What is this? Newell: “Is that her book-on-tape narration, I guess?” Maybe, does she have one of those? GAH, that voice. And here’s this funny video to go with it, her Fox American Stories or whatever, about Alaska. [YouTube/Gawker]
TEEVEE PROGRAMS 5:10 pm April 2, 2010
Here’s Sarah Palin Saying Dumb Things About Meat
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Whatever’s going on with that animal at the :45 mark, the animal seems to enjoy it.
Yeah, paying Sarah Palin to narrate something is about as clever as having Jack the Ripper be your pediatrician.
Wait…does she think cotton candy is made of meat?
Sure, there’s plenty of room for all the animals next to the mashed potatoes, but what about the vegetables? Not a problem – we keep them in the stroller.
She loves meat!!!!! Duh.
Please, tell me I’m drunk; that’s the only way I can make sense of this thing…and…did she just call cotton candy a meat? She must have run out of room on the palm on her hand and just started saying anything that came to mind…
[re=547870]Cape Clod[/re]: “Yeah, paying Sarah Palin to narrate something is about as clever as having Jack the Ripper be your pediatrician.”
Or having Bristol Palin as your abstinence-before-marriage spokesperson. But there you have it.
I guess she can forget about the PETA demographic.
Discovery channel pretty much sucks now so it was an easy decision for me to boycott it outright.
“When Todd brings me his special footlong hotdog, I lose control!”
So the show is Frontline for Retards.
[re=547874]Troubledog[/re]: Ouch…..that’s gonna leave a mark.
Boy howdy, she really likes “foot long hot dogs”!
Whoa howdy, she has let herself go. In rural parlance, she’s a white-faced polled heifer. That has to be Todd in the foreground.
[re=547878]CParkette[/re]: Yeah, it was some shit about mom and carpet color then out of nowhere, meat! It’s not unlike how her “brain” “works”..
Please tell me the music in the background of this video was not the actual music from the show. Because that is just poor producing.
There’s nothing like meat that’s been marinated Exon style. And the oil is so good for a nice shiny gloss to the cow’s coat.
[re=547890]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: She does have that Miss Teen South Carolina quality, you betcha!
“Despite her time on the campaign trail and in front of often-unfriendly cameras, Palin still has an eyes-locked-on-the-teleprompter stiffness.” Speaking of Sally Quinn, the LA Times omitted Palin’s many years as a major TV journalista at Wasilla Community College.
Anyroad, Nanooka of the North Slope will get better once she has had a chance to quit. And isn’t that always the goddam case? I mean, like really.
“Medium-well done steaks”?!! That’s it. It’s over between us.
I exspecially liked this journalism “degree” recipient saying “exspecially.” A couple of years of repetition and adoption by the intentionally ignorant, and we’ll have this decade’s “nucular.”
Okay so someone has carefully edited this to make Sarah look dumb by making it appear she says she likes cotton candy meat and only eats the edges of medium well done steaks. Then they show a picture of dogs when she says there is plenty of room in Alaska for animals next to the potatoes.
On a totally unrelated note the word scatterbrained has come to mind.
[re=547874]Troubledog[/re]: Quick, clever and cruel. I love your comment.
[re=547886]rmontcal[/re]: Right. She sounds more stupid and repetitious than normal. The “OFF SHORE OIL RIGS” sounds more spliced than the Homer “Sweeeeet CAN” editing on The Simpson’s.
Actually that should be three foot-long hot dogs: two downtown, one in the brown.
Meat. meat, meat, meat. And cotton candy. And carpet and something. Tina Fey couldn’t have written anything funnier. Will she be gutting a polar on camera, while little Trigger looks on?
Unless she eats some raw liver fresh out of the bear, however, she’ll never be as tough as a Canuck.
She loves to eat meat, except every now and then she goes away for the weekend and enjoys a fish taco or two.
Wait, what?
Did she really say “foot-long hotdogs” twice, or was that a gift from the editor?
“I LOVE meat.” But your heart and your arteries do not, moron, and you’re not getting any younger, get a clue.
[re=547938]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: I think it’s one of those sexy-time euphemisms . . .
[re=547874]Troubledog[/re]:
WIN. “Just spit the lead shot into this here mason jar.”
Hey Sarah, only the pink cotton candy is meat — that blue stuff is totally fake.
Also, I will put flowers on Aaron Copland’s grave (unless he was cremated or something — some research is in order) just to make up for your horrible disrespect. Couldn’t you have used something more fitting, like maybe Eat Steak by the Reverend Horton Heat? Gotta hit ‘em in the head, gotta hit ‘em real hard.
[re=547949]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Aaron Copland’s already rolling in his grave–the producers of this comedy sketch basically stole the music track from the Meat Producers Board teevee commercial. I doubt any of them have ever heard of Aaron Copland.
