Thank you, Wonkette Patriot-Operatives around this great nation, for all the weird pictures you’ve sent to your Wonkette. Here’s a new batch of Liberty, as seen by you, the Libertines.
You know how long these people have waited for a chance to say GO BACK TO AFRICA to black people in America? And now it’s just an “anger at government statement,” ha ha, nothing more to it than that!
The unholy mix of Internet goths & Paultards & Jesus-loving plump-tard Americans Against Kenyans is best illustrated by this gloomy gal in her best exurban day-bat grunge cheerleader outfit complete Beetlejuice hand-socks and Hot Topic’s popular “Fuck Your God in Latino gang font” black tee with a hastily added Obama/Batman vs. the Joker/Socialism printout sort of half covering “God.” We’d hit it.
Ruh-roh, looks like the teabaggers’ day-care teacher showed up to keep everybody in line. No biting your friends, even if they won’t give you their bag of cheeseburgers! And no pooping in the street!
Thanks much to “Chris R.” and “Matthew A.” for the fine photographs.
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the look that screams, “look at me!” it’s all the rage this season.
The feathered dude looks like Matt Drudge…
Goin’ back to Kenya? Hey man, I don’t think so.
1st photograph: Child abuse? CHILD ABUSE? Seriously, no. The anti-Catholic priest buggery rally is the next street over.
If we can’t even poop in the street, then what the fuck did the Founding fathers fight for? Fascist.
“Go back to Kenya” = “And now it’s just an “anger at government statement,” ha ha, nothing more to it than that!”
That was THE nail hit exactly on THE head. Gawd, they are so happy in their stoopid hate.
Geez, I’m an old white guy, but this is a good argument for shipping all the white people back to the Caucasus, or Caucasia, or Cauctoberstan, or wherever it is we came from.
I know what these filthy pigs want with regard to taxation – they want the poor to pay more to offset their payouts.
Why aren’t the cops stomping these people’s guts out? Why aren’t I hearing the sound of nightsticks sailing through the air to land with a loud, sharp crack on Teabagger skulls? That’s the real fucking outrage. Why aren’t these people being sodomized with police batons?!!
moar pix of zombie cheerleader pleez. I am sure hittin that would be worth all the bad that comes with it.
When you’re strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you’re strange
http://tinyurl.com/y6aw55k
With this post, we have now officially seen every kind of white teabagger: the young, the old; the confused, the less-confused; the man, the lady-man; the casual, the costumed.
Still yet to make an appearance: a person of color.
[re=557522]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I thought so too, at first, but look closely. No lame-ass faux hipster hat. Also a dead giveaway? No cock in his mouth.
Check out the Goth. I’m sure her parents are so proud. Please re-enter Rehab for an extended stay. The day-care teacher should opt out of her SS Benefits, yeah sure.
Looks like the Comic’s division at the Mummer’s Parade. Without the barfing.
[re=557534]Dolmance[/re]: “Why aren’t these people being sodomized with police batons?!!”
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My guess. No room, with their heads so far up in there too.
I think the Goth is do-able.
[re=557538]SmutBoffin[/re]: That person went back to Kenya.
That first guy should know that a sign fails if people have to squint to read it. What’s the chart supposed to show, and what the fuck is the Kool-Aid Man doing on the side?
But then, considering his costume that’s the least of his problems; back away slowly…
And the last guy must not consider flying a plane into a government building misbehaving.
Dipshit idiot White man child with daddy complex leads US America to two miserable costly poorly run wars and tax cuts to those who don’t deserve it, ruins US America’s economy and puts the world on the brink of economic meltdown.
Educated intelligent Black man stumbles around to give poor US Americans healthcare, tax cuts to those who actually need it and tries to prime the economic recovery.
Who gets blamed? The Black Man!!
US America’s BACK!
Never!! Punctuate Anything Again.
If these people are legit and no one is penetrating these groups to make them look stupid and horrible, then they should stay home. No one could do it better than these hapless retards.
I bet they all try to go to Ben’s Chili Bowl later, and they get the chili farts and end up ruining that fine establishment and not even caring.
[re=557543]Clancy_Pants[/re]: “the Goth is do-able”
Regardless of context, that phrase makes no sense.
Wonder what Kristallnacht will be like. . .
I’m going to get out my “Open Your Heart” Madonna outfit from Halloween ’04 and hit up our Tea Party rally later.
