It’s odd, because Barack Obama really likes war and Predator drones bombing funeral processions all the time. NOT GOOD ENOUGH! BOMB MORE HOSPITALS. Then we’ll be strong as rhinos! [Twitter]
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Who is writing Palin’s Twats? Jackie Chiles?
This isn’t really news: we already knew Snowbilly had no sense of irony. The only think new here is that now we know she also can’t detect its use, as a rhetorical device, in speech.
Assuming Obama said what Sarah says he did, then all he did was acknowledge that some people disagree with her. That’s outrageous to her? Or she’s just dumb and can’t parse plain language.
He said “Like it or not,” Sarahkins. That means liking it was one of the options he offered you. It’s also the one you chose. So, where is the outrageous and unbelievable part?
the black man’s burden.
Sarah’s twats are the equivalent of one hand clapping.
HOW DARE OBAMER
AKNOLEG AKNOWLEJ ACKOWLEJSAY SOME PEOPLE DON’T LIKE WE AREN’T STRONG!1!1What is “OpenBeak” anyway? Is she supposed to be some screaming bird?
OUTRAGE = Teabagger Viagra!
[re=557075]gurukalehuru[/re]: The outrageous part to her is that he didn’t follow with “And if not, your an anti-Merikan traitor and r now underarrest!”
(prepares to launch volley of Stinger missiles at lone barrel of fish)
who taught her to,you know,save character count by removing spaces between punctuation? smart money’s on trig.
The second I heard that soundbite yesterday, I knew half the dipshit wingnuts would totally misunderstand what he was saying because of his inflection, and the other half would willfully misconstrue what he was saying because of his inflection. And 100% of them would call Barry a weakling traitor. Surprise, surprise.
That is nearly as outrageous as the lawyer’s assertion on the front page that Peggy Noonan doesn’t drink! I AM OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGED!!
Palin Doctrine: Open Beak, Insert Claw.
“It is a vital national security interest of the United States to reduce these conflicts because whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower and when conflicts break out, one way or another we get pulled into it.”
Even the 22-second clip on TheFoxNation shows this to be a completely reasonable statement. Not that this stops Palin or any of the commenters on that site (don’t read them — don’t even bother).
http://www.thefoxnation.com/politics/2010/04/14/obama-whether-we-it-or-not-we-remain-dominant-military-superpower
On the bright side, this must mean that Palin won’t ever freakin’ complain about being taken out of context ever again, since she’s so eager to do it to others.
“Retweeted by 100+ people”
Christ, she is retarded. Apologies to Trigg.
[re=557091]edgydrifter[/re]: They would willfully misconstrue what he was saying because of his COMPLEXION.
Fixed.
Has she figured out a way to make a buck using Twitter yet? I mean other than sending out tweets like “my rm – midite, bring money or no poontang”.
[re=557078]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: One twat/clap and/or clap/twat. Also/too, perhaps as well.
She can’t handle the fact that some people, like generals with decades of experience, don’t necessarily think it’s wonderful that we too often feel compelled to get involved in every corner of the world. But what do they know next to her, except that usually it guarantees some poor U.S. soldier will come home in a coffin.
We have the POOOWWWWWEEEERRRRR!!!!!!
[re=557079]Way Cool Larry[/re]: should be ain’t nt’ strong
Taunting us with her stupid, AGAIN.
just saw “inpeech him.” Well done.
[re=557108]Snarkalicious[/re]: labial flappage?
Could this cunt be anymore ignorant? Apologies to cunts, especially mine.
Unbelievable, Outrageous. “Like it or not, we’re having pie for dessert.” -Obama. YES, Mr. Pres., we LIKE knowing we r having pie for dessert.
[re=557109]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: anyone want to bet that Palins son, and McCains son, get the safest, cushiest, and most secure from danger spots in our ongoing wars?
Sarah longs for her mean-girl high school bully days.
With Great Power comes… Great Wedgies.
She just has the angries that Hopey Changie is standing between her and
her Blastie Killies – The fundies’ wet dream vision of a wonderful cloud beings that
can’t wait to smite down fags, sambos and ragheads with his mighty love.
She’s really stupid.
Further, Gabby Palin was seen to Tweet: “I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.”
Amen.
[re=557097]SayItWithWookies[/re]: In order to be taken out of context, li’l Sarah-kins must have a context to begin with.
She can’t fathom that some people might not like being drawn into world conflicts. It’s not like being the world’s military superpower comes with responsibility, is it?
Yes, Sarah, that government paid gear, developed with government subsidies, and those government paid employees we call the US Army make us, as a collective (dare I say a society?), a superpower.
