Poor old Tom Coburn was a wingnut proto-teabagger Republican Hero until the other day, when he went INSANE and told a crowd of morons they should maybe not be so hateful and personal about politics, when reasonable people can disagree, etc., and Nancy Pelosi is actually a “nice lady.” Wonkette op-art contributor Lauri Apple takes Coburn’s transformation to its only logical conclusion, and you must see it.
See more of Lauri Apple’s art at her Trend Pieces website or right here at Wonkette.
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That’s just wrong. Those poor cats.
On the wall, is that a dreamcatcher or a thigh harness?
No Subaru Forester in the picture? S/he must be a hetero cat lady.
That is so disturbing, I might just have to get back to work.
Nice tits.
Bitchin’ …is that a circa 1970′s macrame owl?
Oh, look at those sweet sensitive eyes! And his complexion is so smooth and clear! Way to go, Tom!
Wouldn’t a lesbian have dogs, not cats?
Coburn’s biggest crime, beyond even calling Pelosi nice, was telling the crowd to get their news from sources other than Fox. He’s dead to them now.
today, we are all lesbian cat ladies. Truth be told, I wasn’t that far off anyway. Except for the dick having.
[re=551399]Troubledog[/re]: The answer is “both,” obvs.
That’s a man baby!!!!!!!
I get it! There is no FLAT screen.
Y’know, with the right hat, Tom could totally pass for Bella Abzug.
[re=551402]Hamster[/re]: I think it’s a dildo cozy.
Lauri is awesome; she even captured that contemplative look he gets while he’s blocking unemployment extensions. Kudos.
Tommi Coburn was a nigger.
Jesus Christ and Grandma, too
Needs moar cheezburgers.
The problem with painting such a lovely and flattering portrait is that by the time the paint has dried Coburn proved that he is most assuredly a sociopathic asshole, momentary decency and sanity notwithstanding.
Wait, the lesbian cat lady is a family practice doctor who specializes in Ob-Gyn and has had cancer, reportidly, twice. Even though there is nothing funny about cancer, that would explain the mastectomy appearance of the left chest.
He could share a place with the other lesbian cat lady, Joe Lieberman.
But is that a key around his/her neck? What’s that for? The Forester?
[re=551402]Hamster[/re]: Indeed it is.
[re=551439]geminisunmars[/re]: Oh, that’s an Oklahoma commemorative necklace. It says “OK.”
Needs moar plaid.
[re=551428]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: I get the feeling everything in that room is a dildo cozy, including the cats.
I hope Fleshbot posts pics of the lesbian cats.
Could use a Hopi Dream Catcher mayhap…
Needz moar bible. Tom’s a deacon, counsellor to horny C Street Republicans everywhere. And, bribe bag lady, to boot.
[re=551459]Mr Blifil[/re]: That needs to be a macrame owl wall hanging, plz.
television cat frightens me.
[re=551459]Mr Blifil[/re]: Try this one Mr. Lickspittle Smarty Poop-in-your-own-pants…
http://stores.worldmouse.com/-strse-289/Hopi-Dream-Catcher/Detail.bok
Hello Kitty?
Andrea Dworkin also got me hot …
I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again, Wonkette. Enough with the faux-iPod awards for caption & blingee contests. Can we haz Lauri Apple painting?
So, you ask, what does Tom Coburn say on this contagious subject? Let’s turn back the clock to October 12, 2004.
“Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that’s happened to us?”
I’d hit that. The guy, or the woman, but not that cats. Won’t have nothing to do with the cats.
Since Tommie is up for re-election, if he losses will he become a bag lady?
[re=551412]JMP[/re]: Wouldn’t a lesbian have dogs, not cats?
Dogs are out, ever since that unpleasantness with the Presa Canarios in San Francisco.
[re=551481]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Geez! How do I find thes “southeast Oregon” place? Sounds cool to me!
[re=551486]snideinplainsight[/re]: It’s southeast Oklahoma, and you don’t wanna go there, not even for the hot lesbian action.
This, my friends, is agit-prop at its finest.
[re=551481]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: I can haz fap fap thoughts?
[re=551486]snideinplainsight[/re]: Alas, it’s “southeast Oklahoma” you’re pining for…and I can tell you from experience that it is somewhat different than “southeast Oregon”…rampant lesbianism notwithstanding.
My secret Barbara Bain fetish is now complete.
Any cat lover has my vote.
[re=551488]Aurelio[/re]: [re=551486]snideinplainsight[/re]: Yes, the real action is just across the border in De Queen, Arkansas.
[re=551431]freakishlystrong[/re]: The cat by his right arm has same look on its face. Wrinkle on brow, thoughtful.
Even the cats seem to be suffering from soul-crushing depression.
Tom Coburn is a nice lady.
maybe coburn wants to run for Prez? he’s a doctor, ain’t he? and could perform lots of abortions in the White House.
remember, you catholics out there- if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
When Calico dies, Tom immediately replaces with identical Calico, and gives it the same name. This is how he keeps going.
DustBowl, where are you?
Tom Coburn…told a crowd of morons they should maybe not be so hateful and personal about politics.
What’s this? Tom looks like a bull dyke, but inside he’s really a femme? What kind of sexual orientation is THAT? I haz a confused.
[re=551481]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: To be fair, that comment was just before the 2004 elections when the GOP theme was “Gays will kill us all”. Here’s a time line:
2000: Blow jobs will kill us all
2002: Iraqis will kill us all
2004: Gays will kill us all
2006: Peaceniks will kill us all
2008: The negro will kill us all
2010: Socialists will kill us all
[re=551559]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Okay, here’s your straight line: What will the theme be in 2011?
[re=551481]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Yay. You got it in. Remembered when it happened. “8 ft. Lesbian Attacks Little Dixie.”
When he had the momentary lapse into semi-decency, I told you guys not to take it seriously. Wasn’t he attacking Rachel Maddow last night? So even mavericky Tom has to suck the Faux News dick.
He looks like every gym teacher I ever had. Even the nuns.
[re=551428]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: [i] Empty [/i] dildo cozy.
[re=551620]the problem child[/re]: Don’t use the bracket “[" thingie, use the sideways carat "<" thingie. (Drop the quote marks, obvs.)
[i] = [i]
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HTML magic!
[re=551684]Beanball[/re]: Whoa!
i = i
Better.
Lauri, you really have a way of capturing the eyes.
I heart this illustration.
This was amazing
[re=551482]BOOBIES![/re]: Is there ANYthing on the planet you WOULDN’T hit? I probably don’t want to know what that might be, though.
I was anticipating a Coburn smackdown from Rachel Maddow tonight, but Lauri beat her to it.
[re=551562]Aurelio[/re]: [re=551559]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Hm. . .
2012 Lawyers will kill us all
2012 Taxes will kill us all (This seems most likely. Kicking the financial can down the road is a republican speciality)
2012 Aliens will kill us all (green or mexican, or mexican with a salsa verde, if you prefer)
Other than the repubs know damn well who is buttering their bread, i’d say 2012 the Chinese bankers will kill us all
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