Sarah Palin Is In New Orleans, Mocking Black People

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Yeah, keep it closed.Hey, poor black people of New Orleans: Sarah Palin’s speaking live in your ruined city, right now! She called it the “Big Easy,” she’s talking about how “Jonah Goldberg wrote a good piece” (first time anyone ever said that), and she’s talking about the “good, patriotic people,” and ho-ho now she’s going off on Barack Obama, whining about how poor people may get some health care soon, etc.

If y’all went on down there and, say, just walked in and sat wherever you liked and helped yourself to lunch and whatever, we bet you’d be warmly welcomed. Oh those fat white fucks are now hooting and hollering about the big joke that is a “community organizer.” Ha ha, imagine black people trying to improve black neighborhoods, ha ha, what a scam. Really, go on down to the Hilton New Orleans Riverside. #ImLilWayne #SouljaSDI

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96 comments

  1. chascates

    She should mention how Alaska has lots of room and offers annual payments to residents. Plus, NO HURRICANES!

  2. Bearbloke

    Hopefully some television crew will take her on a tour of the Ninth Ward… for the LULZ!!

  3. Cogito Ergo Bibo

    I cannot believe she said that “Don’t retreat; reload” nonsense again. “Oh, but I’m not calling for violence, ya’ know. It’s the librul media which turned it inta somethin’ bad.”

    Maybe it was the gun sites on your Facebook page that did it, don’tcha know.

  4. AbstinenceOnly Ed

    The Pied Piper of the Right leads her minions off into the gulf of Mexico. Keep tootin’, TeaParty Queen!

  5. Oldskool

    Every argument sounds like a fundamentalist talking science, lots of sarcasm and ridicule and not much else. No wonder she’s so popular.

  6. Cogito Ergo Bibo

    Yay! Dueling speeches! Hopey is stepping all over Caribou Barbies timeslot to talk about real news (West Virginia/Justice Stevens).

  7. queeraselvis v 2.0

    Dear Sarah:

    I think you’re confused about that whole “Big Easy” thing. It’s an endearing nickname for a city your party of morans decided would be better off underwater. It is NOT a reference to your sexual proclivities.

    Fuck off and die, you utter waste of protoplasm.

    Former NOLA resident QAE v 2.0

  8. freakishlystrong

    Further evidence that Republicans have no shame. Do a “Republican Leadership” conference in New Orleans. Who Dat?

  9. Cogito Ergo Bibo

    And now she’s gone. Hopey even knocked her off Fox news. They’re busy discussing what a terrible nominee to replace Justice Stevens The Prez is likely to pick.

  10. JMP

    It’s rather stunning that these shits would pick the site of one of their party’s greatest failures as the location for their conference. Oh, but wait; a bunch of poor black people being killed or made homeless is a triumph for them.

    Hell, these cretins probably see the Danziger Bridge cops – http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/08/us/08shooting.html – as heroes.

  11. donner_froh

    [re=552628]bitchincamaro[/re]: Maybe it’s true–you really can’t put lipstick on a pig. At least that pig.

  12. Speed Ball

    Metaphors don’t kill people, thinly veiled references to murdering those you disagree with on ideological grounds misinterpreted by mouth-breathing slobs kill people.

  13. Terry

    [re=552670]JMP[/re]:

    They actually look at it as a success. So many people have moved away from N.O. since Katrina that it changed the political landscape in south Louisiana. The population of N.O. no longer easily trumps the other areas. Louisiana is a lot more Republican in balance than it was before the storm.

  14. Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=552670]JMP[/re]: Not so ironic when you figure that black people are probably the ones refilling their water glasses, cleaning their rooms, changing the sheets, etc. I would imagine they are all feeling way smug that they are helping the black/brown people out. You know…how you feel when you give the homeless guy a few bucks but then when driving away, shudder & hope to God you never see that guy again!

