QUITTERS  4:16 pm April 2, 2010

by Jim Newell

This is how I make moneyIT SEEMED LIKE IT WOULD BE FUN AT THE TIME: “Kal Penn, star of the ‘Harold & Kumar’ movies, will leave his job in the Obama administration to appear in a new Christmas-themed flick as his signature stoner character, Entertainment Weekly reported Friday, citing the actor’s representatives.” Sellout. Well, re-sellout. [NY Post]

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 23 comments }

iwillsavethispatient April 2, 2010 at 4:20 pm

He’s going to have a hard time trying to persuade the writers of House to write Kutner back in, though.

Jukesgrrl April 2, 2010 at 4:21 pm

And to do a pilot for CNN with David Shuster. You’re welcome, DustbowlBlues.

lochnessmonster April 2, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Quitter…

Joshua Norton April 2, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Like no one saw this coming. Commence eye roll sequence now.

CATX April 2, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Ca-ching!

SayItWithWookies April 2, 2010 at 4:29 pm

…after which he plans to spend six months as governor of Alaska.

Suds McKenzie April 2, 2010 at 4:29 pm

He is moving on to become a “special policy advisor” to the Craft Services table.

Seriously, what the fuck did this dude do anyways?

Tommmcatt April 2, 2010 at 4:31 pm

I for one, look forward to not seeing the film. But hey, if you can get money for that kinda thing, go for it. Good on you.

I feel the same way about hustlers, incidentally.

Rosie Scenario April 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm

[re=547832]SayItWithWookies[/re]: True. I believe he may have served in the White House longer than Palin served in AK State House. And no ethical lapses to speak of either.

Joshua Norton April 2, 2010 at 4:33 pm

[re=547822]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Maybe he can come back as a ghost. Like Spike did in “Angel”.

V572625694 April 2, 2010 at 4:38 pm

If Kal Penn leaving “House” led to Olivia Wilde being added to that show’s cast, you’d have to admit that it’s another triumph for Hopey.

Terry April 2, 2010 at 4:50 pm

[re=547829]Joshua Norton[/re]:

Yeah, long hours for less pay didn’t turn out to be as attractive as it first seemed. Portraying a stoner for a lot of money wins.

GeneralLerong April 2, 2010 at 4:50 pm

[re=547832]SayItWithWookies[/re]: ohpleaseohpleaseohplease…if ONLY he would run for governor of Alaska. A win by a landslide.

And we’ve now all learned that our governor does no actual work, so who cares, he/she/it may as well just get pleasantly baked.

Seek April 2, 2010 at 4:54 pm

[re=547841]V572625694[/re]: No, they were there simultaneously.

Autoo April 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Who’s gonna score weed for Sash and Malia now?

AxmxZ April 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm

[re=547822]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: They can make it an Easter episode. ‘Tis the season for zombies.

PlanetWingnuta April 2, 2010 at 5:03 pm

[re=547857]Autoo[/re]: Neil Patrick Harris?

hmmm maybe he should be a guest on Flashforward now or an old friend of sulu’s in the next star trek, a red shirt LOL

GOPCrusher April 2, 2010 at 5:13 pm

After Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, I can only suggest that Kal rethink this decision.

S.Luggo April 2, 2010 at 5:17 pm

An actor who can portray a ganja-smoking, islamo-terrorist dood with a White Castle jones and then receive an Oscar for the lead role of an assasinated SF hair dresser and politician, well … hatz off to you, mother fucker!

S.Luggo April 2, 2010 at 5:19 pm

When will Sally Quinn write about this scandal? Must. Know. Truth.

King of the Dipshits April 2, 2010 at 7:13 pm

[re=547833]Suds McKenzie[/re]: He had the hook-up, duh.

Mista Eko April 2, 2010 at 7:49 pm

Fuck you, Van Wilder.

Scaggsvillain April 5, 2010 at 10:04 am

Hope and Change don’t pay. Imma get up out dis biatch an get PAID! Unowhatimsayin?

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