THINGS WE KNEW  11:16 am April 1, 2010

Vulgarians Running Obama Store

by Jim Newell

If there is one group of people your Wonkette cannot tolerate, it is vulgarians, with their toilet humor and Satanic acronyms about fucking. These are the only people employed at Organizing for America, a.k.a. “BarackObama.com.” Look at Joe Biden’s “big fucking deal” right there, on the tee shirt, in the Obama Font. Filthy. If only David Brooks or another polite young man were running this place. [Organizing for America]

 

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{ 41 comments }

thegunner April 1, 2010 at 11:21 am

me bought 10,just so me can tell my non-existant grand-fucking-kids!!also.

Scarab April 1, 2010 at 11:22 am

Does it come in XXXXXL?

JamesMichaelCurley April 1, 2010 at 11:23 am

It is!

Katydid April 1, 2010 at 11:23 am

If any Repubs other than the Fox News PR dept. were capable of snark, they’d be having fun with this one. I’m probably to the left of Bernie Sanders politically, but this is just fucking stupid. I don’t know if that’s relevant actually. I am trying so hard not to work, Wonkette, please suspend my commenting privileges.

Clancy_Pants April 1, 2010 at 11:23 am

Baltimore Fire Department? I don’t get it?

bureaucrap April 1, 2010 at 11:25 am

Normally, I’d say it was an April Fool’s joke, but I suspect we’ll be seeing them on the streets of DC by the weekend. It would have been even better if they had almost spelled it out (e.g., “Big F–in’ Deal”).

JMP April 1, 2010 at 11:27 am

I’d like to get that, but twenty-five dollars for a T-Shirt is not a big fucking deal; it is in fact far too expensive.

Oblios Cap April 1, 2010 at 11:28 am

Bid For Death? Bad For Dagos? Bidirectional Flexing Dildos?

What can it mean?

Cornhusker Kickback April 1, 2010 at 11:29 am

Needs more wolves and moons.

Hopey dont play that game April 1, 2010 at 11:29 am

Cue Peggy Nonninshire’s hebephrenic hissy fit

Cornhusker Kickback April 1, 2010 at 11:31 am

[re=546640]Oblios Cap[/re]: Big Friendly Deathpanels?

Ruhe April 1, 2010 at 11:36 am

[re=546634]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Wow! I was just thinking that as much as I’d love to have one of those shirts I’d have trouble explaining to my kids what BFD means. Now I have a plausible answer. “Well kids, health care reform is a great thing, just like the Baltimore Fire Department, which is a really awesome Fire Department.” Thanks man.

Nappied Hypotenuse April 1, 2010 at 11:39 am

Oh, those Obamatards, with their Roald Dahl allusions.

BOOBIES! April 1, 2010 at 11:40 am

[re=546640]Oblios Cap[/re]:

Boehner fucks donkeys.

nappyduggs April 1, 2010 at 11:41 am

Can the “Obama Font” pretty please replace Comic Sans, pretty please?

WadISay April 1, 2010 at 11:42 am

I hope they offer one that says, “BFD, but NPO” (no public option). I would still like to ram it down John Boehner’s throat.

joezoo April 1, 2010 at 11:42 am

It’s a good thing Messrs. Hoefler and Frere-Jones aren’t alive to see this shameful day.

mumblyjoe April 1, 2010 at 11:43 am

[re=546640]Oblios Cap[/re]: If we take Snowbilly’s word for it, health care reform is a Bid for Death, exactly.

SayItWithWookies April 1, 2010 at 11:43 am

I’m just glad we have a VP who makes “fuck” into a celebratory word instead of an asswipe word. It speaks volumes about the difference between the administrations, fuck yeah it does.

Lazy Media April 1, 2010 at 11:44 am

I’m holding out for the “Teabag THIS” t-shirt, with an arrow pointing down.

An Outhouse April 1, 2010 at 11:47 am

BFD. Those are my initials. And , yes, I’ve been yelled at for being a smart ass when initialing documents at work.

JMP April 1, 2010 at 11:48 am

[re=546640]Oblios Cap[/re]: Batter fried doughnuts; a reason XXXXXL Americans really need health reform.

freakishlystrong April 1, 2010 at 11:49 am

Butt Fucking Dick?

crookedspin April 1, 2010 at 11:51 am

Health Reform is a BBW

ArkansasFred April 1, 2010 at 11:52 am

Suck I have to choose between buying that shirt and paying for my penicillin.

the problem child April 1, 2010 at 11:52 am

Sorry, OFA, but unless you spell it out for me, NFW.

Poochie April 1, 2010 at 11:57 am

[re=546654]BOOBIES![/re]: Naw. It’s hey, “Boner, Fuck ‘Dis”…..right here…..

Dr. Zoidberg April 1, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Black Flying Donkey?

Oh, wait…is that racist?

JMP April 1, 2010 at 12:01 pm

You know, they really should have the old-time Snorg girl modeling this shirt.

Gumboz1953 April 1, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Biden For Dogcatcher?

Mista Eko April 1, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Note to DNC: Will pay top dollar for a shirt with Joe Biden wielding the BFG 9000 from DOOM.

earnestcivilservant April 1, 2010 at 12:21 pm

[re=546670]crookedspin[/re]: Big, bad…what?

Cape Clod April 1, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Bachmann Flings Deficant.

Kinkster April 1, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Best Fucking Design (on your t-shirt)

TGY April 1, 2010 at 12:48 pm

They meant ‘BVD’, obvs, which is either a brand of men’s underwear or Bovine Virus Diarrhea.

Extemporanus April 1, 2010 at 1:12 pm

[re=546657]nappyduggs[/re]: The “Obama Font” is actually called BIG FUCKING SANS.

Allyson April 1, 2010 at 1:27 pm

Back From Death

twowheeljunkie April 1, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Obama has his own font now?
Where does it end?

Berkeley Bear April 1, 2010 at 3:23 pm

[re=546651]Ruhe[/re]: Berkeley Fire Department, too. You could always spot a true pot head by how much they giggled as the BFD trucks rolled by.

jus_wonderin April 1, 2010 at 4:02 pm

I wonder. Due to my recent unemployment, loss of health insurance and the subsequent removal of my ailing and defect torso I would only need the neck ring and sleeves. Do you have one in my size? And, how much is rush shipping?

Eric Cheney April 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm

Not such a BFD. I hear now that nipple ring infections will not not covered.

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