It’s an operative-heavy day at your Wonkette! This latest embarrassment to America comes from fancy car-owning operative “Scott,” in Las Vegas. What does this mean?
Meh, copy-paste:
Jim N.
check out the tip from “Scott”
Jim N.
the “or pelosi” at the end cracks me upKen L.
hahahah
Ken L.
“butt” h. reid
Ken L.
some fucking repairman who lives in st. georgeJim N.
I assume this was meant to be a pun. “Butt.” And it is a HILARIOUS PUN INDEED!Ken L.
(that’s the old/white people exurb about 50 miles from vegas and just over the utah border where it’s “more moral”
Ken L.
)Jim N.
Do you want to post this, since you know what is going on?Ken L.
me? I NEED TO DO TAXES!Jim N.
OKAY I was just asking. axin’.Ken L.
just mention that the utah plate is a dead giveaway that this white repairman lives in the 50-miles-away exurb across the utah state line
Ken L.
a bunch of people out west will get it and laugh
Yukk it up, westerners!
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I can’t see the trucknuts!
Show us ur nutz!
Can we zoom in on that bumper sticker? I lament the missed lulz if we can’t.
Good thing he corrected his misspelling of “butt” before too many people saw it. Could have been real embarrassing otherwise.
My question: Why is Sarah palin in utah? Aren’t leather titty jackets the mortal enemy of magic underpants?
[re=554157]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Here is the full-size close-up.
http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/vegasteabonics2.jpg
I think it says “white, straight republican male (how else can I piss you off today?)”
He left out the 4 also.
St George was also in the path from a lot of radioactive fallout from US atomic testing in the 50s and 60s. Just look at the tail hitch, his TruckNutz are all shriveled.
Is this the result of radioctivity dust from those ’50s bomb tests?
Probs a confused Barney Frank endorsement
Let Polly do the printing.
I am shocked that some upstanding Mo’ from St George cursed, Yes Cursed!, in public in this fashion.
I am less shocked at the absence of the TruckNutz. That would be vulgar in the extreme and while a little cursing at those Libtards is one thing, vulgarity will get you called before the Elders.
[re=554153]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: It does have to balls.
Shocking that Reid and Pelosi are spelled correctly..
[re=554164]Jim Newell[/re]: So not only is he an asshole, but a self-aware asshole. THE WORST KIND!
In case we missed it, it is time to start taking acid again!
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/12/science/12psychedelics.html?src=me&ref=general
To be sure, this is on topic.
[re=554164]Jim Newell[/re]:
I think it says “white, straight republican male (how else can I piss you off today?)”
Gee, Mr. Newell, you could be in the CIA.
since he’s from utah, he obviously hates mormons like harry reid, right?
He drew on his truck with a Sharpie. CLASS.
Coming from the Utah exurbs, would this driver then be a teacarpetbagger?
Dude must really be principled to scribble on his car and cut the value down so much. It’s like he didn’t even want the entire carton of Dorals.
[re=554164]Jim Newell[/re]:
I was hoping it said something about how much he loves Jon Voight and that he’s ready to withstand all who are offended by his mighty, mighty love for Jon Voight.
[re=554164]Jim Newell[/re]:[re=554157]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: The bumper sticker may say “Straight white Republican male,” but the truck screams “Pig fucker.”
Maybe he forgot he doesn’t get to vote for Reid or Pelosi. Utah makes me sad.
Taxes? OH SHIT!!
[/starts feverishly rummaging through boxes of papers]
How many NRA stickers does this mofo need?
[re=554178]bfstevie[/re]: SHUTUP IT WAS HARD FOR ME.
I was born and raised in Vegas. that truck is traveling down I-15 coming from the direction of California, not Utah. Also, it’s common for the crackers to get Utah plates because the insurance is cheaper and they have like one lonely guy who toils away like Bartleby in some office deep inside the State Capital building in Salt Lake. He is the entirety of their DMV records department. If you get a DWI in Vegas, get yourself to St. George and get a license right away. It takes weeks for the paperwork to hit their computers. By that time, you’ll have a Utah licence and cheap insurance. Not that it’s ever happened to me.
Surprised he didn’t go all out with “Butt Hairy Reid”..
[re=554164]Jim Newell[/re]: Can we see a close-up of the decals on the rear window, driver side?
Utah guy ought not be telling Nevadans and San Franciscans how to vote. None o’ his damn business.
“white, straight republican male (how else can I make you sigh resignedly at the state of our country today?)”
The DJIA closed above 11,000 for the first time since 2008. Yeah, that Obamar and his crew are shore destroyin’ Murika. Vote out them demoncrats, asshats.
