An ecstatic Hill staffer spreads the good news — nay, the best news for Hill staffers in probably their whole lives! “Here is a picture of the cock-tease hot dog vending machine that has been inoperable for the past 6 months. With the passage of health care reform which means free coverage for everyone except white males over age 50, the machine is now back in working order so that we can get fat and Obama’s death panels can’t do shit about it. You can get an Oscar Meyer weiner for $2.00, and some dog labeled ‘cheddar’ for $3.00.” Almost makes you want to work there. All hail the Cancer Machine!
GIVE US MONEY! -