White out!
[re=557554]JMP[/re]: The goth cheerleader: hitting that, bad or good?
The “Go Back to Kenya” lady just doesn’t look like her heart is in to it. Come on lady, where is that Teabagger spirit? Shout till you foam at mouth!
[re=557551]PabaBritannica[/re]: You know Gothgirl’s farts are the worst–like something truly died up there.
[re=557544]S.Luggo[/re]: “Whoa, shit, maybe this sign I am carrying is right after all! I gettin’ on the first plane back to wherever it is I am from so I am not a drain America’s resources anymore.”
If Goth-y’s offering . . . uh, yeah, I’m God.
OH NO! The Kenyan usurper cold knocked Donald Duck’s bill clean off his face!
I’m holding out for the goth chick to be documenting the stupidity. If not, then rebellious youth is getting meta by identifying with everything it’s supposed to loathe. On the bright side, everyone gets to hate on the goth Alex Keaton wannabe.
[re=557543]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Goth milk?
[re=557546]JMP[/re]: OH, YEAAHH!
If they worked half as hard at getting a job as they do trying to convince the rest of American that they are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, hatemongerers that are just looking for an excuse to park a cement truck full of diesel fuel and fertilizer outside of a Federal building, they wouldn’t have time to hang out on the streets with their “Go back to Kenya” signs.
I do think the idea of celebrating Halloween twice a year could catch on. Let’s secularize the sacred origins of Teabaggism and everyone wear costumes on April 15!
Photo #2 iz Angela Merkel.
Man, any excuse to dress up in Halloween costumes. All they need is Monty Hall asking if they want what’s behind Door No. 1.
Needs more Visi-Goth.
Whoa, wait a minute everyone: sorry to interrupt – Sweet Angela!
[re=557577]Joshua Norton[/re]: oh come now you know what they want behind door number 1…their country back!
[re=557540]crapshooter102[/re]: I’d be willing to bet a $100 that her parents are both die-hard progressives, probably college professors and/or organic store owners and she’s just acting out because of something they did to her when she was 10. She’ll also probably go really far in the Young Republicans as she’ll be the token cool chick who they can point to her as proof that Conservatives are cool too.
[re=557577]Joshua Norton[/re]: POOP is behind Door #1, right?
The “Go back to Kenya” woman looks like she’s from one of those red states where the only virgins over 12 are girls who can run faster than their uncles.
“Goth girls are the girls that go
To see the nerd-core rapper with the geeked-out flow.
At the show, you can see the black lace on parade,
I met a hundred-dozen of ‘em but I ain’t got laid.”
-MC Frontalot.
Too bad they didn’t protest the multi-trillion dollar ‘war on terror’ that’s still killing our soldiers and pissing off a lot of the world.
Just noticed, but is Joker Bird holding up that chart that compares Obama’s growth rate to that of his predecessor and in a good way? Would that make sense to hold up something pro-Obama at an anti-Obama rally? Tea baggers would never do something that stupid.
And is the little square thing to the left of his billboard a picture of the Kool Aid Guy?
[re=557583]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I think POOP is behind door #2–milk milk lemonade, etc.
[re=557547]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Not completely. No one’s actually taken a shot at the educated black man yet, or lynched his friends for whistling at white women. Then these stupids will know they are back, baby.
How fucking depressing that freak chick is. Usedta be, the freaky white people were the ones that didn’t have politics like this. Between this chick, and the cute mohawk guy I saw with an anti-gay-marriage sign in CA during the Prop 8 shenanigans… *sigh*.
Hot Topic can suck a pair of trucknutz.
I believe goth girl is actually wearing a Decide shirt, in which case, bangable +2
[re=557579]F*T*S*[/re]: Hey now…I’d motorboat it.
The “bunny goth” girl is what happens when Twilight meets American History X.
Also, real goths don’t go out in sunlight. She’s not even worth feeding on, let alone fucking.
*spit*
/angry old goth
Re the goth girl: Does Jethro know she snuck out of the lab to play politics again?
Guy in Photo #1 looks like he needs a good pluckin’.
[re=557589]Crank Tango[/re]: That’s right–’round the corner is where the chocolate is made. And #2 is Poo!
