So much to report from yesterday’s Bachmann-Palin “Mean Ladies’ Smackdown,” but where do we start? How about with this shocking evidence that clenched-jaw anger bear Sarah Palin was so excited about her costume (Madonna’s mom?) that she swiped all of Michele Bachmann’s tacky necklaces. [Washington Post via Wonkette Operative Patrick E.]
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It’s not Amarican to steal. If she wanted jewelry, she should just have dated Tiki Barber.
I thought that was a Blingee at first…
You couldn’t miss the huge stupid vortex surrounding Mpls yesterday. I’m surprised the tornado sirens didn’t go off.
Caught for the very first time.
Like a sturgeooooon.
You can feel my head shake,
th’end of your line.
Mardi gras beads for our magical snow princess?
First in with the “pearl necklace” joke!
I think Bachmamn traded her necklaces for Palin’s jacket. That yellow monstrosity has Snowbill stlyin writter all over it.
Why are they surrounded by only lesbo cougars?
Those are the necklaces that Bristol was wearing in the beginning of her sexytime PSA. Bristol doesn’t need them anymore because she was a poor by the end of the ad.
Can I get a Whoop Whoop for all the hoties in the background!??!?! am i right!?!!??!
Why is Michele starting to look like Nancy Pelosi?
I would pay a substantial sum to see them do a pseudo lesbian gig at a bondage themed nightclub.
For the troops, the ‘tards and US Murrica.
Sad fact: Palin is actually younger than Madonna.
And just where is Michele’s US Flag pin?
I think those accessories are not so much jewelry but more like baubles.
Oh dang, I just cannot help myself, I always imagine those two in the doggy position in a cheap motel howling at the moon.
Wow…look at that solid white background.
Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who made the Madonna-Palin bling connection. Thanks Ken!
“What if I wasn’t rich? And wasn’t famous? And didn’t have any fashion sense? Okay, two out of three is still not pretty. Pause before you bauble.”
When you cast pearls before swine…
Those are totally made of candy
Peggy Hill?
I swear that Sarah’s starting to hit that dreaded wall.
[re=551326]bfstevie[/re]: Oh HELL NO. That would involve her showing us her bewbs and, just, NO.
[re=551334]rocktonsammy[/re]: I’ll take that bet, and furthermore I bet every woman in that picture shaves her goods. I don’t remember the last time I was with a 35-54 year old woman who didn’t have her lawn mowed.
Good lord, Sarah Palin looks like Sheila E. in that picture. Where are the doves?
I vote for a blurry, blingey Sarah Palin hand-turkey story, pronto.
I’m just shallow enough that I noticed that mishmosh of necklaces while watching some cable news blah blah last night. But I missed her right wrist. Are those charm bracelets?
I suppose she’d need a couple if one of them is devoted to the bazillion schools she attended before she finally got her puffpall degree.
[re=551357]Gregoire[/re]: She left them in the van that she drives for “The A-Team.”
Sarah Palin looks like she’s going Goth. Maybe she’s been reading those vampire romance stories.
[re=551328]MMS[/re]: First is not necessarily best, grasshopper. Well crafted snark sometimes takes a little more time, but it’s worth it. Let me show you how it’s done:
“Funny, I gave Michelle a pearl necklace about 15 minutes before she went onstage.”
or
“Mish must have had time for quick shower after I gave her that pearl necklace.”
or
“Michelle asked Sara if she too could have a pearl necklace, and Sara quipped ‘Ya betcha! Just ask Todd. Or Levi’”
I’m pretty sure at least three of those are candy necklaces.
[re=551341]thehelveticascenario[/re]: Yes but overall their hoochies have experienced about the same volume of traffic, weighing the effect of pooping out multiple babies versus banging entire road crews simultaneously over multiple tours.
I see the marmot Michele wears on her head has dug even further into her brain.
Talk about your newly-discovered hominid species -
I have some concerns about Michele’s right hand (wing)?
ohh – looks like michele has some puppet hand action on sarah. must get my leather nun “FFA” 45 out and play it NOW.
Let’s see, she’s got the flag pin (large, ostentatious), and the crucifix ( also large and ostentatious), and the bangley bracelets (to get attention when she raises her hand)…a few of those dancing-penis Blingees should cumplete her ensemble (French and ostentatious).
Jesus Christ, look at those gorgons behind them, they make PUMAS look like tween stars..
Look at the bling on her wrist. Did Sarah raid the Minneapolis Nieman Marcus again on this trip, like for the RNC?
Sarah’s hair looks kind of like something the Founding Fathers would have worn. I suppose that was the intent.
Michelle, on the other hand, looks like she’s trying to rock the Bride look from “Kill Bill.”
Hur hur, get it? Kill the Bill? Man, them chicks is funny.
[re=551365]Autoo[/re]: I’d give it more time.
To say nothing of the nineteen charm bracelets and life-size rhinestone replica of the flag that flew over the Capitol Building the day the last Republican dick twitched for the last time.
