Ha ha, April Fools, look what this wacky conservative wingtard webzine did for today’s unfunny celebration of banal hate disguised as Jokes: “[T]here will be a few changes to the site. The pictures at the top will be replaced by photos of Ghandi, MLK, Linda Chavez, Michael Steele, and hip-hop Republican Cleo E. Brown.” Coloreds, all of them! That’s insane, this is a white person’s site. Commenters applauded this expert comedy, saying “Hilarious” and “Love it!” And by “it” they mean the Humor, not those coloreds.
On the other side of the racial divide, in a phenomenon known as “poor black people on Twitter,” people from the ghetto have been telling their own hilarious April Fools jokes, in a Twitter dealy called #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar. Please deal with these with the proper liberal diffidence.
- its_grrr_egg Limo driver with a rich overprivileged white couple: Im on empty, were in Newark. Im gna walk for gas, stay right here #aprilfoolsgonetoofar
- 1up_Authentic: Have unprotected sex wit ya girl & tell her you have VD afterwards *her gun goes KAPOW* #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar
- kimmychaun #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar – surpising ur homeboy on his bday w/ Youtube vids of his g/f he bout to propose to takin it in every hole
- blaquebarbidoll: @ComedianSpank sending your white friend dressed like a cop to ya boy crib knowin the ni6Ga got two strikes already! #AprilFoolsGoneToofar
- Really tho -_- RT @BillZBondZ: ladies u come home and ur man makin out with another dude talmbout “we’re in love!” O_O #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar
- aquariussmith Thinking your friend is hooking you up with a good looking girl,and she ends up looking like gollum from “LOTR” #Aprilfoolsgonetoofar
- @ComedianRonGRT @aquariussmith: Pres Obama telling the world that he is actually a true Muslim and a Republican #Aprilfoolsgonetoofar
- You pull a FAKE gun out on ur friend…he shoots u thinkin it was real, now ur dead #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar
- psuRell RT Tellin a muslim them meatballs was beef, then afta he finish u say “nah them shits was pork..taste gd dnt it” #aprilfoolsgonetoofar (lol)
- FizzleDaGr8 RT @ComedianSpank: let the air out of ya grandma oxygen tank #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar DEAD
LOL, poor black people and poor white people in America are almost exactly the same in every way: Distrustful of homosexuals, plotting against Muslims, obsessed with guns and Obama and grandma’s death and hobbits, and completely illiterate! How big’s that Tea Party tent?
[Conservative Heritage Times/#AprilFoolsGoneTooFar]
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Ken is racist against retards.
Way to call us out for our puss-like status, Ken. I’d say something in retort… but I’m too much of a pussy.
April 1, “Stupid is color blind” Day.
I don’t get it.
And thank Jeebus for that.
Ken, haven’t we been saying for years that everyone except us is stupid?
I’m starting to think that the missing gene for “funny” also makes someone conservative.
Needz moar facepalm.
Gotta like the “ni6Ga” leet effect.
Oh HELL NO. Motherfucking Ramesh Ponnuru misspelled Gandhi on that Conservative Times website. It is spelled GANDHI, not GHANDI you stupid cunt. Your Wikipedia page says you are an Indian American, you asshole. At least get the names of Indian icons right. Fuck I am tired of seeing right wing retard mangle the name of the Father of my nation. Oh, and Jim, I understand that Wonkette should never acknowledge the crazy drunk lawyer lady Ann Althouse, but this moron and and asshole commenters on her blog deserve some tough love from the commenters here.
Fuck you Ann “drunk” Althouse and Ramesh “kaala sahib” Ponnuru. Fuck yo with an acid tipped dildo.
Isn’t CHT also the acronym Cthulhu’s followers use to refer to their God because spelling his full name out is blasphemy?
Really tho -_- RT @BillZBondZ: ladies u come home and ur man makin out with another dude talmbout “we’re in love!” O_O #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar
That’s what I’m talmbout!
You pull a FAKE gun out on ur friend…he shoots u thinkin it was real, now ur dead #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar
I thought this was pretty funny.
Now that’s what I’m talmbout!
[re=546838]chowkster[/re]: Careful now: didn’t Ann Althouse marry a commenter? I had my heart set on SKS until she blew outa here.
“Nah Them Shits Was Pork” should be the title of Ted Steven’s autobiography.
[re=546844]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: Three lefts turns and still I can’t shake you.
[re=546818]magic titty[/re]: That doesn’t make him racist. That makes him a genetist…or something.
Hell, I went to CHT’s website and saw their banner and just figured the portraits of J. Edgar Hoover, Andrew Jackson, Cardinal Richelieu and Julius Caesar were their April Fool’s jokes. Little did I reckon…
Really tho RT @BillZBondZ: ladies u come home and ur man makin out with another dude talmbout “we’re in love!” O_O #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar
MrsLarryCraig RT @Really tho: I hear you, dawg. #GOPSenate
@ComedianRonGRT has it right, though; Obama telling the teabaggers he really is a sekrit Muslin would be pretty funny.
[re=546838]chowkster[/re]: “BTW, most of those people at Wonkette seem to be assholes, but “Strunk & White Power!” is pretty funny.”
Yes, we will show you what assholes we Really are.
