Hooray, a reason to put “Tiger Woods” in a headline! Did you know that he and his dead father and the Nike Corporation are thieves, with their creepy new commercial about how we all need to somberly reflect and then buy his golf apparel again? Former presidential candidate Mike Gravel patented this aesthetic years ago. Pay the man, Nike. Pay him money.
Tiger’s dad doesn’t even threw a huge rock into the water! What an ass.