Why does America’s #1 Teabagger News Channel hate the Teabaggers? Here’s the anti-American crap currently being pushed by the foreigner Rupert Murdoch’s cable channel website thing: “The rallies have also attracted the kinds of mistruths, exaggerations and conspiracy theories that make Tea Party leaders cringe.” What “mistruths”? That Nobama’s a Muslim Socialist Communist Nazi Kenyan who will send us all to FEMA camps? Yeah that’s pretty much what Fox News is saying.
This so-called “reporter” at FoxNews.com then lists the stuff the teabaggers are saying at all these Tea Party Express rallies where angry dumb people sit in frayed lawn chairs and wave tiny American flags while eating bags of bacon cheeseburgers:
“Obama, to me, is a socialist. He’s a Muslim and all he wants to do is bankrupt us and run us into the ground,” Ken Schwalbach of Escanaba, Mich., said at a rally on Friday.
Some suggest Obama wants to keep Americans unemployed so that they become dependent on government-run programs. Lenin and Stalin have become catchwords to describe Obama in the speeches denouncing his policies.
Going further, swastikas, as well as pictures of Obama’s face next to Adolf Hitler’s, have appeared on signs at dozens of rallies blasting the president and the Democrat-controlled Congress.
Other Tea Party members continue to question the president’s citizenship — a sign reading “Show Us Your Birth Certificate” popped up at a recent rally in Traverse City, Mich.
Who wrote this left-wing propaganda, Rachel Maddow? It’s time for real patriotic Americans to turn off Fox News, because otherwise that turncoat Glenn Beck is going to lead our proud Tea Party people right into the cattle car headed for the FEMA death camp! Please email this to every old white person you know, and encourage them to forward it to all the other old white people. GOD BLESS AMERICA. [Fox News]
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Fox turns into RINO!
Fucking liberal media.
First Coburn and now this. Is April Fool’s a whole month now or what?
Rachel Maddow hates Michigan so much.
Rupert musta told em to go after the tea baggers after he got made fun of for now knowing his news organization was an arm of the Republican party…HA
Why hasn’t Obama put these people in FEMA camps like WE THE PEOPLE elected him to do? If he keeps this up, I’m voting for Nader in 2012.
Muh facks muhsheens broke raht naw. Murka mite be dumed.
Wow, I’m dumb. It just occurred to me that this is the first time they’ve actually let their viewing audience see this crap. This would explain why, when I ripped into a right-wing friend of mine for accusing the LEFT of fear-mongering with their polls that half of conservatives think that Obama is a socialism-pushing Muslim, he didn’t have anything to say. Watches Fox exclusively.
On another note, looks like Fox got the memo – Tea baggers are making the party look bad, discredit them immediately before the mid-terms. This should be in-te-rest-ing…
Sorry, Fox; you built this movement, you own it now. You might not like it now that the clear insanity and overt racism (instead of the coded type you prefer) is hurting your and the conservative movements’ brand, but you deserve every piece of shit that gets flown at you.
Wait til they find out that Rupert’s wife is a CHINESE COMMUNIST.
God Bless !
Git yoreself right with the Lord, Rupert Murdoch!
And the comments are great too:
The problem with the US right now is that leftist leaches want the rest of the country to work for the while they complain that they aren’t being given enough stuff… Who is John Gualt ???
But Tea Party organizers — both nationally and locally — say the misinformed beliefs of some do not represent the views of all.
“But we’re working on it,” they said, pleading for time.
Jesus Christ on a misspelled sign. Don’t go near those comments either.
Truth hurts don’t it.
God forbid these Teabaggers should now be making up there own damn crazy theories, over their umpteenth helping of deep-fried hot-dog pot pie. I shudder to think what they’ll think up on their own.
O, wait. Yeah, never mind.
Like those dopes know anything about Lenin and Stalin– Lenin was a Beatle and Stalin’s what yer GM car does.. Murkamurka!
Ha. I was going to say “this is good news for John McCain”, but this might be the one time that phrase is true.
So Fox News is now the lame stream media? Sarah is going to so be pissed.
“Any movement is going to have fringe elements,” said Joan Fabiano.
Turned right-side-up, read: Any fringe is going to have movement elements.
Having second thoughts, Dr. Frankenstein?
Remember when Tea Party leader Marc Williams called Barack Obama “an Indonesian Muslim turned welfare thug and a racist in chief”? He must certainly have been cringing – at all those common Teabaggers who only dared call Obama a “socilist.”
Too late you dumdasses. You shoulda strangled the baby in the cradle, but nonono! Now you have Baby Huey on your hands and dont know how to deal with it. Lotsa Luck Rupie baby!
