BAD MANNERS  1:55 pm April 9, 2010

Sarah Palin Is In New Orleans, Mocking Black People

by Ken Layne

Yeah, keep it closed.Hey, poor black people of New Orleans: Sarah Palin’s speaking live in your ruined city, right now! She called it the “Big Easy,” she’s talking about how “Jonah Goldberg wrote a good piece” (first time anyone ever said that), and she’s talking about the “good, patriotic people,” and ho-ho now she’s going off on Barack Obama, whining about how poor people may get some health care soon, etc.

If y’all went on down there and, say, just walked in and sat wherever you liked and helped yourself to lunch and whatever, we bet you’d be warmly welcomed. Oh those fat white fucks are now hooting and hollering about the big joke that is a “community organizer.” Ha ha, imagine black people trying to improve black neighborhoods, ha ha, what a scam. Really, go on down to the Hilton New Orleans Riverside. #ImLilWayne #SouljaSDI

 

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bitchincamaro April 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Pig needs moar lipstick.

chascates April 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm

She should mention how Alaska has lots of room and offers annual payments to residents. Plus, NO HURRICANES!

Bearbloke April 9, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Hopefully some television crew will take her on a tour of the Ninth Ward… for the LULZ!!

Cogito Ergo Bibo April 9, 2010 at 1:59 pm

I cannot believe she said that “Don’t retreat; reload” nonsense again. “Oh, but I’m not calling for violence, ya’ know. It’s the librul media which turned it inta somethin’ bad.”

Maybe it was the gun sites on your Facebook page that did it, don’tcha know.

AbstinenceOnly Ed April 9, 2010 at 2:00 pm

The Pied Piper of the Right leads her minions off into the gulf of Mexico. Keep tootin’, TeaParty Queen!

Oldskool April 9, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Every argument sounds like a fundamentalist talking science, lots of sarcasm and ridicule and not much else. No wonder she’s so popular.

Cogito Ergo Bibo April 9, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Yay! Dueling speeches! Hopey is stepping all over Caribou Barbies timeslot to talk about real news (West Virginia/Justice Stevens).

queeraselvis v 2.0 April 9, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Dear Sarah:

I think you’re confused about that whole “Big Easy” thing. It’s an endearing nickname for a city your party of morans decided would be better off underwater. It is NOT a reference to your sexual proclivities.

Fuck off and die, you utter waste of protoplasm.

Former NOLA resident QAE v 2.0

freakishlystrong April 9, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Further evidence that Republicans have no shame. Do a “Republican Leadership” conference in New Orleans. Who Dat?

ManchuCandidate April 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm

You’re doing a heck of a job, Quitter.

Manos: Hands of Fate April 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Vile bitch. Sorry, had to say it.

Cogito Ergo Bibo April 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm

And now she’s gone. Hopey even knocked her off Fox news. They’re busy discussing what a terrible nominee to replace Justice Stevens The Prez is likely to pick.

JMP April 9, 2010 at 2:12 pm

It’s rather stunning that these shits would pick the site of one of their party’s greatest failures as the location for their conference. Oh, but wait; a bunch of poor black people being killed or made homeless is a triumph for them.

Hell, these cretins probably see the Danziger Bridge cops – http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/08/us/08shooting.html – as heroes.

mollymcguire April 9, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Fuck her.

ella April 9, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Girlfriend needs a nose job. Stat.

OzoneTom April 9, 2010 at 2:18 pm

“this is working very well for them”

Mostly_Harmless April 9, 2010 at 2:19 pm

I don’t understand- there are no commi polar bears in New Orleans…

donner_froh April 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm

[re=552628]bitchincamaro[/re]: Maybe it’s true–you really can’t put lipstick on a pig. At least that pig.

Speed Ball April 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Metaphors don’t kill people, thinly veiled references to murdering those you disagree with on ideological grounds misinterpreted by mouth-breathing slobs kill people.

