Lonely National Review Online blogger Kathryn Jean Lopez regularly rhapsodizes over three untouchable Man-Gods (the Pope, Ronald Reagan and Jonah Goldberg) and sternly disapproves of almost everything else in our Earthly Realm, especially Pornography. Now, however, K-Lo is literally begging readers of her hilarious group-blog “The Corner” to send their porn confessions — all because some lady called “Anonymous” posted some tragic thing blaming naked pictures on the Internet for making her husband abandon her and her nineteen children. So sad, this modern world.
K-Lo types one-handed in the night:
The piece we published today on the devastating effects of pornography has kept a steady stream of e-mails coming into my inbox. Some telling devastating tales. Some confessions. Some adamant defenses of pornography from frequent users. Some cries for help.
Please feel free to keep them coming. I’ll report back here before too long.
Good night for now.
GROSS, STOP IT. [The Corner via TBogg & BlueGal]
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Ewwwwwww, “group blog.”
“…keep them coming.” Ha ha ha ha ha…she’s so stupid that she spelled it wrong!
Seeing this picture would probably keep me from seeking Internet porn for a month, just on the off chance I’ll see it again.
‘adamant defenses of pornography from frequent users’= jajaja
She blogs the truth, I once resorted to selling my body on the street for some pornography.
The correct expression is, “done cummed.”
Even K-Lo doesn’t want to pay for porn.
Actually this is a smart move for K-Lo. Think of the all the money she’ll save. Penthouse forum ain’t cheap.
The goggles, indeed, do nothing.
porn is bad? isn’t that how babies are made?
Even people who hate porn are obsessed with porn.
Seriously. What is that a picture of?
Devastating double use of devastating. Someone buy K-Lo a thesaurus. AND a Barack Obama dildo
[re=548440]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Hahahahahaha….
Ken, I realize this is a shameful part of our past, &c …
[re=548441]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Or, we could just send her the Obama dildo we know she secretly longs for.
Once you go blue, you’ll always be true? Too bad they don’t come in red.
I’m a frequent user of pornography.
OK, what’s worse here? KLo’s gibberjabber, that pic, or the christian boylove site?
Dear National Review Corner;
I am a short, dumpy, bad writer for the online edition of a far-right magazine. Being a scolding, sex-hating prude, I never thought something like this would happen to me, but one night on our magazine’s reader cruise in a hot tub with my friends Jonah, Dick and Karl turned into somethingI would never forget. It all started when Dick got tipsy and asked if he could play with my feet…
So she’s already run through Meese’s secret stash? I assume that’s one of the perks of working at NRO or some other equally brain dead right wing screed vomiter.
KLo wants to stamp out this “sex” thing once and for all. It is ONLY allowed in the sacred context of a Priest and his alter boys.
[re=548458]JMP[/re]: That is just wrong…stop it! Those are pretty much the last people on earth I’d want to see naked. That would definitely kill porn forever.
[re=548458]JMP[/re]: OH GOD NOW ALL I CAN SMELL IS POOP; WHAT DID YOU DO?
K-Lo must’ve chanced upon our discussion of the Dildo Mallet and got all excited and such.
FapfapfapSplooshsplooshsploosh, also.[re=548462]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I could have gone further, but was starting to make myself retch and figured I’d better stop it there.
By “emails”, she means penises and by “inbox”, she means inbox.
[re=548458]JMP[/re]: Aw, c’mon. A NSFWAH (not safe for well-adjusted humans) warning would be nice. Just mentioning DM is bad enough, why’d ya have to go there? There are lines, dammmit, lines. At long last, JMP, have you no decency?
Thank you so much for the linky love, Ken honey. All of this porn coverage is happening during the NRO fundraiser, too. I suspect K-Lo’s guide to writing about porn looks suspiciously like a search engine optimization manual.
Also: Fundraising. Voyeur. Coincidence. Not.
I predict that all sex will stop within two weeks of her trenchant expose on pornography. Mark my words sheeple!
