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A Children’s Treasury of Boston Teabagger Dorkery

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HELLO, SAILOR! Not sure what this fellow is even protesting or if he’s just proud of wriggling around in Mitt’s magic underwear, but it’s safe to say that his Tea Party Shirt has the best spelling and grammar and font of any Teabagger shirt, sign or words scrawled on Sarah Palin’s palm.

Fried dough are stupid things.
What’s up, picture of Ronald Reagan? Ohhhh, so the Health Care Reform legislation passed by a popularly elected government is the, let’s see, the “mortar” that “fortified” the “Wall Obama built that stands between the Gov’t and its People” …. WHOA FRIED DOUGH, catch ya later, picture of Ronald Reagan!

ET phone home.
And why should we care if a Space Alien likes free ice cream? Go back to Socialist Alien World, for your free fucking ice cream, you fuck. In America, ice cream’s for people.

Slick Mitt and his dumb Snowbilly sidekick, Skittles.
You think the guy who slept with Romney realizes Romney might be sharing magic underwear with the Palins? And you know who else doesn’t take off his long underwear all winter? Todd.

Thanks to Garrett Quinn for providing these lovely on-the-scene photographs, and fuck you Weigel cultivate your OWN Boston teabagger photo sources.

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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Comments

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  • Potater

    I need that shirt.

    Now.

  • Deacon Frank Orris

    Dude in the last picture misspelled “insanity.” Typical!

  • Crank Tango

    Yeah something tells me that shirt was worn by one of our side. Needs moar bring back arrested development.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Well Ken, I thonk there’s a typo. There’s gotta be a typo.
    He meant to say “I schlepped with Mitt Romney.”
    Tea Baggers and typos go together like a Sarah and a Palin.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Give me ice cream or give me death, I always say. Or lime Italian ice or an Indian burn. Mmm, lime Italian ice.

  • Dashboard_Buddha

    Not as crazy as I had expected.

  • Suds McKenzie

    Let me know when you have fried ice cream and I’ll break out my Sharpy.

  • Texan Bulldoggette

    I don’t think I’d be bragging about sleeping with Mittens. You don’t see Anne Romney running around with that shirt on, do you?

  • Come here a minute

    What does a golf course have to do with teabaggers? Stupid twat!

  • Will work for shoes

    Is that first dude one of those crash the tea party guys? Or just one of Mormon Romney’s wives?

  • OhBoy

    Looks like erect and perky man tits

  • Looy
  • predilectrix

    He slept with Romney and has the erect nipples to show for it.

  • Extemporanus

    MITT SAY RELAX

  • bored with gravity

    Neads moar mispelings. Also and such as.

  • charlesdegoal

    In the earlier post, I actually thought the sign was in favor of fascism, which is pretty much what most of these folks are advocating. I see the emphasis on freedom as similar to the notion that “Arbeit macht frei” and am waiting for the other shoe to drop any day now, when some Mussolini, Peron or other right-wing populist rises from the gutter to lead this bunch. Always a dangerous state of affairs.

  • One Yield Regular

    [re=556251]Deacon Frank Orris[/re]: I think it’s actually supposed to be “SHANITY” – Teabagger shorthand for “Sean Hannity.”

  • bureaucrap

    The back of it must say, “… And all I got was this lousy T-shirt”.

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    The wall Obama built between the gov’t and its people is fortified by the mortar of blah blah fucking blah. Teatard’s gettin’ wordy on our ass! Lookout!

  • JMP

    Mr. Teabagger, confuse this metaphor!

  • Patty Dumpling

    I thought these guys wanted a smaller government, one which would stay out of our lives, but now it’s ‘tear down this wall which separates the government from the people’? Well if you love the government so much, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind funding its operations a little bit OH WAIT…

  • Mostly_Harmless
  • joementum

    Shouldn’t we be seeing more Dr. Congressman Ron Paul for Prezident signs?

  • LiveFromSinusCity

    Is it just me or does Weigel look like Charlie Sheen?

  • Patty Dumpling

    [re=556294]LiveFromSinusCity[/re]: More like the guy from Clerks.

