The real loser here is George Stephanopoulos, who seems to be the target behind Obama’s terrible, TERRIBLE rage. “George, we’re in Prague — a castle in the ancient city of Prague — with Russians, actual Russians, signing actual real-life treaties to get rid of some nukes, and you are asking me about Sarah Palin’s latest pre-kindergarten bullshit. This is what you’re doing.” How does George Stephanopoulos even put on the straight face to ask these things, being the biggest Greek Democrat in history? [TPM/YouTube]
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Oh but she is, Preznit Barry! She once saw the movie “By Dawn’s Early Light” on HBO for like five minutes till she changed the channel to Skinemax or The Home Shopping Channel.
KABOOM!
Hah, he basically said she can suck his dick. In fact that’s what he actually said, literally.
I lurve that guy more and more. (Barry, not George – who doesn’t seem to be much of an expert on nucular or political stuff either, if he can even ask crap like that). I know, not really snark.
George Snuffalupagus and Sarah Palin, biggest stupidest asshole cunts ever!
YES
That should be the format used for every reply to every comment Palin has ever babbled.
“I really have no response to that. Last I checked Sarah Palin is not much of an expert on X.”
Whereas “X” can be substituted with any topic every conceived my mankind.
THE END
[re=552552]ManchuCandidate[/re]: There was also that mini-series in the ’80s, Red Dawn, or something like that, and she watched almost 45 minutes of it.
Shit, what’s next, G. Steph? Askin’ Barry to respond to Teahadi claims that he’s a Kenyan clone of V. I. Lenin?
[re=552554]Mr Blifil[/re]: I think that, figuratively, Michelle would knock that dick out of her (SP’s) mouth. But I wish she wouldn’t because I don’t care what we need to stuff in that orifice to silence that horrible voice.
She knows that “SALT” has something to do with nucular missles. See, it says so right on her palm.
[re=552559]jetjaguar[/re]: Whoa hoh, my good man (I assume). You undersell Snowbilly. Things she’s an expert on:
1. making lots of $$ for giving word salad speeches
2. sucking the last molecule out of someone until their usefulness is gone & they are tossed aside like Trig’s shitty diaper
3. grifting/snagging every free thing possible
[re=552559]jetjaguar[/re]: What about the retards? Surely you concede her ability to speak autoritatively on this one issue.
[re=552559]jetjaguar[/re]: Oh what a fun game! Leads to hilarity.
X = Poli Sci
X = climatology
X = government administration
X = style/fashion
X = child rearing
After watching that I kinda feel the way I did after watching Eric Roberts play Dorothy Stratten’s husband in Star 80. Too arcane?
[re=552559]jetjaguar[/re]: Except for the topic of “whiny, nasely, fuck-throated, retarded comments”. For this, she is the premier fucking expert!!!
I guess Barbie’s never heard of St. Ronnie of Reagan. Among other things.
But… but… bein’ an expert on things is elitist. Also.
That is pretty much the story of America during the Obama presidency.
“Mr. President, you’re in the middle of doing serious thing X. What do you say to the mob of retards and street-corner lunatics who believe you to be building death camps and signing the country over to Islamic Communists?”
[re=552561]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: [re=552552]ManchuCandidate[/re]: She’s a faithful ’24′ watcher and can see the gulag from her igloo.
Palin for Prez!!! She’s obviously the only one really qualified to lead us halfway through the Apocalypse.
That’s right, Sarah. Now get your ass in the kitchen and make me something to eat.
Who does Georgie work for now? Can we deluge them with complaints?
Not much of an expert on nuclear issues?! What the hell — when the rest of America was freaking out about Saddam Hussein’s potential nuclear attack on the United States, who was keeping Alaska safe from that mushroom cloud? Okay, it was someone who was governor of Alaska before Sarah Palin — but she was governor right afterwards. So really, I think President Obama owes Sarah Palin an apology. For which she will criticize him.
OOOOHHH SNAP. It just got REAL
As a quick side-note: this is the only appropriate way to respond to any and every situation in which an African smacks down some dumbass.
But she bombs at every turn,regularly sees large clumps of hair in her drain, and breaths through the gills located on either side of her asscrack. She knows about nuclear after effects, then. Doesn’t that count for anything?
NEEDS MOAR FLAGPIN !!11!!!!1!! Also.
