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Production values far exceed the Demon Sheep Level of recent Republican efforts, so we will give this commercial an “A” for effort. Nobama will tax the oxygen you breathe, and the wheelchairs you use to get around the Hometown Buffet. To make President Obama listen to your concerns, just go to … GOP.com? [Rumproast]

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  1. Ugh, another well-tired lying Republican trope; despite the actual fact that tax rates are ridiculously low in America now, both compared to the rest of the world and the past here.

    When the top marginal rate gets back up to 90%, as it was under Eisenhower, then you can pull this.

  2. It’s got everything but Obama is a Cannibal.

    Geez GOPers/libertariantards/anti-tax freaks, if you keep using all your “A” material now then what are you going to have left when its time for Grannie to vote?

  3. I want to grow the size of our faux-lesbian bondage clubs. That’s why I’m donating my tax refund to the RNC.

    Fuck, I can’t even type that as a joke. It’s like saying Joe Libermann is a decent human being at heart personification of our darkest emotions.

    Ahh.

  4. As a socialist, I really believe peeing should fall under the value added tax (VAT). And the Charles Krauthammer should prepare for it right away.

  5. well the taxman will come for me if I don’t want my money to go to bogus hypocritical religious “charities” or not pay for wars etc. So boo hoo, my taxes may actually go to help people for a change; and not just blow ’em up in the name of Jeebus!

  6. There’s one bodily function the makers of that commercial didn’t mention would get taxed — and aren’t they lucky or they’d owe a fortune.

  7. haha, well the taxman will come for me if I don’t want my money to go to bogus hypocritical religious “charities” or not pay for wars etc. So boo hoo, my taxes may actually go to help people for a change; and not just blow ’em up in the name of Jeebus!

  8. I like the “IRS agents will multiply” line. It makes it sound like IRS agents are some other species that will breed in your walls like mice.

  9. [re=554704]Way Cool Larry[/re]:

    these guys have, in Humpty-Dumpty like fashion, wrecked the meanings of words such as “freedom” and “liberty” and even “liberal” and “socialism” so much that I don’t even know what they mean any more!

  10. Obama knows where I keep my money? Then I will immediately transfer my coins from the mason jar on the kitchen counter into a piggy bank not shaped like a pig. That should fool him.

  11. Well, I’d just like to say that anybody who was stunned that Nixon was resigning, such as Ben Stein obviously was if you view that tape (he was the twerp speechwriter in the back with the “Say it ain’t so!” look on his face), is too fucking stupid to be considered an expert on anything.

  12. [re=554728]carlgt1[/re]: Liberty is good but liberal is bad, freedom is an adjective meaning true blue American patriot, as in freedom fries, and socialism means communist motherfucker. Simple enough?

  13. Taxing wheelchairs, sneezing, and breathing? With all the vitriolic rhetoric, hasn’t the Simple Folk Threshhold already been reached? There aren’t any fence sitters left. Who is this ad trying to frighten?

    Even Newt Gingrich understands the Republic party has to find and rally around a positive message, to be “for” something, to win support. And when Newt Gingrich is the brightest political strategist in your party, maybe it’s time to call a cab.

  14. HAH! White people? Running? That’s funny. Driving away in their SUVs, yes. skittering around in their Hoverounds, yes.

    Running? I DON’T THINK SO.

  15. Wait a m-i-n-u-t-e! I’m a certifable libtard. Don’t I get a big fat d-e-d-u-c-t-i-o-n? or a blanket e-x-e-m-p-t-i-o-n? I’m screwed. I don’t have a gun to protect myself. No truk nutz to keep away the socialist IRS fag-agents. Pity me. Send me to TEXAS, not wait, Alaska, no… FRANCE — where I can be me!!!

  16. That ad said nothing about taxing boob implants, dick pills, or fatty scooters, so I think most Amurikans are gonna still be fine.

  17. Well, it’s now clear where all the frat-boy douches went after “W” left office. They’re at the RNC filming eachother running behind pick up trucks.

    I’m with my fellow Wonkettes here, if this is what they’re saying now, how nuts are they gonna be come the 2012 election?

  18. How’s that racist-y fear-y thing workin’ out for ya’?

    Christ on a cracker these fucktards just have no other ideas.

    “Personal freedoms will decline”?!!! Like the kind that says I can abort my mandingo babiez if’n I want to?

    So very tired of this shit.

  19. I’m using the “2010 Turbo Tax/Tim Geithner Edition” for my returns. Not only will I receive a cash refund, but Tim autographs all the benjamins, beeatches!

  20. You say that I have been dished up to you as an Anti-Federalist, and ask me if it be just. My opinion was never worthy enough of notice to merit citing; but, since you ask it, I will tell it to you. I am not a Federalist, because I hate their YouTube videos.

  21. can we PLEASE start shipping these fuckers off to the FEMA camps already? I want to work the ovens , shoving fat little Teatards in like so many little Poppin’Fresh Doughboys.


  22. If you try to fish, I’ll tax your bait.
    If you call him ‘Nig’, I’ll tax your hate.
    If you stuff your face, I’ll tax your seat.
    If you’ve got red eyes, I’ll tax your bleat.

    TAX MAN!!

  23. Personally, I like the idea of taxing all the wheelchair-bound, oxygen-sucking, allergy-sufferers. I mean, it’s not like they’re good for much else. You certainly wouldn’t want to fuck them.

  24. By “personal freedoms will decline,” do they mean the personal freedom to consensually tongue-kiss whomever I damn well please in my own home? ‘Cause they don’t really seem to like that particular “personal freedom.”

  25. [re=554834]TakingAmes[/re]: Republicans have always supported your personal freedoms to kiss people they approve of your kissing, just as they support the freedom of women to get pregnant and give birth whether they want to or not.

  26. [re=554731]madtowngooner[/re]: George Harrison said it better years ago.

    A great song, and probably the first time a nineteen year old millionaire has put to music his complaints about having to pay taxes. (I think that’s about the same age I went through my Libertarian phase.) He’d have made a great teabagger, apart from being wealthy, talented and cool.

  27. Obama knows I keep a $20 rolled up in my sock in case of emergency hooker needing?

    I also have to wonder how many of those photos of him are being illegally used. I guarantee the GOP pulled them off of flickr where every photo says:

    The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.

  28. Not Authorized By Any Candidate or Candidate’s Comittee [sic] and [sick]

    Old copy editors never die, they just get frustrated every time a teabagger writes something.

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