Teabagger/National High Five Day may be over, but the filth and the fury will live in our hearts at least through this morning. One collateral victim of the Crazy Crowd: Teevee heartthrob Sean Hannity, who planned to perform his variety show as the headline act at some Cincinnati Teabag Event, until Fox News bosses realized the Tea Party company was charging $20 per ticket for Hannity’s dumb show, which people watch for free, maybe, on Fox News! Sean Hannity gets Weekend Detention. [LA Times]- Capitalist weirdo Barack Obama wants private industry to take Human Space Exploration away from the bloated federal government program that hasn’t done anything impressive in forty years. Why is Obama ignoring the wishes of Republican congressmen in Florida and Texas who want to keep space welfare? [New York Times]
- But has Barack Obama done anything for America’s Gay Majority that elected him? Yes, finally: Gay people will now be able to visit their partners in the hospital, because this is something they were previously not allowed to do, in America: visit their sick and dying partners in the hospital. [Washington Post]
- A million people have been left homeless by the cyclone that killed more than a hundred in Bangladesh and southeastern India. And this is your Horrible Natural Disaster of the morning. [Malaysia Times]
Photos from around this great country courtesy of Wonkette operatives “Bristol,” “Josh” and “Nathan S.”
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Walking downtown yesterday, I have never seen so many fucking fanny packs in my whole life. When will someone engage the services of What Not to Wear for these ugly, racist, unfashionable morons? WHEN?!
What, no mention that ALL AIR TRAVEL is shut down in northwestern Europe? I mean, you can still get around by train, so I guess not that big a deal, but still! Heathrow! No planes in or out! Unpronounceable Icelandic volcano death!
Not all the bags are hanging from the hat, if you get my subtle drift. And I would totally do the T-Parody girl twice: once for the costume and once for her cute, adorable self.
So now we’ve seen both sides of the spectrum of Hot Topic patrons at the tea bag rallies. I think Alicia Silverstone here has my vote for best snark among the youngs.
None-Snark Post: I’m so glad the President wants to privatize NASA (and I swear he knows damn well how he’s messing with the Repubs’ heads with privatization). Because you know if we ever do find anything valuable out there, the Repubs would have no problem handing it over for free to their cronies, despite all the billions of taxpayer dollars that subsidize space exploration.
Looks like the tea bag lady’s underwears are wriggling around in excrement. For America.
So, by how many thousands has the media pumped up the attendance figures?
Mmmm. I just want to dribble off them dishwater-colored hanes her way.
Note to the fabulous organ grinder girl – if you send your parents the link to urbandictionary.com you will never have to use the word “testicles” in conversation with them ever again.
That first “woman” appears to have multiple buttock cheeks, looks like a sack of kittens going in the river.
Is there nothing I can say, nothing I can do, to change your mind
Hammer Head, was deprived of his nitwititty, platform?
[re=557842]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Are you kidding? NASA isn’t getting privatized, it’s just getting out of the manned space flight business. The reason that pisses off the Republicans is that it forces us to cooperate with the dreaded Ruskies to get up to the ISS. It’s a real blow to the old Cold Warriors.
Sorry if I missed the snark.
The very fact that hospitals and care institutions denied a human right for a person to see their partner is abominable. Acting in a humane and human way is not.
You think that you’re his pet Pekinese. That is all.
To the guy in the photo with the Ex-Wife sign: There’s probably a reason she’s your ex-wife.
I’m fairly certain that those Lipton ornaments were in danger of steeping, not only in back-gravy seepage, but in the dense vapors arising from that broad’s sweaty crack.
And to the gentleman with the $500 limit Orchard Bank that his ex-wife just won’t leave alone: does that mean that you want to end the little skirmishes in Iraq and Afghanistan on 11/2/10? ‘Cause I might back you on that one.
Those teabags should be immersed in boiling water, head first.
The guy with the exwife sign is trying to tap into that sweet teabaggin’ skirt, ummm, I mean fannypack. Yes girls, he is single! Can you believe it?
[re=557855]coolcatdaddy[/re]:
…and it’s an issue a little blue pill can’t solve.
“I don’t care if monday’s blue
tuesday’s grey and wednesday too
thursday I don’t care about you
it’s friday I’m in love”
[re=557837]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: The teabaggers are all homophobic, as well as racist (like our new “fried” Robespierre); which is too bad for them, because they could really use a gay friend for fashion advice.
The “Ex-Wife” sign guy is still married — and boy, will his wife be pissed when she sees him on the google. Plus, I don’t think he will have ANY luck tea-bagging yesterday’s Goth chick.
[re=557877]JMP[/re]: Repressed gay doesn’t count, either; need the flamboyant.
[re=557861]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Mitch McConnell is thinking, be still, my heart.
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If Nitwitty gets to wear a pointy dunce cap; does his nic Hammer Head, change to Ice Pick Head…?
ClusterFox was upset that they aren’t getting PAID for InSannity’s appearance! If somebody’s going to make money off InSannity’s show, they are gosh darn just going to have to buy an ad on it!
Did you hear about the endorsement deal Sheer “Am i An Idiot?” InSannity turned down?
I didn’t either.