The bad news: Palin is the anti-Michelle of nutrition advocacy.
The good news: She’ll beat Cheney to that next heart attack, you betcha.
I’m not sure what’s up with Sarah telling us her mom carpeted the home with Astroturf. A cry for help? Sure Sarah I understand. My mom was crazy too. Here Sarah, have a weiner.
That was literally one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard. LITERALLY.
Don’t forget El Pinche’s meat, right next Brillo’s chubby face….or whatever big udder’d Palin spawn.
I’d hate to be her gastroenterologist. Or, maybe I’d love it. Those lower GI CATscans aren’t cheap. Please tell me she eats Activia, or some Sara Lee whole wheat bagels.
Jesus, it’s like Larry King’s inane scribblings in USA Today.
Sarah you do not get to use Aaron Copland’s work to score your shitty videos. He does not approve. He told me so. We talk.
And anyway, why would you even want to? He was a leftist commie homo. Aaaand…..that’s the score from a ballet. Is there anything more elitist than that?
You’re a stupid bitch, who shoots wolves from helicopters. Copland hates you. Go back to Toby Keith or Garth Brooks or something more suitable for the likes of you next time.
[re=547874]Troubledog[/re]: holy shit
The world is literally her foot long meat flavored cotton candy.
Stupid cow!!
[re=547932]Dave J.[/re]: u mean she’s a lesbian ?
Palin, the other white meat.
[re=547998]rmjag[/re]: She’s an omnivore. Swings both ways.
[re=547998]rmjag[/re]: RNC fundraisers
[re=547874]Troubledog[/re]: Your in trouble with Snowbilly NOW!(but I thought it was funny)
Moo baby, moo.
[re=547987]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Toby Keith hates her, too.
Do pigs grow wild in Alaska? Oh never mind….
[re=547999]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Governor Quittina. First among equals. http://tinyurl.com/y8zvjh9
[re=547882]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]:
http://clubwah.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/wr_sl_world_palin-420×0.jpg
The moose and caribou co-exist happily with the offshore oil rigs? Are they good swimmers or do they somehow raft out there?
[re=547874]Troubledog[/re]: Technically a potato can be considered a vegetable so your comment is not 100% accurate. However it would be accurate to say fruits are not welcome at the Palin dinner table.
I would say the Discovery Channel is going to give the Commedy Channel a run for its money.
A possible title for the series; Alaska, an incoherenet truth.
Who ever said Beatnik style was dead?
[re=547987]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Van Hagar, I think.
There’s plenty of room for Sarah Palin, right next to all the other unemployed losers.
[re=548051]CanadianBacon[/re]: [re=547874]Troubledog[/re]: “Right next to the trigs..”
Trigs are an Alaskan delicacy; in the south they are referred to as “stupid grits”.
[re=548031]Terry[/re]: The Alaskan government ferries them out there in boats. Part of their school integration program or something.
[re=547882]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Shrinkage!
[re=547890]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]:Din-din, wiener!
[re=547917]DustBowlBlues[/re]: But’s it’s OK. There’s like some kind of NRA subliminal message at the beginning. So we can make fun of triggers.
[re=547932]Dave J.[/re]: Michelle Bachman?
[re=548031]Terry[/re]: Piper shows them how to skiff out there.
[re=547987]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: The sound track is obvs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUaQqd8p2R4
Wait ’til somebody tells her Aaron Copland was gay.
[re=548071]JooJoo Bee[/re]: And Jewish.
What next for the GOP, public beheadings! She said she likes meat, whats stopping her? A correction, her moms should be blood red. She is schill, don’t know why she could receive 1cent for her speaking engagements.
Good script, funny images, OK narrator. Somehow, it’s harder to fake the accent than you’d think. A guy just might want to keep that in mind, if a guy listened carefully. Some guys do.
[re=547874]Troubledog[/re]: Cruel, yet awesome!
[re=547874]Troubledog[/re]: I am in awe of your snark. Oh and they also keep vegetables in the oven…but those are for family night when Toddster and Bristol cook up their own special batch.
I didn’t want to heat up the house baking my Easter ham right before the guests arrived, so I did it this morning. So we had ham slices on the Barefoot Contessa’s Irish Soda Bread for lunch today. The bread has orange rind and currants in it, so the taste was sublime. If Caribou Barbie knew what was in my kitchen, she’d probably part my hair with a shotgun shell. And declare Irish soda bread Socialist … after she’d eaten it all.
Was this POS her journalism Bachelor of Arts dissertation? If so …
Jeebus, words fail me.
“Hollabutt tacos”???
[re=547882]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I suspect you’re being over-optimistic about the size of his hot-dog.
“I like meat.” That’s a pretty bold statement, I’d like to see her back it up.
Animals, animals, animals, animals, OIL RIGS!!!
I did *not* see that one coming.
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