Thanks to Wonkette operative “Jonathan R.” for snapping this dapper slob protesting at the Washington Monument yesterday. What’s his beef? THE GAYS. Why won’t they “debate him” no matter how many times he asks, in public (restrooms), for debating reasons?
We’ve received weird & troubling photographs from across this fair land, even in Iowa City. That’s where operative “Jodie P.” captured this sad-because-it’s-true sign that, ultimately, ends up being Part of the Problem … just like this whole blog post!
And “Kate R.” took her fancy government-job-money camera down to find this tragic scene. UGH NOW WE ARE DEPRESSED, so let’s end this post and maybe do another wacky Krazee Peoplez post of funny pictures in a little while, once our tears have dried.
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Jeebuzz. Another misspelled sign, I think she meant that the Teapartiers get way too much meat.
That last photo says everything that’s wrong about the Tea Party.
The world is much more hilarious when people express themselves in protest signs. Teabaggers should really give up their primary mode of expression (forwarded emails whose upshot is ha ha negroes) and stick with signs.
Mom always said that if I continued to debate, I’d go blind.
Re-education camps would be wildly popular and profitable. Build them and they will come.
Poor fella. Someone should tell him the “Gay’s” are notoriously bitchy about inappropriate use of apostrophes. Fucking’ fag’s.
I wonder if gay-hating black dude has seen the one where Obamer’s face is on the food stamp, or the one where Nobama is carrying a watermelon? They’re HILARIOUS!!
P.S. to biggot black dude – FUCK YOU!!! Debate that.
“Gay’s” who is Gay? This guy does love those apostrophes. Evidently, Gay must own something that doesn’t want to debate with this goofball. Maybe it’s a sock puppet.
[re=557869]GoinGreen[/re]: Bigot – sorry, fingers hungover from too much tea last night.
Yeah, lady? Well if that one dude had a BLOW job he wouldn’t have been, uh, where he was…so, yeah, a little perspective, please. Jeesh. Luxury problems, I tells ya.
Gay people won’t debate you because they’re busy being fabulous. Why on earth would they want to waste their time debating that guy?
Teabaggers are good at making their signs, they just aren’t very good at pre-planning their signs to leave room for any apostrophe-s (huh?) or Kool-Aid Man Obamas that may need.
I wonder why no Gays are willing to debate their sexuality with the black teabagger? He, obviously, is willing to put his own sexuality up for debate. In high school debate he attained the rank of “master”. Wait… This isn’t the gay black teabag anthem singer is it?
Dude should put a post on Craig’s List looking for debating partners. Make sure to add the code MSM at the end so it gets to the right people.
I’m sure he’s a master debater.
The first guy misspelled pubicly. Anyhow the “gay’s” won’t debate you because you’re a self-hating closet case, that’s why.
Deconstruction on sign number one. It originally said: “Gay Won’t Debate Me Publically. Why?”
Is “Gay” still an appropriate name for a woman? Why will she not debate him?
This does seem to be a follow-up to some serious “private” debates.
Oh black people. Now don’t you see why bigotry is such a wonderful, precious thing? It’s fun isn’t it?
So, if that asshole had a job, he wouldn’t be at an anti-gubmint rally, and I’m pretty sure he’d like some gubmint intervention to get hisself a job.
Because you are gigantic and black, dummy.
[re=557879]Simba B[/re]: dang! You “beat” me to it.
All you need is a little spelling/grammer dyslexia coupled with exhibitionism and a deep sense of victimhood and you can start your own political movement.
We won’t debate you because we don’t want you to make a fool of yourself in public. We’re just watching out for your best interests.
Starving people will do just about anything for the first person to hand them a biscuit.
I think out-of-work teabaggers buy their sign making kits at the same place as those guys who ask for money at interstate on-ramps near fancy shopping malls.
People, people, there’s too much attention given to Master-Debater’s apostrophe abuse. And not enough for the fact that the adverb he’s looking for is ‘publicly’, not ‘publically (sic)’. Do NOT provoke a grouchy pedant.
(Speaking of which, I’ve been trying to market my new Pedant Bear action figure, and all I’ve gotten is a bunch of weird looks and some restraining orders. What gives?)
Sign seen yesterday at the Boise Tea-Ball league: “OBAMA IS A COMI NARCIST.” I asked the guy what it meant, and he said he didn’t like Obama. And then I asked what “narcist” meant, and he explained it was a play on words, and what he meant was that Obama is a Nazi. When I asked him how someone could be both a communist and a nazi, a couple of his friends joined in, and laughed heartily at my foolish, liberal-brainwashed claim that Nazi Germany had a capitalist economy. They sure set me straight!
