America’s most poorly clothed senator, Scott “The Bush” Brown of the RomneyCare State, attended a pornographic play last night about his very own life at Boston’s Improv Asylum last night. It was called “You’re A Good Man, Scott Brown,” just like in the cartoons. Was it funny? We don’t know, ask someone from goddamn Boston! But someone did wave his balls in Scott Brown’s face at some point.
Oh, sorry. “NSFW.”
(Improv Asylum is Boston’s equivalent of “Voyeur West Hollywood,” maybe.)
[Boston Globe]
[Flickr Photos by Richie Moriarty]
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god almighty, the Republican party is dripping in sex and jizz.
BTW, I analyzed the photo carefully in a sophisticated pixelmap analysis program. Scott Brown gazer beams trajectory directly hits the boys penal area (+/- 3% error).
Did someone snatch his ball away before he could kick it?
[re=546727]El Pinche[/re]: Well, duh, he’s a Republican.
Eh, Boston theater. It’s not even as good as DC theater.
And the lovely young lady to Brown’s left, is that one of his daughters? Is she laughing at the improv genius or is she laughing because she’s seen “balls” before and improv-dude is just hilariously under qualified?
I always wondered how Republican Senators chose their pages…
Well, if it comprehensively covered Senator Brown’s legislative career, that means he was back home and feeling up his daughters by 8:30.
Looks like the wife liked it enough to want to *touch* and then *rub up against*.
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Republicans prefer their sexual encounters in Public Nightclubs, Public Bathrooms, and Public Finance.
Yeah, thanks for that NSFW, behind the cut.
(I know, I know, looking at Wonkett at work, shame on me.)
[re=546727]El Pinche[/re]: your analysis confirms my suspicions!
Can’t wait for this week’s Noonan column.
That woman in the middle is laughing a tad too violently. Could be an awkward moment, since either he’s showing something intentionally funny, or – um – he isn’t.
His daughter seems transfixed. “Ha ha this is funny but I WANT THAT COCK ON ME ZOMG”
Hey, where’s my citation? I sent this to tips two hours ago!
Mr. Newell, you are a plagiarist!!*
*Unless, of course, 1.2 million other people sent it to tips or you stumbled on it during your daily perusal of the Boston Herald.
That dude must have hissef a wonder-grundle that it brings such joy to the masses.
Is it just me, or is SB staring directly at this dude’s junk?
[re=546749]user-of-owls[/re]: Eh, you didn’t send a flickr album with photos I could use.
BUT THANKS FOR THE GLOBE LINK. USER OF OWLS, USER OF OWLS!
Ewwww.
April Fools? Please?
[re=546736]the problem child[/re]: Crap. Link fail. http://www.flickr.com/photos/richietown/4481974600/in/set-72157623745242898/ and http://www.flickr.com/photos/richietown/4481974938/in/set-72157623745242898/
[re=546753]Jim Newell[/re]: Now I feel sorta dirty.
If you all understood the context, you would all be laughing too. You see, the boy model is actually our Jim himself, and the punchline he is delivering is “hey I see you’ve got some salt on that table there, now lightly salt this!” and that’s why everyone is laughing so.
Today we are all Scott Brown’s balls!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1
It’s funny when Republicans do it!
FAMBLY VALUZ!!1
[re=546761]Gorillionaire[/re]: Thread crescendo!
Is he offering her what the Vatican calls a Popesicle?
Geez, I thought the libs were the sex-crazed perverts. What is going on? The more Repubtards bitch and moan about family values, they more they do weird shit. The whole party needs a shrink really bad.
Methinks the ladies (and gent) doth enjoy too much. Eww. So what’s it called when a GOPer is sexually aroused by his own junk? (Ans: Sarah Palin?)
needs more ladyboy juice…
Can we haz caption contest for this one? http://www.flickr.com/photos/richietown/4481975454/in/set-72157623745242898/
Yeah, I’m all ‘ick’ too.
But because I’m a libtard, I know I have to be tolerant of others’ depraved, deviant lifestyle choices.
OK, I looked at the Flickr, and there are, like, four pix of SB using his frickin’ laser-ray vision on the ersatz SB’s Hot Pocket. And if his wife lurched any closer to that kid’s joint she’d have to buy him dinner.
PEOPLE! LOOK MORE CLOSELY AT THE PICTURE! YOU HAVE ALL MISSED IT!
