This gets so awesome, starting around 2:30. Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade thinks he’s so cool, and then SLAM, BAM, DEATH, and massive 69-ing. [YouTube]
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His name is BJ, and Mr. Kilmeade wraps his legs around the dudes head. That is all.
This guy needs to go on Beck’s show, pronto
The things that Fox personalities will do to get their faces near guys’ man parts. Now Sarah Palin will want to go 3 out of 5 with him.
That made my freaking day (admittedly I’ve had a pretty crappy day). Next time Brian and his girlfriend need to work out their safe word before the festivities commence. Everyone knows no one says ‘uncle’ anymore.
Also I notice BJ is not white–he must have felt pretty lonely in that studio since Juan Williams wasn’t loitering around in his usual role of ‘token person of pigmentation.’
cute dimples.
coming up next — bear-baiting!
who’s the hero that comes in at the end to get some nuts on his face too? Is that doochy?
I’ll take “Rim Jobs” for a hundred, Alex.
FOX & Friends shark jumping moment?
That was awesome! BJ deserves the Medal of Freedom for that.
I’ve never seen anything similar on BBC World News.
That was so freakin awesome. I think there is a blingee or a gif somewhere in there.
Did they check his birf certificate? BJ is Kenyan-Hawaiian after all.
Or was Kilmeade trying to verify a circumcision for most of that.
The Penn is truly mightier than the douchebag.
Interesting how once Bri-Bri’s face makes crotch contact the other male host starts stripping.
Dry teabagging.
But the Fox asshole didn’t win, the skinny brown guy was all over him in a heartbeat! Kind of disheartening for the teabagger viewers.
Did he raspberry Brian? Because that would have been the straightest part of that video.
[re=555470]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: green balloons!
Wine me, dine me, 69 me. Christ almighty.
Cox & Friends
Steve Doocy + Flight of Stairs.
Make it happen and call it the UTSDDAFOSL (Ultimate Throwing Steve Doocy Down A Flight of Stairs League).
Needs moar punches in Kilmeade’s face…
Obama/UFC Guy ’12!
Sexytime!
[re=555470]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: BJ Penn is Hawaiian, just fyi.
[re=555515]nutcracker[/re]: Hawaiian? Doesn’t that mean Socialist muslin in Fox world?
But I thought Faux Newz was trying to distance itself from Teabagging. This was a how-to manual!
Dave “Dr. Death” Schultz would’ve teabagged Brian Kilmeade so hard upside the head that Steve Doocy’s ears would’ve been ringing louder than Gretchen Carlson’s ben wa balls in the “FOX & Friends” breakroom dishwasher.
[re=555490]AxmxZ[/re]: I was thinking along similar lines
The Penn is mightier than the tard
No massive blood loss or tap out after a minute? Penn, this is why you lost to Frankie Edgar.
Next on FOX – Wolff Blitzer teases a mako shark.
Without a doubt, this is the fucking stupidest thing ever perpetrated on Fox. And by gum that’s saying something. Brian, dude, guy FIGHTS for a LIVING and you obviously think you can take him. Uh No, no you can not. Dumb as a bag of hair indeed. The minute BJ took off his sunglasses you should have run for the hills. Dumbass.
We have attained Nerwsvana.
Make it a Doocey Sandwich and I’ll start going to church.
Finally, Faux reaches the level it just feels so normal and right to be on! Now how about getting that Blonde bimbo and palin to jello wrestle. I might even tune in for a change.
[re=555519]Extemporanus[/re]: The shame is that Dr. D didn’t slap hard enough to knock Stossel’s mustache off.
I know that a lot of gays work at News Corp, and part of me wonders if some mo producer didn’t set that segment up on purpose, because that was an enactment of many, many, many a gay fantasy. Except we’d tell the folks coming over to back the fuck up and don’t you dare fade camera!
The best part can be heard at the very end, there. “Brian, you’re fired.”