Also, here’s a fun little meme going around the MyFaceSphere: “DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK. AMEN.” It’s just good fun, of course.
Larry Craig will ‘debate’ you big boy, but only in a bathroom stall with sufficient room for his notable stance.
Bob Allen will ‘debate’ you for $20, also.
[re=557879]Simba B[/re]: I never know when they mean Public or Pubic. This one could break either way…
Gay people should get their rights by popular vote, just like black people did!
[re=557880]JMP[/re]: Agreed. If there’s nothing we gays hate more, it’s bad spelling. Well, that and tackiness generally.
My kids will not agree to stick a knife in a wall socket. WHY?
[re=557862]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
The first one was, too. He wants to debate “pubically”.
TeaTards protested outside (across the street as our Wackenhut lackies would have tazed them otherwise) my bldg. The worst thing about being a gov’t employee is that I couldn’t just walk over there and start beating the shit out of them. Well, not without some fallout at the job. I wanted to put on a dress, some heels, get a sign that says, “TAX PAYER FUNDED GAY MARRIAGE ABORTIONS MANDATORY NOW FOR EVRYWONE” and just start cold beating some douchebag ass. I’m not (that) gay but I’d totes bring back the Black PAnthers. Only with more THE GAY. Like the fucking PINK PANTHERS. We’d be all beard-y and in drag and just going rainbow unicorn warrior on some fascist arse boils on humanity. I want you to visualize some big, beard-y, drag queen kicking gramma’s TeaTurd Express walker out of her hands and drumming up some hip replacement business. TCB, y’all.
[re=557901]Mr Blifil[/re]:
How shocking.
[re=557901]Mr Blifil[/re]: It’s like they don’t even care about entertaining you.
[re=557895]DoktorZoom[/re]:
Republicans suck cocks in hell. They ripped that from an NJ teacher’s union who used bloated Governor Christie as the (large) butt of the joke. Of course before they ripped it they complained about how intolerant and violent the libs were being.
These baggers, they, they are not right in the head. There is much much more rhetoric of blood and guns and locking and loading and than the press reports, it seems. Our local teabaggers held a rally in Trenton, and, well, there was an actual major revolutionary war battle in Trenton, and there were speaches which spoke of how “blood ran on this very street,” and how the next election is “the last chance to take back our country without violence.” And lock and load, you betcha.
They are really much much much more into the “we’re gonna take our guns and rise up like the founding fathers did and throw off the yoke of black president tyranny” fantasy than I think is widely acknowledged or realized. They really think this is going to happen. They really think they could make it happen. They are really really crazy.
[re=557910]Prommie[/re]: Yeah, as funny as most of these guys are, I’m worried that something bad will go down Monday. The fact that some of them are actually celebrating the second-worst terrorist attack in American history is really fucked up.
The last two confuse me – are they actual teabaggers becoming slightly more aware, or are they anti-teabagger protesters?
Hey big guy, 10% of the people in that crowd are ignoring you on purpose.
[re=557910]Prommie[/re]: You’ve got a good point. And while I don’t think anyone actually thinks these people could overthrow the government (other than the crazies themselves), angry, irrational people with guns can still cause a lot of bad. Even if they don’t run Obama back to Kenya or whatever their master plan is.
[re=557892]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: I’m surprised, actually, that the Hobby Lobby-Scrapbooking crowd seems so unable to transfer its skills to the medium of sign-making.
[re=557895]DoktorZoom[/re]: The most disturbing part of that is that anyone considered Michael Jackson his/her favorite singer.
Well, they can certainly afford to buy “fancy” folding chairs and KFC Double Death Chicken Sticks, by the looks of ‘em. Real patriots would just cold sit on the ground and eat Ramen.
[re=557905]Carrie_Okie[/re]: Taking the insult “anger Bear” and making it your own! Good for you.
[re=557910]Prommie[/re]: It may be that what Oily Tits and some of the other leading lights in the Birther movement actually hope is that they can sufficiently discredit the President in the eyes of the military rank and file that they would stay in their barracks and allow this fantasy revolt to take place. Or maybe they a dreaming of a Putch?
[re=557917]southern mark smith[/re]: What was that deal with Jeebus and the free marketeers and the tables and whatnot?
[re=557898]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Brilliant!