Terry April 9, 2010 at 2:21 pm

[re=552670]JMP[/re]:

They actually look at it as a success. So many people have moved away from N.O. since Katrina that it changed the political landscape in south Louisiana. The population of N.O. no longer easily trumps the other areas. Louisiana is a lot more Republican in balance than it was before the storm.

Texan Bulldoggette April 9, 2010 at 2:22 pm

[re=552670]JMP[/re]: Not so ironic when you figure that black people are probably the ones refilling their water glasses, cleaning their rooms, changing the sheets, etc. I would imagine they are all feeling way smug that they are helping the black/brown people out. You know…how you feel when you give the homeless guy a few bucks but then when driving away, shudder & hope to God you never see that guy again!

user-of-owls April 9, 2010 at 2:24 pm

[re=552652]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [re=552661]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: [re=552674]mollymcguire[/re]:

Sorry Fat Man, Ima gonna re-appropriate a perfectly good word that you befouled, and say in reference to the fine poets listed above:

DITTO!

Cape Clod April 9, 2010 at 2:27 pm

I think I heard something about her speaking at a whine convention this morning.

thesheriffisnear April 9, 2010 at 2:28 pm

The stoopid, its metastasizing!!!

GoinGreen April 9, 2010 at 2:28 pm

[re=552670]JMP[/re]: We on the left give these wingnut cretins way too much credit for the vile things they do. They didn’t plan a trip to NOLA to prove a point – that would take PLANNING. They just walk around like a big cat, pissing on every tree until EVERY tree has been pissed on. Their deep pockets and shallow conscience make them completely oblivious to the irony of this trip.

SayItWithWookies April 9, 2010 at 2:29 pm

[re=552670]JMP[/re]: They’re just celebrating their transformation of an American city through their time-tested formula of callous neglect, complacency, cronyism, theft and ignorance. Look on their works, ye mighty, and despair.

4tehlulz April 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm

You know Sarah, it’s all fun and games until someone blows up a building.

Even Beck has figured that one out.

Troubledog April 9, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Jingle your car keys and she’ll pull up her shirt and yell WOOOOOOOO!!! Then you throw her some shiny plastic beads. Go ahead. Try it.

Cape Clod April 9, 2010 at 2:31 pm

The 29% of the American people who see her as fit for high leadership must be the ones that she refers to as the ‘good, patriotic people’. The 71% who think overwise must hate American.

slithytoves April 9, 2010 at 2:37 pm

[re=552703]GoinGreen[/re]: Sir, I resent your characterization of cats as Republicans. Mine have the good sense of digging a hole and peeing/crapping and then covering it up with about a ton of dirt or litter. Much more civilized than just crapping on people and not even saying, “Excuse me, losers.”

bitchincamaro April 9, 2010 at 2:37 pm

[re=552670]JMP[/re]: Let’s hope she runs into David Simon in a dark alley tonight.

JMP April 9, 2010 at 2:40 pm

[re=552687]Terry[/re]: Oh, I know. It shouldn’t have been surprising, since Iraq if nothing else proved they were willing to throw away lives for political gain; but still the sheer amorality is shocking.

[re=552688]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Well they know that the magical powers of the free market will help the poor, not some socialist government aid, which is the same thing as slavery.

nickknack April 9, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Great shot of Palin’s pie-hole. Presents an interesting new view of her personality. BEEEE-YAAAATCH!

coolcatdaddy April 9, 2010 at 2:41 pm

[re=552670]JMP[/re]: Well, if it wasn’t New Orleans, they could have always had the conference at the Watergate hotel complex.

CanadianBacon April 9, 2010 at 2:42 pm

The conference is “kind of like the jump-start for the 2012 presidential cycle,” says Roger Villere, the Louisiana GOP chairman and one of the organizers of this year’s conference.
With the introduction of unlimited corporate advertising there are only two real questions
1) Who will be her running mate and 2) will they be able to pass a constitutional admendment in time for the 2020 election to allow her to run for a third term?

WadISay April 9, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Listen, George, last time I checked, Sarah Palin wasn’t an expert on New Orleans, Black people, nuttin’. I’m working this into my vocabulary.

