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needz moar bra
Nice funbags. Stupid teabag(ger)s.
I’D DO HER ALSO! ALSO!
-SP
WHOEVER SHE IS FOR PALINS VP!!!!
Teabaggers would never do such a thing — because, according to their idea that waterboarding is an effective interrogation strategy, they might learn something.
I like the shape of that shirt.
Nice compound eyes.
Gross.
Perfectly good rack, spoiled.
Wow…I mean seriously, just wow.
tits or gtfo
One of those party crashers, obvs.
I love how the ‘baggers claim they don’t condone any violence and are just respectful patriots.
It’s funny because Obama… I mean Bush… wait why is it funny again?
Honestly, I hate torture cheerleaders and teabaggers as much as the next dude, but, seriously: nice tits.
‘d have to put a paper bag over it, though.
Well, that’s just tits.
Waterboarding used as a form of cruelty for cruelty’s own sake. I like it!
I’m actually relieved.
[re=556478]Crank Tango[/re]: tits and get the fuck out anyway
MOTORBOAT OBAMA
There must be some mistake … an attractive tea bagger??? She must be one of those infiltrators!
Motorboat Obama?
Was she suggesting that she’d waterboard Obama with those?
Dam Patty you beat me!
New Snorg girl?
beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
BILF
I have a morbid fear that the face of a lizard person is hiding in the shadow. Nice TT Bags but on a lizard person, maybe just gross.
The sunglasses have me suspicious of this woman’s true motives. “Real” teabaggers wear sunglasses, too, I know, but ask yourself, if you were going to infiltrate one of these loon-fests with some over-the-top crazy sign or slogan, you’d wear sunglasses… amirite?
Just not sure. That slogan is pretty fucking cray-ZEE if it’s for realz.
Because torture is so fucking hilarious! Especially when you print the “joke” on pink shirt and then put the shirt on an insane bimbo who forgot her bra.
Attractive? Nice tits? You people have had a long day.
Taking those same letters, she can’t spell Hooters but…she could spell:
A BAA DEAR WOMB ROT
A BAA AM BRED OR TWO
AWARE BROAD AT MOB
AROMA BABE WART DO
AROMA BATOR WAD BE
See? It’s not impossible to have attractive features and still be retarded. Remember Palin? Y’all wanted to do her, too. Retardee, meet Retardo.
Mom?
Boobies!
[re=556467]DangerousLiberal[/re]: With sugartits like those beauts, her shirt should say “motorboat Obama” – then he can pull the shirt over her butterface and get to business…
Well, let’s see. We hung Japanese soldiers for waterboarding our prisoners in WW2, so do we get to hang the teabaggers if they waterboard Obama? I’ve seen waterboarding done in training (don’t ask) and it is definitely torture. Scares the shit out of you to the point where you’ll admit to anything to get it to stop. Anybody who says it isn’t torture, should undergo it and see for themselves. For example, our goofy-smiling lady with the Pleasure Zeppelins. She would be somewhat distressed by THAT wet t-shirt competition, I guarantee you.
I am beginning the enjoy the teabaggers, especially the bags.
She may be retarded, but them titays aint retarded.
Hmmm. Casabas.
Huh? Wha-? Did her t-shirt say something?
Maybe Playboy should do a ‘Girls of the Tea Party’ pictorial.
If a tea-bagger was waterboarded would she have a wet tea-shirt?
Parts of that, I’d hit.
[re=556514]GeneralLerong[/re]: I wouldn’t mind doing Michele Bachmann either.
[re=556533]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: She would have wet panties too from where she peed herself.
I bet it says “I Slept with Mitt Romny” on the back. But what’s with the Chanel glasses, doesn’t she know the freedom hating French people don’t truck with the waterboarding (Freedomboarding?)
[re=556523]steverino247[/re]: I mean, isn’t the point of that training where they do waterboarding, to TRAIN SOLDIERS TO BE ABLE TO RESIST TORTURE?
Just seems to me that if waterboarding isn’t torture, then they’re probably doing it wrong, training-wise.
[re=556541]King of the Dipshits[/re]: Yeah, that goes right along with “Freedom Kissing” and “Freedom Ticklers.”
@:jus_wonderin, I’d go with:
Aw am a retard boob.
[re=556512]Gregoire[/re]: Yes. Drooling over a pair of crazy teabagger lady-tits isn’t cool, people. Besides, they look like they are heading south, away from the brain rot.
Julie Newmar a teabagger? Who knew? Smother is mother with an S, also.
[re=556544]mumblyjoe[/re]: Not really. The point is to let soldiers know how bad it is so they can be prepared with some other bullshit story that won’t get their buddies killed or to make the enemy chase their tails long enough for the rest of your guys to get away. If you don’t know how bad it is, you could be shocked into giving up the correct information. By the way, it’s not done to everybody in training. I think all the Special Warfare guys get it as part of survival, escape and evasion training. We were doing it as part of a mock PW camp with a similar mission. People gave up information just watching it being done to another soldier. It was only done to one or two, but everybody else knew about it, especially after the guy got up off the board. The soldier volunteered (without knowing how bad it was, but that couldn’t be helped, really) and the sensations he would experience were explained to him by the interrogator before he started. Only interrogators who had undergone the procedure themselves could use it on someone else in training. It was made very clear that it was torture, a violation of the Geneva Conventions and that Japanese soldiers who used it were hung as war criminals.
