Did Mean Old Sarah Palin Steal Michele Bachmann's Jewelry?

So much to report from yesterday's Bachmann-Palin "Mean Ladies' Smackdown," but where do we start? How about with this shocking evidence that clenched-jaw anger bear Sarah Palin was so excited about her costume (Madonna's mom?) that she swiped all of Michele Bachmann's tacky necklaces. [ Washington Post via Wonkette Operative Patrick E.]