A Children’s Treasury of Boston Teabagger Dorkery

by Ken Layne

Yeah that'll show 'em?
HELLO, SAILOR! Not sure what this fellow is even protesting or if he’s just proud of wriggling around in Mitt’s magic underwear, but it’s safe to say that his Tea Party Shirt has the best spelling and grammar and font of any Teabagger shirt, sign or words scrawled on Sarah Palin’s palm.

Fried dough are stupid things.
What’s up, picture of Ronald Reagan? Ohhhh, so the Health Care Reform legislation passed by a popularly elected government is the, let’s see, the “mortar” that “fortified” the “Wall Obama built that stands between the Gov’t and its People” …. WHOA FRIED DOUGH, catch ya later, picture of Ronald Reagan!

ET phone home.
And why should we care if a Space Alien likes free ice cream? Go back to Socialist Alien World, for your free fucking ice cream, you fuck. In America, ice cream’s for people.

Slick Mitt and his dumb Snowbilly sidekick, Skittles.
You think the guy who slept with Romney realizes Romney might be sharing magic underwear with the Palins? And you know who else doesn’t take off his long underwear all winter? Todd.

Thanks to Garrett Quinn for providing these lovely on-the-scene photographs, and fuck you Weigel cultivate your OWN Boston teabagger photo sources.

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Potater April 14, 2010 at 3:31 pm

I need that shirt.


Deacon Frank Orris April 14, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Dude in the last picture misspelled “insanity.” Typical!

Crank Tango April 14, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Yeah something tells me that shirt was worn by one of our side. Needs moar bring back arrested development.

WhatTheHeck April 14, 2010 at 3:35 pm

Well Ken, I thonk there’s a typo. There’s gotta be a typo.
He meant to say “I schlepped with Mitt Romney.”
Tea Baggers and typos go together like a Sarah and a Palin.

SayItWithWookies April 14, 2010 at 3:35 pm

Give me ice cream or give me death, I always say. Or lime Italian ice or an Indian burn. Mmm, lime Italian ice.

Dashboard_Buddha April 14, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Not as crazy as I had expected.

Suds McKenzie April 14, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Let me know when you have fried ice cream and I’ll break out my Sharpy.

Texan Bulldoggette April 14, 2010 at 3:36 pm

I don’t think I’d be bragging about sleeping with Mittens. You don’t see Anne Romney running around with that shirt on, do you?

Come here a minute April 14, 2010 at 3:36 pm

What does a golf course have to do with teabaggers? Stupid twat!

Will work for shoes April 14, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Is that first dude one of those crash the tea party guys? Or just one of Mormon Romney’s wives?

OhBoy April 14, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Looks like erect and perky man tits

Looy April 14, 2010 at 3:38 pm
predilectrix April 14, 2010 at 3:38 pm

He slept with Romney and has the erect nipples to show for it.

Extemporanus April 14, 2010 at 3:39 pm


bored with gravity April 14, 2010 at 3:39 pm

Neads moar mispelings. Also and such as.

charlesdegoal April 14, 2010 at 3:40 pm

In the earlier post, I actually thought the sign was in favor of fascism, which is pretty much what most of these folks are advocating. I see the emphasis on freedom as similar to the notion that “Arbeit macht frei” and am waiting for the other shoe to drop any day now, when some Mussolini, Peron or other right-wing populist rises from the gutter to lead this bunch. Always a dangerous state of affairs.

One Yield Regular April 14, 2010 at 3:40 pm

[re=556251]Deacon Frank Orris[/re]: I think it’s actually supposed to be “SHANITY” – Teabagger shorthand for “Sean Hannity.”

bureaucrap April 14, 2010 at 3:42 pm

The back of it must say, “… And all I got was this lousy T-shirt”.

Smoke Filled Roommate April 14, 2010 at 3:45 pm

The wall Obama built between the gov’t and its people is fortified by the mortar of blah blah fucking blah. Teatard’s gettin’ wordy on our ass! Lookout!

JMP April 14, 2010 at 3:45 pm

Mr. Teabagger, confuse this metaphor!

Patty Dumpling April 14, 2010 at 3:47 pm

I thought these guys wanted a smaller government, one which would stay out of our lives, but now it’s ‘tear down this wall which separates the government from the people’? Well if you love the government so much, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind funding its operations a little bit OH WAIT…

Mostly_Harmless April 14, 2010 at 3:48 pm
joementum April 14, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Shouldn’t we be seeing more Dr. Congressman Ron Paul for Prezident signs?

LiveFromSinusCity April 14, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Is it just me or does Weigel look like Charlie Sheen?