[re=552574]thesheriffisnear[/re]: No – you are right on. Palin is the Paul Snider of American politics. She is just a pimp cunt that crashes everyone’s party – but, left unchecked, she will eventually blow our goddamned financial brains out and assfuck our quivering economy. For that, you can be sure.
Just for that response, we should consider the man for President For Life.
“In what sense George?”
I wish Barry would unload on that crazy Cheney. Oh, the female one. Shit, the daughter. Damn, the hetro one.
[re=552559]jetjaguar[/re]:
x ≠ self promotion
x ≠ weak analogies
x ≠ false equivalencies
x ≠ also
Now, Trig on the other hand…
Way to go Hopey! Two attention whores slapped down at once!
As he said “uh” at the beginning, you know there was an original answer that he decided not to give. I’d love to hear the first thought that went through his head.
I love the “I really have no response to that.” I think Barry had to sit on his hands to keep from reaching over and smacking Steph on the side of the head while yelling “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!!” Or maybe I’m just projecting.
I guess you guys missed it when Putin reared his head over Alaska and blocked out the Sun. You won’t be laughing when you get rickets.
Also, I for one would love to follow the precedent set by the Halfsies herself, take out of context what she says in that clip, meet her in a schoolyard, and slap her upside that empty head.
She will not retaliate! NO BACKSIES!!!!!1!11
[re=552587]mumblyjoe[/re]: I think Michael Steele learned that lesson while watching Julia Stiles in Save The Last Dance.
Well done, Mr. President.
Gotta give Huff Post credit on this one, they attached a youtube video of Palin’s mindless babble on this subject (during the VP debate) to their presentation of this story.
The only expertise she has is related to human conception and buying expensive clothes.
“George, if you ever want another interview, you better stop wasting my time.”
Georgie should be muzzled permanently. Asking the President “please respond to this harpy whose strident, shrill, twangy voice makes a fishwife sound like a choir of angels” makes him ineligible to ask anyone anything on camera.
[re=552590]GoinGreen[/re]: I was referring to the painful embarrasment I felt for Snuffalupagus after he humiliated himself by bringing an irrelevant lightweight into a conversation of such obvious gravity. That said, I like your analysis better because it implies that I’m reflective and not merely kneejerkingly ideologic.
The Biggest Greek Democrat is Dora Bakoyannis, not Snuffleupagus. GET IT RIGHT, NEWELL!!!1!!!1
Barry cold flat-out just skeeted in her hair.
Sarah Palin: “Go ahead, punch me in the face.”
Barry: “Well, if you insist…”
[re=552552]ManchuCandidate[/re]: No, it was Red Dawn. She saw Red Dawn many many times and fantasized daily about it taking place in Alaska whilst she was gubnor.
[re=552615]thesheriffisnear[/re]: That too.
Shade!
When did Jason Bateman start working for ABC?
[re=552559]jetjaguar[/re]: win!
Because he’s George Streptococcos.
Perez Hilton called, he wants his question back.
Shorter version: Brains don’t seem to run in Palin’s family.
In Sarah’s world when the kindergartner shoves the 6th grader on the playground, it’s the 6th grader’s responsibility to pull out a shotgun and blow the little punk’s face off. Otherwise the bigger kid is not recognizing the exceptionalism of the 6th grade. Also.
George is dead to me now. In all seriousness, I actually respected him as one of the few serious journalists out there until this stunt!
[re=552653]WIDTAP[/re]:
Then it’s the responsibility of the mother of the 6th grader to use her political clout to cover up the whole thing.
Did she say we should quit the treaty? Or wait 2 1/2 years and then quit the treaty. Or pass the ball for victory, or something like that.
“For one thing, she can’t even pronounce it correctly.”
[re=552574]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Well played!
It was George Stepanopolopolopolous who solemnly asked then-Sen. Obama if “Revered Wright loves America as much as you”, wasn’t it? So his continued douchenozzelry should hardly come as a surprise.
[re=552686]mustardman[/re]: You must have missed the time that some Republican asswipe he was interviewing confused Nepal with Tibet, like 3 or 4 times, and Steppinoffthebus failed to call him on it, because he undoubtedly didn’t know the difference either.
I think Bill Clinton is a great man, but why he had this moron on his team is beyond me.
The beauty of the formula is not only that x, equaling any subject on which Sarah Palin is not an expert, can refer to almost any subject at all, but y (Palin)is also quite flexible.
