Kyrgyzstan something or other, Muslim guy smoking on airplane, and oh dang these fine young ladies are just aching to be on the front page of the New York Times, “Unseasonable Scenes,” that doesn’t sound too pervy, does it? Global warming is gonna be sweet! [NYT]
CONEY ISLAND BABY
April 8, 2010
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Cats and cats and cats and cats
about twenty five miles of cats.
So, who’s the titular ruler of Kyrgyztan? And where were they when the vowels were handed out.
GLOBAL WARMING DENIERS ARE A HOAX!!1
These girls are 14? How inappropriate for the NY Times and where are their parents? Good, now no one suspects what I am really thinking. Did I write that our just think that?
Hot weather brings unseasonable scenes … in my pants!
Thanks, try the borscht!
wow, never though id be simultaneously aroused while reading about kyrgyzstan. not to say that the ‘stans arent sexy but…wow
It’s not hard, not far to reach. We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach!
But but but but it snowed in the South!!
Now I suddenly want to visit Kyrgyzstan…
Ken, the continued Velvet Underground alt-texts are going to cause me to fap away at my desk. It wouldn’t be the first time, but I’m just sayin’.
I know it’s only been a few hours but those two young ladies do have their own reality show already, don’t they?
[re=551196]freakishlystrong[/re]: All those “It’s snowing and cold in winter! WTF?!” anecdotal climatologists are certainly all over this “record heat” development.
I’ve met a few Minnesotans who joke about global warning saying that getting a little warmer in Minnesota wouldn’t be so bad.
I generally respond with yes, but, what if the climate changes results in the desertification of Minnesota?
AND
What about the FACT, that with less harsh winters, opossums are becoming much more common around here? Huh? Did you think ABOUT THE OPOSSUMS!!!1!
I don’t have many friends.
[re=551214]norbizness[/re]: It’s like a bad joke. Crickets. I’ve yet to hear asshat Sean mention the current bull market either.
The caption for that photo says the girls in bikinis are 14 and 15. Uh, isn’t that kinda wrong or something?
Kyrgyzstan? Isn’t that where Zonker’s Uncle Duke has been working?
It’s all eye-candy fappytime until the nuclear winter comes down and all that’s left of those young hotties is the synthetic fibers from those two-pieces and that hair corsage.
Those young ladies are sure getting a Krygsy TAN!
So many things right and so many things wrong…
[re=551225]Radiotherapy[/re]: For the win…
[re=551220]personman[/re]: Lookin’ ain’t shtuppin’…
[re=551219]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yeah, never hear him talk about his ‘friend’ Allen Stanford anymore.
kyrgyzstan is the fifth line on an eye chart so remember it so that you can cheat on your optical exam. Just like in college!
Imagine if Gaugin, Seurat (or was it Pieter Brueghel the Elder), and Nabokov had decided to take up photography.
This is the type of snaps you’d get…
Humbert Humbert WINS THE MORNING!
[re=551195]TGY[/re]: I saw what you did there. And nicely played.
Must. Pause. Must. Pause. Must. Pause.
Okay. All paused. Now for the wriggling.
c’mon Kyrgystan, can’t we all just get along? Besides, your stoopid uprising closed down the air base and is making my job harder… and having to WORK while I’m at work is just un’Murikan!
We’re gonna come around about 12 with some puerto rican girls who are just dying to meet you. . .
[re=551231]PineyWoodster[/re]: Let us not forget of the parable of Jimmy Carter and the time he committed lust in his heart with a giant rabbit. Man, the 70s are a blur.
Why is there a missile in the background, next to the ferris wheel?
And is that the missile-hugging ‘Nihilist’ worshipping at the base of it?
Imagine what page 10 looks like…
Oh yeah, and those girls are wearing the hell out of those bikinis!
(I’m a girl, so I can say that without sounding creepy. The rest of you…. for shame!)
Today we’re all just dumb Americans trying to spell Krzgysztan–Kyrgystzan–Kryz . . .
To say nothing of Quatar.
[re=551244]richardwb1[/re]: That’s not a minaret?
Isn’t there some school those girls should be in?
[re=551215]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Opossums are delicious. They taste just like chicken that has been dipped in engine oil.
[re=551195]TGY[/re]: Heh, heh! You said tit-ular.
[re=551242]Prommie[/re]: Almost certainly Guyanese.
[re=551253]x111e7thst[/re]: Is that only when they are roadkill?
Those two girls are 14 and 15. You tricked me! I demand 16 and up.
[re=551253]x111e7thst[/re]:
mmmmmmmm cute!
http://www.nal.usda.gov/awic/images/opsinbarrel.jpg
[re=551250]weejee[/re]: I thought is was a “Coney Island Steeplechase” (which is mysteriously absent from urban dictionary).
Well, now we know what they were looking at on that sub that crashed. Down, periscope, down!
[re=551266]southern mark smith[/re]: Now we’re going all Velvet Underground.
Silly Times, boobies are never unseasonable.
Why aren’t those girls smoking?
That reminds me — when chatting up pretty girls, try to remember not to mention that I’m probably covered with ticks and poison ivy from doing yard work.
[re=551215]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Possums are creepy. My Dad caught one in a live trap and it escaped into the trunk of my car. Long story short, possums don’t like car trunks AT ALL.
[re=551244]richardwb1[/re]: That’s not a missile, I’m just happy to see you…
[re=551256]x111e7thst[/re]: They’d be grandmothers, back home, at this age.
In the background are two bearded bathers, the old man of the sea and his brother. If I were there, would they could come out of the sea with exclamations of ribald encouragement?
A story about Kyrgyzstan and tits. Is this a great country, or what?
In Kyrgystan, prostitute pay you…
Ou la la! Des seins hors de saison!
Mohubba hubba, peace be upon them
All part of the libruuul medias plan to perpetuate the global warming hoax!
O I’m seein’ an upheaval, amiritegize!!!?!?!
Poor NYT just yearns for a Page Six of its own
All I know is I now have fapping material for when everyone else goes home and I shut my office door.
Unless they really are under age. Oh my god, are they? Shit, still aroused! Fuck, I think I’m turning into a Republican.
BONERMACHINE!
[re=551283]weejee[/re]: That’s what I’m talkin bout.
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