[re=557550]Oldskool[/re]: I’ve always wanted to go to a tea party with a huge sign of this teabagger masterpiece. Yes, the whole thing, and it is a masterpiece.
http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2010/03/fw-iacocca-speaks-out-worth-read-even.html
To meet highway restrictions, don’t some of these tards need WIDE LOAD signage?
Jokerbird’s kids are gonna be mighty disappointed the next time they sit down to play monopoly and can’t afford to buy Boardwalk. Stupid O-cession.
Maybe she was referring to some other African person? Because that would okay. Right?
[re=557579]F*T*S*[/re]: Sweet suffering jesus! German boobs, its horrible. Sex, and Germans, these do not mix. Do germans ever even have sex without it involving piss and whips and fisting?
When did Bristol go Goth?
[re=557532]memzilla[/re]: You don’t know???
[re=557606]Prommie[/re]: not unless there’s also a mason jar involved.
I just like the way Chicken Man is put together. Even his sign has signs, and the mop handle ties the whole package together. Add the feathers, the mask – it just screams “I Respectfully Disagree.”
Feather-Molester and Siouxsie the Banshee need to get together and generate some truly disturbing amateur prØn, toute suite.
[re=557551]PabaBritannica[/re]: Then they will discover that the DC Metro does not run all night, and will be angry at the poor forethought demonstrated by the local government bureaucracy.
Robert Smith called – he asked that his love zombie come back home now -
I hope that twee blonde holding the “go back to Kenya” sign realizes that there are odd, angry white people like her actually living in Africa, complaining about all of the black people in their country. Can you imagine such a dereliction of logic?
And, young female vampiress, dyeing your hair with Kool-Aid is tres 1995.
[re=557579]F*T*S*[/re]: Gott im Himmel!!
Is gothy a plant? If not, then please gothy, don’t decry your lack of choices.
[re=557593]tdehr[/re]: The grrrl is delicia, but her name is Militia.
[re=557613]martinette[/re]:
Wait ’til his mom finds out he stole her mop handle to make a protest sign. She will smack that joker grin off his face.
Goth Cheerleader? What goth cheerleader?
My that Adam Lambert guy gets around. Last night American Idol, today Tea Parties.
[re=557534]Dolmance[/re]: and why the hell are they not put behind the chain link fences of the “Free Speech Zone”?
and fuck that fake Goth girl……you know she came with her fat ass parents who will give her an excuse slip for missing high school today.
[re=557551]PabaBritannica[/re]: all the while yelling for their motherfucking ice tea.
[re=557566]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: You think that’s bad, imagine her cottage cheese queefs.
I was watching reruns of cheesy shows just now (don’t judge me – I work from home, I like noise) and first they showed a rerun of “My Name is Earl” where Earl tries to pay back the government after not paying his taxes for years and whines about how the government sucks and doesn’t do anything for him. Of course, in the end, he realized how many things are actually -gasp- the government.
Haha, on tax day, funny. Well then the very next rerun was the Family Guy episode where Peter (after complaining about paying taxes) forms his own country, which predictably sucks. Ooooh, teabaggers, there’s a conspiracy for you!
Is the goth girl japanese? I’m thinking megaphone punk absurdist .. or just some twilight mall goth.
I wandered across campus to check out the Cincy tea party, and it was almost completely devoid of crazy signs. Most posters were by non-bagger UC students with slogans like “Your Medicare=SOCIALISM” and “war on drugs=big government”. Maybe the elitist “urban” university setting and kept the sign makers at home. Or maybe they were already inside getting Hannity to sign them. Either way, to quote the actual socialist I met “this is…just kinda lame.”
[re=557579]F*T*S*[/re]: that was a technique the gestapo used. often just a glimpse of that was enough to render a detainee screaming and blubbering.
Anyone else notice that feather guy has the Joker mask on, and is supposed to represent Obama? Those feathers are stuck on with pretend-tar. Like what they used to do when they lynched people, tarred and feathered them and ran them out of town on a rail. HILARIOUS. All it’s missing is the noose.
I’m sure if you pointed out to him a certain insensitivity about portraying a lynched black president, he’d go, “What? what? It’s a metaphor!”
[re=557593]tdehr[/re]: If she is into Deicide, then our black-clad ‘bagger princess is a Hessian, not a Goth. I sentence you all to subcultural sensitivity training.
Start by reading this.
