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If there is one group of people your Wonkette cannot tolerate, it is vulgarians, with their toilet humor and Satanic acronyms about fucking. These are the only people employed at Organizing for America, a.k.a. “BarackObama.com.” Look at Joe Biden’s “big fucking deal” right there, on the tee shirt, in the Obama Font. Filthy. If only David Brooks or another polite young man were running this place. [Organizing for America]

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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined Wonkette.com in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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  • thegunner

    me bought 10,just so me can tell my non-existant grand-fucking-kids!!also.

  • Scarab

    Does it come in XXXXXL?

  • JamesMichaelCurley

    It is!

  • Katydid

    If any Repubs other than the Fox News PR dept. were capable of snark, they’d be having fun with this one. I’m probably to the left of Bernie Sanders politically, but this is just fucking stupid. I don’t know if that’s relevant actually. I am trying so hard not to work, Wonkette, please suspend my commenting privileges.

  • Clancy_Pants

    Baltimore Fire Department? I don’t get it?

  • bureaucrap

    Normally, I’d say it was an April Fool’s joke, but I suspect we’ll be seeing them on the streets of DC by the weekend. It would have been even better if they had almost spelled it out (e.g., “Big F–in’ Deal”).

  • JMP

    I’d like to get that, but twenty-five dollars for a T-Shirt is not a big fucking deal; it is in fact far too expensive.

  • Oblios Cap

    Bid For Death? Bad For Dagos? Bidirectional Flexing Dildos?

    What can it mean?

  • Cornhusker Kickback

    Needs more wolves and moons.

  • Hopey dont play that game

    Cue Peggy Nonninshire’s hebephrenic hissy fit

  • Cornhusker Kickback

    [re=546640]Oblios Cap[/re]: Big Friendly Deathpanels?

  • Ruhe

    [re=546634]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Wow! I was just thinking that as much as I’d love to have one of those shirts I’d have trouble explaining to my kids what BFD means. Now I have a plausible answer. “Well kids, health care reform is a great thing, just like the Baltimore Fire Department, which is a really awesome Fire Department.” Thanks man.

  • Nappied Hypotenuse

    Oh, those Obamatards, with their Roald Dahl allusions.

  • BOOBIES!

    [re=546640]Oblios Cap[/re]:

    Boehner fucks donkeys.

  • nappyduggs

    Can the “Obama Font” pretty please replace Comic Sans, pretty please?

  • WadISay

    I hope they offer one that says, “BFD, but NPO” (no public option). I would still like to ram it down John Boehner’s throat.

  • joezoo

    It’s a good thing Messrs. Hoefler and Frere-Jones aren’t alive to see this shameful day.

  • mumblyjoe

    [re=546640]Oblios Cap[/re]: If we take Snowbilly’s word for it, health care reform is a Bid for Death, exactly.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I’m just glad we have a VP who makes “fuck” into a celebratory word instead of an asswipe word. It speaks volumes about the difference between the administrations, fuck yeah it does.

  • Lazy Media

    I’m holding out for the “Teabag THIS” t-shirt, with an arrow pointing down.

  • An Outhouse

    BFD. Those are my initials. And , yes, I’ve been yelled at for being a smart ass when initialing documents at work.

  • JMP

    [re=546640]Oblios Cap[/re]: Batter fried doughnuts; a reason XXXXXL Americans really need health reform.

  • freakishlystrong

    Butt Fucking Dick?

  • crookedspin

    Health Reform is a BBW

  • ArkansasFred

    Suck I have to choose between buying that shirt and paying for my penicillin.

  • the problem child

    Sorry, OFA, but unless you spell it out for me, NFW.

  • Poochie

    [re=546654]BOOBIES![/re]: Naw. It’s hey, “Boner, Fuck ‘Dis”…..right here…..

  • Dr. Zoidberg

    Black Flying Donkey?

    Oh, wait…is that racist?

  • JMP

    You know, they really should have the old-time Snorg girl modeling this shirt.

  • Gumboz1953

    Biden For Dogcatcher?

  • Mista Eko

    Note to DNC: Will pay top dollar for a shirt with Joe Biden wielding the BFG 9000 from DOOM.

  • earnestcivilservant

    [re=546670]crookedspin[/re]: Big, bad…what?

  • Cape Clod

    Bachmann Flings Deficant.

  • Kinkster

    Best Fucking Design (on your t-shirt)

  • TGY

    They meant ‘BVD’, obvs, which is either a brand of men’s underwear or Bovine Virus Diarrhea.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=546657]nappyduggs[/re]: The “Obama Font” is actually called BIG FUCKING SANS.

  • Allyson

    Back From Death

  • twowheeljunkie

    Obama has his own font now?
    Where does it end?

  • Berkeley Bear

    [re=546651]Ruhe[/re]: Berkeley Fire Department, too. You could always spot a true pot head by how much they giggled as the BFD trucks rolled by.

  • jus_wonderin

    I wonder. Due to my recent unemployment, loss of health insurance and the subsequent removal of my ailing and defect torso I would only need the neck ring and sleeves. Do you have one in my size? And, how much is rush shipping?

  • Eric Cheney

    Not such a BFD. I hear now that nipple ring infections will not not covered.