Between the rent boy’s legs.
A plastic cup.
Held by Senator Scott Brown.
Half-full of pale yellow liquid.
Or is it, perhaps…half-empty?
DUHN-duhn-DUHHHNNN!
The only way to improve that image is for Scott to take a handful of contributions from his campaign and stuff it down that boy’s man panties.
I’m no slut, but I’ve seen a few, I’ve seen a few. While the focus here often makes my tummy feel funny, it’s never made me, um, guffaw. WTF could be so goddammed hi-larious? And if this is what turns Republicans on, no wonder their numbers are shrinking.
[re=546748]magic titty[/re]: “I Put a Cock on You” is one of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ most misunderstood songs.
[re=546777]DoktorZoom[/re]: Actor-Scott to actor Gail on their wedding night: “It goes in your what?”
[re=546777]DoktorZoom[/re]: Invisible Cock Sucker
Actually, I’ve gained some respect for Scott Brown and his ability to find the humor in this. Somehow, I can’t see Mike Pence or Orrin Hatch participating in such frivolity.
[re=546790]Katydid[/re]: Unless, when conservatards get it up, a little flag with a pic of the tree of liberty on it pops out and goes, “Bang!”
[re=546790]Katydid[/re]: Their numbers aren’t the only thing that’s shrinking.
[re=546792]Extemporanus[/re]: You sir are a genius and a scholar.
[re=546777]DoktorZoom[/re]: And so I says to Harry Reid, I says, “You’re sure it’s just health care you want to cram down my throat?”
[re=546777]DoktorZoom[/re]: When Republicans are not Buy Sexual they’re rent sexual.
[re=546727]El Pinche[/re]: It’s almost enough to make you wanna switch parties, ain’t it?
[re=546777]DoktorZoom[/re]: “This is how you give him what we call a Code Hot Pink!”
Why am I not at that show right now?
[re=546811]magic titty[/re]: You are too kind, good sir.
Now, if you’re so inclined, I humbly invite you to enjoy one of the greatest live piano duets of all time:
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins & Serge Gainsbourg performing “Constipation Blues”
“I put a smelll on youuu…”
Umm, umm, ummm, this is the creepiest episode of “Scott Brown is Photographed Being Inappropriate With His Daughters” yet. I mean, I might want to go out and laugh at a cock, sometimes, a cock is simply hilarious, you gotta laugh at it, but there are two things that would make laughing at a cock more than a little awkward: 1. My daughter was with me, and saw the cock, and saw me laughing at the cock; and 2. My daughter was with me, and I saw her looking at the cock, and laughing at the cock. Nope, I do not want to see my daughter laugh at a cock, and I do not want my daughter to see me laughing at a cock. Laughing at a cock is just not a “father-daughter” activity, nope, it is not.
It’s a regular Caligula up in there.
[re=546874]Prommie[/re]: “laughing at a cock” is my new favorite euphemism. I’ll be using it as a stand-in for “pissing in the wind.”
[re=546857]Extemporanus[/re]: Heh…my kiddo, then 9 or 10, fell over in a giggle-fit when he heard that on The Best of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins. And kids today think that South Park invented poo humor.
[re=546898]Jerk Cade[/re]: You can probably tell that I fell in love with the phrase, there.
[re=546874]Prommie[/re]: I guess you just had to be there (and be really drunk).
And I thought it was weird when Blago went to the Second City show about his misadventures! At least he didn’t take his kids or laugh at a simulation of his own unit on stage.
Prommie: once you have beamingly clapsed the nubile young bodies of your clamshell-bra’d daughters and photographed the scene for posterity, what’s a little family cock-watching hilarity? (The laughing lady to his right is his wife, Gail Enabler Huff being her professional name.)
[re=546777]DoktorZoom[/re]: On seeing the guy’s junk, Scott Brown’s lips slide into instant blowjob position.
[re=546758]the problem child[/re]: Yeah, so why is this guy covering his mouth all the time?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/richietown/4481976978/in/set-72157623745242898/
[re=546734]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Well, if it comprehensively covered Senator Brown’s legislative career, that means he was back home and feeling up his daughters by 8:30.”
Dude, you had me laughing so hard I swear to you I pulled a kidney. BTW, shouldn’t have clicked on the flickr links. The one with a little ass hanging out the booty-shorts was just a little too much for this prude.
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