“I really have no response to that. Last I checked:
Rush Limbaugh is not an expert on healthy lifestyles
Glenn Beck is not an expert on global warming
Sean Hannity is not an expert on economics
Newt Gingrich is not an expert on basketball
Tim Pawlenty is not an expert on bridge construction
Chuck Grassley is not an expert on the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground
and so forth.
I hope that this is the clarion call for all responsible people to start slapping down the stupids.
It’s a sad statement when MSM gives Bible Spice some kind of credibility. Faux Noise is understandable, but ABC? Maybe it’s time for the FCC to pull their broadcasting license.
Thank you, serious journalist, George Snufalufagus. Thank you for doing your best to lend credibility to the screeching idiocy of Sarah Palin. Were it not for enablers like you, politics might degenerate into boring matters of rational discourse and informed policy making.
“George, I am not going to respond to that. Last I checked, Sarah Palin has only two moving parts, her mouth and her wizened vagina, and those apparently are interchangeable.”
[re=552610]maven[/re]: ACQUIRING expensive clothes.
[re=552578]Jim Demintia[/re]: THIS. So depressingly true.
Of COURSE Snowbilly Barbie isn’t an expert on nuclear issues.
She is, however, an expert on nucular issues.
[re=552574]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Deeply depressed? I saw it when it came out and it was very disturbing
Please let her answer, PLEASE!!!!!
[re=552572]geminisunmars[/re]: X sex education for teenagers- abstinence!
[re=552835]PsycGirl[/re]: Hey Psych gurl, please reference my post on the Newt Gingrich story and comment. I need your expertise to confirm my quackish diagnosis as to why Newt is such a DICK.
[re=552645]floatingdock[/re]: LARRY KING wants HIS question back. And, while you’re at it: If you could be an animal, which animal would you be.
And another thing: who the fuck does George Huffalumpagus who whatever the fuck think he is? I know who he his: a backstabbing little prick who cares more about his face time and his hair than he does about any single policy matter that ever confronted a real grown-up decision maker.
[re=552715]gurukalehuru[/re]: Free Nepal!
[re=552606]proudgrampa[/re]: Correct. And last week when he said, “the world didn’t end, nobody lost their doctor, and nobody pulled the plug on granny.” That sweet slap down of the wingclowns got hardly any airtime.
But put the twitquit into the mix and POW. Looks like Trig’s diaper.
Not only is SP not an expert on nuclear issues, she could not become one even if she devoted all her time and energy to doing so. Like Trig.
[re=552559]jetjaguar[/re]: Winner. But Palin failed Trig, no way she can handle Algebra.
[re=552964]kappakid[/re]: Free Nepal! When you buy Bhutan and a soft drink at regular price!
[re=552574]thesheriffisnear[/re]: “After watching that I kinda feel the way I did after watching Eric Roberts play Dorothy Stratten’s husband in Star 80. Too arcane?”
NOT too arcane. After seeing that movie, my stomach knots at the mere sight of Eric Roberts, to this day. It might make him the greatest actor in the world, but I’ll never know because I can’t watch his movies.
Aside to Newell: Never put the words “Stephanopoulos” and “bigger” in the same sentence. His height, talent, and intellect are all correspondingly tiny.
[re=553032]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Sooooo I guess there ‘s no King of the Gypsies in your immediate future.
[re=552578]Jim Demintia[/re]:
That is pretty much the story of America during the Obama presidency.
“Mr. President, you’re in the middle of doing serious thing X. What do you say to the mob of retards and street-corner lunatics who believe you to be building death camps and signing the country over to Islamic Communists?”
Really, Bush think the press treated him badly. Imagine having to give any kind of credence to these Civil War reinactors and fascists the media feels call it has to call “Tea Parties”.
If only Georgie would dare ask Berlusconi or Chavez some stupid shit like that.
[re=552686]mustardman[/re]: I’m assuming that’s snark. He started out sorta okay (it’s all relative, how could he NOT start out sorta okay) but he’s been a lost wandering weenie for years now.
Find a new job, Georgie, save us all a lot of pain.
[re=552852]Whatever Blows Your Skirt[/re]:
she did. she mocked him for claiming to have experience regarding nuclear arms when he’s just a community organizer. Does her wit and charm have an end? If so, I’m not seeing it.
And Sarah…shove this in your son’s crack pipe and smoke it:
“If I am President I will seize that opportunity to strengthen and enhance all aspects of the non-proliferation treaty.” John McCain, 2008
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