[re=553696]nappyduggs[/re]: thanks for making me crave deep-fried hotdog pie now. Recipe please.
And oh shit, the double-down comes out today!
and wave tiny American flags while eating bags of bacon cheeseburgers
Drive-thru media?
[re=553678]abumanolo[/re]: I weep for my fucking state. Most of my relatives were at this, jingling the nickels in their pockets and saying how much they are like John Galt.
I guess I just don’t understand their comments – it’s like a broken Turing test or something;
“pantherhunter colmark2 said – The new Cowboys football stadium was built with a city sales tax that was increased by one-half of a percent; a hotel occupancy tax raised by 2 percent; and, a car rental tax that was increased by 5 percent. The City of Arlington also provided $325 million in funding. Where is the Tea Party when we need them, or do they only dislike tax funded health care??==================================================================”
Hey Fox, you’re about A YEAR TOO FUCKING LATE on this one.
Murdoch must have spent a couple of days last week in his TV room at the Fortress of Solitude watching DVDs from his network and yelling “What?! I sign these people’s checks and THIS is what they’re producing? Someone get me Ailes and some more Vegemite!”
Let’s assume for a moment that Fox News and the Tea Party’s corporate sponsors maybe have an affinity for the Republican Party. It seems they want to split the difference on right wing crazy. For Republicans to benefit they need the following conditions: 1. The Tea Party has to appear mainstream enough to not drive away independents, 2. By comparison the Tea Party candidates have to appear crazy enough that they don’t draw away many votes from Republicans, and 3. They need to keep the Tea Party needs to be as right wing as possible to bring in the supports and their money. What we’re seeing now is the attempt to reign in the Tea Party to utilize it to benefit the Republicans in the mid term elections.
“The rallies have also attracted the kinds of mistruths, exaggerations and conspiracy theories that make Tea Party leaders cringe.” No, actually these things are what make Tea Party leaders wake up in the morning. It’s not exactly a new story that the teabaggers are off their meds…as your coverage of them, and encouragement of them, have made clear.
[re=553711]The Church of Realism[/re]: I don’t know if they believe they are like John Galt maybe they at least read the book. The problem in America is that most no one read the book except for convenient quotes and they have no understanding of who Galt is.
However, this presents a dilemma for the family; because everyone knows only communist, muslin, nazi, socialists reads books.
Fox has probably noticed they are on the crazy train to Retardville and are now trying to stop before they arrive. I believe that train has pulled into the station.
[re=553712]snideinplainsight[/re]: I loved the term “GD hippocrates”. So, now we are all the “father of medicine”. We must be taking the “hypocritical oath.”
It would appear they’re trying to keep their politically exploited viewers from running off a cliff, but walking back the crazy isn’t going to help. The genie is out of the bottle and he’s had too many bacon cheeseburgers to fit back in. The only way Fox can (maybe) get back in control would be to start telling the truth about liberals and Democrats. A senator tried that the other day and see where that got him. Just a Fox trial balloon? Glad they were using helium.
Escanaba is a UPer town, Stupak country. Never were any jobs there, so the rest of Michigan is just getting used to that sort of life, which explains Traverse City.
[re=553702]Dean Booth[/re]: You are not evil. You. Are GOOD!
[re=553706]Crank Tango[/re]:
NO. BREAD. ALLOWED.
“MEAT”-”CHEESE”-”MORE MEAT”
We’d better get down there now, before the TeaParty planning committee has there mid-day batter orgy.
[re=553721]steverino247[/re]: Toothpaste, meet tube.
That’s the problem with riding the crazy, eventually the crazy takes you places you don’t wanna go.
Thanks for opening up this bottle of retard, Faux.
“Uncertainty about Taxes, Regulations, More Taxes, More Laws, More Czars, “Cap and Trade,” out of Control Deficit Spending, Inflation, Government Bail-outs and Take-overs, and a Veritable Host of Other Concerns, Has Frozen Private Sector Job Production, Particularly in Small Business. Stability, and Certainty Are Fundamental to the Investments Which Lead to Jobs. Right Now, No One Wants to Stick Their Neck Out! So, No, the Tea Party Movement Is Not the “Lunatic Fringe!” the Lunatic Fringe Abides in the “Megalo-Bama” Regime!”
Jenny Holtzer, your luggage has arrived in baggage carousel three -
Rupert Turdoch will be trying to distance Faux News from the wingtards, but the new Palin Broadcasting Network will be All Teabagger, All The Time. Not that there’s a connection or anything…
Goberment out of my Nucklear, nuckler, … duke nukem weapons!!11@
p.s: my Lawn Chair isnt frayed, I boughtnew ones at the Wall Mart!!2
[re=553718]JoeMac[/re]: They believe they’re like John Galt because of long long boring speeches in which they say the same thing over and over.
mmmmmmm cheeseburger sacks
If you want to get under a teabaggers skin tell them Faux Noise is 25% owned by ‘Arabs’. It’s true, they are.