Patty Dumpling April 14, 2010 at 3:54 pm

[re=556294]LiveFromSinusCity[/re]: More like the guy from Clerks.

Capitol Hillbilly April 14, 2010 at 3:56 pm

Romney/Palin ’12, what a dream team. I want one of those signs.

liquiddaddy April 14, 2010 at 3:57 pm

This is without a doubt the best grammar and spelling on a tee shirt from these guys. It is even free of nacho cheese and spooge stains.

Troubledog April 14, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Why do the corporations own the attention of the simple people? Remember back in the day when there were socialist labor unions that supported the Democrat Party? Good times, good times…but why aren’t there any liberals that can inspire people to call in sick and make big signs?

What would happen if some inspirational progressive liberal-ish sort of dude started making promises to help the people live better lives?

Oh yeah. Two dead Kennedys and a King. Gotcha.

Mr Blifil April 14, 2010 at 4:02 pm

Mr. Reagan-picture McLogorrhea is gonna need a bigger sign…

SmutBoffin April 14, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Fried dough, huh? These Teabagger things are just starting to resemble County Fairs more and more. Next, see the WORLD’S LARGEST HOG (named, “Nancy Pelosi”, or whatever GEDDIT? PORK!) and stay for music of THE TROGGS.

BOOBIES! April 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Today, we are all Mitt Romney’s tawdry one night stands.

Keram2 April 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm

The only thing worse than teabaggers are people that won’t shut the fuck up about their kids. Glad to see the two have successfully merged photo #3.

Starrigavan April 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Just replace all those signs with:

“Take Back OUR Country… WAAAAHHHH!”

Not a peep from these idiots for 8 years of the country sliding into the abyss and the minute the right wing loses an election, up they pop claiming to be independents, but the only people they attack are Democrats and their leader is one of the losing Republican candidates from the last election. I’m sorry, ‘Baggers, if your leader is former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and former Republican Governor Sarah Palin, you’re just the crazier wing of the Republican party. As the economy improves, as health care reform is implemented, these rallies will become smaller, whiter (if possible) shriller and sillier.

thesheriffisnear April 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm

[re=556309]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Its the new Kennedy/Johnson.

slowuncle April 14, 2010 at 4:10 pm

My shirt says

“I gave Mitt a Boston Pancake”

assistant/atlas April 14, 2010 at 4:11 pm
obfuscator April 14, 2010 at 4:16 pm

the reagan/barry/wall sign… christ almighty. the composition and execution are on par with a homemade sign waved around by a screaming 12 year old at a dustin beebler concert. what a bunch of deluded assjockeys.

President Beeblebrox April 14, 2010 at 4:20 pm

[re=556341]slowuncle[/re]: Jeebus. That’s a new one on me. Like a Cleveland Steamer but with moar juice.

Starrigavan April 14, 2010 at 4:26 pm


I Caped Romney’s Cod?

Mustang April 14, 2010 at 4:31 pm

This nice teabagger lady doesn’t even need a sign to be horrifying. Props!


PlanetWingnuta April 14, 2010 at 4:36 pm

for the first picture…PICS OR GTFO! and does mitt like his hair being touched when having sex….cause i dont see that happening.

RoscoePColtraine April 14, 2010 at 4:38 pm

I’m eager to hear Glenn Beck give his University-of-I-Don’t-Remember estimate of the crowd size. 10,000, or more like three quarter million? Boston is full of Univeristy’s-of-I-Don’t-Remember, so I’m inclined to forgive his forgetfulness on this one.

slowuncle April 14, 2010 at 4:39 pm

[re=556361]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Well, actually it’s a Cleveland Steamer, except flattened for better coverage…

TGY April 14, 2010 at 4:41 pm

I like pi.

sezme April 14, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Why can’t we see Eric Massa’s head in that top picture?

jus_wonderin April 14, 2010 at 4:46 pm

Oh yeah, those parents gave him ice cream. But I bet they withhold any medical intervention to save him from his increasingly green-tinted skin on the grounds it is against the Tea Party Creed.

Poor Lil Green Feller. Mommy and Daddy have invested their devotion in their hastily scrawled sign; above your welfare. Enjoy that ice cream before you succumb the green that has progress far beyond the cure.

Good luck buddy, your ‘rents have a big ole case of the “What about me!”! syndrome and the “I hate the other” boogey-boogey boos.

notreallyhelping April 14, 2010 at 4:46 pm

They’ll only get our ice cream when they pry it out of our really, really cold dead hands.

Jim89048 April 14, 2010 at 4:54 pm

That being that proclaims its love of ice cream and freedom is obviously a cancer survivor, so must therefore also love healthcare?

