like every other leather faced used up landing strip for every redneck with three dogs and a boat with a cooler in the back filled with the cheapest beer money can buy. I half expected her to take a slug of the silver bullet before puffing a long drag on her Marlboro red at the end of the segment.

  17. magic titty

    All this time I thought you were referencing a different Victoria Jackson. But it goes to show, people who are not funny are never liberals.

  18. Ducksworthy

    [re=558341]gbear[/re]: But you really must listen to Breitbart’s darling lisp as he explains that he used to be a liberal. You have to wonder what trauma happened to him to turn him into the self hating closeted gehy he is today. Or did he see a market niche and decided to fill it?

  19. Mr Blifil

    [re=558381]Ducksworthy[/re]: Supposedly he has 4 kids, but Google shows no indications of this being represented pictorially.

  20. E-lite-Marxist

    “Where is it that one first heard of the truth? The the.” Breitbart really is The Man on the Dump.

  21. gurukalehuru

    [re=558357]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: That was Tanya Harding. But the two of them in a butter rassling match and a bottle of tequila might make for a passable evening’s entertainment.

  22. Mojopo

    There’s nothing stopping Victoria from trying to earn a living, except for her irrational fixation on the president of the US. Isn’t it a bit more important to get one’s shit together when raising children, than to go on bus rides and bitch?

  23. Mojopo

    [re=558380]Airborne Toxic Event[/re]: Ain’t it the truth. What the in the HELL does a leaking anus like Breitbart take away from “The Great Leap Forward”, without choking on his own ironic puke?

  24. jfruh

    Wow, that Victoria Jackson interview is … something. “I used to be famous, then I was trapped in the Miami suburbs raising my fucking family while Renee Zellwegger stole all my roles … god, I hate my family … no, did I say hate? I meant love, love! I love my family! Jesus says I have to love them! Ha ha!”

  25. Anonymous Office Zombie

    The fact that he’s a reformed liberal who still really digs obscure, hipster bands just adds layers of insufferable to the asshole that is Breitbart’s persona.

  26. nappyduggs

    Watching Victoria Jackson totally killed my buzz, but watching Brainfart not only made me feel loopy again, but also like I was deep in a K-hole.

  27. queeraselvis v 2.0

    Wow, Victoria. You really should sue Clairol for brain damage, since it seems that their Platinum Blonde #42 has seeped in and wrecked yours.

    And Brei-Brei, isn’t there a men’s port-a-john you should be cruising?

  28. KinisonKhan

    Someone should ask Victoria Jackson, what her thought are on New York Cops, she married one, only to have it end very badly. Would be funny if she slips up and start trashing NY cops.

  29. Jukesgrrl

    [re=558357]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: “Wasn’t Victoria Jackson the figure skater who broke the other figure skater’s legs the night of the Olympics?” No, that woman, at least had a skill.

  30. sezme

    Ok, so Victorial Jackson really is retarded. This comes as a tremendous relief and confirms my worldview.

  31. Tommmcatt

    Thank God the Brietbart video is so dark you can’t see his face. And the Jackson one wouldn’t play at all, so I am doubly blessed this day.

  32. GOPCrusher

    I hated Victoria Jackson with the heat of a thousand suns when she infested SNL. But I feel vindicated by the fact that the highlights of her career was her stint on the Celebrity Weight Loss show on TV Guide Channel and that Burger King commercial where her entire speaking part is “Run, King, run”!

  33. queeraselvis v 2.0

    [re=558473]Tommmcatt[/re]: Besides that, some guy’s dick was in Brietbart’s mouth from :45 to 1:37. Which explains the muffled babbling.

  34. Lascauxcaveman

    [re=558381]Ducksworthy[/re]: But you really must listen to Breitbart’s darling lisp as he explains that he used to be a liberal. You have to wonder what trauma happened to him to turn him into the self hating closeted gehy he is today.

    Sean Penn stopped inviting him over to do lines, somewhere about 1990 or so.

  35. desertwind

    Alright — Paul Weller, What’s his name? Billy Bragg, sure, but The The…

    Oooo ha ha.

  36. I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO

    [re=558391]clientnumber8[/re]: Okay, look, my crush was on cute little squeaky voiced Twin Peaks Victoria Jackson not, you know, Jackson the Hut here who looks like she’s five seconds from swallowing Liz here whole.