Caitifty April 9, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Is it just me or does her mouth look more and more like a cat’s bum with each passing month? Purse the lips a little more, snowbilly.

x111e7thst April 9, 2010 at 2:42 pm

[re=552709]Troubledog[/re]: Sounds good to me. Except the part where she pulls up her shirt. And the part where she yells. Because her voice makes my ears bleed.

GeneralLerong April 9, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Hey, great shot of that smug, sneering mug.

Can we have it copied onto a “Pouty Palin” pack of napkins or something? TP is of course a classic, but napkins would be more fun at the cocktail party.

C’mon, you’re the ones who wanted ideas for shit to sell.

Buzz Feedback April 9, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Watch out 4 teh FEMA Deth Kamps whyll ur their.

BOOBIES! April 9, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Shut your pie hole and show us your tits! That’s the way we roll in N’Orlinz, bitch.

weejee April 9, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Put it on da street that “Sarah Louise” is Cajun for “gator food.”

nickknack April 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm

It’s her chin! Gawd, it’s like her face is aging right before my eyes.

GoinGreen April 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm

[re=552717]slithytoves[/re]: I think I DID reference “big cats”, you know, like lions and such. I happen to be an expert on the subject of lion/tiger pissing habits – what, with my teevee only watching the Discovery network, and all. (except for watching Rachel Maddow – I keep watching her so I can say I was the 1st to see the inevitable nip slip from under her gray blazer!)

noupsell April 9, 2010 at 2:51 pm
anonymousryan April 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Ken are you trying to start one of those black twitter flash mobs in New Orleans like they had in Philadelphia? Because if you are, I applaud you. (But you’ll never make it happen, honkey.)

Cape Clod April 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm

[re=552718]bitchincamaro[/re]: I’m hoping that she runs into Omar Little on a dark night.

Mr Blifil April 9, 2010 at 2:54 pm

It’s safe for whites to talk about poor black folk down there because they all went on extended leave.

snideinplainsight April 9, 2010 at 2:57 pm

I can’t be unhappy about this anymore. She’s going to win the R nomination and make her run in 2012. It’s really going to happen. I can feel it.

The Republicans couldn’t have less chance of winning if they ran Witchy-Poo from H.R. Pufnstuf. It’s hard to say if that would be more or less entertaining than this.

Monsieur Grumpe April 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm

I’m going to go out on a limb and make a prediction about the future of Ms Palin.
She’ll be caught on camera, in a Holiday Inn, buns up wearing nothing but a pimply 16 year old boy and a pair of cowboy boots while eating Fritos with homemade onion dip and talking the whole time with her mouth full. Despite this disgusting spectacle, her popularity among her fans will drop only slightly. It could happen.

DangerousLiberal April 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm

[re=552656]freakishlystrong[/re]: Agenda Item 1: How can we destroy NOLA, again?

slithytoves April 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm

[re=552739]GoinGreen[/re]: Sorry, since my cat weighs over 15 lbs, I think of him as a “big cat.”

GoinGreen April 9, 2010 at 3:03 pm

[re=552760]slithytoves[/re]: Holy shit – that is a big pussy!

Prommie April 9, 2010 at 3:04 pm

[re=552752]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: No, no, you are wrong, it will be the little catfood can of onion dip that they sell in the quicky-mart right on the same shelf as the fritos. Not homemade.

freakishlystrong April 9, 2010 at 3:04 pm

[re=552756]DangerousLiberal[/re]: These fucktards think irony is a nutritional supplement.

Lionel Hutz Esq. April 9, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Sarah Palin doesn’t care about black people!

Prommie April 9, 2010 at 3:07 pm

She is morphing into Leona Helmsly, seriously, go find some pictures of Leona Helmsley.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2010 at 3:09 pm

“The Big Easy”?
Isn’t that Levi’s nickname for Bristol is?