[re=554168]chascates[/re]: Yes — it’s a black truck covered in radioactive fallout, and the message is actually written in finger.
(The “—or Pelosi”, however, appears to be written in penis.)
White, straight, republican males piss off folks in St. George? [Is re=554169]Dear Diorama[/re] correct that St. George has caught teh gay?
[re=554187]blinky_twinkie[/re]: Some things are safe to assume. I’m giving 5 to 1 on that being tattooed on his ass.
[re=554203]Extemporanus[/re]: “Yes — it’s a black truck covered in radioactive fallout, and the message is actually written in finger.”
LOL. Now ya see, it is all in how we look at a situation. Great observation!
What must it be like to have the Teabaggers descend on your town? I always imagine what the civilized residents of Constantinople must have thought when they looked over their walls and saw the endless plague of mouth breathing uneducated caucasian human capital, come to Take Back Their Holy Lands from the Muslim Heathens.
[re=554177]facehead[/re]: Shit, I coulda told ‘em that ages ago. Although why they insist on staying in the lab and listening to classical music and other nonsense is beyond me. My research has made extensive use of frisbees, soap bubbles, those compound eye scopes, long walks through parks, lying down in fields of blooming clover thick with honeybees (not for the beginner!), museums, restaurants, rock concerts and various other settings. All can be excellent if you prepare well, which usually involves a backpack with water, gorp or other snacks and a few toys. Also, wear glasses rather than contacts, and have an easily-prepared meal waiting at your destination, especially if you’re doing acid instead of shrooms. Okay, that’s enough science for today.
Oh, now that makes my day! $10 says the driver runs a windshield ministry, too.
[re=554177]facehead[/re]: Acid or sillypsybin is always a good way to blow the dust out of the ole system. If only I could have spiked the punch at this weekend’s NOLA GOP get-together. About 500 mikes per each would have done the job.
[re=554177]facehead[/re]: Funny the guy from Vancouver, WA, went all the way to Johns Hopkins to get his shrooms. Any cool, damp fall or spring, he coulda just visited his neighbor’s cow pasture and picked all he could carry.
Ok, Mr. Nutz. So then you don’t mind if I vote for Franken, Boxer, Frank, Feinstein, Gillibrand, Kerry…..
Lets not kid ourselves here, while this assclown is in Vegas he will partake in the readily available hookers and blow. This sacrment of adultry is well know amongst the religous types. That is unless he is there for cock and butt secks another known religous rite of passage.
Hey you know those brake lights they started putting up at the top-center-rear of the cars and trucks? (I think it was Liddy Dole’s doin’.) Yeah, well, I resent the gubmint makin’ me have one on my vehicle goddamit. It’s MY vehicle ain’t it? Don’t I get a say whether or not lights I don’t pertickurly care for go up on my vehicle? We didn’t have none of those damn things when I was a kid, and the world ran jes’ fine.
[re=554212]Troubledog[/re]: They’re all coming Wednesday to see the Queen Mother herself. There is a counter-demonstration to them as well. They want to “class up” the Tea Party.
Don’t you think that just one of this person’s friends would have pointed out that he had spelled “but” wrong? Either he has no friends or everyone in Utah is illiterate.
Good lord, I have fond memories of staying for the night in St. George when I was 23, and driving to Salt Lake City with my girlfriend. We tried to find some booze after dark, and it was not so easy! Then the next morning the desk clerk made some snide (though accurate) comments about the sexy-time noises she had heard coming from our room late into the night. Yay, St. George!
At first, I thought the truck said “Vote Anyone Butthead.”
Well, that would explain a lot aobut the teabaggers…
[re=554234]tootsieroll[/re]: The Westboro Baptists descended this last weekend at Drake University to protest the anniversary of same-sex marriage in Iowa. 5 of them were met by 600 counter protesters. They stuck around for half an hour then climbed on the bus and headed back to Kansas. Maybe that’s the way to deal with the Teabaggers, since common sense and facts seem to have no effect. Arrange a counter protest and show them that the only majority of America that they represent only exists their own tortured minds.
Problem though, is that, they always throw their “rallys” during normal working hours when Americans have to be at a job. I guess that’s a benefit of being unemployable.
[re=554195]pdiddycornchips[/re]: Dude. They cook meth on BOTH sides of Vegas, y’know.
So do you have these things called “trees” in Nevada/Utah, at all? Is green banned?
[re=554190]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: This is why Jesus came down from heaven and created IRS Form 4868.