    Okay?!

    Stop staring. Don’t judge me. DON’T JUDGE!!!!

  37. An Outhouse

    It really cruel to mock the mentally disabled. You will burn in hell for those videos.

  38. libwakman

    I’d like to toss the eggs that miss Vickie shits out of her mouth at Andy Notso Brietbarts bus.

  39. DC Hates Me

    Don’t try to throw Brietbart a curve ball question, because he understands sarcasm. It’s not going to happen, Juan Kette.

  40. gurukalehuru

    I keep wondering if Victoria Jackson is actually doing an Andy Kaufman, Sascha Baron Cohen thing here. If so, she’s way above their level already.

  41. mirrorball

    Jesus Christ. Liz better get hazard pay for doing these interviews and getting her pic taken with Bachmann.

  42. DickTaterPeeNoShay

    ***Held over another week, Victoria Jackson as Sister Mary Amnesia in “Nunsense” at East Side Dinner Theater, Kansas City’s finest theatrical dining experience.***

    The Tea Party thing is really getting her some professional traction

  43. DangerousLiberal

    Christ, that Victoria Jackson video is either eye-gougingly awful or the must sublime performance art of our generation.

  44. Numbat Dundee

    [re=558344]ph7[/re]:
    Yummy, yummy foetus brain!
    Don’t just chuck it down the drain.
    Scoop it out, and eat it, Vicky.
    It goes down smooth, not fat and sticky.
    Then later you can have your tryst
    With water and a terrorist.
    And after this compare the two.
    Which do you like? Which one’s for you?
    And when your smeared with foetal brains
    And foecal, sweaty, torture stains,
    As your looking really shitty
    (Let’s face it, you didn’t start out pretty)
    Watch us all laugh loud: “Ha, ha”
    Sharing “O’s” arugula.

  45. sweetfancymoses

    Victoria Jackson is absolutely batshit. The teabaggers not only claim her, they give her the stage & the mic. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about that.

  46. El Pinche

    Holy shit, Victoria Jackson looks a bloated road carcass. Off from the teabagger rally to the rendering plant!!

  47. President Beeblebrox

    What the fuck was it with all the guys in the Bob the Builder/fake coal miner hats waving “KING COAL RULEZ!!!!1″ signs in the background? Yes, we know coal is cool, and we also know that it is mainly found in Teabagger states; but isn’t it a little, oh, I don’t know … TASTELESS … to be yelling about how great King Coal is less than 2 weeks after a bunch of miners died trying to extract said King Coal so that the Massey Corporation can get moar munnies?

    Oh, and VJ is a fucking retard. Also.

  48. Smoke Filled Roommate

    Yep, that’s her real voice.. God told her to play the part of a retarded female wherever she goes. Bravo!! Thanks!!

  49. lulzmonger

    Too Moronic; Didn’t Watch – I refuse to sully my precious mind with the memetic effluent from these loathsome parasites. Proof that Obama’s Death Panels were by far the cruelest & most disappointing hoax in American history.

    Victoria & Andrew sittin’ in a tree, S.H.A.R.T.I.N.G.

  50. Bz

    The videos say it all, how can you disparage the mindless and delusional, they do it to themselves.

  51. Reverend Winton Dupree

    The Breitbart vid could only be creepier if there was a young asian boy blowing up firecrackers in the background.

  52. carlgt1

    somebody needs to make a viral video of Breitbart’s crocodile tears about the egg hitting the bus. His cronies march up and down justifying gun violence etc, but when you get down to it, their fearful leader cowers & whimpers over an egg!

  53. Smoke Filled Roommate

    I imagine Frightfart dancing around naked singing ♪♫ “Infect me with your lo-o-oh-ove” ♪♫
    Pure fucking Yuck.

  54. GreyPanter

    I had to google Breitbart to learn why he would be of interest to the Wonketteers. Wow, amazing what he has achieved with such an obvious lack of wit or personality. Lucky man.

  55. Aurelio

    I always thought that squeaky voice was part of her act. But noes. It’s the way she actually talks, poor thing.

