Beloved Connecticut monster Joe Lieberman is relieved. He hasn’t felt comfortable all year with these massive majorities for the party that nominated him for vice president in 2000, the same party with which he caucuses and which grants him numerous chairmanships and senior positions on valuable committees. And that’s why he’s thankful that the Great Pendulum of American Democracy will swing back towards Republicans — America’s true party — in 2010, in the form of a few dozen house seats and a handful of Senate seats, and Capitalism.
From an interview with Newsmax. Yes, that’s NEWS-MAX:
“There were a lot of people, particularly Democrats, who were declaring after the 2008 election that we were beginning a period of Democratic dominance that would go on for decades,” Lieberman said during an interview with the conservative Newsmax magazine. “Now, all of a sudden, the momentum is with the Republicans. And that’s — thank God — that’s the way people have spoken, you know? That’s our democracy.”
You can tell he likes Republicans more because he thanks their “God” and not the standard liberal “Allah.” Anyway, what a nut. Does he remember that he voted against this objective tidal wave of Republican momentum on things like AbortionCare? Joe Lieberman sniffs his own butt, the end.
[The Hill]
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Today, we are all unwiped assholes.
Why is he still in the democratic caucus again? Please explain, thx.
Bomb Israel now.
Joe Lie must really hate libtards. Rather let horse fuckers and Christofacists roam the halls of Congress before he’d deal with any of them “non bombing of brown folk and let’s give’em healthcare” peace/love fuckers ruin his (pathetic) little victory parade.
Treasonous dickhead is treasonous dickhead. BTW, Joe, I just saw a new CNN poll with Dems ahead of Repubs. Time to flip-flop?
Correction: NEW-SMAX.
Ah well, nobody ever gets re-elected on the basis of their voting record.
Joe thinks Gallup polls trump real election results. So long as they’re in favor of the Republicans, that is.
Harry Reid deserves to be shitcanned for his coddling of that whiny neo-con, if for no other reason.
let me be the first to say: Eat a bag o dicks you wrinkled old douche wiener head muthafucka
Lieberman lost his hold over the Democrats with the election of Scott Brown. Now he is acting like a jealous bitch. I predict that as soon as 2010 elections are over, the Democrats will kick him out of the caucus. He will then join republican cocks.
Also, shouldn’t he be thanking Yahweh? And, maybe, NOT use the lord’s name in vain?
Insurance industry fellating, dingleberry licking, flip-flopping motherfucker says what?
“That’s our democracy. You know, the democracy that allows me to be a fraudulent, opportunistic and spineless shit-heel.”
Ah, good; there’s not much that can make me feel better about the Democrats’ chances in the midterms than Lieberman predicting defeat (except maybe if he’s joined by Kristal).
At least the Emperor is smart and can shoot lightning out of his fingers; Lieberman is dumber than a sack of hair and his only offensive weapon is a spastic colon.
[re=555006]cheeto_jeebus[/re]: The cool kids are now saying “hot bowl of dicks”, get with the program.
Seems like it ought to be possible to work a trade with Lieberman and Spector.
[re=555007]chowkster[/re]: Lieberman wants more than anything to be chairman of the DHS committee he caused to be created, because it makes him such a powerful distributor of pork. So if the Dems keeps the Senate, he’ll stay with them. If it flips, he’ll flip too.
Good Ol’ Windsock Joe.
Which way is the wind blowing today Joe?
Your way you say?
Blank him in his blanking blankhole.
I think Lieberman’s secretly hoping the Republicans win because right now his relationship with Graham and McCain is too much of a Romeo & Juliet thing. If the Republicans win, he’ll be freer to express his guy-love without fear it’ll end up in a knife fight
Joe Leebermunz says:
“I think anybody who underestimates Sarah Palin as a political force in America does so at some peril, because she is speaking for a lot of people out there.”
I would love to see him shoved up Snowbilly’s vagina. Sideways.
Liver cancer is our only hope.
“that’s the way people have spoken, you know?” You mean the way they spoke in your primary or the way insurance companies spoke with checks?
[re=555020]Sharkey[/re]: Noted, but i feel a retro feel to my post was apropos. Being as this petrified piece of hog dick gristle really is an old muthafukka
Wuz Joe drinking with the ophthalmologist sisters?
that’s the way people have spoken, you know? That’s our democracy.”
Yeah. That. Funny that only seems to work when the conservatards are running things.
I think the Republiklans said the same thing in the 1930′s.
