GO J.D. HAYWORTH! Again, Arizona? Don’t forget that your duty this year is to kick John McCain out of Congress, just for the hell of it. Get him off the teevee forever.
And John McCain, because he is nuts, is working towards his own removal here, with another parody. Obama birth certificate, impending legalized horse-sex, vampires, aliens, being a complete idiot — sounds like J.D. Hayworth has staked out all of the important positions for a Republican primary in a turn-out election. Why does John McCain think it will help to mock these things?
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OK, so the crazy old crypt-keeper isn’t quite as insane as JD ‘Bullfrog’ Hayworth.
Arizona is so fucked.
J.D. is Maverick-y AND rogue-y!
McCain better look out or Disney will give him another 5 1/2 years for using their IP without permission.
It’s almost as if McCain suddenly developed a sense of humor.
This is going to backfire, though. If there’s one thing that will stoke up the ‘baggers, it’s outright mockery, particularly when it is sledgehammer-blunt like this ad.
Why isn’t J.D. investigating whether Obama’s a Martian? He looks kinda like the ones in that commercial.
I’m confused, is this good or bad news for John McCain?
I prefer Madagascar to the Lion King.
*Golf clap*
Needs a Democrat.
He’s old and out of touch, not just with modern life but the modern party. McCain helped create the beast when he plucked Palin out of obscurity, and let them run rampant at their campaign rallies, so it’s satisfying to see the monster turn on him, just like in the old movies.
Where I can I vote for the vampire Kenyan horse-fucker Arizona senator? Indeed, could I just buy a vote for laffs? They should simply sell these votes online, and resolve all of Arizona’s budget problems for the rest of the century.
Why can’t more campaign ads be more like this one? I haven’t seen a candidate accuse another of being a vampire in oh so long…
[re=554041]chascates[/re]: J.D. is Maverick-y AND rogue-y!
And vampire-y too, and also. Looks like he’s got the all-important Twilight vote locked up. (Except team Jacob, natch)
So really, this comes down to Batshit Insane vs. Curmudgeonly Crappy-drawers.
Meh, potato/potahtoe, Arizona.
The GOP wants to force Nebraska women to get a psych evaluation before they get abortions, but allows these crazy sons of bitches to run for US Senate.
What’s wrong with a Republican birther who believes gay marriage leads to bestiality, that vampires are running loose in America and Martians are invading? Not enough Death Panels, probably.
Why does McCain keep making these pro-Hayworth ads?!
Did his cancerous chin lose a bet with a wealthy campaign donor’s wrinkled scrotum, or something? (i.e. “Cindy changed her account numbers”.)
Even better than demon sheep.
II’m glad to see McCain come out in favor of horse fucking – now that’s Mavericky.
Is that “Go J.D. Hayworth!” as in, the more racist rightist nutjobs in congress, the better? ‘Cuz I’m acutally not okiedokie with that “theory”.
Aw some young, DC-based McCain staffer made this thinking wingers get sarcasm. Sorry, but the idiots that vote in the AZ GOP primary probably won’t understand this and will vote for Hayworth.
Why is McCain working so hard to turn out Hayworth’s base of support?
Does not make sense.
[re=554077]BOOBIES![/re]: JD gots morals. He is against out-of-wedlock horse fucking.
If McCain wanted my vote he’d stab J.D. and eat his bleeding heart on TV.
[re=554078]bitchincamaro[/re]: I’m of the mind that whatever bluedog-ish McDemocrat (Gabrielle Griffith anyone?) runs against Hayworth will do just fine, because Hayworth will also have to run against the newly hyphenated and newly “independent” John Lieberman-McCain. The left hand always wins in a three-way reacharound.
Right now some winger is shrieking “When did Nobama kill members of Congress with his alien death ray? Why is the lame-stream media covering it up? Glenn Beck needs to talk about this on his show!”
But even if McCain loses, that will not stop him from being on the teevee all the time. Among the out-of-office losers currently appearing constantly on teevee are Gingrich, Giuliani, Romney and Palin. They’re on so much you’d think that they’re the national leaders in public office.
Clearly John McCain does not understand the conservative base, which consists of people who been told all their lives that they’re idiots. They are, but they resent being told so. They therefore identify with politicians who are idiots because they know the pain of the stupid. For example, whenever liberals called Bush stupid, it only made crazy baseland love him more. JD Hayworth, new hero of the shortbus set.
[re=554046]engulfedinflames[/re]: it’s just “news from”.
OK, I’m confused now -
Wait, the ad quotes Radar online? Real Americans don’t visit gossip sites.
What is Hayworth’s stand on the Lizard People? Are aliens illegal immigrants?
McCain was born in panama. they aint even trying to cover it up WHO IS JOHN SOETERO?!?!?
The only logical explanation is that Grampy is fanning the flames. He must be a librul turririst.
I for one welcome our gay, horse fucking, blood sucking Martian-Kenyan hybrid overlords.
On a lighter note, Meg’s experience in multimedia came in so handy McCain recommended she be added to the production budget as Staff Fluffer. And she got hired right away!
turns out JD is short for “Jews Did 9/11″ Hayworth. Must admire the man’s commitment to the bit.
J.D. Hayworth/Shelley “Dracula Cunt” Sekula-Gibbs ’12!
So long as Barry’s birthplace isn’t Nuevo Laredo, I doubt that Arizona voters really care.
[re=554044]Tommmcatt[/re]: The Friends of John McCain have the actual sense of humor, not the candidate. Peronally, I hope they spend their last dimes on that ad so they won’t have any money to spend elsewhere. For McCain to have any primary challenger is bad news for McCain.
So, we’ve got candidates for the Democratic Party, the Irrelevant Party and the Very Silly Party running for U.S. Senator for Arizona. Sounds about right for a lot of Republican areas, certainly the one I’m living in.
Bela Lugosi’s dead.
Hey, John McCain isn’t the worst possible senator for Arizona. And I laughs. Score one for the good guys. In this case, McCain.
[re=554241]Mr Blifil[/re]: It certainly made the livestocks’ day for them. Buy stock in Astrolube.
Hayworth sounds like the kind of representation that Arizona deserves.
I’m confused … Obama was born in a Disney movie …?
Well, ya know that hallucinogenic mushrooms do grow wild in the northern Arizona mountains McCain calls “one of my homes.”
[re=554318]NewAlgier[/re]: He’s not even the worst senator they already have!
So, where was this McCain in 2008? You know, the pro beastiality, pro-gay, anti-birth certificate, anti-Vampire Old San Juan McCain?
[re=554043]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: And Comcast/NBC/Universal will re-break McFail’s arms in FIVE-AND-A-HALF places for nicking the Dracula bit…
Hayworth is the most artificial, lying gasbag ever to grace the face of this earth. Go check out his interview with Maddow… it’s frightening how crazy he is.
Too subtle.
[re=554441]O_o[/re]: If he talked to Maddow, he WAS crazy. I bet she ripped him a new one — which is something he needed anyway, so that’s okay then.
Finally…McCain fires back. JD plays this campaign as about as shady as he lives his life. McCain needed to fight fire with fire. I am happy to see his passion and his fight come into this campaign. So long as JD is playing games, McCain should play along. We all know McCain is the best candidate. McCain has the award for being the THIRD most conservative member in Senate while JD has the award for big pork barrel spending and earmarks. No comparison btwn these two!
Good for McCain and having guts.. and a sense of humor! JD fought dirty first and McCain wouldn’t dare sit and take it. MARTIANS!! JD!
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