[re=557097]SayItWithWookies[/re]: wow. Way to take a comment out of context.
At first I thought he was just being coy, like “like it or not, I have this huge monster dong and the ladies can’t help notice it swingin;’ I don’t mean to show off.”
Its because she doesn’t really like that troublemaking son of hers and she could make ten times more money if he finally got injured or worse while in the army,then she gets to be a martyr and the money just keeps on rolling in.
Hey Sarah: How’s about you shut yer OpenBeak, go back to Alaska, where you can watch Russia from your house, smug in the knowledge of how strong we are.
And if you can do this NOW, then all the better,.
I’ll bet Sarah’s really pissed at the Cheneys, who keep saying we AREN’T strong anymore.
Is her outrage meter permanently set to 11?
[re=557155]germansteel[/re]: Yes, I’m all confused now. Are we strong, or are we not?
You know what would answer the strength question definitively? Using Alaska to test Lieberman’s modernized nuclear stockpile.
[re=557121]Limeylizzie[/re]: I don’t think it’s you that needs to apologize. I think, speaking on behalf of those with cunts everywhere, we should revoke her status of being a woman. She makes us look bad.
Hey, hey, what did Obama’s general tell his troops when they were ambushed by teabagger outrage on social networks?
RETWEET!
[re=557133]magic titty[/re]: The ’27 Yankees of stupid!!!
Damn I’ll bet she spends a fair amount of time each day working her Kegels.
[re=557097]SayItWithWookies[/re]: She’s one dirty mother-fucker, I’ll give her that…
In keeping with the cunt talk, I might add that Half-Governor Handjive likes to know she’s strong too. That’s why she’s doing Kegel exercises like all of the time so that when the shit comes down, she can shoot both babies and RPG’s outta that God-forsaken tundra that is her hoo-ha.
[re=557140]comicbookguy[/re]: Do you mean like the responsibility to run a state that freely elected you governor?
[re=557098]Alex_P[/re]: indeed[re=557113]
Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: right, thanks, still workin’ on my realamerican lingo
If Nobama were smart, he’d call her bluff all the dominant millitary super powers at his disposal to seize her property and assets, blow her house to kingdom come, and Gitmo her ass.
And yet, Moosetard, you hate paying for it. Oh, teh ironeez.
[re=557097]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Wow. Just, wow. Selective hearing much, Mooseolini?
WE ARE THE DOMINANT SUPERPOOPLE!
we LIKE knowing we r bullies! That is really why we hate Obama–who makes us use forethought and reason–and loved Bush, who served as model-in-chief for our own urges to grunt and bash and fling poo and perform other reptilian brain functions.
[re=557197]nappyduggs[/re]:
“…she can shoot both babies and RPG’s outta that God-forsaken tundra that is her hoo-ha.”
Is that like the thing the “dancers” do in Tijuana with the hard-boiled eggs?
O/T, except it fits into the armageddon-a-palooza that Sister Sarah longs for, in the Joo-ish State: Israel Holds Largest Civilian War Drill Since 1991, and while the fact that Israel is doing this for the first time since Gulf War I is perhaps terrifying, there is actually a funny part.
Only Jews would react this way: The drill was kept secret until Thursday morning, and was expanded by afternoon, prompting especially huge traffic jams in Tel Aviv. Local resident Ofer told Ynet he never saw such unusual sight.
“I’ve been living here for 38 years and I’ve never seen anything like it,” he said. “Tel Aviv is like a pedestrian mall; people are walking on the road like they do in Yom Kippur. Motorists are coming out of their cars.”
“It’s unclear why they didn’t announce it in advance,” he said. “I would have stayed home.”
Vered, another Tel Aviv motorist, said “There’s never been anything like this.” She left the court towards Ramat Aviv, and “after three quarters of an hour I’ve hardly moved.” She also had serious qualms with the police.
“This is what they do on Thursday afternoon? It’s unbelievable. I’ve never been so long in a traffic jam in my life,” she said.
*kosher facepalm*
Palin is the GOP’s Chauncey Gardner. ‘Cept she’s evil.
[re=557167]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: yea, well, we have all been submarined by women like Palin…incompetents who use their looks to get positions of power. Sarah is not only the Cheerleader of Violence ™, she is the heckling tease we all hated.
[re=557167]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: Sarah Palin is a “woman”?
Gesh, how did I miss that one?
(Are you sure? I mean, I grew up in SF, and there were a lot of “women” who looked like Ms. Palin down in the Tenderloin.
The same Adams apple, if you know what I mean and I think you do.)
Jesus, Sarah Palin probably fingers herself to a picture of Woodrow Wilson.
Since when did being strong mean being the world’s bully?