[re=546838]chowkster[/re]: The comments on the drunk lady’s blog are comedy gold. There’s one guy saying how white men should get themselves Filipino women because they’re much better than white woman and they know how to cook, and another who called a woman who used the word “teabaggers” a cunt in front of the woman’s 11-year-old daughter and then explained to the 11-year-old what teabagging meant.
These guys are geniuses!
[re=546846]ArkansasFred[/re]: Deadspin ban you, mate?
let the air out of ya grandma oxygen tank #AprilFoolsGoneTooFar DEAD
Ghetto death panelz. Awwwwwww, sHizzle.
twitter funny, website dumb
[re=546875]magic titty[/re]: Nope. Just like to diversify the content of my terrible, terrible jokes.
Wow, white people are so fucking classy. Kinda makes that first #aprilfoolsgonetoofar suddenly seem like a super-reasonable response.
[re=546852]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Someone should let them know that Caesar was a liberal by the standards of his day, a member of the populares party; he was opposed by the conservative optimates party, and after they forced him into civil war they actually started calling themselves the Republicans.
Lest you think the analogy is strained:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Populares “The populares addressed the problems of the urban plebs, particularly subsidizing a grain dole, and in general favored limiting slavery, since slavery took jobs from poor free citizens. They also garnered political support by attempts to expand citizenship to communities outside Rome and Italy”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimates “The Optimates (“Best Men”, singular optimas; also known as boni, “Good Men”) were the traditionalist majority of the late Roman Republic. They wished to limit the power of the popular assemblies and the Tribunes of the Plebs, and to extend the power of the Senate, which was viewed as more dedicated to the interests of the aristocrats who held the reins of power.”
Obama….White House…if he’s….
OH SHIT I GET IT
[re=546845]jagorev[/re]: Yeah, that’s like, irony or something?
[re=546869]FMA[/re]: And such an intense hatred for the liberal vag. One might even speculate that these guys were turned down for sex by so many women in their hate filled lives that they were forced to order a wife online and are trying to make it seem like it was a personal decision instead of a desperate plea for sexytime.
[re=546902]JMP[/re]: I think Michael Parenti wrote a book with the general thesis that Caesar was murdered by the Senate because his populist leanings (populist for the day that is!) threatened their grip on power. This as opposed to the more standard idea that they did it to preserve the republic against tyranny.
I dunno though, I’m just some schlub what watches the History Channel, and eats pretzels.
I don’t get it. Is the joke that no one can type a coherent English sentence anymore?
Not you guys, of course. The twatters.
Why all y’all niggas goin be fucked up about this me an mah bitch K-Lo keep it real chuuch #thuglife #realOG #gangsta #AllUpInDisBitch #DrillMotherfuckaDrill
[re=546838]chowkster[/re]:
those comments are amazing
I’m off to go feed my uneducated, pet white man.
[re=546991]lumpenprole[/re]:
stupid comma! This is why I don’t have a Subaru to match my Obot badge.
Ha ha Wonkette, we all know you photoshopped those Teabonics signs. The real signs were not only in perfect English, they were concise, humorous, insightful, very convincing, and included obscure quotes from some of Shakespeare’s lesser known works.
Eric Cantor has the original photos but he’s not releasing them so as to not “fan the flames.”
[re=546838]chowkster[/re]: You realize that Ramesh is a fake person made up by the white boys that run that website, right? Because Indian people are just funny, amirite?
[re=546923]Magnus Maximus[/re]: It could be, at least among some of the assassins; it certainly was part of the reason for the Senate’s attempt to force Caesar into exile and prevent him from running for Consul, along with his great popularity among the plebians.
You keep on saying April Fool’s Day. I do not think it means what you think it means.
From Althouse’s post:
Via Wonkette, where commenters are having fun mocking someone who wrote “I did’nt serve 22 years for Socialism”:
I love the “Did’NT Serve” sign.
Seems the three Rs for Teabaggers is Retardism, Racism, and Recidivism not that
librul reading, riting and rithmatics.
Simpleton white dumbfuck retards, all.
So, one man served in the military for more than 2 decades and then misplaced an apostrophe, and another is skilled in the detection of racism and the use of mental disability as metaphor.
Oh fine Anne, you can have that one. Now about the other 65 examples of pure idiocy on that Flickr feed…
[re=547078]imissopus[/re]: that Althouse commenter is right. We should not be mocking these people on Wonkette…we should move our excoriating over there. WAR BLOG!
Gee thanks Ken, thanks a lot for the bum steer into the Outhouse. Ill probably have nightmares tonight. It seems like the rupugnican party has arked RIGHT into the depths of human depravity. How long wil it be before they start burning books (BODIES)? Here’s an oxymoron for you “Christian Identity”. Funny how the almighty God needs human foot soldiers?!?
Wait “the other side of the racial divide?” What I saw was one side being not-so-subtle, bitter racists, and the other side has a (sometimes twisted) sense of humor from those tweets. One side was benign in their humor; the other wasn’t.
[re=546869]FMA[/re]: Yeah, I was thrilled by the enlightened fuck on Althouse who recommended getting “a Filipina” in the same tone/manner that I would recommend getting “a Schnauzer” or “an Alsatian” to a friend. Because “[a] Filipina respects her man” and knows how to cook. When the police finally do break down the door of his bunker, they’ll find her chained to the radiator in his kitchen.
[re=547389]Hagar7[/re]: As a horrible emasculating librul white woman, I hope that all wingnuts become convinced that they need to import foreign mates so that they’ll never attempt to mate with me.
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