Fox has got to be hoping that wingnuts don’t use the googles, they’re going to want to disappear this:
FNC Tax Day Tea Parties
This woman writer is a douchebag. Her ignorance is greatly appreciated by BO. She will not understand until she is in chains.
Kinky.
Obama -> Nazi -> Communist -> Russian ->
… Obama killed the President of Poland!!!!!!
Sounds like the Napa Tea Party’s gonna have to remove that “Support Fox News” sign I recently saw on their billboard: http://www.flickr.com/photos/fromhils/4511509009/in/set-72157623709072707/
[re=553710]user-of-owls[/re]: drive-thru brains
The Fox article has a picture of a teabagger sign about the Obama-Pelosi-Reid “Axis of Socialism”.
Apparently David Frum has landed on his feet and has a new job.
The Tea Party. Sponsored by Brawndo, it has electrolytes.
Don’t laugh at them class you’ll only encourage them.
Fox, pretending to (almost) be a news organization is reporting on Teabagger craziness. Talking Points Memo is channeling Wonkette; they have stories about a Buffalo/teabagger candidate for NY governor sending out horse-fucking e-mails, and Huckabee’s gay adoption comment that “children are not puppies.” Down is up.
Dogs and cats living together. Mass insanity!
ATTENTION! Oceania is a war with EastAsia! Oceania has always been at war with EastAsia!
Its just a matter of conditioning.
[re=553726]nappyduggs[/re]:
Good Christ. “Their,” also.
“Lenin and Stalin have become catchwords to describe Obama in the speeches denouncing his policies.”
And, with their complete lack of historical perspective, they’ve totally missed that cute upraised-chin thing that Barry does at speeches that makes him look like a more tanned version of that Italian stud dictator Benito Whatshisname.
[re=553742]mustardman[/re]: It’s what plants crave. By Carl’s Jr.
[re=553739]fromhils[/re]: to say nothing of the Tea Party sign thanking Fox for “keeping us infromed”. too lazy to link, but is in Parade of Misspelled signs posted last week.
Another new twist in the quest to make Australia king of the world.
[re=553697]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Is that last bit muslin for ‘Wokka wokka’?
[re=553742]mustardman[/re]: You’ll need it to make you faster than those damned KENYANS!
[re=553689]JMP[/re]: Nobody owns anything anymore. In two weeks the Tea Party will be a dim memory if it’s really getting in the way. The idiots at the rallies don’t know what they’re doing there as it is; pull the plug on the “movement” and nothing will change.
[re=553738]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Good job channeling teatard logic on that one!
[re=553726]nappyduggs[/re]: “Meat is the new bread!”
“Bread will never maybe attack your brain again!”
Oh I see Fox News discovered that most Americans are not crazy, and that the real foreigner is the owner of Fox News. I was always so pissed that that foreigner could buy an Ameican media outlet, and do this kind of damage to the country. How is it even legal?
[re=553726]nappyduggs[/re]: Mid day batter orgy. With honey. Sweet memories of college.
[re=553737]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: Ayn Rand’s finally being sent to hell? (not for her reprehensible personal ‘philosophy’, for her literature)
Is it OK to mention that most of the Teabaggers at these rallies are racist white fucks, using not-so-veiled dog whistle terms to try to hide their racism, or will that get me in trouble with StuckInDallas?
[re=553773]June Cleaver 2.0[/re]: “an Ameican media outlet…”
See what happens when you get mad. You start to spell like a teabagger.
The crazy blonde wimin on Fox are taking it all back as we speak. Make up your freaking minds, dumbasses.
[re=553726]nappyduggs[/re]: This reminds me of the delectable new offering from KFC – two slabs of fried chicken to serve as the “bun” with ham bacon and cheese inside. Why does KFC want to kill all the Teabaggers?
Fox News Official Statement: We do not condone the behavior we are encouraging.
[re=553773]June Cleaver 2.0[/re]: he got hisself naturalized! Yay!
Sorry Fox; when something horrible happens, you’ll own it.
I give points for backpedaling before the carnage though.
[re=553747]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: they’ve totally missed that cute upraised-chin thing that Barry does at speeches that makes him look like a more tanned version of that Italian stud dictator Benito Whatshisname.
True, but subliminally they all wish for Barry to meet the same end as Benny.
http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/benito-mussolini.jpg
I’m just glad Fox news solidified their position. Wherever it is.
