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COMING SOON TO SARAH PALIN'S 'REAL AMERICAN STORIES': "PHILADELPHIA -- A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game." This happens during most Phillies games. The only newsworthy aspect is that the guy (an undercover cop, whoops!) and his daughter didn't vomit back. [ESPN ]