Fox News Drops LL Cool J With Pissy Little Bitch Statement

Everything changed last night, on Twitter, when elderly rap and film artist LL Cool J said "get me off the damn Palin show, jesus..." Well, permission granted:  Fox News has dropped him from the Sarah PalinReal American Storiesprogram with a terribly passive-aggressive statement. (They even address him by his real name, Sara K. Smith.)

"Real American Stories" features uplifting tales about overcoming adversity and we believe Mr. Smith’s interview fit that criteria. However, as it appears that Mr. Smith does not want to be associated with a program that could serve as an inspiration to others, we are cutting his interview from the special and wish him the best with his fledgling acting career.

Oh... OHHH... ouch. They just had to put "fledgling" in there. He's well-established, as these things go!

[ NYT ]