Obviously the RNC is no longer picking out her clothes – seeing as how she looks like she just went on a crazy shopping spree at Dustee’s…
[re=551339]x111e7thst[/re]:
I might be interested to see which has a “landing strip” and which has a “full George.” Both images are so evocative and simply oozing with patriotisms!
[re=551341]thehelveticascenario[/re]:
O. Mah. Gawd.
[re=551364]Terry[/re]: She reads all of them.
I know Mish has got about 20 extra years on Snowbilly, but if I had to do one of them, based solely on the evidence in the photo above, I pick ol’ yellow jacket in a second.
Complements of http://www.coolconservativegear.com/. Which she clearly found on Wonkette.
You can put pearls on a pig but you still end up with the ol ‘pearls n’ swine’ stuff.
I think I saw Christina Applegate wearing that crucifix necklace back in her “Married with Children” days.
Also, Re: the jewels, I gotta say that they look about as classy as something my little niece gets out of those plastic egg machines they have outside of the Sam’s Club.
Sarah is looking at herself in a monitor, you can tell, the look of love on her face proves it.
[re=551378]freakishlystrong[/re]: Like Mama Rose told Jean Lousie, “They’re all be blondes. You’re the only brunette, and everybody’ll be lookin’ at YOU, because you’re the STAR, and don’t you ever forget it. SING OUT, LOUSE!” And so on. All the backdrop gals were selected at random to look ten times worse than Palin and Whosis on their worst days. It’s all show biz, kid. (Oh wait. Different show.)
[re=551396]JooJoo Bee[/re]: [re=551386]Autoo[/re]: I apologize to everyone named Louise for spelling Louise wrong just then, EVERY TIME.
[re=551324]pirate king of the Jews[/re]: The sirens DID go off in Minneapolis yesterday afternoon. And yes, the disaster down at the convention center was my first thought.
[re=551338]momus[/re]: YES! The resemblance is uncanny–EXCEPT for the lack of necklace. What are we to make of this?!
Looks lik James Avery took a sizeable hit when the Wasilla Hillbillies went on their little spending spree…
You all ought to be ashamed. Can’t you see what a fine Chrystian womyn she is, wearing that excellently placed cross. Clearly her priorities are in the right place, ’cause even with all her wealth and fame, she still has time for religion.
Palin looks like a cross between a trannie and my mother. I really didn’t need that.
Actually this got me thinking of David Bowie as Jareth, King of the Goblins in LABRYNTH.
Darn it, no preview. LABYRINTH!
[re=551403]JooJoo Bee[/re]: If you weren’t such a g**d*** librul you’d say “I’m sorry if anyone was offended by the inadvertent mispellings”.
Who said the end of caucasian dominance of our society couldn’t be tacky-glamorous on its way out?
Those necklaces are fucking retarded.
Congratulations, cheering, middle-aged wingnut women. Your heros are ignorant, attention seeking frauds. Choose better next time.
[re=551338]momus[/re]:
[re=551405]Is This Thing On?[/re]:
The Pelosi Lookâ„¢ comes from a steady diet of Washington DC bitterness.
[re=551369]tehbenton[/re]:
Well, at least Michelle’s marmot is home grown. I think Palin’s buying her wigs from ads in the back of Parade magazine now.
Christ. With that many chains she’s giving 90s rappers a run for their money.
What, no cum splooges on their faces? No, not the Perez Hilton kind. Real ones.
Obviously the stylist was off that day… eee-gads I wouldn’t have worn that for a Halloween costume. But then again, SaRAAAAAAH is in her own little world.
Is Bachmann really that short or was Snowbilly wearing her really tall fuck me shows?
Its actually a clever strategy. Keep in mind that her constituency hit their stride at the time they were thinking how cool that character was in “Desperately Seeking Susan”. Its like boomers and Neil Young, this is suburban 80s hipsterdom with all its inevitable resentments, and Palin has it down to an art form.
Is anyone surprised that the standing crowd is all of the Caucasian-persuasion and collecting Socialist checks every month?
No no nothing to see here… after all this is the real America eh?
Wow, the amount of cougar sexual frustration in that room must have been a sight to behold.
The logical outgrowth of Beatlemania, judging by the crowd.
[re=551343]tripsydaily[/re]: To paraphrase Napoleon, “It is with boobies that men are led.”
[re=551441]Mista Eko[/re]: Perhaps an indicator that she and LL Cool J have achieved rapproachment?
Let he who is without bling cast the first stone. Oh, whatever.
[re=551449]maven[/re]: Today we are all Rosanna Arquette wannabes.
[re=551441]Mista Eko[/re]: How does she go to the bathroom with all that shit on?
“You’re an idiot babe
It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe…”
The Palin/Bachmann theme song
[re=551356]Troubledog[/re]: Is that wrong?
/looks down in shame
The first question I had was “Which one wore the strap on?”, then I figured they probably weren’t into the lesbo thing, which led me to the next logical step, “Which Minneapolis International Airport bar did they frequent to troll for strange cock?”.
