Matt Drudge is such an OCD closet queen with massive Asperger’s and autism and stuff. These are the kind of Mutant Powers of obnoxiousness that are required to make money in America these days. But it also results in strange outbursts like this, where he is compelled to tell Malia Obama, via a link to Yahoo! Answers, that she must cover her mouth while yawning or THE GERMS WILL GET EVERYWHERE GAHHH!!!!!!
Like most Yahoo! Answer threads, this one is hilarious, so thank you Matt Drudge for the link, and GET IT TOGETHER MALIA.
Why do people like to yawn with their mouth open in public? isnt this bad manners?
i was brought up to believe it was extremely bad manners to say the least when one yawned or coughed in public with their mouths open. i find that these days with careless abandon, everyone seems to just do it. open theie mouth irrespective of where they are and the odours they emit, they just open their mouths and yawn. what happened to being socially respectful or social etiquette. this is appalling. terribly!
Ha ha, yeah, why don’t people keep their mouths closed while yawning? Don’t give this person that “involuntary reflex” sass, either! LET’S ASSUME THE PERSON MEANT “COVER THEIR MOUTHS WHILE YAWNING,” to be generous.
There are many important pieces of advice in this thread from which Malia Obama can learn some fucking manners. This, especially.
in Islam, a muslim must cover his mouth with his hand while yawning… cuz it’s a bad manner.. & the prophet Muhammad PBUH used to do this & says that Allah “God” hates yawnning.
u know it looks funny when someone stands a yawn & let u see untill his stomech also this makes ppl around him feel sleepy.
watch any muslim yawnning. you’ll probably find him putting his hands on his mouth to cover it.
Obey your religion, Malia.
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But does Drudge close his mouth while he’s scratching his nutz? Inquiring minds want to know.
I yawn uncontrollably every time I visit Drudge.
You know what’s more important that covering your mouth while yawning? Spelling and grammar. Yahoo Answers FAIL.
Ooooooh the hypocrisy! Matt Drudge doesn’t even wear a cum bib when he’s sucking Breibart’s gherkin weenus.
What’s next, putting her feet up? Malia is NOT FIT TO LEAD.
It seems that ‘enry ‘iggins is a alive and well. Is Matt “Miss Prissy Manners” Drudge auditioning to be in “My Fair Lady?”
“The gay porn from Spain comes mainly in wrappers plain.”
It’s important to close your mouth AND swallow.
Why, what a horrid failure in manners; what shall this miscreant child do next, chew gum in school, or use her dinner fork to eat her salad?
Pastafarian god loves yawning!
You’d never have caught the Bush twins doing that — mostly because the clubs were too dark and they’d always have Long Island iced teas in front of their yap holes. Oh, how we’ve degenerated.
Yahoo answers is hilarious–it’s like short bus Q & A.
Only a real man picks on a 12-year-old girl. Class act, Drudge.
Matt, this is the worst you got on the Obama girls? Shall we do a bit of googling of the Bush twins and compare?
The DC District Appeals Court has ruled that ‘Net Neutrality’ is against humanity. Get ready to pay $Thousands for every visit to Wonkette.
It seems like more of a look of bewilderment. I mean, how does the egg inherit Horton’s genes if he only sat on it?
I think that, as with so much else, it depends on the circumstances. If, for example, one were to encounter Matty D at the opera and piss on him, many would regard this as a mild breach of good taste. If he was on fire and one pissed on him to put him out on the other hand..
in his defense, when Matt Drudge’s mouth is open like that, it is stuffed with cock. Usually two: Leitfart and Erick son of whatever.
Black germs are stronger than white germs. Confirmed by Jimmy the Greek.
A THREE YEAR OLD yahoo answer thread. There wasn’t anything more recent on opened mouth yawning for Drudge to smugly link to?
Gawd! I swear all right thinking white Murrikans knew when we let these negros into our white Murrican white house what would happen what with the feet on the desk and not covering their moffs when they yawn. The debasing of Murrican culture is a a terrible thing. Only prissy pudgy white closeted homosexuals stand between us and the abyss. Thank you Matt.
Picking on Obama’s photogenic daughters = SWEEPING GOP ELECTORAL GAINS
[re=549732]UtterItWithAustralopithecenes[/re]: Wait. I have a question. Does this mean that Wookies are actually Australopithecines who learned celestial navigation and light speed propulsion systems and escaped this planet sometime in the distant past? Or do you mean to imply that Australopithicine’s are Wookies who were… now I’m confused.
[re=549746]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Must be how jungle fever is spread, right?
I desperately need someone to explain the difference between a young girl yawning without covering her mouth and a member of Congress interrupting the President during his State of the Union address by shouting accusations of dishonesty. It seems to me that one of them is by far the greater breach of etiquette, but what do I know?
[re=549743]x111e7thst[/re]: That would be the act of a truly good samaritan. And it wouldn’t be me, also.
[re=549761]Gayer Than Thou[/re]: Or yelling Baby Killer on the floor of the house and then lying about it?
[re=549747]Cornhusker Kickback[/re]: In fairness, we can’t be sure the posters on that thread are three-year-olds.