  56. indy

    Wow, commenters, thanks for the screen caps, the comments here illustrate perfectly the bigotry and prejudice that some on the left (as in YOU GUYS) have for gays. Do you realize you are mocking Andrew Breitbart because you think he sounds gay? Doesn’t that make you bigoted against gays? What is wrong with being gay? Or is it only when someone is conservative that you feel that it’s fair game to be prejudiced?

    The reason I am glad for the screen caps is because I have a friend who still believes that the left as a group is not prejudiced.

    Hah!

  57. Smoke Filled Roommate

    [re=558911]indy[/re]: Nothing’s wrong with being gay. Enjoy your screen craps, whatever they are.

  58. HopeyChangey

    My daughter turned the sound off on the computer and now I can’t get it back on. I should probably go thank her for that since it’s preventing me from listening to this woman’s stupid.

  59. AKAM80TheWolf

    [re=558911]indy[/re]:

    Are you gonna add that to your resume?

    “Discovered screen caps”
    “Discovered intolerance and bigotry of the left on a warblog using screen caps”

  60. queeraselvis v 2.0

    [re=558911]indy[/re]: Erm, wrong. Brie-brie needs to be mocked because he’s stupid (generally), woefully misinformed about most issues (specifically), and a self-loathing closet case who has no compunction about being openly homophobic. Among other things too numerous to list.

  61. indy

    Oh and add sarcasm. Funny how people focus on “screen caps” and do not address the issue – the fact that, like children, some individuals tend to make fun of whatever they can pick on – no matter whether it has anything to do with the views, except for the fact that they don’t agree with the individual.

    Here’s an example – were the people on the left who criticized Condaleeza Rice racist? Besides the cartoons which are obvious racism, I think they were. Definitely by today’s standards, because today all you need to do is disagree with policy to be labeled one.

    The fact remains that your arguments are so 4th grade. If you focus on issues instead of the real or perceived personal attributes of people, people may take you more seriously. Otherwise you just sound like a bunch of little kids in the playground.

  62. Larry McAwful

    I never thought about it before, but Renée Zellweger would have done a better job in “UHF.” I think a better way to look at it is that Victoria Jackson was edging Renée Zellweger out of all her movie roles before Ms. Babyvoice quit to raise her kids in the Miami suburbs.

    And during the late ’80s and early ’90s, “Saturday Night Live” kinda really sucked. Unless you count all the cast members who weren’t Victoria Jackson.

  63. Larry McAwful

    [re=558911]indy[/re]: Huh? Some people might be mocking Breitbart for being a closet case, but that’s different. Most of the mockery seems to be directed at how shallow and whingey Breitbart is.

    We could also make fun of Victoria Jackson for not being gay enough, because that might help her suck less. Probably not, but I think she should try *some*thing, at least.

  64. rottenart

    [re=558962]indy[/re]: Starting early on a Sunday, no? Here’s a hint: basically, this is a playground. Think of us as the degenerate kids behind the equipment shed, smoking cigarettes and ditching class.

    Well, actually, it seems that we were the ones attending class since we can suss out that Breitbart is as gay as a three-dollar-bill and Victoria Jakcon is “famous” for putting her legs behind her head once on tV in 1989. Any third grader should be able to understand these things. Why can’t you?

  65. rottenart

    [re=558967]rottenart[/re]: “Jackson”, moran. Although “Jakcon” is a pretty funny typo.

  66. boy_howdy

    [re=558962]indy[/re]: The way I recall it, a lot of us have it in for Rice because she said things like “we don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud,” when her boss had known all along that there were no nukes.

    And when it came to light that Bush’s August 6th, 2001 daily intelligence briefing said in so many words, “Osama bin Laden determined to strike within the United States,” she had the gall to say that it was mostly of “historical” interest and there had been no actionable intelligence in the President’s daily intelligence briefing. It turned out the intelligence community had been trying for months to get her to focus on that, and she couldn’t be bothered.

    In other words, she was uppity. Hot damn! You sure nailed us.

  67. indy

    Nothing wrong with being gay? Exactly. But when the idea of someone being gay is fair game for mockery, that’s bigoted.

    I know you will never think so, because you have the perfect point of view, or so you think, therefore class and manners go out the door.

    That’s what I see as the difference.