[re=557601]Tim[/re]: he made chrysler into the innovative and prosperous corporation it still is to this very day.
The first picture provides more evidence that conservative minded people are too stupid to understand the different between hyperbole and serious statements. I think it’s fairly obvious that the alleged Obama quote “Washington is a place where tax dollars are often traded like monopoly money”, is a critique of Washington by Obama. How can a person be so stupid to believe that a sitting President, responsible for signing off on the Federal budget, would consider Federal income tax revenues to be ‘monopoly money’. Meanwhile, this shit head just wasted perfectly good monopoly money.
I bet I could kick his ass at monopoly.
[re=557625]BOOBIES![/re]: You’re right, and when she finds out her feather pillows were ripped open, she’ll have him committed.
Is that first picture what they mean by the expression “tard and feathered”?
[re=557633]Radiotherapy[/re]: Her friends call her ‘Drippy’.
[re=557649]slappypaddy[/re]: Well, after St. Ronnie bailed them out, with socialism.
[re=557539]Tommmcatt[/re]: Are you sure? Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer might suggest a way you could be wrong.
[re=557605]magic titty[/re]: Yeah, that’s totally a picture from the Boston Marathon, so no big deal.
The zebra striped hand-socks are a sure sign that she has not yet ripened into an adult. Back to the deep freeze wit ye!
If I was able to get that close to the ballerina I would have taken my photo discreetly up the back of her tu tu.
Looks like someone is try’n to emulate Edward R. Tufte and to that I say good job buddy!
[re=557567]SmutBoffin[/re]: Just once I would like to see a “Go Back to Europe, Whitey” sign. Just once.
[re=557658]Jim89048[/re]: Well, to be accurate, that was Carter…
[re=557676]Rosemaryrules[/re]: Maybe that is what the bull horn is for!
[re=557685]DoktorZoom[/re]: Think you’re right–RR “saved” Harley-Davidson…
[re=557564]Crank Tango[/re]: Yeah…uh, good but then bad. Think she might give you something to remember her by.
[re=557546]JMP[/re]: The chart is supposed to show that the two really long red lines represent the pluto/kleptocratic rape of the 99% of us who don’t really worry about declaring capital losses on our 1040-Refund All My Taxes form. The problem is that this sign-toting turd doesn’t know when his own interests are being raped. If he’s one of the 68% (WTF?) of the people who claim to be middle class, he’s taking it up the back side and apparently enjoying it. “Thank you sir, may I have another” is what he’s telling you here.
[re=557601]Tim[/re]: Of course, the whole Iacocca/Obama thing is a hoax….well, kinda. Iacocca wrote the essay to criticize George Bush Jr. yet it was conveniently rewritten to bash Barry, for Liberty.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/iacocca.asp
[re=557650]Speed Ball[/re]: something tells me he knows more than a thing or two about child abuse tho. so you might not beat him at that.
[re=557596]Ruhe[/re]: Not sweet Abs, she can read and does sciencey stuff all the time, might even believe in evolution!
[re=557692]sweet old bob[/re]: yep. and i’d leave amateur pr0n pics of her all over teh interwebz, so we’d be even.
You know, Kenya is an almost-anagram of Yankee. She was really trying to say “Yankee, Go Home.”
We’d hit it.
You must have had your taste buds shot off in the war.
[re=557587]chascates[/re]:
Not to mention the hideously expensive “War on Drugs”. I’m fighting the good fight, but it drives the prices up.
[re=557707]Aurelio[/re]: I prefer the rockabilly chicks, but suicide girls will do in a pinch.
The young goth girls are not wanted by old teabagger ladies.
http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/04/tea-party-activists-paranoid-about-outside-saboteurs
[re=557700]geminisunmars[/re]: I think you’re on to something…”Yanke” the teabonics translation.
[re=557679]Lawndarts[/re]: Visual eloquence!
All these ass holes talking about their liberties being taken away make me smile. If that guy in the feathers were to be protesting anywhere in the third world his ass would be running away from someone weilding a sharp machete.
[re=557547]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Stop making sense!!!!
[re=557715]Abou Diaby[/re]: Hmmm… I’m surprised he wasn’t mistaken for a 15 piece chicken nugget pack and ripped to pieces by the crowd.