It’s true (well a tiny fraction is true). I look at that picture, and I start yawning.
Thank God, Michelle was wearing sleeves.
[re=549735]Woodwards Friend[/re]: Remember Rush calling the then thirteen Chelsea Clinton the “White House dog?” These guys have always had the guts and class to pick on little girls.
Ken Layne, damn you, brain soluble from the Teabagger Top100,
con allegra maudlin …and we know that wind power blows…
oh, the sun makes me sleepy too.
Drudge should be hit up side the head with the dildo mallet and then it should be rammed down his throat.
[re=549717]ManchuCandidate[/re]: “The gay porn from Spain comes mainly in wrappers plain.” WIN
[re=549756]Ducksworthy[/re]: Oh dammit, I spelled it wrong, didn’t I? There, that’s fixed.
On to your other, less perplexing question — I’d try to maintain some consistency, but when the original writer’s attention to scientific detail was about on a par with your average sixteen-year-old’s it ends up making a mess of the whole thing. So it’s just a lazy, superficial false equivalency. Keep in mind that I’m just an understudy.
I thought “Being Boring” was M.D.’s purpose in life. But Michelle herself looks on the verge of a big honking yawn herself. It’s almost as if she already knows how that Tolstoi novel she’s holding turns out.
I attribute her yawning to the fact that her mother is forcing her to memorize passages of *Che: Selected Works of Ernesto Guevara* which is hidden inside the fake Dr. Seuss cover.
Next we’ll find out that Malia sometimes blows bubbles with her soda straw. Kids these days.
Speaking of Matt the Egg Man:
“He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies.”
http://archive.salon.com/people/col/reit/2000/03/08/npwed/print.html
[re=549778]sati demise[/re]: He might actually like that.
This post’s opening statement is offensive, to OCD closet-cases with massive Aspergers and Autism and stuff. Those people are [i]nowhere near[/i] as abrasive as Matt Drudge.
And to Trig, also.
Drudge. His name really says it all.
Drudge, you fuckimg moron. It’s clear from the photo that Malia is, in fact, not yawning but preparing to consume the souls of the innocent. By making sure that her terrible maw is open as wide as possible, it ensures that the passage of said souls into the pit will be as smooth, quick and painless as possible. This is a tradition known as ‘Halal’. Fucking Philistine.
[re=549760]Jim89048[/re]: Bingo.
[re=549780]UtterItWithAustralopithecenes[/re]: Okay — now it’s spelled right. The internets is hard.
[re=549786]chascates[/re]:
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I have the pube crabs, itch itch g’scratch.
[re=549806]UtterItWithAustralopithecines[/re]: He said hard…hehehe
Drudge is just jealous that his fantasy boyfriend Justin Bieber sang for Malia and not him.
siren.gif FUCK YOU MATT DRUDGE siren.gif
[re=549761]Gayer Than Thou[/re]: Or telling a U.S. Senator to go fuck himself.
This just in: KID CAUGHT YAWNING. PARENTS CLEARLY DOING A HORRIBLE JOB!!
Oh, stfu you moron.
Hey, Matt—what about her clothes, her hair, her posture, her teeth, her tounge, her….. skin color, her religion, her education, her…… parents. Come-on Matt, give it to ‘em all the way. And for the rest of us, let’s be thankful this turd takes his time writing about this stuff, since it’s so Goddamn important to the Murkin Paitriots he is writin’ fur.
[re=549791]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: But his dad, Bob Drudge, has a very good website which I use all the time: refdesk.com. So it must be the name Matt, and not the name Drudge.
Matt is a paragon of good manners. For instance, because he’s a dickhead, he always wears a hat for the sake of prudence.
[re=549870]JDHART[/re]:
Bad, Malia. Bad. Go to your room.
http://tinyurl.com/ybvvoj2
But Drudge is right. First it will be the yawning without placing your hand over your mouth. Then it will be the napping in public. Where will it end? Where will it end? http://tinyurl.com/yc6zgao
Well I could spend 30seconds on teh Google finding numerous pictures of G Dubya yawning with his mouth open, Talking with a mouth full of food and doing all sorts of other things that most civilized people consider ‘bad manners’…..but why bother. It is not like facts matter to these people!
[re=549773]GOPCrusher[/re]: +
Must be level 2 to rate – Yahoo Answers FAIL.
[re=549914]S.Luggo[/re]: I’ll try again: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/0202mccain.jpg
[re=549714]herpezhilton[/re]: You mean, like this one?
Dramatic re-enactment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y
[re=549870]JDHART[/re]: ** EXCLUSIVE – MUST CREDIT DRUGE REPORT **
when MD yawns someone should cover his mouth-with a pillow.
Yeah, you should raise your kids to cover their mouths when they yawn, otherwise you are an incompetent parent.
http://www.confessionsofanexpreppy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/06/bush-yawn-250×172.jpg
Good thing this isn’t even worse manners! The horror that would be!
http://www.saintsagainsttyranny.com/Bush_Shooting_The_Bird.jpg
[re=549773]GOPCrusher[/re]: This made me laugh. Thank you.
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