Brown-haired-guy-who’s-not-Steve-Doucy apparently feiled to learn the law school lesson of every Law and Order episode ever, for the past 20 years: don’t ask the question if you don’t know the answer.
Oh my GAY! I am watching Fox and whateverthehell octogon thing is from now on ever.
I want my $55 back, you cunt-faced loser! I’m lookin at you, you BJ. I hope GSP breaks your face.
Then ass-rapes you.
Worth my $55 every time!!
I guess it’s too much to hope that the tearing/ripping sound we hear in the last few seconds is the breaking or dislocating of Kilmeade’s arm? Seriously, though, I think the beat-down he received was commensurate to the spitting/frothing he was doing as he was talking to BJ at the beginning of the clip.
Also, he should have pulled that kimora off and ripped his effin arm out of the socket live on TV. Then taunted him for not having socialist Hawaiian single-payer insurance.
I hate that I can’t even enjoy a good fox-host ass whuppin without referencing HCR.
[re=555543]southern mark smith[/re]: “feiled”? Pay attention, douchebag. Clearly, “failed”.
Civil War II has started…..
Oh wait, Fox is fixed, wrestling is fixed, but Killme got his ass whooped.
[re=555527]Seek[/re]: Exactafuckinmundo. Memo to BK–when the shades come off, you should get lost.
Brian Kilmeade is the smart one.
Who gives a shit? What a waste of teh Intertubes.
Ninja Sits on Retard’s Face FTW
[re=555556]surfacenoise76[/re]: FINISH HIM!!
[re=555472]slappypaddy[/re]: [re=555508]mynameisdetroit[/re]: Don’t start what you won’t finish, mate…
UFC is so fuckin’ gay, and not in a good way. If I want to see two barefoot dudes 69ing, I’ll just rent some gay porn.
My personal favorite part was when Killmeade marveled at the existence of a neighborhood were children didn’t play croquet and badminton all summer long and instead, actually beat on one another. It was like BJ was from a FOREIGN LAND.
He was almost Dame Noonington-like in his curiosity.
WHAT THE TAINT!!?? WHY STOP WITH KILMEADE?!?! Gretchen is fair game, she looks like a sun bleached tranny. Pile drive that retarded raisin!!
[re=555585]hockeymom[/re]: If you noticed, BJ was very gentle , he didn’t want to accidently dislodge or even jam that silver spoon in Bri Bri’s ass.
What I’d really like to see is someone like Alan Colmes or Ralph Nader pin Kilmeade — someone Kilmeade would expect to beat would be much more fun than a professional fighter. Maybe Ruth Bader Ginsberg. With a barstool. And a Bowie knife. And she ends up carving her initials into his forehead. Um — brb.
Wait, isn’t this a Palin analogy-fART imitates life, or something like that.
BK: Go ahead, world-class martial artist, light-skinned negro — punch me in the face.
BJ: OK
BK gets his ass kicked like a hippy at a Merle Haggard concert…SEE…Obamar, see what happens when you take our guns and newclear bombs.
Why couldn’t this happen to the whole cast of “Fox and Friends”? Every time they talk about Obamer’s birf certificate, this guy should emerge from backstage and upend their chairs.
I love how Brian says “I weigh quite a bit more than you” or something to that extent as if he’s a match for BJ regardless of his size.
[re=555580]Bearbloke[/re]:
Ha! It would have been awesome if it ended in a Mortal Kombat zapping or disemboweling.
Kilmeade would have done better if it weren’t for his parents’ miscegenation.
FOXALITY!
reminds me of this. it opens with some rapping rappers talking, but stick with it.
http://gawker.com/5503422/cheeseburger-brawl-results-in-de+pantsing-is-videotaped-by-famous-rapper
They were doing it so rough, they went sliding off the mat. I fucking love when that happens!
This made Jon Stewart’s the Daily Show tonight. Hi-larious.