  15. user-of-owls

    [re=552652]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [re=552661]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: [re=552674]mollymcguire[/re]:

    Sorry Fat Man, Ima gonna re-appropriate a perfectly good word that you befouled, and say in reference to the fine poets listed above:

    DITTO!

  16. GoinGreen

    [re=552670]JMP[/re]: We on the left give these wingnut cretins way too much credit for the vile things they do. They didn’t plan a trip to NOLA to prove a point – that would take PLANNING. They just walk around like a big cat, pissing on every tree until EVERY tree has been pissed on. Their deep pockets and shallow conscience make them completely oblivious to the irony of this trip.

  17. SayItWithWookies

    [re=552670]JMP[/re]: They’re just celebrating their transformation of an American city through their time-tested formula of callous neglect, complacency, cronyism, theft and ignorance. Look on their works, ye mighty, and despair.

  18. 4tehlulz

    You know Sarah, it’s all fun and games until someone blows up a building.

    Even Beck has figured that one out.

  19. Troubledog

    Jingle your car keys and she’ll pull up her shirt and yell WOOOOOOOO!!! Then you throw her some shiny plastic beads. Go ahead. Try it.

  20. Cape Clod

    The 29% of the American people who see her as fit for high leadership must be the ones that she refers to as the ‘good, patriotic people’. The 71% who think overwise must hate American.

  21. slithytoves

    [re=552703]GoinGreen[/re]: Sir, I resent your characterization of cats as Republicans. Mine have the good sense of digging a hole and peeing/crapping and then covering it up with about a ton of dirt or litter. Much more civilized than just crapping on people and not even saying, “Excuse me, losers.”

  22. bitchincamaro

    [re=552670]JMP[/re]: Let’s hope she runs into David Simon in a dark alley tonight.

  23. JMP

    [re=552687]Terry[/re]: Oh, I know. It shouldn’t have been surprising, since Iraq if nothing else proved they were willing to throw away lives for political gain; but still the sheer amorality is shocking.

    [re=552688]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Well they know that the magical powers of the free market will help the poor, not some socialist government aid, which is the same thing as slavery.

  24. nickknack

    Great shot of Palin’s pie-hole. Presents an interesting new view of her personality. BEEEE-YAAAATCH!

  25. coolcatdaddy

    [re=552670]JMP[/re]: Well, if it wasn’t New Orleans, they could have always had the conference at the Watergate hotel complex.

  26. CanadianBacon

    The conference is “kind of like the jump-start for the 2012 presidential cycle,” says Roger Villere, the Louisiana GOP chairman and one of the organizers of this year’s conference.
    With the introduction of unlimited corporate advertising there are only two real questions
    1) Who will be her running mate and 2) will they be able to pass a constitutional admendment in time for the 2020 election to allow her to run for a third term?

  27. WadISay

    Listen, George, last time I checked, Sarah Palin wasn’t an expert on New Orleans, Black people, nuttin’. I’m working this into my vocabulary.

  28. Caitifty

    Is it just me or does her mouth look more and more like a cat’s bum with each passing month? Purse the lips a little more, snowbilly.

  29. x111e7thst

    [re=552709]Troubledog[/re]: Sounds good to me. Except the part where she pulls up her shirt. And the part where she yells. Because her voice makes my ears bleed.

  30. GeneralLerong

    Hey, great shot of that smug, sneering mug.

    Can we have it copied onto a “Pouty Palin” pack of napkins or something? TP is of course a classic, but napkins would be more fun at the cocktail party.

    C’mon, you’re the ones who wanted ideas for shit to sell.

  31. BOOBIES!

    Shut your pie hole and show us your tits! That’s the way we roll in N’Orlinz, bitch.

  32. GoinGreen

    [re=552717]slithytoves[/re]: I think I DID reference “big cats”, you know, like lions and such. I happen to be an expert on the subject of lion/tiger pissing habits – what, with my teevee only watching the Discovery network, and all. (except for watching Rachel Maddow – I keep watching her so I can say I was the 1st to see the inevitable nip slip from under her gray blazer!)