Pretty sure she’s one of the “Crash the Tea Party” crowd. Google it.
I Internet-knew this girl who liked getting slapped in the titties. Oh God, I hope it isn’t her, trolling for tit abuse.
Crap. Now what am I going to do with all these “Pull out Obama’s fingernails” t-shirts in size XX-Boobies?
I’d heard Heather Mills planned to settle in the US, but I’d lost track of her.
[re=556590]steverino247[/re]: Well, I was oversimplifying, but it is, I assume, part of the “R” in SERE; it’s just being prepared with some bullshit story is one of the better forms of Resistance.
But, my main point was to point out the enormous logical gap in torture-cheerleaders’ reasoning. If waterboarding (counterfactually) weren’t “bad enough” to be torture, but we’re using it to train our own troops in preparation for the possibility of getting captured and tortured, then that would pretty much amount to missing the point entirely, no? It’s not like your firearms training consists solely of playing Call of Duty, after all.
Go Home ya bra burnin hippie! lolz.
[re=556612]mumblyjoe[/re]: Wait. So my three day marathon sessions on Call of Duty won’t get me a marksman badge?
Credit where credit is due: she chose an excellent platform for her message.
Michelle Phillips got a boob job!
Just waiting for Hannity to go through with his waterboarding.
With a forehead that gigantic (male pattern baldness?) she shouldn’t pull her hair back so tightly. Also, less tooth.
I’m commenting on that for the men of the wonkeratti, whose focus probably didn’t make it that far up.
Dad?
[re=556541]King of the Dipshits[/re]: Chanel sunglasses probably imported from the Korean knock-off market. So she’s advertising a French brand while supporting illegally imported goods made by exploited labor. How teabaggy!
Aging strippers have a lot of time to kill while the sun is up.
The fake boobs don’t hide her ugly soul.
[re=556496]Patty Dumpling[/re]: winz
She was probably at the rally just looking to score, M/F. My guess: she succeeded.
SKATEBOARD OBAMA!
[re=556474]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: She is indeed pretty fly.
[re=556496]Patty Dumpling[/re]: [re=556498]The Silver Fox[/re]: TWIN WIN! (Double the bags, double the fun!)
She’s got meth mouth, I’m pretty sure.
[re=556527]El Pinche[/re]: In the new Amerikuh, even the retards get titties.
[re=556634]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Huh, hair? Whaaaa?
Motorboat them titties!
Hey honey, beautiful day for a little freedom, huh? Oh goll-dang what’s that say — oh, waterboard Obama. It’s hard to see all that with the W pointin’ at Canada and the D runnin’ off to Texas. But waterboardin’ ‘im — sheeeit, that ain’t gonna do diddly. You know them secret agents get trained against that sorta stuff — and you don’t get to be no sleeper-cell president without being immune to waterboarding.
Hell, you know that revolution that just ended in Sri Lanka? Nevermind — big island in the middle of the ocean. Well they got these dudes called Tamil Tigers, and they captured one o’those motherfuckers and tied him up and started questioning and you know what happened? Them soldiers heard a crunching sound and that Tamil Tiger motherfucker chewed off his own tongue and spit it out at his feet. Obama’s running the most powerful country in the history of the world. Motherfucker’d probably dislocate his jaw and swallow himself whole before he’d answer squat.
That’s why you can’t be too careful. If you get close to him ever, you look real close at the tips of his fingers. If they look callussed, they’re probably hard as rocks. Hindu priests harden ‘em up to tear the beating hearts out of their sacrifices. They didn’t just make that Indiana Jones scene up outta thin air, you know — there’s a kernel of truth to everything. In fact I’ll bet that’s what he’s really doin’ when he’s playing basketball. You think he’s in the gym shootin’ hoops but when nobody’s lookin’ I’ll bet he’s practicing his Hindu Heart Attack on them basketballs. I’ll bet them Secret Service agents pee in their pants every time they go in there and see a pile of deflated torn up basketballs in the corner. “Uh, what happened to these here basketballs, Mr. President?” “They fell.” You don’t ask shit after that, you know what I mean.
So yeah, shit’s gonna get crazy before it gets ugly. Speaking of which, do you think Jesus ever got a blowjob in a parking lot?
[re=556513]jus_wonderin[/re]: Not to mention WAR DAME; BRA TABOO.
“What big knockers!” Dr. Frankenstein
“Why, thank you.” Teri Garr
[re=556612]mumblyjoe[/re]: OK. Got your point. Thanks.
And Pong wasn’t invented yet when I took my firearms training, let alone Call of Duty. I still remember my first day at the slingshot range…
looks like the african lion in the whitehouse lady’s mongoloid idiot daughter.
The Teabaggers have gotten the “shit-eating grin” down to a science.
Goddamn, won’t Jesus just rapture these freaks, already?
Is that a pimple on her nose or is she just happy to see me?
I’d hit that. In the god-damn FACE.
[re=556502]obfuscator[/re]: Beauty just fades away, but ugly holds its own.
The the words of the late great Rick James as portrayed by Chapelle: “The Milk’s gone bad.”
And end scene.
Is that a picture of Jane Hamscher?
Waterboard her & she’d just float right back up.
Could we just waterboard the t-shirt? Then we all win!
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