Fat Amoral Baby Newt Gingrich Attacks Barack Obama For Not Being Fat

 
 We keep reading this quote from candy-sucking has-been Newt Gingrich and we just can't decide whether it's racist or just a pathetic fat person's terrible anger over a 48-year-old politician in good physical and mental condition. What doyouthink Gingrich was talking about during his speech to Republicans in New Orleans last night?

"What we need is a president, not an athlete," Gingrich said during a question and answer period after his speech. He added: "Shooting three point shots may be clever, but it doesn't put anybody to work."

Uhh ... so a president should not be athletic, and should not be clever? Is that the point? Or maybe a negro who can sink a ball from downtown is "clever" and we all know what Republicans gathered in New Orleans think about a negro acting "clever." The important thing is reducing the nation's president -- an actualelectedpresident, and a wildly popular one compared to that last guy -- to a racial caricature, while simultaneously calling this apparently ineffectual hoops-playing loser "the most radical president in American history."

Really? You people are so scared of a worthless black president who does nothing but throw basketballs from the three-point line that he's suddenly going to completely remake America?

Actually, Newt Gingrich is so fucking stupid and such an awful failurewithin his own party, we can probably just write off this whole episode as another sad blurt from a infantile blob who briefly held a position of power in the House of Representatives two decades ago and BLEW IT because he was an infantile blobthen, too. Plus he was divorcing all of his various wives when they got cancer, all the while wriggling his little wang around inside his GOP staffer secretaries and prattling on about Bill Clinton's affair. GAH IS THERE A MORE GROSS PERSON IN AMERICAN POLITICS EVEN INCLUDING JOHN EDWARDS? [ CBS News ]