[re=555047]weejee[/re]: No, but it would be cool if he started “giving law-school references” and then got his ass shipped back to Connecticut.
Have you kicked a Connecticut voter in the nuts today?
[re=555048]freakishlystrong[/re]: The conservatards can can all go eat a swinging Great Pendulum of American Democracy.
I think old Traitor Joe isn’t getting enough blood to his shriveled little brain. A) He’s going to run as a Republican, and everyone, and I mean everyone, in Connecticut knows it. B) Every Dem I know plans on screaming loud and proud that Traitor Joe has consistently supported liberal social issues, including a woman’s right to an abortion, equal rights for gays, and so on. He will try to backtrack, of course, but his votes are a matter of record.
Plus, he’s a Christ killer, and the teabaggers don’t like that, so I don’t know what the hell he “thinks” he’s doing. My best guess is, like Sister Sarah, he can’t just come out and say, “Running in 2012? Are you batshit? I can make tons more money fucking people over out of office,” because then even fewer people would take him seriously.
Sigh. Sounds like it’s time to write some more nasty e-mails to my Senator. Turns out you can tell your senator to take his head out of janmaccain’s ass, and as long as you don’t threaten to do it for him, the FBI does not show up to your house. U-S-A Freedoms are the best!
News MAX (max max max max max … declining echo effect)
When you need your news to the MAX, you need News MAX (max max max max)
Today’s top story – The Senator from Israel thanks his Old Testament God that the Kenyan may yet be stopped from nuking Tel Aviv.
/thunder effects
Later, more Carl Paladino forwarded emails – to the MAX (max max max)
[re=555041]El Pinche[/re]: “Help me, Bile Gland Carcinoma — you’re my only hope.”
That’s piffle compared to the rest of Lieberperson’s interview, e.g.:
“[The Senator from Cigna] maintains that the Obama administration has made a mistake in vowing not to use nuclear weapons against a non-nuclear entity.”
Code for: If it feels threatened, Israel should be allowed to fry Andorra and San Marino and ‘entities’ Unicef, Volvo, Nestle and Hammacher Schlemmer.
http://newsmax.com/Newsfront/lieberman-iran-nuclear-attack/2010/04/12/id/355512
[re=555041]El Pinche[/re]: My brethren (and sisteren) let us join together in holy and devout Baptist imprecatory prayer for the imminent and painful death (fatal chancroid comes to mind) of Senator Deputy Dawg. Amen
And which one of you trolls posted this in the comments after that story??
“Thank you, Joe!! We will correct the mistakes of this marxist a-hole! First, in Nov we will STOP obama by taking Congress and the Senate! And in ’12 we will elect a Conservative that will get this Country back to where it belongs!!! Remember, Bush’s recession is better than obama’s recovery!!”
[re=555091]Troubledog[/re]: This comment suggests the Lovett is on the M side of the S/M equation and probably belongs to that subspecies Gopus fecophilus which exists to be shat upon by its chosen masters.
I hate that wrinkled little prune with the intensity of a thousand white hot suns.
[re=554996]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Pictures of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in a three way with horny German Shepard.
[re=555041]El Pinche[/re]: Pancreatic is more of sure short term thing,
Who is this more of a compromise for ideologically: New Smax, or Loserman? Newsmax is pretty much teabagger central, so I would think their readers are still going to scoff at the interview.
Fuck you Joe Lieberman. I mean I wanted to come up with something snarky to say, but on repeat, in my head, nearley all the time, is the phrase “fuck you Joe Lieberman.” I voted for this cocksucker to be my VP. Fuck you again Joe Lieberman.
Thank you, Jim, for posting an image in which one of the greatest movie lines of all time is delivered by Ian McDiarmid: “Not from a Jedi.” Yeah, yeah, Star Wars nerd. Guilty as charged.
As for Joe. Evil rots. He’s easily one of the most spiteful, miserable people in modern American politics, and that’s saying something given that most ofthem are spiteful, miserable folks to begin with. If there was any silver lining in the election being taken from Albert Gore it was that we averted electing the disaster of a hollow human being that Joe Lieberman is.
[re=555087]Ducksworthy[/re]: You should consider praying for Fatal Familial Insomnia or Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis. FFI is genetic and Lieberman is old enough for the symptoms to have appeared — and they haven’t. There’s still a chance for ALS. But, to speed things up, there’s the old Soviet labor camp punishment of being tied naked to a tree overnight during mosquito season. Usually fatal.
Would publicly hanging this twisted little fucktard by his mhatza balls be considered rude in civilized society?
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