[re=548439]Buzz Feedback[/re]: I didn’t realize that Adam Carolla was a commenter here
[re=548488]Blue Gal[/re]: That reminds me, I was at the car dealer Saturday getting a hose replaced, and I tapped into their wifi. WebSense wouldn’t let me connect to My Wonkett. Search engine gold guys.
[re=548461]stew[/re]: ‘alter boys’ – probably not the homophone you were reaching for? I’m guessing?
or, maybe that’s what the picture is supposed to be about -
As Potter Stewart famously said about K Lo: “I can’t define her, but I know stupid and ugly when I see it.”
[re=548509]germansteel[/re]: Nice.
One time I met a girl on Craigslist and she was all like, “Wow, my husband doesn’t understand me at all, he’s an asshole that just beats off in the basement, so hey, what’s in the black bag?”
[re=548491]megs[/re]: I say good day.
I am SO glad my boyfriend watches porn.
Without that to keep him busy, he might be out at bondage lesbian strip clubs, or roofie-ing me and choking me till I say “Green balloons!” or putting on diapers while spanking me or tapping bathroom stall doors to meet airport guys or wasting his money flying to Argentina to see his mistress or iming his underage, male interns like all the other upstanding, Christian republicans who know better than to watch that evil porn.
If K-Lo has a problem with Porn, why focus on the poor mens who are addicted to it, and not the women getting screwed on screen? But you must understand, the women are taking advantage of these poor helpless married guys. Them and their Boobehs and Legs and HeeHaws all over the place. These tyrannical women want to subjugate all that is Male! Look at them! They enjoy it! (the sex) You can hear them screaming for more!
[re=548484]Katydid[/re]: Once I had a sense of decency, but it was destroyed by teabaggers with signs telling the government to keep out of their medicare and calling the president a Commie-Nazi.
[re=548520]Buzz Feedback[/re]: H-how dare you? HOW DARE YOU?!
So does this mean there is a contest on? And will I lose my gmail account if I send in a dick pic?
[re=548504]snideinplainsight[/re]: Oh boy Stew, I saw that coming. They’ll have you on all fours in the next reply. Give it up now, admit your repressed past.
She wants a steady stream of emails pumped into her inbox?
That is so hot.
[re=548490]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: Oh god, please don’t say “expose.”
[re=548488]Blue Gal[/re]: You mean K-Lo’s soliciting porn stories for the same reason my damn PBS station runs Celtic Wymmyn and Wayne Dyer seminars during their pledge drive? I just don’t understand America’s taste. Then again, if PBS ran a Frontline marathon during their pledge drive, I’d park a sleeping bag in front of the TV and order pizza.
Why does K-LO want to deny me porn. I mean really withoug porn finding a way to relieve the stress I feel after reading anything she writes would be far more difficult. fapfapfapfapfapfap
email bukkake=gross
Making a huge assumption here but pretty sure that K-Lo has absolutely no idea whatsoever what an orgasm feels like.
“…effects of pornography … coming … keep … coming … too long.” -Actual quote from K-Lo
“Inbox”: I had a girlfriend once who called it that, too.
If you’re suffering devastating effects from pornography, you’re probably doing it wrong.
“The woman he became involved with was an unemployed alcoholic with all the physical qualities of a porn star…”
Is she even trying to find work as an alcoholic? Or is she some kind of commie waiting for the rest of us to take care of her? Let her join the Navy like I did. Or she could start a blog.
I suppose that’s via two people who hate you with the intensity of a thousand suns.
KLo – you naughty strumpet!
I always suspected that beneath that schlumpy, Rubenesque, lapsed-nun exterior, there was a wanton tigress just waiting to spring. I just hope Jonah doesn’t get too put out when she calls him “Mitt” by mistake.
I see by her head shot KLo has lost some weight. Good for her! The ol’ gal was getting kind of dumpy there for a while.
KLo is missing the most important part of the story. Some guy has a wife and 19 children and still has the energy for fapping? She should be requesting commentary from Dr. Oz.
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