Since your ex-wife started crashing at my place, dude, she hasn’t spent a dime. She doesn’t even remember your name. You see that big smile on her? That’s what the founding fathers wanted. Especially Franklin and Jefferson.
My new reality show is going to be called The Real Ex-Wives of the Tea Party Movement.
[re=557840]TGY[/re]: Hmmm…would weed make a good tea or would it taste like shit?
Baby Got Fannypack.
[re=557884]WadISay[/re]: Well I could not help, I generally consider a fanny pack, let alone one worn around the back, to signal that someone is beyond reach. Add to this synthetic boater hats with tea bags and Uhmerkin flags and you realize there is nothing you can do but put them in an ankle length black trench coat with flag holder epaulettes and a few scattered death skulls. Done.
[re=557903]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: It takes like crap, but it “works”. Peppermint helps with the crappy flavor.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled program, FANNY PACK ZOMBIES, already in progress.
[re=557841]hoosiermama[/re]: I am strangely turned on by her snark, repulsed by her baby Abe Lincoln hat, turned on by her appearance of innocence, repulsed by her orange bracelet while wearing red, turned on by her inappropriate use of faux fur, intrigued by the fact that I can’t see whether or not her shoes were fabulous… shit, I am a mess over this little minx!!
[re=557903]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Makes a much better butter spread – easy recipe and GREAT on whole wheat bagels.
[re=557914]Chuckie Jesus[/re]: The reason I ask is a…er, friend of mine lives in an apartment where smoking isn’t allowed.
[re=557919]GoinGreen[/re]: the tights do it for me…oh and the duct tape. rowrr.
[re=557840]TGY[/re]: Oh dear lord, yes on the parody girl. How can she manage to look so hot in an intentionally ridiculous getup lick that…
[re=557839]Lazy Media[/re]: The good news, or the bad news, is that the rest of the world’s peoples are becoming more like Murikans every day:
Debbie Eidsforth, 36, spent the night at Heathrow and was trying to get back to Adelaide in Australia via Hong Kong.
“I had paid 5,500 pounds for my flights, but it doesn’t matter what class you fly in, everyone’s in the same situation,” she said.
Shame they didn’t just put the rich people up in the planes to fight it out with the ash, which is a “major threat,” and in the past 20 years has caused the near-loss of 2 Boeing 747s with 600 people on board.
[re=557928]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: I’m conflicted about the boy shorts OVER the tights – does that mean she has a thong on UNDER the tights, or just another pair of boy shorts to deal with? If it is the latter, then I call foul for redundency.
[re=557899]Tundra Grifter[/re]: I especially liked the comment from the guy who challenged the LA Times to provide FACTS the next time they want to smear Hannity. That’s some thinking going on in his head there.
[re=557919]GoinGreen[/re]: Agreed on all points. And yes, we DEMAND to see the shoes. Because of synergy, is all.
[re=557902]Troubledog[/re]: That’s a big laugh so early in the morning.
Thanks. Now I’m wriggling around in misery.
[re=557919]GoinGreen[/re]: No, the hat is perfect. It gives her that Minami Minegishi touch.
The Sean Assity gig turned out to be a win-win — FOX protects its property, Assity gets publicity and Dick Armey’s organization gets the money anyway. Oh, you think a bunch of America-loving patriots are going to start yelling for their money back because they had to listen to Jonah Goldberg? Ha — they only get mad when they’re told to.
[re=557856]nappyduggs[/re]: And with this, you have acheived new heights of brilliance. Plus made my whole damn day.
Are we now going to see Sarah and Bristol Palin in jester’s tights, because that’s what all the hotties are wearing?
Hey, lady in the sun hat, tea bag that thing up.
[re=557955]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I’m going home to practice applying lipstick to look just like her little tangerine-tinted Clara Bow pout. It’s the look you’ll see *everywhere* this summer.
More on Hannity’s no-show.
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100416/NEWS0108/304160048/1055/NEWS/Tea+Party+promises+Hannity+refunds
so to sum up: refunds will be issued, and amazingly, this is all the liberals fault.
The lady in the tea bag hat has a backwards camel toe.
[re=558116]Breakfast Bourbon[/re]: So much for The Party Of Personal Responsibility. It couldn’t have anything to do with Insannity trying to be a greedy fucker and putting some scratch in his pocket by preying on the same morans that listen to his tripe.
I would like to point out the cute counter-protester is a student at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor. Why the teabaggers decided to choose a PUBLIC UNIVERSITY to protest government spending is beyond anyone’s comprehension.
[re=558318]eheheh[/re]: Do you have any pics of her shoes? Just askin…
[re=557902]Troubledog[/re]: Yeh got that right…
“***You see that big smile on her? That’s what the founding fathers wanted. Especially Franklin and Jefferson.***”
Franklin as a waggish, consort to the French aristocracy and Jefferson’s close, familiar, relationship with the downstairs help…
Gotta luv them Founding Father’s…and I mean father’s, literally…!
[re=558021]frumious_bandersnatch[/re]:
Avec plaisir.
Do any of you queers recognize the handbag design?
[re=557847]Limeylizzie[/re]: 2 pigs wrestling in a sack
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