Walking nicotine stain John Boehner, dapper lifelong bachelor David Dreier and stripper-loving sleazebag Pete Sessions have one wonderful thing in common: their mom, wingnut congresslady Virginia Foxx. She’s such a dingbat that the Republicans gave her the Ronald Reagan Dingbat award down at the Southern Confederacy dinner convention the GOP just held in that one place they drowned, New Orleans. [YouTube via Wonkette operative "Chris H."]
Three Orange Republican Congressmen Praise Their Mom, Virginia Foxx
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“Virigina Foxx is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”
Of course they love her as she’s probably the closest real life example of Angela Landsbury’s character from the Manchurian Candidate.
Did David Dreier score one of those sweet Jon Voight masks from Mission: Impossible?
Am I the only one that just had to masturbate to that? That Virginia Foxxx….
Naughty congressladies need love too! too! too! too!
Lying to Congress: Check (Matthew Shepherd beating death a hoax)
Paranoid about nonexistant threats: Check (Islamic Terrorists are taking over the Congress by becoming unpaid interns)
Fondness for hairstyles from the 40′s: Check and double check
Slavish devotion to discredited economic theory: Check
Yep, she’s built in St. Ronnie’s image. Between this piece of walking excrement and the continued success of Jesse Helms wannabes in North Carolina, I worry South Carolina’s been spiking the water up north with its special blend of crazy.
[re=555730]ManchuCandidate[/re]: No confirmation yet that she saw Bobby Jindal and reflexively recoiled in horror before Vitter told her he was one of the “good darkies”.
She’s not a telephone? That’s a relief, for a while I though she might actually be a telephone. We shouldn’t elect inanimate objects. Oooops, too late…
“Virginia Foxx is the biggest, hardest”
I bet she is, Boner, I bet she is.
Redd Foxx’s mom is an old white lady?
All this MSM nonsense about the “Republican Resurgence” and Newtie’s fantasy of shutting down the Gub’mint agin once they take back the house, could be silenced in an instant with one good DNC ad just showing Boner’s tantrum at the passage of HCR and the suggestion that this asshole would become Speaker of the House.
You’re welcome.
When I first listened to this, I heard “…battling in the halls of Congress for our freedoms” as ‘babbling’, and I thought ‘OMG,they’ve been reduced to disarming frankness!!’
[re=555749]Troubledog[/re]: Also Jamie Foxx’s–naw, I guess she his gramma.
I think it’s a privilege to call yourself Virginia Foxx because Virginia Foxx does. I don’t mince words with that. When Virginia Foxx drives past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. When she drives past, she knows she has to stop because she knows she’s the only one who can really help. KSW.
[re=555735]Spiro Agnew[/re]: Dumb, crazy bigots need representation too, too, too.
Also, put that stripper name down. Stripper names are for strippers only. You think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I’m here from downtown.
Walking shit stain John Boehner. Compared to John nicotine is good and good for you.
Nice voiceover and charming anecdote about David Obey’s pencils and all but really Larry Craig and John Ashcroft should have popped out to sing Carry Me Back to Ol’ Virginie if it’s gonna have any shot at best picture.
[re=555747]Potater[/re]: I breathed a sigh of relief when he finished that sentence. I wasn’t sure where he was headed…
Hey now, be fair. Conservatives didn’t personally drown New Orleans. They let the invisible hand of the free market drown New Orleans, for America.
Oh so boring! I’ve known trees that are more interesting than this wooden transvestite.
Lifelong educator? Is that enough to qualify Virginia Foxxy-lady as a “union thug?”
Virginia Foxx: the first in her family to walk on her hind legs.
Did anyone else read today’s (04/14) LA Times story that Orly Taitz was “uninvited” to a Tea Party in Plesanton, CA?
[re=555740]Berkeley Bear[/re]: Don’t forget Patrick McHenry. Our bench is deep but we stay under the radar so we can sneak up on other states in the playoffs.
what could orly do to be uninvited????? shocker!!!!! maybe she’ll sue them…we can hope!
This production has “Troy McClure” written all over it.
[re=555735]Spiro Agnew[/re]: No, I did, too.
This lady is such an idiot, even her POLAROIDS are backwards!!! Yep, look closely. They are facing the wrong way – down! She can’t even figure out low tech so how is she going to take this country into the future? Oh, I get it. She’ll use John McCain’s Time Machine. What a dufus that no one caught her backass pictures. Not to mention they are dirty has hell and probably have images of some GOP staffer’s naughty parts on the reverse side.
Just sayin’
Ughh I was hoping these tributes was because she is retiring. She’s so totally lame it is ridiculous. She even denies genocide, the Armenian genocide, what’s up with that Virginia Foxx? Oh and I love the double xx’s, saucy. I hope she shows up on RuPaul’s Drag Race with her daughter my favorite queen ‘Pandora Boxx’.
There is still a Southern Confederacy?
Why go to all the trouble to shoot green screen and then composite these fine representatives against a soiled cum-stained bed sheet? The Hue/Saturation effects are extra special lovely too. Also.
[re=555745]DickTaterPeeNoShay[/re]: “I LOVE LAMP!”
I live 5 minutes away from Virginia Foxx’s office in Boone, NC and the urge to drop flaming bags of poo on her porch almost overwhelms me every time I drive by it. My friend and her girlfriend once saw Foxx looking at them and immediately started making out in front of her.
I’ve never heard of Virginia Foxx. I have heard of Virginia Wolf. I have a Fox Terrier. And one of those long German dogs with TRex front paws. Is a Virginia Fox anything like that?
Begone, Wingnuts, before somebody opens a levee on you too. And take your little dog Jin-dahl with you.
[re=555842]Vartan84[/re]: My heart soared when I saw the word “tribute.” For one brief shining moment I thought she was dead.
Foxx might have the hair, but Mean Jean Schmidt retains the fashion win:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SqeaCWIDnxI/AAAAAAAAaKA/1D1m33NEzSs/s400/JeanSchmidtROH.jpg
[re=556097]jus_wonderin[/re]: Not as smart as a terrier.
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