DustBowlBlues April 9, 2010 at 3:10 pm

[re=552718]bitchincamaro[/re]: Better yet, let’s hope David Simon has Omar with him.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2010 at 3:12 pm

[re=552774]GOPCrusher[/re]: I fucked that all up.

DustBowlBlues April 9, 2010 at 3:13 pm

[re=552747]Cape Clod[/re]: Gee. Wish I’d read all the comments first.

DustBowlBlues April 9, 2010 at 3:18 pm

[re=552762]GoinGreen[/re]: I’ve got three pushing the scales at 20 lbs–one is already there.

Who wants to start the pool on when Sarah starts having “work” done? You know cosmetic surgery is in her future–but her fans will deny it ever happened because they create their own reality. The tragedy is that they vote and force the rest of us to live in it with them.

JMP April 9, 2010 at 3:21 pm

[re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I’m pretty sure cosmetic surgery is in her past; at the very least botox.

ooby dooby doo April 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm

[re=552774]GOPCrusher[/re]: Yoda liked it.

Sarahs Warhead April 9, 2010 at 3:39 pm

[re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]: She has already had “work” done – she had her soul removed a long time ago.

slithytoves April 9, 2010 at 3:40 pm

[re=552762]GoinGreen[/re]: [re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I’m a librul. I feed my cats whether they want it or not.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO April 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm

What a horrible woman.

So, does anyone else pray every night that she runs in 2012 if for no other reason than the sheer prolonged ecstacy of watching Hopey run roughshod over her for the duration of the campaign? I mean, come on, just one debate, 90 minutes of her staring deer in the headlights while POTUS takes her to school, puts her in detention for not listening, and flunks her anyway. That’s all I would need to keep my embittered existence going for at least four more years.

GreenHalo April 9, 2010 at 3:48 pm

Okay, it’s over. Girlfriend be havin’ the nasolabial folds of an embalmed Soviet general — if you keep making that face, it WILL freeze like that — and natural lipstick is on Aisle 666 with the Birkenstock Odor-Eaters and the non-fat mayo. Whore red or GTFO!

Let the word go forth from this time and place: I am no longer hot for teacher. (I’d still knock the bottom out of Crazy-Eyes Bachmann, though.)

President Beeblebrox April 9, 2010 at 3:49 pm

The logo, of a Republican Pachyderm holding a “second line” umbrella is just … offensive. Yeah, they know how to jive, and they really dig those jazz funerals!

Sarahs Warhead April 9, 2010 at 3:49 pm

[re=552823]slithytoves[/re]: My sister has a 21 pound chihuahua, named Novio, but I call him Culo Gordo.

Tyroanee April 9, 2010 at 4:02 pm

[re=552652]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Umm do you really think Palin even knows what protoplasm is? [[snicker]]

thesheriffisnear April 9, 2010 at 4:06 pm

[re=552771]Prommie[/re]: …actually, Linda Tripp.

Monsieur Grumpe April 9, 2010 at 4:08 pm

[re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]:
OT
my apologies for being serious.
I highly recommend this book for people with heavy pussies.

http://www.amazon.com/Your-Cat-Simple-Secrets-Stronger/dp/0312358016

wvf2 April 9, 2010 at 4:16 pm

NOLAs gonna be the only thing I’ll miss when the the Confederacy Redux re-secedes.

Bearbloke April 9, 2010 at 4:34 pm

[re=552550]thesheriffisnear[/re] had a fine idea for Nat Turner Day, in response to Virginia’s “Traitorous Treasonous Arsehat Confederate History Month” – however, since the ReThug ‘leadership’ is currently in Louisiana, I propose a re-enactmetn of the 1811 German Coast Uprising, with Palin, Cheney, Hannity etc. on the defense…

Pat Pending April 9, 2010 at 4:34 pm

ya know what’s really fun if you’ve got a Mac? take the little hand-shaped pointy thing and repeatedly poke it up the Palin nose!

ok, fine. I’m simple.

