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April 15, 2010

Tea Party Video: People Gettin’ Busy Being Dumb

by Ken Layne  


GAH! All of you fucking people shut up and go home right now. Just when the old slob yelling “I LUV SARAH!” seems like the most annoying creature on Earth, some kind of tattooed young lady libtard decides the best way to make her squeaky-ass whining worse is to amplify it through some sort of CB radio speaker. Thanks, we guess, to Garrett Quinn, who is very brave.

Garrett also wrote about the counter-protests, which combined the common communist groups with some true dadaism:

After all the talk and concern about possible disruptions to the Boston Tea they turned out to be minimal and ineffective. Most of the people there who planned to actually disrupt the event represented hard-left groups like the Workers Communist Party, Bail Out The People Movement, Socialist Party, and a smattering of Palestinian activists. These groups received next to no press coverage before the event unlike Kathleen Toomey’s group the Real Boston Tea Party who merely gathered to have a picnic on the Common and dress up in fancy clothes. Toomey said that her group planned to remain on their plot of grass near Tremont Street and eat sandwiches for most of the events.

Haha, good thing these people were eating fancy cucumber sandwiches or whatever, because if they were having a picnic based on, say, the new “Bun made of fried chicken” sensation, the teabaggers would’ve eated ‘em all. [YouTube/Boston Globe]

{ 41 comments }

Potater April 15, 2010 at 11:42 am

I LOVE SOUR CREAM

I LOVE SAAB

I LOVE STEAMERS

Mr Blifil April 15, 2010 at 11:44 am

There’s something about the promise of Spring that makes me wistful for firehoses.

SayItWithWookies April 15, 2010 at 11:44 am

Jesus Christ — with that much shakycam, aren’t zombies obligatory?

An American in Toronto April 15, 2010 at 11:45 am

“As I was walking through Boston Common, I saw something most uncommon…”

Damn, where were these wipes when I was going to school in Boston? All I remember was lots of flannel.

Terry April 15, 2010 at 11:46 am

Amazing that these folks have free time on a Thursday morning.

mercure April 15, 2010 at 11:48 am

Today we are all poorly-dressed, mentally ill Sarah-luvers with cases of Spastic Arm-Swinging Syndrome.

Potater April 15, 2010 at 11:48 am

Scrolling through Garrett’s coverage of this event, I really hope Wonkette is compensating our libertarian friend for his efforts with interns and blow.

slappypaddy April 15, 2010 at 11:59 am

that’s what happens when people drink tea out of bags. they really ought to try cups next time.

Anonymous Office Zombie April 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Are they reenacting a scene from Dante’s Inferno?

germansteel April 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm

For the first time in my adult life, I sympathize with our British overlords, circa 1770.

Sharkey April 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm

This video is like the Palin Witch Project.

Hemp Dogbane April 15, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Workers Communist Party – Workers go Communist, celebrate
Communist Workers Party – Communist gets a job, celebrates

JMP April 15, 2010 at 12:07 pm

That was loud, and confusing; one thing I’ll give the teabaggers is that they can make a lot of noise.

It was shocking to see quite a few black people there until I got a good look at their signs & realized they were counter-protesters.

DC Hates Me April 15, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Release the mimes.

Katydid April 15, 2010 at 12:08 pm

I’m fairly sure the little guy marching around, for some reason, shouting “I LUV SARAH” is the special needs old guy who “works” at the Back Bay Trader Joe’s putting away carts.

GeneralLerong April 15, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Aw, c’mon! Younger, better dressed, better looking, and funnier:

http://snipurl.com/vi7s0 [4_bp_blogspot_com]

Yeah it’s a snipped link. HTML hates me. Kill me.

freakishlystrong April 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm

Man, that Real Tea Party bunch looks pretty lame. Why stand around and eat finger food when you can bash heads? Just sayin’

GeneralLerong April 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm

[re=557044]freakishlystrong[/re]: Bash heads? Fat old baboons too easy a target. Like cow-tipping.

mustardman April 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm

old white grey males. check.

GoinGreen April 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Oh, Political Correctness, please do not take away my precious word, “retarded”! For, it is the only word to descibe the little fucktard doing the Sarah Palin chicken dance!