President Beeblebrox: Oh yes I’m aware of that. I don’t care much for Lee Iaccoca, but he wouldn’t possibly write something that idiotic. The fact that they appropriated it makes it that much better … it relates the late capitalist ideological confusion and stupidity very well. It’s truly a museum worthy piece. Who will they “borrow” from next, I wonder? Emma Goldman?
Feather-boy is just trying to say deficit spending is like an Uncle Remus story, right? It was either that or he was lobbying for the body of Heath Ledger to be dug up, tarred and feathered.
Boy, some people really did not care for A Knight’s Taale.
[re=557711]foulmouthed mrscreant[/re]: “She noted that she’d been spurred to protest by concerns about “getting [monitoring] chips put into our hands” as part of health care reform.”
Ok yeah, reptilian microchips .. not in the hand. Got it. And fuck Prince Charles and his homeopathic waterboarding.
Patriotic Swiffers for Freedom!
I call shenanigans on the goth.
[re=557546]JMP[/re]: I believe this is the Kool-Aid pic he’s using. A little trawl around the less intelligent areas of the web found a whole site devoted to it!
http://barackobamakoolaid.com/images/Obama.jpg
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CAUC OUT
God, Guy Fawkes was better organized than this bunch of idiots. I think the NYT story demonstrated that they don’t know what they are mad about, they are just mad. And that’s enough. So they are going to dress like chickens, wear “funny” slogans and not get a real job. President Obama today ordered that all hospitals in the country had to let same sex partners visit their loved ones in hospitals unimpeded. I think he should just keep going, ignore these fools and take his chances that most Americans support him. As my parents’ car bumpersticker read when Nixon was President: My Country — right or wrong.
I think I’m more put off by Tweedledee and Tweedledum’s palette choices than their kkklasic slogans. What is that, fuscha? Some unholy shade of magenta?
“Hey honey, instead of creating easy-to-read racism, let’s use fun, radioactive colors so that our signs are both blinding and illegible.”
I’m not so sure about these teabaggers you guys seem to love so much.
This foolishness is nothing, I fear, compared to what will happen when the armed assholes come to celebrate the Oklahoma City Bombing on April 19. No good can come of it.
[re=557541]DP[/re]: Exactly!
1) Look at all them black people. Man, who knew there were so many black people out there protesting our Kenyan Preznit. Oh…
2) Yeah, Goth Cheerleader, I’d totally hate fuck that. I mean, look at those skinny arms and the way her thigh just flares out right before you get to the, what is that? A mini skirt? A garbage bag that was pushed through a paper shredder? Whatever, you can tell from that pick she totally has a body for internet porn.
[re=557606]Prommie[/re]:
“Do germans ever even have sex without it involving piss and whips and fisting?”
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Here’s an excellent article on why poor people don’t pay enough taxes:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/04/15/hodge.non.taxpayers/index.html?hpt=C2
Also, we should repeal the law that will keep insurance companies from denying coverage to children with pre-existing conditions, the financial industry shouldn’t be regulated desite what happened 2 years ago, and decreasing the number of nuclear weapons in the world is bad.
What a great time to be a conservative.
I’m really disappointed that there have been no good teabagger meltdowns from today’s rallies put up on youtube yet. Snap to it, people!
[re=557728]Horselover Fat[/re]: ROCK OUT WITH YOUR KOCH OUT
To the tard and feathered dude in #1: how come you don’t have a noose around your neck too? Too subtle?
sexually frustrated protester is sexually frustrated?
Just a thought, but the DNC should unleash a naked horny Eric Massa into the tea parties to grope and dry hump EVERYBODY. I believe this would shake things up a bit.
[re=557579]F*T*S*[/re]: I’d hit on that.
[re=557722]DC Hates Me[/re]: Chips in hand, I thought they meant potato chips?
Don’t worry too much; the NYT says that only 18% of Americans agree with them. Must have been a poll taken in Times Square last Saturday night. And why didn’t somebody upskirt that Goth?
Is this barackmyworld guy serious? Do you come here just because you know everyone disagrees with you and hates you? Must be a turn on to have people on the internet absolutely crush your arguments and call you a tard where none of your teabagger friends will dare read about it.
Also, agreed about the daywalker, even though you can’t see her face. Surely she has the white/black makeup and hair dye to compensate.
[re=557606]Prommie[/re]: Good thing we won WWII, or else all porn would now be Schiza-Bukakke.
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