  • Capitol Hillbilly

    Romney/Palin ’12, what a dream team. I want one of those signs.

  • liquiddaddy

    This is without a doubt the best grammar and spelling on a tee shirt from these guys. It is even free of nacho cheese and spooge stains.

  • Troubledog

    Why do the corporations own the attention of the simple people? Remember back in the day when there were socialist labor unions that supported the Democrat Party? Good times, good times…but why aren’t there any liberals that can inspire people to call in sick and make big signs?

    What would happen if some inspirational progressive liberal-ish sort of dude started making promises to help the people live better lives?

    Oh yeah. Two dead Kennedys and a King. Gotcha.

  • Mr Blifil

    Mr. Reagan-picture McLogorrhea is gonna need a bigger sign…

  • SmutBoffin

    Fried dough, huh? These Teabagger things are just starting to resemble County Fairs more and more. Next, see the WORLD’S LARGEST HOG (named, “Nancy Pelosi”, or whatever GEDDIT? PORK!) and stay for music of THE TROGGS.

  • BOOBIES!

    Today, we are all Mitt Romney’s tawdry one night stands.

  • Keram2

    The only thing worse than teabaggers are people that won’t shut the fuck up about their kids. Glad to see the two have successfully merged photo #3.

  • Starrigavan

    Just replace all those signs with:

    “We Lost! WAAAAHHHHH!”
    “Take Back OUR Country… WAAAAHHHH!”

    Not a peep from these idiots for 8 years of the country sliding into the abyss and the minute the right wing loses an election, up they pop claiming to be independents, but the only people they attack are Democrats and their leader is one of the losing Republican candidates from the last election. I’m sorry, ‘Baggers, if your leader is former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and former Republican Governor Sarah Palin, you’re just the crazier wing of the Republican party. As the economy improves, as health care reform is implemented, these rallies will become smaller, whiter (if possible) shriller and sillier.

  • thesheriffisnear

    [re=556309]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Its the new Kennedy/Johnson.

  • slowuncle

    My shirt says

    “I gave Mitt a Boston Pancake”

  • assistant/atlas
  • obfuscator

    the reagan/barry/wall sign… christ almighty. the composition and execution are on par with a homemade sign waved around by a screaming 12 year old at a dustin beebler concert. what a bunch of deluded assjockeys.

  • President Beeblebrox

    [re=556341]slowuncle[/re]: Jeebus. That’s a new one on me. Like a Cleveland Steamer but with moar juice.

  • Starrigavan

    [re=556341]slowuncle[/re]:

    I Caped Romney’s Cod?

  • Mustang

    This nice teabagger lady doesn’t even need a sign to be horrifying. Props!

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-face-of-liberty

  • PlanetWingnuta

    for the first picture…PICS OR GTFO! and does mitt like his hair being touched when having sex….cause i dont see that happening.

  • RoscoePColtraine

    I’m eager to hear Glenn Beck give his University-of-I-Don’t-Remember estimate of the crowd size. 10,000, or more like three quarter million? Boston is full of Univeristy’s-of-I-Don’t-Remember, so I’m inclined to forgive his forgetfulness on this one.

  • slowuncle

    [re=556361]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Well, actually it’s a Cleveland Steamer, except flattened for better coverage…

  • TGY

    I like pi.

  • sezme

    Why can’t we see Eric Massa’s head in that top picture?

  • jus_wonderin

    Oh yeah, those parents gave him ice cream. But I bet they withhold any medical intervention to save him from his increasingly green-tinted skin on the grounds it is against the Tea Party Creed.

    Poor Lil Green Feller. Mommy and Daddy have invested their devotion in their hastily scrawled sign; above your welfare. Enjoy that ice cream before you succumb the green that has progress far beyond the cure.

    Good luck buddy, your ‘rents have a big ole case of the “What about me!”! syndrome and the “I hate the other” boogey-boogey boos.

  • notreallyhelping

    They’ll only get our ice cream when they pry it out of our really, really cold dead hands.

  • Jim89048

    That being that proclaims its love of ice cream and freedom is obviously a cancer survivor, so must therefore also love healthcare?