Ken Layne April 9, 2010 at 5:03 pm

[re=552746]anonymousryan[/re]: Haha, yes, that’s exactly what I very lamely tried to do. I re-tweeted to the NOLA twitter accounts with the most followers — Lil Wayne & Sister Soulja, hooray! But I don’t know how to do black-people-twitter and I am not going to embarrass myself or the Nation by trying.

I was born and raised in New Orleans, though, so it INFURIATES me to see these cretins using that wrecked city, of all places, for their KKK rally.

assistant/atlas April 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm

[re=552873]Bearbloke[/re]: Alternately, if Nat Turner is “too real” and/or “too black”, there’s always crazy Abolitionist John Brown.

schadenfreudian slip April 9, 2010 at 5:59 pm

Ha, there ain’t no way in hell she’ll get the 2012 nomination. She’s a joke. BTW that Googly-eyed monster still looks exactly like Sarah Palin.

Cape Clod April 9, 2010 at 5:59 pm

[re=552781]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Don’t do that. They will turn your brains into mush.

covered April 9, 2010 at 6:00 pm

[re=552831]GreenHalo[/re]: “Mr. DeMille, I’ll nevar be ready for my close up. Evar.”

Cape Clod April 9, 2010 at 6:11 pm

[re=552827]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: I heard somebody say that if the Republicans nominate her as their candidate in 2012, then their platform that year will be the world’s longest suicide note.

SpikeyDog April 9, 2010 at 6:23 pm

I’ll bet she’s missing Michelle Bachmann, and getting a little wet spot when she thinks of the fun they had together in Minneapolis this past week.

steverino247 April 9, 2010 at 6:27 pm

This is good news for John McCain.

(Well, somebody had to write that!)

BeWoot April 9, 2010 at 6:29 pm

The 2012 Republican slate will be Palin/Bachmann and the campaign slogan will be “I’m with stupid.”

(stolen)

arewethereyet April 9, 2010 at 7:43 pm

I wouldn’t fuck that mouth with your dick who ever you are. so long as it isn’t me. lordy that’s fuggly!!

MsNicky April 9, 2010 at 7:43 pm

She should have listened when her mamma told her that if she didn’t quit with the snarly snotty face-making someday her face would freeze like that.

arewethereyet April 9, 2010 at 7:47 pm

[re=553003]BeWoot[/re]: The Palin/ Bachmann campaign would be better than any campaign ever run…for the sheer entertainment value. hey “ladies” PLEASE go for it!

Flanders April 9, 2010 at 8:07 pm

[re=553041]arewethereyet[/re]: Imagine: that mouth, Todd’s cock. You know it’s been there before.

betterDeadThanRed April 9, 2010 at 10:42 pm

[re=552630]chascates[/re]:
Double batshit CRAZY

[re=553003]BeWoot[/re]:
Yeah! What’s up with this Alaska welfare for everyone. How long do you have to live in Alaska to qualify? More important, how many months out of the year do you have to stay there?

lumpenprole April 10, 2010 at 11:39 am

[re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]:
I can see that happening – she gets so much plastic surgery that she becomes a ghoulish Mecha-Palin, but her fans deny that her Real American Beauty is anything but the face Jesus made for her.

MsQuasimodo April 10, 2010 at 12:40 pm

[re=552854]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Oh, I thought you meant these might be helpful: http://www.lifematters.com/lady_care.asp

Ripley_in_CT April 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm

No wonder the knuckle-draggers love her. Turn that picture of her mouth sideways… what’s it look like to you?

I hate that this woman shares my gender. I hate that she shares my country. And I especially hate that she shares her thoughts with us!

Teh Stoopid… it hurts!

HopeyChangey April 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm

I used to say that I don’t think enough of Sarah Palin to hate her, but in recent days, I have to admit that I have changed my mind. I am not only riding the I Hate Sarah Palin Train, but I’m the daggum conductor.

BerkeleyFarm April 10, 2010 at 10:47 pm

[re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Cosmetic surgery is in her recent past. Why in hell do you think she completely disappeared from public sight for about six weeks and reappeared minus turkey wattles and plus a few other things?

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