[re=551487]GOPCrusher[/re]:
with a wide stance?
Madonna’s mom? I dunno, with a crushed velvet duster like that she suggests some sort of monstrous collision of Kirstie Alley and an Ozzy Osbourse inspired drag king whose untreated syphilis has reached the tertiary stage, leaving him to wander around in an addled daze collecting jewelry for Jeebus protection muttering vague fantasies about the socialists in a nauseating chirp.
[re=551353]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Yeah, my first thought was ‘Peggy Hill’ also.
Now that Palin is starting to look not in any way hot, maybe the Republican ass-hats will stop fawning all over her.
I really hope she tries plastic surgery and it goes horribly wrong.
Does that make me a bad person?
So that is what the wives of the KKK used to do while their husbands were off lynchin and such!
If you’re gonna wear that many necklaces, the beads need to be purple, green and gold!
re: The nasty old battle-axes behind the speakers; every time Pelosi was mentioned they scowled, grimaced, and wagged their waddles in lemon sour distain, with each mention of our christian nation they glowed euphoric, truly like nothing I’ve ever seen.
[re=551511]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Yeah, and tits or gtfo.
No joke, I heard Madonna’s “Material Girl” in my head when I saw Sarah Palin wearing all that tacky jewelry. Madonna’s lesser-known track “Laugh to Keep From Crying” also works for me based on title alone.
[re=551345]Pithaughn[/re]: Can I add the vision of them earning their pearl necklaces? Then it would fap fap fap fap.
[re=551419]snideinplainsight[/re]: Eh? What? ‘Labial rinse’, you say? Well, yes, I suppose those two sandy vajays could use a bit of that.
[re=551426]smitallica[/re]: Trig selected the necklaces for mommy.
[re=551451]Tyroanee[/re]: You know you could find that crowd at the Wal Mart right after this event. They all needed some more cheap plastic crap and I am thinking the beads fit that bill.
[re=551514]engulfedinflames[/re]: Every time some wingtard makes a comment about Republican women being “hotter” than Democratic women, they need to have a photograph of this crowd shoved in their face. The face of The GOP- old, fat, white and nasty.
It was just a couple years ago that the hillbilly grifter was raiding Neiman Marcus and Bloomingdale’s, now she has to buy her trinkets and bobbles at Madonna’s garage sales.
[re=551441]Mista Eko[/re]: She got 99 problems but money ain’t one.
She’s living proof that no amount of money can give you class, any more than sunshine will sweeten garbage.
How long before all politicians from the dark side start wearing a cross in addition to the mandatory flag pin?
[re=551365]Autoo[/re]: Is it you, Autoo…or Caveman???
The look on Sarah’s face seems to indicate that she does not appreciate Michelle’s finger slowly making its approach toward her anus. That is reserved for Levi, but only after Sarah has had her third Mai Tai
I’d take Ann Coulter over either one of those two… blecch
I has merkin on my head?
Looking at these two evil warlocks reminds me of the two evil warlocks flying around Count Dracula in “Van Helsing.”
Funny thing, at 65, Michele looks younger than the late 40s-ish $arah.
[re=551419]snideinplainsight[/re]: Needs more package…
I need a man’s man, baby, diamonds and furs,
Love would only conquer my hand
[re=551623]the problem child[/re]: Yeah, and a lot hotter in a crazy, shrieking buttsecks sort of way.
She won those necklaces fair and square in a pole-dance contest.
She’s really upset with me again,
I didn’t give her what she likes.
I don’t know what to tell her,
Don’t know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.
She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She gets a charge out of bein’ so weird,
Digs gettin’ downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.
She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She’s so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that’s not jewelry she’s talkin’about,
It really don’t cost that much.
She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
[re=551595]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Annie’s a trannie, didn’t anyone tell you?
Poor Sarah isn’t looking too good and tries to make up for that by getting dressed up like the dog’s dinner. She should have taken something off. Not her top.
Waitaminute! Where’s Bachmann’s crucifix necklace?!? Why does she hate Jesus?
[re=551585]Flanders[/re]: Just me this time. I think the caveman is out cutting down mighty cedars, or plowing the northern fields or something. I’m in charge until his arms get tired or whatever. He hardly ever comments on my avatar, it’s usually the other way around.
Anytime you see a funny comment under his name, just assume it’s me.
[re=551618]thefrontpage[/re]: To be fair, with that particular hairdo, Sarah looks exactly like Dracula in Van Helsing. But Michele? Total pasty evil demon Dracula minion. Even with the up-do.
This is what happens to high-school cheerleaders when they reach middle age.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I always hated all of you. Who’s the object of ridicule NOW, huh? Huh?
Also Too, dont make fun of the multiple necklaces- Miss Sarah could only fashion jewelry out of whale blubber and sticks back in the Tundra so she is catching up with a half dozen or so blingies at a time. Be patient.
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