  33. anonymousryan

    Ken are you trying to start one of those black twitter flash mobs in New Orleans like they had in Philadelphia? Because if you are, I applaud you. (But you’ll never make it happen, honkey.)

  34. Cape Clod

    [re=552718]bitchincamaro[/re]: I’m hoping that she runs into Omar Little on a dark night.

  35. Mr Blifil

    It’s safe for whites to talk about poor black folk down there because they all went on extended leave.

  36. snideinplainsight

    I can’t be unhappy about this anymore. She’s going to win the R nomination and make her run in 2012. It’s really going to happen. I can feel it.

    The Republicans couldn’t have less chance of winning if they ran Witchy-Poo from H.R. Pufnstuf. It’s hard to say if that would be more or less entertaining than this.

  37. Monsieur Grumpe

    I’m going to go out on a limb and make a prediction about the future of Ms Palin.
    She’ll be caught on camera, in a Holiday Inn, buns up wearing nothing but a pimply 16 year old boy and a pair of cowboy boots while eating Fritos with homemade onion dip and talking the whole time with her mouth full. Despite this disgusting spectacle, her popularity among her fans will drop only slightly. It could happen.

  38. DangerousLiberal

    [re=552656]freakishlystrong[/re]: Agenda Item 1: How can we destroy NOLA, again?

  39. slithytoves

    [re=552739]GoinGreen[/re]: Sorry, since my cat weighs over 15 lbs, I think of him as a “big cat.”

  40. Prommie

    [re=552752]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: No, no, you are wrong, it will be the little catfood can of onion dip that they sell in the quicky-mart right on the same shelf as the fritos. Not homemade.

  41. freakishlystrong

    [re=552756]DangerousLiberal[/re]: These fucktards think irony is a nutritional supplement.

  42. Prommie

    She is morphing into Leona Helmsly, seriously, go find some pictures of Leona Helmsley.

  43. DustBowlBlues

    [re=552718]bitchincamaro[/re]: Better yet, let’s hope David Simon has Omar with him.

  44. DustBowlBlues

    [re=552762]GoinGreen[/re]: I’ve got three pushing the scales at 20 lbs–one is already there.

    Who wants to start the pool on when Sarah starts having “work” done? You know cosmetic surgery is in her future–but her fans will deny it ever happened because they create their own reality. The tragedy is that they vote and force the rest of us to live in it with them.

  45. JMP

    [re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I’m pretty sure cosmetic surgery is in her past; at the very least botox.

  46. Sarahs Warhead

    [re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]: She has already had “work” done – she had her soul removed a long time ago.

  47. slithytoves

    [re=552762]GoinGreen[/re]: [re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I’m a librul. I feed my cats whether they want it or not.

  48. I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO

    What a horrible woman.

    So, does anyone else pray every night that she runs in 2012 if for no other reason than the sheer prolonged ecstacy of watching Hopey run roughshod over her for the duration of the campaign? I mean, come on, just one debate, 90 minutes of her staring deer in the headlights while POTUS takes her to school, puts her in detention for not listening, and flunks her anyway. That’s all I would need to keep my embittered existence going for at least four more years.

  49. GreenHalo

    Okay, it’s over. Girlfriend be havin’ the nasolabial folds of an embalmed Soviet general — if you keep making that face, it WILL freeze like that — and natural lipstick is on Aisle 666 with the Birkenstock Odor-Eaters and the non-fat mayo. Whore red or GTFO!

    Let the word go forth from this time and place: I am no longer hot for teacher. (I’d still knock the bottom out of Crazy-Eyes Bachmann, though.)

  50. President Beeblebrox

    The logo, of a Republican Pachyderm holding a “second line” umbrella is just … offensive. Yeah, they know how to jive, and they really dig those jazz funerals!

  51. Sarahs Warhead

    [re=552823]slithytoves[/re]: My sister has a 21 pound chihuahua, named Novio, but I call him Culo Gordo.

