• May 27, 2012

Can You Guess the Identity of This Monster?

by Ken Layne  4:59 pm April 9, 2010

Sweet dreams, America.
Wonkette operative “Kris” wants you to have nightmares forever and ever, until you jump out of your (first floor) window and, uh, sprain your ankle. So she flipped over our gross picture of Sarah Palin’s tattooed-on lipstick, and, well …. Enjoy it!

{ 61 comments }

JadedDIssonance April 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm

Kids are callin anything “art” these days.

LittlePig April 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm

Dang, he’s right, lunch really does taste different the second time around.

Bearbloke April 9, 2010 at 5:07 pm

I’d hit it.

Humpback April 9, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Chin Man! I used to do this by video (with the camera upside down). It really freaks people out.

ManchuCandidate April 9, 2010 at 5:09 pm

This is what Levi Johnson sees in his nightmares every night.

“Levi, I want you!!!”

Gregoire April 9, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Strangely, she makes more sense turned upside down.

bored with gravity April 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm

Is that Sarah’s latest offspring?

slappypaddy April 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm

i could see that on a t-shirt, you betcha

El Pinche April 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm

Tatlips the Cuntasaurus Rex Monster

GOPCrusher April 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm

Senor Wences?

madtowngooner April 9, 2010 at 5:14 pm

That’s an insult to googly-eyed monsters everywhere

St.SarahOfThePO April 9, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Triglinda Palin?

4tehlulz April 9, 2010 at 5:16 pm

[re=552909]ManchuCandidate[/re]: PTSD flashbacks are a bitch.

Potater April 9, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Wait, what’s the difference?

southern mark smith April 9, 2010 at 5:23 pm

“It’s a lie that makes us realize the truth.”

-some commie eurotrash artist

SayItWithWookies April 9, 2010 at 5:24 pm

Those are the brain cells you could save by switching to complete sentences.

LeftCoastLarry April 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm

Looks like Roger Ailes.

pissnvinegar April 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm

What a nice man-boob chin you have ugly little monster.

Crank Tango April 9, 2010 at 5:41 pm

where do i place my nuts on a thing like that? wherever?

OzoneTom April 9, 2010 at 5:43 pm

That actor’s gone downhill since playing Jabba the Hutt in Thumb Wars.

Radiotherapy April 9, 2010 at 5:47 pm

1st impression: Peter Griffin.

Tramp stamp or GTFO!

Radiotherapy April 9, 2010 at 5:49 pm

GAH! backwards !HAG

Cape Clod April 9, 2010 at 5:55 pm

We should fix her up with the googly eyed creature from “the Groove Tube”. They were meant for each other.

Elm Hugger April 9, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Reminds me of the movie “groove tube”, never laughed so hard

Scarab April 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm

ʎdǝǝɹɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʇɐɥʇ

HARAS April 9, 2010 at 6:18 pm

[re=552969]Scarab[/re]: ¡ɐɯɐqou ,,sɔɐɹɐq,, `noʎ ǝʞıl ɹǝsɐǝddɐ ʇsıɹoɹɹǝʇ ǝlʇǝǝq puɐs ʇsılɐıɔos ɯılsnɯ ɐ ʇou ɯ,ı ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ

¡ʎppnq ʇı ɥɔʇɐʍ `ʎǝɥ

MLHencken April 9, 2010 at 6:20 pm

Just a few years until the facial laugh lines become HATE LINES. Oh no, too late!

steverino247 April 9, 2010 at 6:20 pm

[re=552918]GOPCrusher[/re]: Close the box. Palin’s, of course.

Dashboard_Buddha April 9, 2010 at 6:26 pm
foulmouthed mrscreant April 9, 2010 at 6:41 pm

I figured it was $arah because the eyes are spot on! All wonky, and a wee bit crazy.

Joshua Norton April 9, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Ha ha ha . No.

Jukesgrrl April 9, 2010 at 6:51 pm

How long before somebody Blingees those googly eyes?