Y’all, isn’t that a white power flag in the third picture? The blue circle with three white stars, thats a neo-nazi thing, isn’t it? Just saying.
Perhaps we should get the people in that last picture together with those Floridians who were protesting homeless people earlier this week, with the sign that read “I have a job, You have a job, they don’t”. Then sit back in their folding chairs for some hijinks.
[re=557905]Carrie_Okie[/re]: see now when you say “pink panthers,” an entirely different image comes into my head. It might be even funnier if you all (or y’all, if you prefer) dressed up as THE Pink Panther to administer some asskickings.
Then again, there is nothing like some dudes in drag serving up a beatdown…
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/748957-cross-dressing-cage-fighters-beat-up-attackers
[re=557920]The Church of Realism[/re]: Ramen! Fah, and poppycock, I wave my hand in a dismissive gesture at your ramen.
You can still buy good old fashioned, civil war style “hardtack,” still manufactured by the same company, in, yes, My Fair City of Trenton, they’re just smaller, they are called OTC Oyster Crackers. No lie, though, the company was a civil war manufacturer of hardtack, and the oyster crackers, the big thick hard ones, they are hardtack. Thats what a fucking patriot would eat, hardtack and salt beef, with maggots in it.
[re=557933]Prommie[/re]: but that’s what the Lincoln’s Union Thugs would have eaten–I wonder what the Patriotic Rebels ate…deep-fried hardtack?
Darn and double darn, see what happens when you have a job? You miss out on such great social events. I am SO jealous!
[re=557938]Crank Tango[/re]:
It needs to be rolled in bacon and then coated with batter before being deep-friend. It’s the American way.
[re=557927]Prommie[/re]: As a former Memphian, I can vouch for all of Tn outside Memphis and Nashville being akin to that sort of republic.
[re=557905]Carrie_Okie[/re]: Having both your Pink Panthers and some new Black Panthers would be great, and the teabaggers would just shit their pants.
You know how much you guys love the second amendment? Well, it also applies to the folks you hate and fear!
[re=557909]AKAM80TheWolf[/re]: My mom lives in NJ. You should see how large the local papers have to run what would be, for anyone else, a mugshot of Christie, to go with any little story about the fat fuck. He really is HUGE.
Gay’s won’t debate you because of your flagrant disregard for proper use of apostrophes.
[re=557927]Prommie[/re]: No, it’s actually the flag of Tennessee – now that I think about it, yes – yes it is.
[re=557961]GoinGreen[/re]: Same thing, isn’t it?
[re=557868]smitallica[/re]: Unless it’s something like, “fucking fag’s (own it.}”
[re=557932]Crank Tango[/re]: I am SO booking those cross-dressing cage fighters for the next ‘bagger rally.
I think the first guy is trying to debate Marvin Gaye about what’s going on. Alas, he’s a little late for that.
[re=557922]Ruhe[/re]: Not to mention Size Queen-age!
[re=557932]Crank Tango[/re]: Don’t want trubba, don’t start it. I like the Pink Panther outfit idea. Although instead of a tail…well, see above.
[re=557953]JMP[/re]: Not to menrtion all our LGTB soldiers, sailors, airmen, and maroons.
http://www.superpoop.com/041610/do-me-a-favor.jpg
Also!
I love how the net allows the ignorantly superior to voice their opinion. What’s going to happen to you folks when the government handouts and daddy’s money run out?
@Bill the Cat: Easy. Borrow money from Kenya, because they owe us for putting their boy in the White House.
[re=558018]Bill the Cat[/re]: First of all, I grew up reading Bloom County and you, sir, are no Bill the Cat.
As to your question, I live on a rural compound in Deep East Texas and have stashed away a large hoard of silver bullion and a larger hoard of guns and ammo. I’ll do just fine, thank you.
If you like where that first photo :came from check out my best one here at my blog Midwest Progress:
http://midwestprogress.tumblr.com/post/524571006/one-of-the-perks-of-living-in-washington-d-c-is
- Jonathan R. from GWU
[re=558018]Bill the Cat[/re]: That’s when we start hunting ‘baggers for sustenance. Everyone knows the red-faced fanny packer makes good eatin’. The meat is so succulent, like milk-fed veal.
I don’t care what he wants to do with teh gay’s, but when he does it in a PUBLIC ALLEY, that’s where I draw the line. Keep your perversions in your home!
[re=558018]Bill the Cat[/re]: I’ll survive on your Mom’s titty-milk, it seems to have kept you going for all these years.