  52. Tyroanee

    [re=552652]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Umm do you really think Palin even knows what protoplasm is? [[snicker]]

  53. Bearbloke

    [re=552550]thesheriffisnear[/re] had a fine idea for Nat Turner Day, in response to Virginia’s “Traitorous Treasonous Arsehat Confederate History Month” – however, since the ReThug ‘leadership’ is currently in Louisiana, I propose a re-enactmetn of the 1811 German Coast Uprising, with Palin, Cheney, Hannity etc. on the defense…

  54. Pat Pending

    ya know what’s really fun if you’ve got a Mac? take the little hand-shaped pointy thing and repeatedly poke it up the Palin nose!

    ok, fine. I’m simple.


  55. Post author
    Ken Layne

    [re=552746]anonymousryan[/re]: Haha, yes, that’s exactly what I very lamely tried to do. I re-tweeted to the NOLA twitter accounts with the most followers — Lil Wayne & Sister Soulja, hooray! But I don’t know how to do black-people-twitter and I am not going to embarrass myself or the Nation by trying.

    I was born and raised in New Orleans, though, so it INFURIATES me to see these cretins using that wrecked city, of all places, for their KKK rally.

  56. schadenfreudian slip

    Ha, there ain’t no way in hell she’ll get the 2012 nomination. She’s a joke. BTW that Googly-eyed monster still looks exactly like Sarah Palin.

  57. Cape Clod

    [re=552781]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Don’t do that. They will turn your brains into mush.

  58. covered

    [re=552831]GreenHalo[/re]: “Mr. DeMille, I’ll nevar be ready for my close up. Evar.”

  59. Cape Clod

    [re=552827]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: I heard somebody say that if the Republicans nominate her as their candidate in 2012, then their platform that year will be the world’s longest suicide note.

  60. SpikeyDog

    I’ll bet she’s missing Michelle Bachmann, and getting a little wet spot when she thinks of the fun they had together in Minneapolis this past week.

  61. BeWoot

    The 2012 Republican slate will be Palin/Bachmann and the campaign slogan will be “I’m with stupid.”

    (stolen)

  62. arewethereyet

    I wouldn’t fuck that mouth with your dick who ever you are. so long as it isn’t me. lordy that’s fuggly!!

  63. MsNicky

    She should have listened when her mamma told her that if she didn’t quit with the snarly snotty face-making someday her face would freeze like that.

  64. arewethereyet

    [re=553003]BeWoot[/re]: The Palin/ Bachmann campaign would be better than any campaign ever run…for the sheer entertainment value. hey “ladies” PLEASE go for it!

  65. Flanders

    [re=553041]arewethereyet[/re]: Imagine: that mouth, Todd’s cock. You know it’s been there before.

  66. betterDeadThanRed

    [re=552630]chascates[/re]:
    Double batshit CRAZY

    [re=553003]BeWoot[/re]:
    Yeah! What’s up with this Alaska welfare for everyone. How long do you have to live in Alaska to qualify? More important, how many months out of the year do you have to stay there?

  67. lumpenprole

    [re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]:
    I can see that happening – she gets so much plastic surgery that she becomes a ghoulish Mecha-Palin, but her fans deny that her Real American Beauty is anything but the face Jesus made for her.

  68. Ripley_in_CT

    No wonder the knuckle-draggers love her. Turn that picture of her mouth sideways… what’s it look like to you?

    I hate that this woman shares my gender. I hate that she shares my country. And I especially hate that she shares her thoughts with us!

    Teh Stoopid… it hurts!

  69. HopeyChangey

    I used to say that I don’t think enough of Sarah Palin to hate her, but in recent days, I have to admit that I have changed my mind. I am not only riding the I Hate Sarah Palin Train, but I’m the daggum conductor.

  70. BerkeleyFarm

    [re=552792]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Cosmetic surgery is in her recent past. Why in hell do you think she completely disappeared from public sight for about six weeks and reappeared minus turkey wattles and plus a few other things?

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