    And all the stuff about Condaleeza Rice that I am being served with? Just like Obama, you can disagree with someone of another race without being a racist, right? I don’t recall all this talk of people disagreeing with Rice being racist. What’s the difference?

    I think you know the answer to that.

  68. rottenart

    [re=558985]indy[/re]: FSM forgive me for indulging you, but:

    Sure, there’s nothing wrong with being gay. The problem is when you are a clear closet case who makes no secret of your self-hating and divisive homophobia. That’s called hypocrisy. Ergo, it is fair game to completely mock it mercilessly. See also: Craig, Larry. It seems the GOP, especially the most gay members, are the ones who have a problem with being gay.

    Secondly, I don’t remember anyone calling Condie a “Lyin’ African” or pictures of her with a bone through her nose. That would have been blatantly racist and swiftly denounced by the establishment left. There’s another important difference too: Condie really did lie about things, all the time. As [re=558980]boy_howdy[/re] pointed out, she was pretty habitual in her disingenuous and false statements, with consequences that include but are not limited to 5000+ dead Americans. I don’t think Obama has any oil tankers named after him either.

    The point is that you’re making a false equivalence. I’m not sure you see it, but trust me it’s there. It wasn’t a disagreement with Condie; it was the fact that she was lying. Obama hasn’t really lied about anything, done what he said he was going to do, actually done a lot of good for the people who hate him the most, and yet e-mails are still floating around with a watermelon patch on the WH lawn.

    This isn’t really that difficult, indy.

  69. indy

    What isn’t that difficult, rottenart? You’ve got your take on it all and so do I. So what.

    The only reason I ended up over here is that I googled Victoria Jackson – big mistake, that. I remembered her from SNL and was curious to see why she was mentioned in a tea party thing.

    Ok, so I discover that she really is kind of strange and not who I would prefer to be a face of this movement because she really is pretty out there. Oh well, so we don’t agree about all that gloom and doom, here come the commies and the lord will smite thee crap. It’s not up to me to decide who joins what.

    But when I got here I just thought everyone was really immature about the Breitbart gay thing.

    So I did more research a la google and learned that Breitbart used to work with Drudge, I never knew and that Drudge has been “accused” of being gay as well.

    For years and years I have seen people criticized for not being what other people want them to be.

    It annoys me.

    But I got onto this blog strictly inadvertenly and though I had heard of Wonkette, had never read a post before. Now I have. It was interesting.

  70. schadenfreudian slip

    The Victoria Jackson interview sound doesn’t work on this computer. Hooray! But from my highly scientific analysis of the video, which consisted of ten seconds of watching it without sound, I have concluded that VJ has “crazy eyes.” Also, she is extremely stupid, but I already knew that.

  71. Bz

    [re=558998]indy[/re]: It annoys you? I think you have wandered into the wrong blog. This is snarkville where people annoy everyone.

  72. rottenart

    [re=558998]indy[/re]: Except there’s a difference between “your take” and “my take”. Namely, truth. Condi Rice lied, repeatedly. Her being called out and mocked for it is not racist. Obama did not lie. That he is the subject of photoshopped signs with his wife being compared to a monkey or a watermelon patch growing in the WH lawn is racist. Opinions are not facts.

    Just because you think “your take” is the same as “my take” doesn’t make it true. It’s the same reason why evolution is settled science and intelligent design is garbage; one is true and the other is not, despite what creationists tell you about “theories”. Opinions are not facts.

    Easy enough?

  73. thefrontpage

    Victoria Jackson clearly shows what happens when you’re only “raised four days a week.” Obviously, the lack of “raising” the other three days led to severe mental illness, paranoia, religious insanity, intensive moronness, incredible stupidity, and massive ignorance.

  74. thefrontpage

    Indy: Many of us think you’re posting on the wrong web site.

    One of the major aspects of the Wonkette site is….humor. You seem to be lacking in that area.

    Oh, and Breithart, or whatever the hell his name is, and Jackson are morons, idiots, doofuses, nimrods and assholes, on every level.

  75. Way Cool Larry

    God, her voice is horrible! Really really painful to listen to.

    And Breitbart’s favorite band by far is “The The”? Seriously? Though maybe makes sense for a gay guy…