Wonkette Muscle Beach Operative “Jim B.” sends us this hot sexy photo he took in Venice Beach over the weekend, where the communist Dennis Kucinich and his Elfin Queen, Liz, were vacationing during the “why does this even exist?” two-week Congressional recess. Look at this super-cool ruff rider, with the shades and popped collar. “I will steal your hottest ladies with my powers,” he is saying, maybe.

“Step off, asshole.”

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  1. Fuck you Wonkette! Never post a picture of Kucinich without a shot of his thoroughly gnawable and lickable wife. How dare you make me look at him and speak of his wife without giving me a picture of her with which to occupy the next ten minutes of my humdrum… oh… wait… there she is. Thank you. ((Ziiiiiip)) I love you Wonkette. You never disappoint.

  2. I may have to vote for this Kucinich character some day. Anyone who’d go to Venice Beach for a *vacation* gets special merit in my book.

  3. Well, now we know what the “K.D.” in K.D. Lang stands for.

    [HINT: “Kucinich, Dennis”!]

    Also, I hope Julianne Moore’s wearing like SPF 1000 sunscreen, or she’s totes gonna burn. And trust me, nothing spoils the mood of happy clam bump faster than nipple blisters and crotch peel.

  4. [re=554123]Tommmcatt[/re]: It’s the only logical explanation. But still….even size queens have to draw the line somewhere.

  5. Old men trying to look cool never turns out well.

    By the way, is it just me, or does Dennis look kind of like a lesbian there? Maybe even K.D. Lang specifically? I bet no one else has made this wacky, original observation yet!

  6. He looks like a used car salesman, and not like one selling gently used Saturns. Like one with a lot full of Kias and pickup trucks and a big sign that says Buy Here, Pay Here!

  7. [re=554087]4tehlulz[/re]: [re=554103]DoktorZoom[/re]:

    “Well, it’s one for the Wisdom,
    Two for the Strength,
    Three to get Charisma,
    Now roll, cat, roll!

    But don’t you step to my blue dragon,
    You can LARP anything, but stay off of my blue dragon…”

  8. [re=554144]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Hell, even someone who looks like Henry Kissinger was able to use his fame and power to get girls in DC; the ultimate aphrodisiac indeed.

  9. [re=554126]Crank Tango[/re]: Yeah I did one of those “oh, right” head thumps just after writing that. Of course, Tom’s pretty busy right now, what with militating against psychology and plotting revenge against that dude who apologized for writing the Battlefield Earth screenplay.

  10. Why is she carrying a sign declaring “Description” and “Size?” What the fuck kind of seminar were they giving demonstrations at?

  11. [re=554136]JMP[/re]: Oh my god! Now that you mention it, he does kinda look like a k.d. lang! I can’t believe no one else said that at the exact same time as each other before you did!

    Hey, speaking of men who look like old lesbians, I bet no one here has seen this hilarious new website:

    LOLOLOL! ROTFLMAO!!1 Amitrite??!

  12. [re=554235]Extemporanus[/re]: to be quite honest, I was going to point out his resemblence to kd lang too, but I scanned the comments, refreshed, and then, d’oh!, as it were.

  13. In this photo, he looks like one of those guys who would actually buy one of those trashy “I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll have a look” T-shirts that trashy stores there sell…

  14. Dear God, what is wrong with you people? How could so much pasty-white hotness be contained in such a compact bundle? Oh, Dennis… you had me at “single payer”.

  15. I never knew it until now, but I totally dated Dennis Kucinich. Her name was Gina, she drove a red truck, and her dog’s name was Bonzo. She worked in construction and she always tasted, oddly, of parchment. Her parents wouldn’t speak to her. I don’t remember her mentioning health care even once, that fey tease.

  16. [re=554073]tbogg[/re]: The popped collar reflects the sun’s rays directly into his neck wrinkles where Dennis is incubating thousands of tiny alien fetus liberals.

  17. [re=554103]DoktorZoom[/re]: Epic mega +gazillion point win, dude, but you already knew that. Seriously, can’t wait to see the movie.

  18. It’s really too bad that’s not a better pic of Elizabeth because she is HAWT HAWT HAWT!!!

    Dennis used his special vegan powers and the positive rays and moonbeams directed from his 2004 primary campaign volunteers to channel her hawtness in his general direction.

  19. Yes, you guessed it, TOMMYCAT! Underneath those “Expanded Fit-505 Levis” lies a tightly coiled goober the size of a quart beer bottle, when angry. don’t believe it? Ask John Boehner, he saw it in the Congressional Crapper one day; actually turned white! Newt did too, he turned green, (with envy) though. They don’t call him “turtle head” for nothing.

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