Your Wonkette will be all over town today, taking pictures and carrying signs and just cold goin’ nuts, for Liberty! We also invite you to send whatever crazy pictures, videos, whatever. This is exactly like that day when the British torched the White House, so make sure to Twitter about it, to the Library of Congress! FREE THE SHACKLES, and put “Obama” somewhere on the sign, doesn’t matter where. [Thanks to Wonkette Operative "Ebeth"]
HISTORY ISN'T PRETTY
April 15, 2010
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Oh please, most of you repressed white middle-aged tards probably dream about “living” on your knees to Obama.
Is there any way to print up that Citizens for Tax Justice “98% of Americans got a tax cut because of the stimulus act” 3-page pdf on a suitably large posterboard? Failing that, how about a “Learn to spell, you daft motherfuckers!” counter-protest sign?
An orgy! Except with stupid instead of sex!
Why did OBAMAR have to impose taxes. THIS IS AN UNPRECEDENTED PREMEDITATED UNMITIGATED UNMEDICATED POWER GRAB YOUR ANKLES.
To paraphrase our founding fathers: Tax cuts with representation is tyranny!
If they just opened a makeshift titty bar/discount gun shop nearby, they’d clear the place.
Sign planning fail. Also, those who say they wouldn’t be first to their knees are usually first to their knees.
[re=557188]norbizness[/re]: Teabonics has its own gramer, speling, and puctuation.
Who is making all these nicely lettered coroplast signs?
God, it is lunchtime & I am really craving some fascism right about now. I’ll have a high pressure hose, a couple of batons with riot shields and a side of baba ganoush!
change that to “live sitting in a lawn chair due to obesity”
How can it be a tax protest without a three-cornered hat, and a snake on a flag?
[re=557196]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s tyranny if I don’t personally get a tax cut for my small business selling enhanced multi-directional impact generators* to the NASA for $879.23 each.
*hammers
or “die in a lawn chair”…whatever the case, lawn chairs will be involved…
OBAMACARE BIGGEST LIE EVER TOLD!?!
So confused…it’s a bill, not a syllogism or whatever capable of being classified as “true” or “false”.
To Obama: American Teagaggers may need to get on their knees for tea-bagging, but American Patriots[tm] will stand on their own feet! Except their feet get tired after a few minutes of standing, that’s why they brought the oversized lawn chairs.
[re=557216]SmutBoffin[/re]: Let’s see how people who coined the term “Obamacare” define it: death panels, government takeover, socialism, fascism, tyranny… if not the biggest lie ever told certainly in the running for most numerous.
This poor slob finally gets his wife to kneel and bob for him, and she has the nerve to say “Hit the wall, Barry!”
Thus, this carefully made signage was borned.
I M TIRED OF KENYAN NOBAMA TAXING MY ASS WITH HIS BIG HARD BLACK DICK OOPS NOW I HAVE TO WIPE MY SIGN OFF
Teabaggers on their knees? Isn’t it easier that way?
Was up there and saw a guy dressed up as that pig dude from the movie Saw. No sign, just chillin’ in his pig dude outfit.
Our electronic controls are fail-safe. THAT’S the biggest lie ever told.
I think this sign is anti-Catholic mass.
I would like to see the sign holder of ambiguous gender try, just just try, to seriously risk his/her life for the cause of liberty. Imagine the many comic complications that would ensue.
Obamacare IS the biggest lie ever told, because there is no such thing as “Obamacare” except for the pure unadulterated bullshit pushed by FoxNews billed as “Obamacare.
[re=557245]J.Robert Oppenheiner[/re]: well THAT’S kind kind of creepy
Seriously, you idiots, you’re not going unrepresented in government. That’s actually the whole problem.
Give me liberty or give me stupidity.
[re=557299]Zadig[/re]: In a sense they are…and so are we…the whole people is only, at best, pseudo-represented in this fair “republic” of ours. The Teabaggers are dimly aware of this, but then instead of directing their attack against the ruling class itself, they rant on with paranoid fantasies about “Big guviment”, nazi-communism, and fag enemies of their sacred nationalist bullshit.
“Live On Their Knees”
oops that sounds dirty. I’ll put a tiny “to obama” on the bottom. Much better.
[re=557247]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: When Marx said “Religion is the opiate of the masses,” he meant “Religion is like a drug that gets you through mass.”
Say it loud, James Brown would not be proud.
They stole Zapata’s cry: Prefiero morir de pie que vivir arrodillado! (I prefer to die standing than live kneeling.)
This quote was a favorite of Che Guevara, that other Founding Father and American Patriot.
[re=557356]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Oh, the irony of it. I wonder if they know?
[re=557452]Pandy[/re]: Not a fukkin’ chance.
[re=557431]vkladchik[/re]: It is also markedly similar to slogans of slave rebellions – you know, the things those “uppity” people did before the White Race freed their ungrateful asses. (That’s the Bob McConnell/Pat Robertson summary of the Civil War, btw).
[re=557465]Buzz Feedback[/re]: I guess they don’t have Google, either also.
http://www.oleo.tv/lyrics/james-brown/say-it-loud/
“Would you rather die on your feet? Or on your fuckin knees?” – Black Guy in Alien 3
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