Gun-toting Progressive April 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Jesus, I love Syrah too, but I don’t go around screaming about it.

What? SARAH? Oh.

Carry on.

Tyroanee April 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Wow that guy needs his blood-pressure meds checked… he is way off!

The Church of Realism April 15, 2010 at 12:22 pm

Jesus Christ, you people, go rake your fucking lawns or clean out the gutters on your hous…oh, never mind…

freakishlystrong April 15, 2010 at 12:24 pm

Is intern Riley going to brave the millions protesting lower taxes in DC today?

PabaBritannica April 15, 2010 at 12:40 pm

Brian McFadden of Big Fat Whale fame has a pretty good post about that event:

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bigfatblog/~3/WdBRJ1ld5MA/

thesheriffisnear April 15, 2010 at 12:42 pm

This is the third time this week that I’ve had that uncomfortable, just-watched-Eric Roberts-play-Dorothy Stratten’s-husband-in-Star 80 feeling and I’m not liking it.

doxastic April 15, 2010 at 12:47 pm

These fucking people. They’re all convinced that progressive taxation is some sort of moral judgment. I don’t resent rich people, I just think someone making over 100K can comfortably shoulder more of a tax burden than someone making 25K. But then they act like this. And then I DO resent them and want to take their money for mean-spirited reasons. Let’s not put the cart before the horse.

PabaBritannica April 15, 2010 at 12:48 pm

They’re having the protest here tonight. Yeah, tonight. In a park downtown. I was hoping I could pop over and get more video like this one I got at the Palin booksigning ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vstxf3IIBuk ) but I really don’t want to skip pizza night to hear speeches about how Obamar am Socialest.

Prommie April 15, 2010 at 12:50 pm

[re=557107]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Doesn’t Eric Roberts always produce that feeling? Playing any character, or even out of character?

Hooray For Anything April 15, 2010 at 12:59 pm

That write-up by Garrett sounds like he’s aiming for his blog to be read by an actor in the next Ken Burns Documentary. The one probably entitled “Civil War II”

JoeMac April 15, 2010 at 1:01 pm

As an old guy who spent many Saturday mornings watching violent, ass kicking, politically incorrect cartoons, I came to the conclusion that this reminded me of an old Popeye cartoon. Popeye was being continually chased through a particular episode by a character called “Alice the Goon”, she repeated over and over again, “I love Popeye”. The I love Sarah guy reminded of Alice the Goon. Ah well back to my DVD of the Coyote dropping an anvil on his on head.

the problem child April 15, 2010 at 1:09 pm

Looks like waterboard barbie is losing the last of her perkiness.

http://twitpic.com/1flg28

What Fresh Hell is This? April 15, 2010 at 1:09 pm

It is good that we have gone (at great expense and cost of life) to the Middle East to share democracy. However, this young lady is clearly a tattooed minion of Kim Jong-Il, followed by various members of Mugabe’s ZANU-PF and the Burmese State Peace and Development Council.

nappyduggs April 15, 2010 at 1:10 pm

That crazy jig he’s doing causes me to think that Cliff Claven is finally showing signs of wet brain.

Mr Blifil April 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm

[re=557173]the problem child[/re]: Hmmm…she is perhaps not the Miss Buffalo Chip material I thought she was. Thanks for that cold slap in the face.

E-lite-Marxist April 15, 2010 at 1:16 pm

[re=556986]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh really? Our videographers must have missed this lady….

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/04/face-of-the-day-9.html

thesheriffisnear April 15, 2010 at 1:19 pm

[re=557126]Prommie[/re]: Steve Guttenberg, also.

Ava2010 April 15, 2010 at 1:31 pm

I immediately recognized this from ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.’ It’s the same scene where the residents pretend to watch The World Series. “Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die.”

GOPCrusher April 15, 2010 at 2:09 pm

After watching that video, the only thing I can say is “What the fuck was that?”

SlouchingTowardsWasilla April 15, 2010 at 2:25 pm

The retarded leading the retardeder.

Aquannissiwamissoo April 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm

It’s important to remember that Boston Common, on a spring day, is a veritable biome and ecotone of various clueless and annoying libtard protesters and petition and money gatherers and splonges. And they won’t shut up if you start talking to them. I say this as a libtard myself.

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