I’ve been looking very carefully at that truck and I’ll have to admit I don’t see anything unusual. Can someone please point out what is wrong in this picture. It looks just like all the other trucks I see on my way to work.
[re=554220]chascates[/re]: Microdots blend in well with sprinkles. Allegedly.
[re=554251]GOPCrusher[/re]: Just schedule the anti-globalism protests at the same time/place. That’s another gang of paranoid douchebags with no jobs, so they’ll cancel each other out.
“white, straight republican male (how else can I piss you off today?)”
By knocking up your pig of a sister and poluting the gene pool with more drooling morons.
In the back of the truck: garden tools and what looks like a leg sticking into the air. Our teabag driver has many Mexicano hitchhikers to bury and miles to go before he can sleep. And miles to go before he can sleep.
Who is Butt H. Reid?
The thing is Utahns have a low truck nutz per household for the simple reason they are would have to be protected by special truck nutz undies.
All they need is the truck nutz hanging from the tow bar to like totally make it a classy ride.
This is not a good town for psychedelics.
That’s either a woman driving that truck, or a man with a first rate mullet…
[re=554177]facehead[/re]: Ah, the mushrooms. You know they grow all by themselves in Vancouver, they probably had to transport them to Johns Hopkins at great expense. Idiots.
[re=554226]Autoo[/re]: [re=554226]Autoo[/re]: Sorry, you are way ahead of me. Back to 2010 for me.
[re=554181]gizmo1204[/re]: Doing so really depreciated the value of that classic ride.
I’m sure this voter is on top of the whole Obama born in a Disney musical – marrying your horse thing….
[re=554164]Jim Newell[/re]: Looks like Arabic writing on my laptop monitor.
[re=554226]Autoo[/re]: I live in Stanwood, Washington – you’ll are welcome to visit my cow pasture for a little scientific research convention to be held in October. Bring toys! Just don’t chase the cats.
Teabagger lolz
What the fuck, people…w.t.f?
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/04/tea_party_movement_spreads_to_military.php
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/12/AR2010041203390.html
(too lazy to make a proper link. Ya’ll know what to do.)
[re=554352]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]:
Sgt. Limpdick needs to be keel-hauled as a warning to any would-be mutineers.
I think I can say with great confidence that the Utah Senate race will be won indeed by “anyone but Nancy Pelosi”
I’m in the east, but I know that you two idiots need to let the great un-washed in on your live-blogging each other, more often. Lazy, mildly amused, and late with your civic duty is a funny-ass way to go through life. Sweetjeesus.
Utarded Political Commetary
You see, you take away the extra wives and the anger will always come out somewhere. I’ll never forget ordering a martini in St. George a few years back. They brought it in a shotglass. One ounce pour law and all you know. A truly enlightened place.
Beg to differ, but that’s obviously the Seattle Space Needle in the background.
“white straight Republican male”
So, this means he’s the freakiest gay maybe-female in all of Utah, right?
[re=554199]chascates[/re]: Top one’s NRA, bottom is North American Hunting Club. The middle one appears to be a school’s initials, which means something other than homescholed.
[re=554389]ShortShadey[/re]: Stratosphere. It’s the first thing I see, other than smog, whenever I have to go there.
[re=554352]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: LOLz indeed. Rise up, US Military Teabag Expeditionary Force Motherfuckers. Overthrow the Kenyan oppressor’s regime and then who’s gonna sign your fat gummint paychecks next week? Ever think of that, jerks?
Didn’t think so.
Get a real job, assholes.
I read it as “Vote Butt Hurt. Anyone, Reid or Pelosi” Which I think is exactly what the dems should be doing. Voting some butt-hurt for the republicans when they want to pass financial oversight reform. Go white truck guy! You said it.
Looks a little like a lazy ‘Vote Anyone Butt Hemorrhoid’. (They meant Hemorreid). A night of Pantera, SoCo and bad weed’ll do that to ya.
I read ‘Butth(ead) Reid’, myself.
I think there are two statements there. “Vote Anyone”. Butt(fuck) Reid or Pelosi.
[re=554352]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Oklahoma needs a militia. Its borders must guarded against and from the shiftless, ragged denizens of the Texas Panhandle, who look covetously upon the rich and fertile lands of their neighbor to the north, what with its bountiful meth parks and lack of Mexicans.
[re=554418]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Better: Teabag Militia Expeditionary Force, Timothy McVeigh Battalion, Oklahoma City Division.
[re=554287]BadKitty[/re]: I was trying to do something clever with it, you know, like “Amanda Huginkiss” or “Ben Dover,” but it’s too close after lunch and it’s time for a napp — er. Nap.
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