Didn’t they learn anything from the Blessed Saint Ronnie single-handedly winning the Cold War and dismantling the Soviet Union?
Why do these people hate the world?
Simply put: STFU Sarah!
(I lost my last post which went into depth. But, depth would drown Sarah in details.)
[re=557185]Mr Blifil[/re]: [re=557273]proudgrampa[/re]:
Ya out-drew me on that one, cowboy!
And yessir, exactly the same- only a lot less entertaining. A lot.
And the Whore of Babble On keeps on babbling on. Like it or not I think I’ll indulge in a little libation with my increased tax refund, cheers ya know nothing twatter!
[re=557117]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Flap gap claptrap fap rap. Also: Pap.
“We LIKE it, Mr.Pres, when there are conflicts and we get pulled into them, because that is the way to the Apocalypse when SOME of us will be saved in glory forever and ever, amen!”
[re=557124]seldom-seen smith[/re]: Thanks. I stole it.
Fox is running with this on Page One./. Probably will scroll on the news ticker for the next few news cycles…
[re=557097]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’m always impressed by how deliberately La Sarah can mis-read things.
The shorter version of the sentence (without the modifiers) would be “whether we like it or not, when conflicts break out we get pulled into it.” How outrageous!
You had Sarah at “…whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower….”, because, as we all know, Kenyans don’t believe in American Exceptionalism.
What? Those are his exact words. Just because including a few more words in the quote would give the reader the impression that Obama was saying something completely different is not poor Sarah’s fault.
You libruls are just so mean to Sarah. Also.
Can we cool it with the “cunt” talk? I’m not going to have the opportunity to see one until about 10 p.m. and I don’t want to be distracted. Thanks.
Hey SnowBilly; How about volunteering your own Children to catch some IED’s, instead of someone else’s little loved ones. Oops, I forgot that is not the Neo-Cons creed and after all War is Heaven for the MIC and their ilk. Any way you could at least send them some of your Bendable Straws from your next gig.
Wow, what a sad bitch.
She does fit the classic, storybook villain mindset in such a transparent fashion… the ego, the naivety, the resentment, the violence… the narcissism.
Also, she was born in the wrong century. People like her believe their political nativism so deeply, they cannot even see when it becomes dangerous.
The only way to combat her views is by exposing them to facts, history and the protective laws that keep people like her from becoming radically “dominant” themselves over our nation. That and satire.
*applauds to wonkette*
I’m sorry, but just what is this twit screeching about on here?
[re=557075]gurukalehuru[/re]: Ha. Some nail on headism here, oh seer.
Maybe $Palin was hoping for Track to come home in a coffin so she could get more $ympathy. After all, he was a runamok kid.
Yeah, this is the one fucking retard we need to tell us to stand strong, be patient, and wise with our lot, i.e. never QUIT. Another shit twit from the nitwit quit.
[re=557401]ph7[/re]: Way to bury the lede – which reads – I bullshit you not “Being a superpower ain’t all that, at least according to President Obama.”
Just fucking WOW. These people…
If Barry would just order the assassinations of more Americans, maybe he would one day earn the teabagger’s respect.
[re=557617]Ennealogic[/re]: The insurance money is $400,000 or up to two speaking engagements, assuming he named mom as beneficiary. There is also a “death gratuity” which can be around 100K. As much as I hate the bitch, I don’t want to see that happen though. More opportunity for her to spew bumper sticker slogans for more money per episode than I make in a whole fucking year. Plus, I’m guessing the kid signed up to help him straighten up his act, get away from those fucks he’s related to and be a man, something else he wasn’t going to learn how to do at home.
When this full throttle, American exceptionalism bullshit eventually bites this country in the ass, I will not be outraged when our messican over lords decide they want to hunt them some american teabagger.
Sarah Palin is such a twittertwatwaffle, we the fuck did Walnuts pluck her from obscurity?
Even though Timothy Leary said, “Turn on, tune in, drop out” – I think Alan Watts said, “As soon as you get the message, hang up the phone.”
If Obama were really as bad as Palin-nationalists and Tea-baggers think, wouldn’t he be droning them? Along with everyone around them?
[re=557078]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: She has two?
[re=557083]Way Cool Larry[/re]: What you are hearing is the sound of a flatulent goose being anally raped by a rusty railroad spike. But on top of that, what she says is infinitely more offensive.
[re=557355]TubeCity[/re]: Probably truer than any of us would want to believe!
[re=557273]proudgrampa[/re]: More or less!
[re=557683]widget09[/re]: He hoped to get a BJ or two? Some Butt-secks? Maybe no. 1 wife was not satisfying him, somehow.
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