I wonder what the Teabaggers did to get kicked out of bed by Fox News. I thought they were going to prom together or getting a place together.
[re=553816]4tehlulz[/re]: You gotta dance with the one ya brung to the party.
[re=553744]dr.giraud[/re]: Mr. Hands for Governor!!
This has the distinct odor of a Yes-Men trick.
If you really want to waste time and amaze yourself, read the Fox News (not even Foxnation!) comments that wish death on the President, like ohh, say, this article about Poland’s president dying. Yes yes comments here do that routinely, but they “moderate” comments and it’s been freaking DAYS since this happened!
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/10/polish-presidents-plane-crashes-russia/
It’s a coin flip whether you’ll find this hilarious or infuriating, whatevs.
[re=553879]Beck Licks Seer Stones[/re]: This guy: “planned…we ditched the missile defense system in Poland, Russia knocks off their leader, Russia takes over Poland and our space program, Russia then takes over the us.”
Damn, it all makes sense to me now!
[re=553892]Jim89048[/re]: He forgot to add that first the socialists had to take over health care so that we’d be too sick to be able to put up resistence.
[re=553892]Jim89048[/re]: He who controls Poland controls the universe? OMG you’re right — it explains the entire course of Western history. CTHULHU FHTAGN!!! Also.
[re=553717]Allyson[/re]: It’s not exactly a new story that the teabaggers are off their meds
Thanks, St. Ronnie of Reagan for letting all of these mentally disturbed people out of the intitutions where they belonged and onto the streets of America annoying the shit out of the rest of us.
Once you wriggle, you cannot un-wriggle.
[re=553721]steverino247[/re]: I would think that even Faux Snooze would realize it is too late to tell America not to identify the GOP or conservatism with the “grass roots” Tea Party movement they basically recruited and paid for so they could “report” on it. But perhaps not. If this article means anything, it’s only that when the ship of Faux finally goes under the waves, there might be somebody like Shep Smith sitting on the masthead and screaming, “I TOLD you, assholes!” (glug)
It’s like somebody started a club, see? And to be “in” the club you have to think smart people are a bunch of elitist, know-it-all snobs; and education in general, and higher education in particular are the root causes of America’s decline. Also, Jeebus used to love this country, but now he has turned his back on us on account of the hippies and their rock music. Oh, and first you let the queers wriggle around in each other’s excrement legally, the next thing is they want to “tie the knot.” IMAGINE THAT.
Meanwhile, the niggruh president wants to use my hard earned money to treat somebody-I-don’t-even-know’s cancer. Sure, sure. Here, take my money asshole! [/flings dollar bills at a cripple.]
I guess they should have realized that this type of club would garner a lot of interest in this Christian nation of ours.
Nice move libtards. Once the newworldorder is established in South Africa as a result of the World Cup 2010 competition, and we are all indentured slave diamond miners to a bunch of Africans, you won’t feel so full of piss and vinegar quite so much will you?
[re=553701]BeWoot[/re]: Oddly enough, that’s the second time today, I’ve heard that “Any movement is going to have its fringe” meme from a Teabagger.
What website did they get that from? And are they now going to try for the “sympathy” direction to attract new recruits?
It’s getting increasingly difficult to separate the People’s Front of Judea from the Judean People’s Front.
[re=553735]mustardman[/re]: Can you point me at some proof? I’ve already noticed that saying that makes them foam at the mouth. But I need backup!
BTW, the RW folks who comment on *any* Yahoo News Story these days, suggesting things like killing the nation’s 60 million Democrats, or shooting all the Libs & Progressives, are probably *not* those mainstream teabaggers this story suggests must exist.
You never hear from these guys.
You hear from the murderous misinformed batshit crazy fringe.
Today I was talking to a guy on a Yahoo Comments Board who wants to shoot all the nation’s drug dealers … you know … for Freedom? Like China does?
Sigh ………….
On Media Matters dot org’s front page we find an article, which goes something like this…”On April 8th, Media Matters for America’s Ari Rabin-Havt sent a letter to News Corp. chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch noting Fox News’ role in regularly promoting the Tea Party movement. When Rabin-Havt asked Murdoch about that topic at the National Press Club on Tuesday night, Murdoch said he didn’t think Fox News “should be supporting the Tea Party” but would like to “investigate” “before condemning anyone.”
Media Matters begged to differ and sent Murdoch a sample of stats and screencaps of what Fox is up to, available here: http://mediamatters.org/press/releases/483110”
Perhaps Murdoch is so disconnected from his media empire that he doesn’t know what Fox Neuze is up to (right, sure).
But everybody’s right, it’s too late. Nothing Can Stop Comedy.
Good luck stopping your monster Dr. Frankenmurdoch.
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