  • FlownOver

    [re=556352]obfuscator[/re]: True, but at least they got the “its” right, for once – and for Jesus’s junior high English teacher.

  • jus_wonderin

    [re=556404]sezme[/re]: “Why can’t we see Eric Massa’s head in that top picture?”

    Is that because the photo crop of the bottom quadrant was too high?

  • Jerri

    I LOVE FRIED DOUGH AND MY FREEDOM!!!!

  • gertrudis

    [re=556320]Mr Blifil[/re]: [re=556352]obfuscator[/re]: Needs a whole Powerpoint presentation to make all its points.

    I think our signmaker may be a woman, look at the neatly trimmed nails & small hand! She worked hard on this. It’s *almost* a shame her audience’s mind is on fried dough and ice cream.

  • Red Zeppelin

    [re=556288]Mostly_Harmless[/re]: Fried dough–is it like doughnuts but with extra cholesterol? Is this the magic fuel driving teabaggerdom?

  • comicbookguy

    Why is that cancer patient child against health care? Did the teabaggers say, “Do you want ice cream or do you want more chemo?” and there’s your answer!

    P.S. Ice cream is cheaper too! Fiscally responsible!!11!

  • slowuncle

    [re=556469]comicbookguy[/re]: The nexus between anti-healthcare teabaggerz & faith healing should have been a no-brainer, but I was a little slow on the uptake—-silly me

  • Bearbloke

    [re=556263]OhBoy[/re]: Mittens has that effect on men…

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=556327]Keram2[/re]: I was going to say the same thing about teabaggers and bumper stickers.

  • comicbookguy

    [re=556520]slowuncle[/re]: In a fiscally responsible cost-benefit analysis, faith healing wins hands-down.

  • loquaciousmusic

    [re=556251]Deacon Frank Orris[/re]: At least the dude in the “Fried Dough” picture didn’t misspell “its.” Jesus, that must be a first for these people.

  • chascates

    Isn’t Massachusetts the state that has ROMNEYCARE?

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=556574]chascates[/re]: Why let facts stand in the way of how you FEEL?

  • thehelveticascenario

    Why do these people hate America?

  • Bearbloke

    [re=556608]thehelveticascenario[/re]: Because there’s an Uppity (that is, a smart, professional, well-sorted, driven, forward-looking, well-travelled, highly-honoured, well-respected, Yale-grad, former Constitutional law Professor, former US Senator) Ni66er in the WHITE House!

  • Tim

    I’m the guy with the shirt – he was trying to hitchhike from Ohio to Boston, and who do you know pulled up? The car was full of screaming children, but Mittney pulled the fresh dog carcass out of it’s car-top carrier and suggested he ride in there. As the automobile worked its way up to speed, Mitt was delighted at the browning and urine-ing of his front and back windshields, tempting him to drive ever shittier. He had a bunch of those t-shirts because he’d planned to sell them in New Orleans, but canceled his plans. So it was the only clean thing he had to give me to wear to the tea party. Go Mitt!! and just for the record I’m gay as a seven dollar bill and would never, ever sleep with Mitt Romney.

  • Tim

    I hate it when you fuck up and can’t edit your posts.

  • HughJennicks

    It’s obvious that a guy named Mitt gets penciled into the lineup behind the plate catching.

  • fork-wielding maniac

    paraphrasing here, but, on ye olde wireless today, i heard the snowbilly say something like:

    “AND WHEN THEY SAY ALSO TOO THEREFORE “YES WE CAN” WE’LL JUST RESPOND WITH IN ADDITION TO “NO YOU DON’T”!!!11!1!”

    yeah, and then we’ll say, “OH YEAH UH HUH YES WE CAN TOO ALSO!1!!”

    and then i’ll go get my federally mandated taxpayer-funded FREE abortion from janet reno.

  • clientnumber8

    You slept with Mitt Romney, but did you snorkel him?

  • libwakman

    Boston..my home town. We hardly know ya.
    Hanging head in shame.

  • rastignac

    [re=556313]liquiddaddy[/re]: Perfect moniker for the Mittens t-shirt.

  • Hank_Thoreau

    Not a chance Palin would have pulled this shite if Teddy were still around.