[re=555519]Extemporanus[/re]: Or what Hulk Hogan did to Richard Belzer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Belzer#Hulk_Hogan_incident
[re=555585]hockeymom[/re]: damn it…it’s WHERE, not were. Idiot.
He’s lucky he didn’t have to contend with BJ’s rubber guard.
[re=555618]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Jon nailed this!!! Can’t even dream this crap up.—- which says a lot @ Faux News & Co.
[re=555608]obfuscator[/re]: Fat obnoxious drunk vs. laid back bearded guy who must have been a high school or college wrestler. This is why the internet was invented.
[re=555603]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=555621]Marlowe[/re]: [re=555519]Extemporanus[/re]:
Next up on today’s card: Hollywood Star vs Nazi-Tattoo Slag! FINISH HER!!
I’d wrassle Gretchen, or whatever the blonde chick’s name is… One of those guys on the shaw? Not so much.
[re=555631]donner_froh[/re]: totes. such a perfect parallel to barry vs. the gop: bearded wrestler guy is like barry: calm, methodical and focused on game plan execution. fat fuck shouty drunk: attention-whore slob bitch bully who gets trounced and humiliated when he’s finally confronted.
[re=555631]donner_froh[/re]: also: strong support from blacks and hispanics!!1!
I’d have sent FOX News a check if Penn had taken down Gretchen Carlson like that. She’d probably have put up a better fight than Bri-Bri.
I’m sort of disappointed. I’m pretty sure that he didn’t beat all the crap out of Brian Kilmeade; I’m sure he was back with more after the commercial. You can’t stop the shit from pouring out of Fox News.
I do hope Rupert Murdoch & Roger Ailes realize they could double ratings if they let UFC stars kick the crap out of their “reporters” and “anchors” all day long–they ‘tards and the olds would still watch because they are well-trained, and the liberals would tune in for the beatings.
[re=555519]Extemporanus[/re]: -1 for the mental image of Gretchen Carlson’s ben wa balls. Just…no. It would be like fucking a perpetually surprised plastic giraffe.
….I spent far too long trying to come up with an animal that Gretchen Carlson resembled…it’s there, I just can’t get it. …I should drink moar.
[re=555661]assistant/atlas[/re]: GIRAFFALITY!
Imagine what a rating block-buster FOX would be if it featured the one who is not Steve Doocy being beat up 24/7.
I think BJ went easy on Kilmeade. He could have whapped Kilmeade in the face and cold-cocked him, easy. Or a kick to the head.
The noise at the end was either Kilmeade’s shirt tearing or perhaps a fart or even Kilmeade shitting his britches.
[re=555556]surfacenoise76[/re]: Probably shitting his pants.
Excuse me for noticing, but…..
-Brian’s gotta boner.
I can’t believe I’m sitting here watching
2 young, male Republicans tussle and rub
each other, and one of them h…..
-wait a minute
-now they both have boners
What a society we live in now where
2 handsome, firm men wearing tight clothing a…..
-awww damn!
-now I’ve got a boner
Where’s Steve Doocy?
How fast can we get this dude on Morning Douche?
[re=555682]zhubajie[/re]: What, are you joking? Of course he went easy on him. He was toying with the guy, trying not to hurt him. The guy is a professional fighter, not a schmuck with a day job, he could have broken all of his limbs and stuffed him in the garbage in 30 seconds.
Needs more blood. Much more blood.
Something similar happened when Eric Massa was on this show.
I’m looking forward to the Steve Doocy-Anderson Silva brawl next week.
[re=555519]Extemporanus[/re]: Honorable mention for GC’s ben wa balls.
Thanks for the teabagging conservatives demo on this very special day. I have always wondered if the boys do it the same as we breeders do it. There seems to be more rolling around and an audience too. Interesting. Frankly, I was sorry to see there was no biting involved. Towards the end of the clip I caught myself growling just a little.
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