FlownOver April 14, 2010 at 4:57 pm

[re=556352]obfuscator[/re]: True, but at least they got the “its” right, for once – and for Jesus’s junior high English teacher.

jus_wonderin April 14, 2010 at 5:00 pm

[re=556404]sezme[/re]: “Why can’t we see Eric Massa’s head in that top picture?”

Is that because the photo crop of the bottom quadrant was too high?

Jerri April 14, 2010 at 5:03 pm


gertrudis April 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm

[re=556320]Mr Blifil[/re]: [re=556352]obfuscator[/re]: Needs a whole Powerpoint presentation to make all its points.

I think our signmaker may be a woman, look at the neatly trimmed nails & small hand! She worked hard on this. It’s *almost* a shame her audience’s mind is on fried dough and ice cream.

Red Zeppelin April 14, 2010 at 5:21 pm

[re=556288]Mostly_Harmless[/re]: Fried dough–is it like doughnuts but with extra cholesterol? Is this the magic fuel driving teabaggerdom?

comicbookguy April 14, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Why is that cancer patient child against health care? Did the teabaggers say, “Do you want ice cream or do you want more chemo?” and there’s your answer!

P.S. Ice cream is cheaper too! Fiscally responsible!!11!

slowuncle April 14, 2010 at 5:46 pm

[re=556469]comicbookguy[/re]: The nexus between anti-healthcare teabaggerz & faith healing should have been a no-brainer, but I was a little slow on the uptake—-silly me

Bearbloke April 14, 2010 at 5:56 pm

[re=556263]OhBoy[/re]: Mittens has that effect on men…

problemwithcaring April 14, 2010 at 6:03 pm

[re=556327]Keram2[/re]: I was going to say the same thing about teabaggers and bumper stickers.

comicbookguy April 14, 2010 at 6:04 pm

[re=556520]slowuncle[/re]: In a fiscally responsible cost-benefit analysis, faith healing wins hands-down.

loquaciousmusic April 14, 2010 at 6:10 pm

[re=556251]Deacon Frank Orris[/re]: At least the dude in the “Fried Dough” picture didn’t misspell “its.” Jesus, that must be a first for these people.

chascates April 14, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Isn’t Massachusetts the state that has ROMNEYCARE?

Jukesgrrl April 14, 2010 at 6:48 pm

[re=556574]chascates[/re]: Why let facts stand in the way of how you FEEL?

thehelveticascenario April 14, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Why do these people hate America?

Bearbloke April 14, 2010 at 7:03 pm

[re=556608]thehelveticascenario[/re]: Because there’s an Uppity (that is, a smart, professional, well-sorted, driven, forward-looking, well-travelled, highly-honoured, well-respected, Yale-grad, former Constitutional law Professor, former US Senator) Ni66er in the WHITE House!

Tim April 14, 2010 at 7:57 pm

I’m the guy with the shirt – he was trying to hitchhike from Ohio to Boston, and who do you know pulled up? The car was full of screaming children, but Mittney pulled the fresh dog carcass out of it’s car-top carrier and suggested he ride in there. As the automobile worked its way up to speed, Mitt was delighted at the browning and urine-ing of his front and back windshields, tempting him to drive ever shittier. He had a bunch of those t-shirts because he’d planned to sell them in New Orleans, but canceled his plans. So it was the only clean thing he had to give me to wear to the tea party. Go Mitt!! and just for the record I’m gay as a seven dollar bill and would never, ever sleep with Mitt Romney.

Tim April 14, 2010 at 7:59 pm

I hate it when you fuck up and can’t edit your posts.

HughJennicks April 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm

It’s obvious that a guy named Mitt gets penciled into the lineup behind the plate catching.

fork-wielding maniac April 14, 2010 at 8:48 pm

paraphrasing here, but, on ye olde wireless today, i heard the snowbilly say something like:


yeah, and then we’ll say, “OH YEAH UH HUH YES WE CAN TOO ALSO!1!!”

and then i’ll go get my federally mandated taxpayer-funded FREE abortion from janet reno.

clientnumber8 April 15, 2010 at 11:32 am

You slept with Mitt Romney, but did you snorkel him?

libwakman April 15, 2010 at 12:22 pm

Boston..my home town. We hardly know ya.
Hanging head in shame.

rastignac April 15, 2010 at 12:34 pm

[re=556313]liquiddaddy[/re]: Perfect moniker for the Mittens t-shirt.

Hank_Thoreau April 15, 2010 at 8:51 pm

Not a chance Palin would have pulled this shite if Teddy were still around.

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