[re=558018]Bill the Cat[/re]: awww I love tax day. So many trolls to play with!
I have to agree about the internet letting the ignorant voice their opinions – whether they are opinions that rational people would express, publicly, and would draw scrutiny (like, say, all the teabaggers who decided to publicly threaten to harm Obama/Pelosi/etc and are now being investigated or arrested).
Though “ignorantly superior?” Putting two big words next to each other and figuring out how to use your computer’s spell check does not make you intelligent, educated, or… superior. But nice try!
[re=557910]Prommie[/re]: Yeah, they’re pretty quick to threaten violence if they don’t get what they want, until they get called out on it. Then they bitch that the libruls are “fanning the flames”.
Some days I think it would be helpful if some of them just randomly got disappeared, before innocents get hurt.
What is a “Won’t debate me publically” and why do the gays have it?
I debated that “gentleman” before deciding to sit down and try to steal whatever public wireless was around the area when that woman in the picture showed up. I believe the “gentleman” called her discriminatory for telling him how to spell and use proper grammar.
He refused to give me the pages from a book he ripped out and was giving everyone else though
[re=557868]smitallica[/re]: I like that the “‘s” looks like an after thought. Fucki’n fa’gs.
LAYNE. I see your Achewood reference. YES. My two favorite things, Achewood and My Wonkette, together at least.
I think the most disturbing of all- the flag of KKK in last photo, it’s just so damn crazy to think all of those people have no clue as to what they are protesting.
If the KKK swastika flag was used, do you think anyone would say anything?
Ashamed that all of the work from my ancestors is wasted on the uneducated bigoted bottom-feeders that are collecting SS as I type.
Ppppft.
Dude needs to widen his stance on teh gays.
I’m just wondering what he”’d like to debate with with me a’bout.
Gay is won’t debate me publicly.
Achewood alt-text makes my day. Otherwise, these pictures truly are the saddest thing.
He had me at apostrophe S.
I’m confused. I thought the Tea Baggers were only against taxation and Teh Socialism (r). Is that part of Teh Ghey Agenda now?
Um, because debating is my second favourite thing (first favourite: anything else).
Thank you, “Jodie P.”! You have no idea how pissed I was that I didn’t find out about the Iowa City teabagger rally until after the fact. (Seems to me I need to get myself on some kind of teabagger mailing list so I can do my proper duty spying for our Wonkette…)
I think that guy is actually upset because the gays won’t debate him ‘pubically.’
No, he really can’t spell. He is upset because the gays won’t fellate him publicly.
[re=558018]Bill the Cat[/re]: “ignorantly superior”? so does that mean notBill notThe notCat thinks we are unaware of our superiority? Speaking for myself, I know I am superior to notBill. It is amusing that someone who liked Bloom County enough to remember the name never got the point. Probably why Berkeley gave up the strip. Douche swilling morons like notBill would do it for me too. Heavy Sigh………
Calling all Gay’s! Please debate me. You violate me. You let me penetrate you.
I feel that my whole existence is flawed if you don’t debate me publically.
[re=558594]jimmyjack[/re]: Comment of the day.
Gay’s wont’ debate me pubically. Nor buttily.
[re=557910]Prommie[/re]: I’m weighing in too late for anyone ever to read this, but yes, Prommie. You’re right. I’ve personally waded through *thousands* of Yahoo Comments on several Obama-related stories lately. Reading “Oldest First” is quite instructive, because the batshit ‘Baggers come out right away, in force, dropping thousands of “thumbs up” on racist rantings and thousands of “thumbs down” on sane comments, no matter how benign the story.
The recent story on Obama telling hospitals that receive federal funds that they *must* honor a gay patient’s desire to have their same-sex partner visit them, really brought them out of the woodwork, ’cause nothing pisses them off more than gay folks.
The usual pattern: One self-described Tea Partier playing victim, whining about how the MSM “misrepresents” the Tea Parties, which are actually a very racially & ideologically diverse group of peaceful American patriots who are just upset about the country’s direction.
Then the next 50 comments from the Right are always all about assassination and shooting Liberals, and extra-African-y sounding parodies of the President’s name, and accusations that all who disagree with them are gay black welfare recipients who have never worked, and descriptions of their home arsenals and how they’d like to use them on Pelosi or on the author of some mildly liberal comment in the thread, etc. etc. Oh. Yeah. Interspersed with attempts to “share the Gospel message” that Jesus wants gay liberal Socialists to burn in Hell.
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