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO April 9, 2010 at 7:00 pm

[re=553009]foulmouthed mrscreant[/re]: Ha! The joke’s on you, those eyes are from her Drill Sister, Michele.

bitchincamaro April 9, 2010 at 7:00 pm

I sprained my shoulders throwing myself to the sidewalk from my basement apartment. Fuck you very much, “Kris”!!!!!!!!!

ttommyunger April 9, 2010 at 7:04 pm

Bearbloke:”I’d hit it.”
I’m afraid I would too, Bear; but I’d hate myself in the morning.

BlueStateLibtard April 9, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Cthulhu’s new mate? Tell me someone.

Tlmsd April 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm

[re=552907]Bearbloke[/re]: with what? Señor Bear?

N.S.Sherlock April 9, 2010 at 7:42 pm

Release the kraken.

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 9, 2010 at 7:47 pm

Wait. This is a screenshot from the “Bukakke Newt Gingrich” DVD, amirite?

President Beeblebrox April 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Isn’t that one of those fish/human hybrids that H.P. Lovecraft wrote about in ‘The Shadow over Innsmouth’? Ya know, the ones that worshipped Cthulhu and Dagon and whatnot. THAT’S IT PALIN IS A CTHULHU CULTIST! RUN!

bago April 9, 2010 at 7:49 pm

I saw that episode of Red Dwarf too!

Flanders April 9, 2010 at 8:05 pm

[re=552945]Crank Tango[/re]: I’ll bet Todd could tell you where.

desertwind April 9, 2010 at 8:16 pm

Holy frack!

thesheriffisnear April 9, 2010 at 8:22 pm

C’mon, didn’t you knuckleheads take seventh grade science? Its a planaria!!!

El Pinche April 9, 2010 at 8:23 pm

Behold…Basket Case III: Mitch McConnell’s missing mutant chin.

thesheriffisnear April 9, 2010 at 8:26 pm

Actually its planarian, the singular. I would have remembered that if I actually studied seventh grade science instead of checking to see which of my female classmates was sprouting boobies.

Pat Pending April 9, 2010 at 9:11 pm

Jabba the Cunt?

Bearbloke April 9, 2010 at 9:30 pm

[re=552907]Bearbloke[/re]: – with a <a href=”http://img2.newser.com/image/340321-6-20100402093502.image”Dildo Mallet!

“May the mighty dildos of hell rain upon your wicked carcass, quack, quack!”

Bearbloke April 9, 2010 at 9:32 pm

[re=553086]Bearbloke[/re]: Dildo Mallet, ya bloody drongo

Nappied Hypotenuse April 9, 2010 at 9:46 pm

Totes looks like The Stinky Cheese Man.

Diana Davies April 9, 2010 at 10:09 pm

It’s entirely possible that that’s what you see before you die.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2010 at 10:41 pm

Cookie Monster on Chemo.

Studebaker Hoch April 9, 2010 at 10:55 pm

[re=552907]Bearbloke[/re]: Yeah I’d hit it too…with a fucking baseball bat. Although it looks like it already got worked over with an ugly stick.

ThisIsNotAnAvatar April 10, 2010 at 1:00 am

That’s a grim ace for a hole.

President Beeblebrox April 10, 2010 at 8:16 am

[re=552998]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: why are tentacles coming out from under her in that drawing? Is the artist into that creepy Jap tentacle porn?

Yellow Cake April 10, 2010 at 8:58 am

Sort of looks like the anal sphincter of a Muppet.

Dolmance April 10, 2010 at 11:59 am

I have never seen a Teabagger with a pretty mouth. They don’t exist.

Oldskool April 10, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Her lips form a slight smile upside down. That’s disturbing in an evil anti-christ kind of way.

Ripley_in_CT April 10, 2010 at 1:38 pm

[re=553179]Oldskool[/re]: I noticed that, too. Very creepy. I wonder if that’s the sign of the anti-christ.

seoramsagar April 11, 2010 at 2:56 am

Monster what is monster i don’t know monster give me few info about monster by Politics

lawrenceofthedesert April 11, 2010 at 11:52 pm

Somewhere in ventriloquist heaven, Senor Wences weeps.

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